Chapter 59: Urban Legends (3)
"Manual Papapa: By the way, the city you were in before...... If I'm not mistaken, it's the city where the "legendary bank robbers" once committed, right?"
"Bad ** Keep Safe: Ah, there was indeed that big news. γ
"Tut-tut: Tut-tut, there have been a lot of cases in our city recently that have been deliberately imitated because of excessive worship of "that person" - although they are arrested and brought to justice quickly after they die. But when it comes to "bar", I seem to have heard that the robber was actually just a junior high school girl, right? Dressed in a cute sailor suit, he suddenly started robbing a bank out of bounds...... To this day, I still wonder why a high school girl suddenly wants to rob a bank, no matter how you think about it, it's weird."
Ouch, a high school girl robbed a bank! Why does it sound so familiar!
-- Okay, don't play stupid anymore, that's right, of course, this matter is still talking about Miss Buchuan! This is a stupid thing that Miss Hakukawa did when she wanted to pay off the money quickly.
And at this moment, Miss Buchuan, who couldn't help covering her face and was depressed, really felt that her knees really hurt so much...... It seems that all the knees of the whole year have been poked here - are there so few urban legends, and why is it that every incident mentioned now is the cause of Miss Bukawa!
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"Kiryu Kutrilla: And the point is, after robbing the bank and making a big news, this high school girl returned all the money nonsensically. γ
"Demon: Damn, this is weird! It's like an urban legend! I remember watching the news!"
"High school students have to be robbers, too: and people may not believe it when they say it...... In fact, two years have passed, and the protagonist has not been arrested! And I heard my friend's father, who works in the police station, say that even the suspect has not been decided! For some reason, the surveillance camera has become extremely blurry, and only the sailor's suit can be seen...... However, it should be possible to determine the school by relying on the sailor suit, but the style of the sailor suit is the most basic, and many colleges and universities have sailor suits like this, so it is difficult for the police to determine it. γ
"Aunt Xue is really stunning: In this way, it's really fortunate that the money was returned, otherwise something might have happened." γ
"High school students also have to be robbers: That's why high school students are terrible nowadays. γ
"Obesity is a pain in breathing: that big-stomached star is terrible tooβI'll tell you a joke, an ordinary female high school student, an ordinary third-grader. γ
"Green is healthier: 2333~ Anyway, if your stories are so interesting, it will also make me itch and I can't help but want to say some more...... I'd like to talk about an extremely interesting urban legend from the Huaxia area, but I guess you shouldn't be a picky eater, right?"
"Demon: What the hell? Urban legends of Huaxia District? - Hurry up!"
"Green is healthier: Anyway, it's similar to the high school girl robber mentioned earlier, and the "protagonist" of the urban legend I'm going to have a lot of admirers! But it's right that the two of them do completely different things -- it is rumored that in a certain city in Huaxia District, there will often be a noble person who specializes in chivalry and righteousness and doing the right thing for heaven! Not to mention any dangerous things such as solving crimes, even small things like helping grandma cross the road can do all kinds of things! And the point is that people only do good deeds without asking for anything in return, as long as they thank each other, it's enough!"
"Learn from Lei Feng's good example: God is really a good person!
"Don't help her: Hehe, I have the ability to let that "noble person" go to the street to help some old people on the street, and ensure that she can't even afford to wear fat times in the lawsuit!"
"Green is healthier: Ouch, upstairs is scared of being blackmailed by the porcelain party, right? But it's a pity that the old man who has been lifted up by others can circle the earth twice! Because he often wears a very conspicuous green coat, he is also honored by others as the "man in green"!"
ββSounds as stupid as "Cuckold".
-- And what the hell is it that can circle the earth twice? Do you dare to speak well!
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However, after Miss Buchuan saw the words "green and green are healthier" (ID is too strange) and habitually complained a lot, she reacted a little slowly-this time the protagonist of the urban legend is not Miss Buchuan! It's really gratifying to congratulate Coca-Cola, Miss Bukawa's knees can finally be completely saved! I have to say that Miss Buchuan has been lying down in fear...... But it's normal to think about it, after all, it's an urban legend over there in Huaxia District, how can Miss Buchuan leave an urban legend even if she has been there at all?
ββIn other words, once you've been to Miss Ayukawa, you're going to leave an urban legend behind?
"Electromagnetic Infantry Professor Yang: Oh, this sounds good! It feels like the plot of the hero comic of the American Imperial District, it's hard to imagine that it is an urban legend from the Huaxia District...... But since it's an urban legend, I don't know if it's "true" or not, right?"
