Teacher, why are you so willing to watch it? With your culture, what works haven't you seen?

When others handed it in again, the teacher just took it, and he didn't even bother to look up.

It turns out that Tie Dan's essay assignment is written like this:

Reading the award-winning novel "Beijing Folding" has a feeling

The author's pen is ingenious

It was a scalpel

Cut the skin of society

Expose the cancer cells inside

Like the division between heaven and hell

Beijing is divided into three spaces

It turned out that the old knife who lived in hell

The soul is the most beautiful

The old knife is a garbage worker

Abandoned babies are garbage thrown away by the wealthy

The old knife picked up the abandoned baby

Use cardiovascular to make her scarf

Lao Dao in order to earn money for Bai Pick's daughter

Smuggled from heaven to hell

Found the wife of a rich man

It turned out to be a small dish for the poor

The rich put their own daughters

Blow it off as snot

Just because the atrium is full of money

Squeeze humanity down the drain

The person with the whitest face

It turns out that my heart is the most dirty

A person who protects his face with the most expensive cosmetics

It turns out that it is the most shameless

In fact, Qin Tian is just a garbage worker

Waiting for the leftover garbage to marry a rich man

The money he earned was given to the old knife

Raising children who are discarded as garbage

Although Wu Wen is the richest here

Respectfully make Yiyan into garbage

But I don't know in Yiyan's mind

He's the snot he wants to blow the most

The old knife is also not a spiritual victory method, and there is also sorrow

It's about earning the money of the rich

Then spend it all to raise children for the rich

In the end, fate is still accompanied by garbage

Woohoo, alas

Jinbi's world turned out to be so buried

In the end, it is the most buried garbage

Or money is the most buried

Didn't you say that you should write abbreviations, abbreviate if you don't understand anything, how to write after reading?

Oh, by the way, you've already initialized it in your mind, otherwise you wouldn't have been able to write your feelings after reading.

Why do you still write poems? Is this deliberately to make me feel refreshed and happy, so that I can be ten years younger?

Ten years younger, from 25 to 15, then I can tie a pair of pigtails again!

I'm 15, you're 16, it's no problem chasing you!

If that's the case, I'm determined to have a puppy love with you!

By the way, I did say that this thing you wrote is not bad, but it is too good!

There aren't many poems that are as beautiful and hard as iron eggs now!

Mom, don't think about it, I'm a teacher now, and I'm a teacher, so let's give a comment quickly.

The teacher finally started writing comments:

He is the snot that he wants to blow off the most, and this sentence should be changed to say that he is the he wants to pull off the most, because the image of blowing his nose has been used before.

At this time, other students also handed in their homework. Teacher Qing Yimo put it together and went to correct it after class.

When there was 1 second left before the end of class, Hui Facai also handed in his homework.

The teacher noticed the strangeness at first glance.

Nima ...... It's not good, teachers can't scold, especially female teachers, female substitute teachers. However, is it not to be scolded?

When you are asked to write abbreviations, what do you have to do when you have to copy the whole text? Do you only believe in expansion and not abbreviations? Compression is not good for writing practice? Haven't you used a pump and don't know the benefits of compression?

Besides, even if you copy the whole text, do you copy it like this?

It turns out that Hui Fa Cai copied it like this:

At 4:50 a.m., Lao Dao walked through the bustling pedestrian street...... He looked at the time, and it was time to go to work.

Transcribe the first and last sentences, and then add an ellipsis in between, and that's it?

Okay, go back to getting rich, I'll see how you get rich in this life.

Tie Dan received Miaomiao's WeChat and asked for his WeChat password.

"I hooked up with a high school student studying abroad in Beijing and wanted to learn English by chatting with him. But he only likes to chat with boys. Chat only when you like it. Can I use your WeChat account to pretend to be a boy and talk to him?"

"Of course you can, don't talk about WeChat, I'll give you all the eyeballs. ”

"Sure enough, buddy!"

But I don't borrow my eyeballs, it hurts when I pay it back, and if I don't pay it back, it's scary ugly, hum!

Tie Dan immediately told the password.

The weekend is here again. The homework given by the Chinese teacher is to write the abbreviation or story synopsis of "The Three-Body Problem", and it is okay to write the feelings after reading.

On Saturday morning, Tie Dan and Yaya were doing their homework together again, and Miao Miao came.

"Come with me to the train station to pick up the foreigner, okay?"

"Or was it not the same as last time?"

"Definitely not, that's a bit old. ”