Chapter 626: Blame Me?

The smile on the middle-aged woman's face froze, especially after hearing the laughter coming from behind her, the fat face was even more red.

"Little miscellaneous, who do you say has bad breath?" The middle-aged woman pointed at Ye Fei and yelled hysterically, her voice shaking people's eardrums.

Ye Fei's expression remained unchanged, and he said lightly: "Of course it's you! You not only have bad breath, but also illness, a very serious illness!"

"You're sick! Little crumb, I think you're looking for death! Believe it or not, the old lady will tear your mouth right now?"

The middle-aged woman was so angry that she gasped violently and rushed towards Ye Fei.

Between the shaking, the fat on the body emitted a ripple like water waves, and everyone felt a chill.

"What, don't you believe it?" Ye Fei sat still, raised his head and sneered, "Have you been hot and dry recently, your tongue is bitter, and you feel a smell of when you eat?"

Hearing Ye Fei's words, the middle-aged woman who had already rushed to Ye Fei suddenly froze, and her outstretched hand stopped in mid-air.

The anger on his face had vanished, replaced by a look of consternation.

After a moment, the middle-aged woman said in disbelief: "You...... How do you know?"

"I also know that you have a hot liver, frequent tantrums, and a lot of red bumps on your chin. And you are also constipated, you don't eat much, but you grow a lot of meat. In the past month, you have gained at least twenty pounds!" Ye Fei said lightly.

The middle-aged woman was dumbfounded this time.

As Ye Fei said, she doesn't know what's going on in the recent period, some trivial things that she doesn't usually care about, but they often cause her to be furious.

The nanny at home has changed four or five, and one of them was beaten by her and is still living in the hospital.

On her chin, there was indeed a row of red bumps, densely packed. It's just that these are covered by her with a thick foundation.

All of these were said by Ye Fei.

It's just, how did Ye Fei know?

"Who the hell are you, and how do you know that?" said the middle-aged woman, a little frightened.

Ye Fei heard that the corners of his mouth were slightly hooked, and he didn't answer, but said, "Now you believe it?"

The middle-aged woman nodded subconsciously.

"Do you want to be cured?"

Ye Fei asked again, the corners of his mouth slightly hooked, and he inadvertently showed a hint of a playful smile.

The middle-aged woman nodded again and asked, "Can you cure it?"

"Of course!" Ye Fei said as a matter of course, "I'm a doctor! Although your illness is serious, it is nothing to me!"

"Really?"

The middle-aged woman's eyes suddenly lit up.

She also felt sick.

I went to the hospital for a check-up this morning, but the quack doctors didn't even find out a fart, and in the end they only said that they were on fire and prescribed some medicine to defeat the fire.

Compared with Ye Fei, it's far behind!

"As long as you can cure my illness, you can say how much it costs, is 100,000 enough?

The woman said loudly, posing as if she had a lot of money.

"That's not necessary!" Ye Fei waved his hand and said with a righteous face, "I am a doctor, it is my duty to treat diseases and save people, it is too cheesy to talk about money!"

When the middle-aged woman heard this, her eyes became brighter and brighter. I can't wait to rush over now, hold Ye Fei in my arms, and love him well.

She originally thought that Ye Fei was just a good-looking little white face, but she didn't expect that there would be such superb medical skills.

The possessiveness in my heart has become stronger and stronger!

Even Ye Fei's disrespectful remarks to her before didn't care anymore. I have already made up my mind in my heart, after Ye Fei says the treatment, he will be tied up, and Ye Fei will be tied up.

Thinking of this, the middle-aged woman only felt unbearably hot all over her body, and began to look forward to Ye Fei's performance on the bed.

"That'...... Thank you, sister, in advance. Don't worry, as long as you can cure your sister's illness, your sister will not treat you badly. The middle-aged woman pinched her throat and said.

When he spoke, he also threw a wink at Ye Fei, so that the people who saw this scene almost vomited out the overnight meal.

Ye Fei was also frightened, and he was not in the mood to continue to follow him, and said lightly: "Your illness is caused by poor stomach. Just press firmly on the 'middle navel point'. ”

The middle-aged woman didn't seem to notice the cold color on Ye Fei's face, and said with a smile: "Little brother, where is the middle navel acupoint?" or ...... You're going to help my sister press it?"

While speaking, he also did not forget to demonstrate to Xie Wanqing, and straightened his fat breasts that had sagged.

