Chapter 170: Ma is like a person
It should be said that Hong Lucheng's theory is of great practical significance.
If a person's brand is very good, the character is not far behind.
It's really "numb as a person".
A ready-made example is Lao Su next door.
Hong Yanwu went to invite him to play cards, which was an invitation, which was very refreshing and free.
This is in stark contrast to some of the hypocrisies common on the "Ma Tan".
To say that this kind of person, its signature feature is that he particularly likes to set up a chastity arch for himself in advance.
It's about winning good when you win, and embarrassing the other party when you lose.
That's what they always say when they're invited.
"Gee, I don't really want to play. ”
Even at the last moment when sitting on the hemp table, I often have to twist my ass and pretend to be big.
"Actually, I don't really want to play at all. ”
Then he pounced on mahjong like a hungry man seeing bread.
This kind of bad disease is very pervasive. Therefore, in this case, the most effective way to deal with it is to try to get away with it.
Don't dwell on it, be sure to be very open-minded.
"Then I'll find someone else. ”
In this way, the original form of the pair will be revealed.
However, there are always a few people who are extremely shameless, even if they say things like "please beg me two more times".
If you don't pay attention, I'll disgust you again.
As for really playing cards, the test of human nature, it is even more all-round.
When the wind is down, the joy is in the color, and the eyebrows are flying and dancing, which is a common problem for many people.
In the face of adversity on the hemp table, although most people are not as exaggerated as the interpretation in the cross talk "Theory of Playing Cards", they can grind the red into a whiteboard.
But in reality, it is indeed easy to expose the weaknesses of one's own character.
Some people are like mourning, some people are like facing a great enemy, some people point to Sang scolding Huai, some people point to the sky and scolding the earth, some people can't hide their frustration, and some people are weak and frightened......
There are even people who will hold it in their hands for a long time when they are playing dangerous cards, and their mouths will tremble and ask.
"Second cylinder...... Does anyone have a peace with you?"
At this point, if there is a real person, this person will probably say, "I didn't say I want to fight," and then take it back.
In the Beijing dialect, it is "enough for chicken thieves".
But on the surface, it seems to be taking advantage, but in fact it may not be.
When this person was complacent, he would never have imagined that his indecision and timidity had been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.
As long as you have learned his brand, I am afraid it will be difficult to regenerate the heart to work with him.
Of course, some people may think that this is irrelevant, because everyone is a layman, and we all have this problem to a greater or lesser extent.
As the saying goes, if you eat fat, whoever (fat) will also say who (fat).
Besides, if it's fun, why take it so seriously? Relaxation and happiness come first.
It doesn't hurt to expose the dark side, there is really no need to be a decent gentleman, you have to be a strong card.
Originally, Hong Yanwu had always thought so.
But just today, when he accompanied his parents to play this card with Lao Soda, he didn't think so.
Because he found that if people's quality reaches a certain standard, playing mahjong can really break away from the realm of vulgarity and become an extremely elegant and interesting game.
It's not at all comparable to a bunch of laypeople getting together and holding back all the money in other people's pockets.
Let's start with that.
With Hong Lucheng and the old couple playing cards all their lives, Lao Su was also the master of the mansion and the house gate in the past.
Hong Yanwu knew that playing cards with them would definitely not come to "push down and".
It must be a way of playing "fan" or "mouth".
But even if he has this kind of psychological preparation, when Wang Yunlin goes to the table to talk about the rules.
The number of types introduced was still greatly beyond his expectations.
Because that's just too much!
What is lacking and not eating, clear in front of the door, peaceful, seven pairs, broken nine, thirteen do not rely on, and flowers bloom on the bar.
What else is the hurdle, break a door, listen to the only one, two or eight generals, happy to meet, four to one, before and after, catch five kui, a dragon, mixed one color, all one color, one color, one color, three yuan, four joys, big wheels, nine lights, peacocks fly southeast, southeast, northwest, a little red in the green bushes......
Ouch! There are a lot of "talks" that Hong Yanwu has never heard of.
If you really want to talk about it, there are eighty-one kinds.
So in fact, he hasn't played yet, which first makes Hong Yanwu have a feeling that his cards are all in vain, and he is a frog at the bottom of the well.
But that's not all.
Because in addition to the many times of the eight classics, the older generation actually has some special regulations, which he has heard of.
For example, it is not allowed to tie below three times, otherwise it is considered a draw.
For example, the dice rolled by the dealer must be recovered before the next card is drawn, otherwise the money will be fined.
There is also a saying that if you don't touch it, you will be fined.
Call the wrong card, fine.
Regret the card, fine.
Justice, fines.
Before playing cards at home, go to touch the cards first and pay a fine.
Hit halfway, say "sleepy", and be fined.
If you don't play enough four laps and want to leave, you will be fined......
All in all, there were too many rules and restrictions, which made Hong Yanwu dizzy when he heard it.
He was even suspicious, and said in his heart that it wouldn't be that his parents and Lao Su had reached a tacit understanding, this was deliberately playing tricks on himself, right?
But on the other hand, such rules are also exploring the potential of wisdom, which contains a variety of combinations.
When you really play it, the more tortuous the process, the more interesting it is, and the happiness actually increases by multiples, becoming a lot of fun.
For example, in such an environment, no one likes to eat and touch, and the possibility of being a big name certainly increases.
Whoever makes a draw is bound to be a beautiful card with difficulty.
That card alone shows a harmonious, balanced beauty, like a set of elegant screens.
Also, because of this, a hand has become longer.
This makes everyone's posture of playing cards and drawing cards with a sense of rhythm and methodical elegance.
Even the more you catch the end, the more you can cause people's hearts to float and feel a kind of exciting anticipation.