"Demon: Since we have even high school girl robbers in District 11, it's no problem for people to have a "man in green" in Huaxia District, right?"
"Green is healthier: Professor Yang is very good at grasping the key points, yes, and we don't know the situation in Huaxia District when we are in District 11...... But I have a friend who is an exchange student in Huaxia, and they happen to be in the city where the man in green appeared! I learned this urban legend from him, and I heard him say that "the man in green" has become a hot topic among high school students, and it is very hot, and every day he is happy to discuss where and where the man in green appears again. Since there are so many admirers, there must be a lot of witnesses, so it is possible that the Man in Green exists as well as the high school girl robber!"
"Aunt Xue is really stunning: if the man in green and the high school girl robber face to face, which side do you think will win?"
"Green is healthier: it's hard to say......
"High school students should also be robbers: seconded! I think it must be the high school girl robbers who have won the big victory!"
"World Cleanup Organization Propagandist: Ahhhh......h If so, then you must dial this number to entrust the task!XXXXXXX......
"Electromagnetic Infantry Professor Yang: Oh no, this thing has appeared again! Why hasn't the administrator banned him yet?
Wait a minute, what's the matter with such an abrupt change of subject? No matter how you look at it, that guy just now looks like the kind of MLM guy who sneaks around in the chat group and takes advantage of the opportunity!
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ββYou know, do you need to insure your product?
Miss Buchuan looked at this strange ID that suddenly appeared in horror, and only thought that the other party must be the propagandist of the World Cleaning Organization...... After all, the name of the person has no intention of concealing his identity at all! Then again, the World Sweeping Organization is really "pervasive"! Even this kind of niche chat room has a special propagandist working hard to publicize it...... And Miss Buchuan looked at the reactions of these people in the chat room, and it seemed that this propagandist had appeared more than once?
As for the reason why she has not been banned by the administrator so far, Miss Buchuan thinks that it must be the "black technology" tossed by the World Sweeping Organization.
"Ahhh
Probably finally waiting for what she wanted, Saotome Yukina, who was originally holding her breath and not saying a word, shouted and screamed without warning in an instant, which naturally directly frightened other people who were watching the screen seriously (including Miss Ayukawa)...... Under the complaining gaze of everyone, Saotome Yukina didn't want to apologize for her behavior at all, she crossed her hands in front of her chest, raised her little head and said with a very complacent head: "It's really true - I heard them in the class discussing why there is always a pyramid scheme in the chat room who is pyramid schemes with strange organizations, and I thought it couldn't be this organization, but I didn't expect it to be true!"
Rubbing her devastated ears, Miyo Mitsui didn't bother to teach her anything more, so she pouted and asked directly, "So...... What are you doing here?"
"Of courseβ"
Suddenly, Yukina, who was being asked, sketched an extremely confident smile that was different from the appearance of opening Nakaji in the next second--Miss Ayukawa's eyes were blinded in an instant. I saw Saotome Yukina moving her fingers against the computer screen, as if she was eager to try something.
Of course, it is impossible for the "popping bean-like moving joint sound" in the novel to appear to her.
"Find out who they are......!" And then follow this clue until the World Sweeping Organization is sacred!"
While saying something that seemed to be very powerful, Saotome Yukina put her fingers on the keyboard, and then in the blink of an eye, she started a series of operations that Miss Bukawa couldn't understand at all, and even didn't know how to do it-tsk, I originally thought that Saotome Yukina was a completely useless middle two disease patient, but I didn't expect that she still had a skill? So...... Could it be that when she was running for president, Saotome Yukina relied on such a "skill" and then operated in the dark and ran dirtily (congratulations on your guess)!
Well, Miss Bukawa seems to have discovered the most amazing truth in this moment!
ββBut even so, the WCO didn't find it that easy.
Miss Ayukawa, who was silently complaining in her heart, just rolled her dead fish eyes and watched Saotome Yukina doing these useless and useless work with great malice.
After all, the World Clean-up Organization has so many unexplained black technology products, won't it still put a few of these propaganda personnel who should be considered very important? It is estimated that "will not be kicked out" is one of the black technologies, and because it is working on a computer, there may be a "computer-type" person in charge who can easily prevent hacker intrusion.
ββI have to say, Miss Buchuan has already guessed that ** is not far from ten.
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Ξ£(?Π΄?;) Have you seen it? A reward of 100,000 starting coins! Queen of the North, are you planning to reap the knees of the next ten years? This local tyrant is terrible!
_(:Π·"β )_By the way, I went to an amusement park with my roommate today...... I'm so sorry that the update is so late because I've been crazy all day and have a headache when I go home all day~