"It's just three inches above the navel, and you have to press it hard. I have little strength, so you might as well come by yourself!" Ye Fei said with nausea.

"That'...... All right. ”

The middle-aged woman nodded regretfully.

Then, according to Ye Fei's instructions, he pointed the carrot-thick finger to the location of his stomach.

"Is this it?"

"A little bit up!"

"Here?"

"Yes, press it!"

After speaking, Ye Fei stood up quietly, and at the same time gave Xie Wanqing a "back" look.

Although Xie Wanqing felt a little inexplicable, she still obeyed Ye Fei's arrangement, stood up, and took a few steps back.

"Hey, why didn't it work, you wouldn't be kidding me, would you?"

After the middle-aged woman pressed it, she couldn't help frowning and asked.

"I told you to press hard. The strength you used just now was too small!" Ye Fei said lightly.

When the middle-aged woman heard this, she pressed it again, and this time her strength was much greater than before.

After pressing it, I heard a "gurgling" sound in my stomach, and my body instantly felt a lot more comfortable.

"Ah, it really works!"

The middle-aged woman raised her head and said in amazement.

After saying that, as if he was addicted, he pressed it again, and his strength was greater than before.

The gurgling sound in his stomach also became louder and louder, and even Wang Lang, who was more than a meter away from the middle-aged woman, could hear it clearly.

Seeing this, the middle-aged woman pressed more and more frequently, and her strength became greater and greater.

"Bang!"

Just when he was full of joy, suddenly, a loud fart sound, like thunder on the ground, instantly resounded in everyone's ears!

At the same time, an indescribable stench permeated the small courtyard. It's much more stinky than rotten eggs that have been left out for more than ten years.

The first to bear the brunt was Wang Lang, who was closest to the middle-aged woman, who rolled his eyes and sat on the ground with his buttocks.

And the melon-eating masses who were lying on the fence of the small courtyard to watch the show were already standing behind the middle-aged woman, and the impact was naturally the strongest.

Under the impact of this stench, I almost didn't pass out. A few people even threw up on the spot!

"Ouch my mother, it stinks to death!"

After running away, one person gasped heavily.

The others were no better, and after running more than ten meters, they still felt the smell of feces in their mouths and noses.

"This fart is really earth-shattering, it can definitely withstand the wind and stink for ten miles!"

"This person can't be the latest biological and chemical weapon researched by the Wa Kingdom, right?"

"I look like ...... too"

"Who the said that the farts don't stink, the stinky farts don't make a sound? Stand up, I promise not to kill him, I'm going to beat him out of the!"

"Me too!"

……

The middle-aged woman was dumbfounded when she stood in place.

Boom!

Before she could react, another stinky and loud fart was released by her.

Bang bang bang!

After that, the sound of this fart, like a flood that has opened the floodgates, can no longer be contained, rushing endlessly, endlessly, one after another.

It took a full minute before it stopped.

Around her, it was already empty.

The crowd of onlookers ran far away, and their eyes were full of fear when they looked at her.

In normal times, a middle-aged woman would definitely be proud when she saw such a look. But now seeing such eyes, the middle-aged woman feels extremely ashamed, and she can't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.

Her face had turned the color of pig liver, pointed at Ye Fei in the distance, and yelled hysterically: "Bastard, you dare to fool me?"

"I didn't fool you!" Ye Fei rolled his eyelids and said lightly, "Isn't your feeling now much more comfortable than before?"

"You ......"

The middle-aged woman was stunned for a moment, she did feel much more comfortable than before.

But this treatment is so shameful!

"I just asked you to press the 'middle navel acupoint' hard, but I didn't let you press it all the time! You don't obey the instructions and press indiscriminately, do you blame me?" Ye Fei spread his hands and said with an innocent expression.

The middle-aged woman's momentum is sluggish again. Only then did I remember that Ye Fei really only asked her to press hard, and it was she who felt comfortable pressing it, so she kept pressing it.

She opened her mouth, and was about to speak, only to feel a tumbling in her lower abdomen, and then a hot and moist sensation came from behind her buttocks.

"Nima, this is ...... Incontinent?!"

In the distance, everyone saw the large area soaked behind the middle-aged woman, and they were all disgusted, and subconsciously took a few steps back again.

"You wait for me!"

The middle-aged woman didn't have the face to stay any longer, and roared at Ye Fei, then covered her ass and hurriedly fled into the distance.