Such a feeling, "push down and" can not be given.
That thing fights very fast, as long as you get four pairs together, it's a match.
So, shuffle, yard cards, eat cards, touch cards, and cards, and repeat.
Luck crowds out wisdom, hastily replaces leisurely, is in a hurry, chaotic to the extreme, has no aesthetics, and judges the merits and inferiority.
To say that God really lives up to his hard work, in the second circle, Hong Yanwu finally made peace.
It's still a luxurious pair of all the same, catching five kui.
He has played mahjong so many times, and this kind of card has only been played this time.
I know that only this kind of play will I achieve this realm.
In addition to sighing, my heart was full of comfort.
But the most interesting part is not actually with the big names, but from those additional penalty rules.
Because whoever commits a foul on the surface has to put the fine in the center of the circle, and finally to the drawer.
But there is still a considerable variable.
That is, the person who must get the tie card, before saying "and" to show the card, first pick up the fine, before it can be returned, otherwise the punishment will be doubled.
So it's lively.
Sometimes a few people and cards in a row forgot to take, one by one to renew the money, the total cumulative double, the number is considerable.
Everyone is inevitably eyeing each other.
But it's also strange, the more this happens, the easier it is to forget, and the interest naturally multiplies.
So don't look at it when he first got started, Hong Yanwu was very unaccustomed to such a new charter.
He was always fined for violating the rules one after another, which was very unhappy.
If you follow the customs, you can only reluctantly follow it.
But gradually I tasted the sweetness, and I became tired of it.
began to recognize the "mahjong art" of his parents' generation in his heart.
Needless to say, such a hand is bound to produce a lot of dramatic turns.
It didn't take long for the happy laughter and wonderful turn to attract the children of the Hong family firmly.
At some point, the number of people sitting in front of the TV began to decrease.
On the contrary, the big guys were very interested and put their emotions into the table.
While the onlookers applauded and laughed at the game, they also began to be enthusiastic and invited the people at the table to explain the game on the spot, explain the game, and teach the way to play.
According to Hong Yanwu's observation, most of his relatives are almost showing a trend of "getting on the thief ship" at this time.
The most amazing thing is that the four rounds of cards have not been played, and Hong Lucheng unexpectedly took the initiative to take out a dollar and slap it on the table.
He shouted, "No, no, I'm tired!"
This immediately drew laughter from the audience.
And in the end, it was Xu Manli, with the encouragement of the old man who promised to guide her, and made up for the seat.
Soon, Hong Yanwu followed suit and recommended Shui Qing Dynasty as the player.
So the second half of this Spring Festival Gala has not been paid much attention to.
Except for the performances of Yu Wanyu and Yang Weifan, everyone stared directly at the card table.
Then after four rounds of cards, Lao Su won more than a dozen yuan and went home, and his seat was handed over to Hong Yanru.
Since then, the poker table has become the world of Hongmen's female generals.
Although the difficulty has decreased, it has really become a "push down and", but it also makes the eight hands leisurely, the four mouths fluttering, and the joy is harmonious.
The atmosphere of the Hong family can be said to have completely returned to the time when there was no TV.
Finally, I have to say that this mahjong is really not played in vain.
Because the people of the Hong family have not watched and played, they can all get some inspiration from it.
Like the sister-in-law at the table, she said, "It's strange to say." Let's ask ourselves, no one is a person who loves money like life, and he is not stingy with his family and friends. How come it is that when you get to the table, you become insatiable?"
Everyone is happy to hear this.
Then Hong Yanru said, "Sister-in-law, in my opinion, the money won at the poker table is not ordinary, because it can show the true character of a hero." What kind of game, if the winning results are not fully displayed, it will not be interesting. You see. Even if I usually give you ten dollars, it is very comfortable to win you only a dime at the table. Because what is put in your pocket is not only money, but also a sign of 'victory' that has been confirmed. ”
Everyone was right. But Shui Qing had another experience and added.
"I think it's not just a matter of loot, it's also a matter of reasonable rules. The reward and punishment are clear and difficult, which is the key. The loot gives the game a competitive goal, and the rules make the game fun. If it were in life, in the workplace, I'm afraid it would be like this. To meet the challenges of life and work, to prove one's worth, and to get a reasonable return, this is the motivation for people to continue to forge ahead. ”
After saying this, while everyone tasted it, it also touched Hong Yanwen's nerves.
He was more like a philosopher, publishing his observations.
"People often say, 'Chess is like life'. Now I see you playing cards, but mahjong is more like life. Because playing chess is mainly based on skill, there is very little element of luck. Mahjong relies on both luck and skill. ”
"You see, in life, who can succeed with talent alone like playing chess? And no matter how good the skill of playing mahjong is, if the luck is not effective, there will be times when there will be no peace. Isn't this like a lot of talented and capable people who have poor opportunities and are finally buried?"
However, the excitement of good luck, the frustration of bad luck, the anxiety of waiting for the right moment, the consideration of whether the time has come to grasp it with intelligence, and the joy of finally winning victory are rich emotions that must be experienced. This kind of bittersweet fun can be said to be a simplified and condensed bittersweet fun of life. ”
"So, I think the process of mahjong is also the process of people's pursuit of self-completion. A sand and a world, a tree and a Bodhi, just like a portrayal of life. It's no wonder that parents have such a good mentality, and if you play too many cards like this, you can naturally become a person who is reasonable and peaceful. ”
At this point, the whole family laughed together.
And seeing that his parents had a happy light in their eyes, Hong Yanwu was willing to bow to the second brother's sycophancy.
The heart said that educated people patted sycophants, and there was no trace.
The second group has been opened, group number: 608640021
(End of chapter)