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123 Gloucester Road, Wan Chai, Hong Kong Island.

Wan Chai Police Station (OLI). The solemn police station came and went, and countless police officers in police uniforms came and went.

A black Mercedes-Benz was parked in front of the police station, and a big thick leg stepped out with great difficulty. He is plump and plump, wearing a striped polo shirt in a gray fat suit and a gold necklace the thickness of his middle finger around his neck.

He wore pure black toad glasses on his face, combed a big back head that was split when the oily bright flies fell, and a short and thick cigar in his mouth.

“Duang……”

The arm deliberately makes a half circle in the air, the large gold watch that shines brightly on your beauty, sparkling and lovely, and the cigar in your hand is puffed lightly.

"Click, click—"

Suddenly, a shutter sounded, the flash flashed rapidly, and more than a dozen paparazzi with cameras swarmed around them.

"May I ask Director Li, did you appear at the police station because of the viral juvenile murder incident in Causeway Bay during this time, and the police summoned you?"

""Crazy Boy" has poisoned countless teenagers, can your conscience be condemned? Do you plan to go your own way or accept it when you see it?"

"There are rumors from the Education Department that countless parents have reported that your movie teaches bad children......"

"Bang!"

The fat hand slapped on the roof of the car, and the loud noise shocked the paparazzi at the scene.

"Everyone—"

Fat all over the body, the fat on the face trembled with excitement. It's not fear, but the irrepressible excitement of the upper body of the dramatist.

"I, Li Licheng, are here, not a bullshit summons of **, nor am I a compromise!"

The fat director was angry, his chest trembled, and he shouted loudly in righteous indignation and hysteria, "I only came to the police station to do three things - fair!

The sunglasses were thrown off, the flesh jumped, the spat frothed, and the fat face was filled with the fearless spirit of a cynical revolutionary, looking at the paparazzi with a confused face, he waved his big hand and shouted, "The camera is in hand, follow me!"

Looking at the paparazzi who were chattering, Fei Cheng stood on the steps, arrogant and arrogant, his eyes wide, "Lao Tzu just wants to tell you today, what ** ** is called fair! What ** ** is called surprise! ”

With his big hand, he circled and waved at Fang Xuan, "The camera is in hand!

"Click!"

"Click, click, click!"

A group of paparazzi held the camera, and stepped into the Wan Chai Police Station with Fei Cheng in a menacing manner! The police officers who came in and out were stunned.

They looked at the ferocious fat man like a ghost, and for the first time they saw someone leading a group of horses to the police station to smash the field!

Is it because I'm not angry enough at the Wan Chai Police Station, or are you guys dying early enough to hit the streets?

"To ...... Do you want to call the police?" asked a clerk holding a document in the report hall.

"Report the report, report the ......," the colleague wearing a police uniform next to him stumbled in response.

"How many calls are there to call the police?"

"Report a fart, report it! Our *** is the police!"

The uniformed policeman reacted, slapped his colleague on the head, and shouted: "Copy the guy! Report to the director, someone is coming to smash the field!"

"Who let you in?" Suddenly, an errand guy with a superintendent's epaulette hurriedly stopped the paparazzi.

"Invited by our interviewees!"

"What, you're hitting me!"

"The bad guy is beating someone!"

A group of paparazzi arched in front of the errand with their chests puffed up, so that a group of errands did not dare to do it.

"Don't move!! Whoever moves, I'll sue him for obstructing official business and attacking the police!" The middle-aged guy in the lead calmed the scene with a word.

This group of paparazzi was instantly intimidated, and they swarmed behind Director Li Licheng, revealing the glorious and majestic Director Li.

With such skillful movements, if you want to say that these paparazzi didn't mean it just now, you can't believe it. For the sake of news material, the paparazzi on Hong Kong Island have long been sold.

"Who are you?"

The superintendent asked angrily, "What are you doing here with the reporters?"

"Ah sir, is Hong Kong Island a society governed by the rule of law?" Fei Cheng did not answer the rhetorical question.

Looking at the paparazzi holding the camera, the superintendent replied firmly without even thinking about it, "Hong Kong Island has always adhered to the rule of law! The spirit of the rule of law is an untouchable red line on Hong Kong Island!"

"Sir, if someone slanders me, can I report the case?"

"Can I report the case if someone dies and refuses to save him?" Can I report the case if someone instigates public opinion? Can I report the case if someone instigates others to commit a crime? Can I report the case if someone intimidates others? Can I report the case if someone has nothing to do? Can I report the case if someone intends to destroy the most basic freedom of speech on Hong Kong Island? Can I report the case if someone intends to murder a minor in Hong Kong?"

"Stop!" the superintendent yelled.

"Click, click!" a group of poor guys cocked up their cameras.

"You're going to report the crime—come inside with me!"

The superintendent gritted his teeth and pointed at Fei Cheng, turned his head and looked at the reporter paparazzi in front of him with scruples, "You can't take pictures now, you can only wait outside! Whoever makes trouble, be careful that I invite you to tea for obstruction of official business!"

……

A red rooster is parked opposite the Wan Chai Police Station.

"What do you mean by surprise?" Jiang Zhiqiang looked at Wu Xiaozu with a confused expression.

"A surprise is a surprise. Wu Xiaozu shrugged and explained.

"I'm asking, what is the surprise of **?" Jiang Ershao asked.

"**'s surprise is ......'s **'s surprise. Wu Xiaozu licked his dry lips with his tongue and asked with a smile, "Jiang Sheng, do you want to see a bigger Super Surprise ......?"

"Wu Xiaozu, don't hurt me! Now that the Wan Chai Police Station is involved, the incident is really getting bigger, and the two of us can't hold on!"

Jiang Zhiqiang was really afraid that Wu Xiaozu would go crazy and make a big incident and not be able to end it.

It's not impossible!

Often self-confident people are also conceited, Wu Xiaozu, a descendant, seems to be calm, but there is madness in his bones. It's going to be really...... Thinking of this, Jiang Zhiqiang hated to be able to wrap his arms around Wu Xiaozu's neck and yelled at him to question!

Compared with Jiang Zhiqiang's worries, Wu Xiaozu actually thought further.

"Can't hold ......"

Wu Xiaozu touched the stubble on his chin, looked at Jiang Zhiqiang, who was nervous, and smiled, "Don't worry, the sky is falling, and you are tall." But Jiang Sheng, you're right, we can't hold on, so ......"

"Bringing people in?" Jiang Zhiqiang's eyes lit up.

"No, I think we can go and have a glass of wine to suppress the shock. ”

Wu Xiaozu patted the front seat, and the red rooster slowly drove away. The Wan Chai Police Station has been crowded with dozens of reporters and paparazzi.

A "Crazy Boy" made Li Li, who played the "foreskin" and served as the director, famous, especially some time ago, he continued to follow Luo Yijian and Wu Zhenyu to the roadshow to promote, which can be described as infinitely beautiful.

Suddenly, the situation changed, "Crazy Boy" was scolded as a dog, and he, the puppet director, was naturally whipped over and over again.

Ordinary fans and viewers will not care who is the real creator of the film, the director and the executive producer.