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I thought about it for a while, and finally understood: "In other words, your imprisonment has nothing to do with the rise and fall of the Heavenly Court, does it?"

"Yes, not really. Wang Yingying shook her head and said, "It's me who is so unlucky that I always trust others easily."www.biquge.info ”

I saw that she turned from joy to sorrow, worried that she couldn't stand it, so I said nonsense: "Yingying, I don't believe that you have been imprisoned for ten years, because you look less than twenty years old now, did you come in at the age of ten?" She was amused by me, giggled twice, and said, "Really? I only look twenty years old now?

I swore to heaven: "How can there be! My sister is definitely not more than twenty years old, and I vouch for my personality!"

She froze and asked me, "What is personality?"

"Personality, personality, personality is, well......" I was suddenly asked, once upon a time on the earth, I studied science, and the total score of 750 in the college entrance examination was not enough to score 400 points, such a level does not know what personality is, it is normal! However, in order to establish a beautiful image of my handsome, chic, and wise in Yingying's heart, I must not tell the truth! My mind turned sharply, and a seamless explanation blurted out: "Personality, personality is... Imagine a man, if the roots are gone, will he still be called a man? If I lie, I will ask God to remove my personality!"

Wang Yingying said nervously: "Personality is so important, how can you easily swear by it?"

"It doesn't matter, compared to my sister, what is my personality! As long as my sister likes it, what is it worth if I don't want it!" I said righteously.

Wang Yingying cried with joy, her eyes turned red, and tears slipped from her wrinkled face.

I saw that she was moved to cry, thinking that I had finally gotten over, and at the same time secretly rejoiced, fortunately this is not on the earth, otherwise all the men with personality in the world would have united, picked my skin, pumped my tendons, drank my blood, and even, cut off my personality......

I was trying to persuade her, when I suddenly heard a sound of footsteps, and I immediately fell down, pretending to be weak, and moaning in pain.

The iron door slowly opened with a sharp sound of metal rubbing, and the sunlight shone in, and I quickly blocked it with my hand, and in the dizziness, a long shadow was projected at my feet, and I squinted to see that it was the obscene ghost butler.

"Get up, play dead, meet Miss!" the butler kept kicking me with an angry face, and behind him, a little girl of eleven or twelve years old came out.

"Tian Hai, stop fighting, help him up. The little girl ordered.

"Yes, yes, yes. The butler nodded and agreed, lifted me up directly, and said, "Come and see the eldest lady." ”

I leaned down and said, "Villain, meet the eldest lady." ”

The girl smiled: "It's not a villain, it's a minion, don't say anything wrong in the future." Also, I don't like other people's eldest lady and eldest lady to be called, I have a name, and I will be called by my name in the future, you know?"

I turned blue with anger, smiled reluctantly, and said, "The slave knows." ”

"It's not bad," they said with a smile, "just let him serve me." ”

"Yes, Miss Visit. Tian Hai bowed in response.

Hmph, one after another, is it any man can go on!

I scolded angrily in my heart and made a vow: In the near future, the identities of the two of us will be reversed, you wait!

They really let me out, and chose a set of good coarse cloth clothes for me, and served the eldest lady, of course, the clothes should not be too low-level, the strange thing is that this eldest lady makes things difficult for me everywhere on the surface, and in private treats me as a big brother, and Brother Jian is called very sweet.

The owner of this family is even more special, fame and fortune seem to be very light, and women are not close, but he writes thousands of words of Fengyue novels every day, so that people secretly smuggle them out. Sometimes the hostess is dressed up in a fancy way, and sometimes she unloads the lead and is not stained with red dust.

In short, this family is very strange, I feel like I have entered an ancient madhouse, and every day I worry about whether I will become crazy tomorrow.

As a last resort, I found the Tao Te Ching from the study I visited, and read it hungrily, suppressing my excess thoughts, who knows, I actually picked up the treasure, and the book hides the martial arts cheats "Getaway" practiced by Long Donglei, the first master of the god realm.

The Tao Te Ching is divided into thirteen volumes, and the first volume begins with: Tao Ke Dao, Extraordinary Dao, Famous Name, Very Name. That's what Lao Tzu said in China, and even exactly the same, and I guess that Lao Tzu may not have died, but just like me, he crossed over.

After crossing over, he copied the holy words he had written before, and immediately became popular in the other world.

This is perhaps the most plausible explanation.

Zhuangzi wrote a "Getaway", and Laozi Zhuangzi was a family, so I called the nameless Xiuzhen secret book found in the Tao Te Ching "Getaway", firstly, it has the support of celebrities, and secondly, the name is too good.

Before I practiced Getaway, I did four months of physical training.

According to Emperor Yan, this continent is called the Earth Immortal Realm, since there is a fairy character, its situation is different from the earth, I thought to myself, I should learn from the protagonist in fantasy novels, strive to become stronger, and never get by.

Driven by such an idea, I went to the pharmacy to buy a medical book on meridians and acupuncture, and after careful research, I opened up the second pulse of Rendu.

I regretted it after I got through, why? I didn't feel that my skills had increased greatly, except that my breathing was calmer and smoother, and there seemed to be no change in other aspects.

After being depressed for a few days, I began to think about my future development: since my physical fitness is poor, then I will polish my muscles and bones and enter the Tao with martial arts, even if I can't get the best cultivation techniques, as long as my body is strong, I will still be one against a hundred.

As soon as I thought of it, I put aside the qi training for the time being and began to prepare the training equipment.

Generally, those who have practiced martial arts can look at the meridians internally and carry out simple qi, but this is only 'internal force', and before becoming an immortal, the strength of the body should be focused on. Therefore, I made a daily exercise plan, and increased the amount and intensity of exercise day by day, and made up my mind to leave this hellish place on my own strength in half a year.

My plan is to practice Qi early in the morning, when people's brains are most awake and the chances of going mad are extremely low. The method of qi is very simple, hang a map of the meridians of the human body in front of the bed, then close your eyes and refresh your mind, calm your mood, wait for the breath to breathe naturally, imagine the inhaled air flow sliding down into the internal organs, sliding into the small intestine and large intestine, and then close the fecal door, try to lift the buttocks, but not too nervous, no matter how the limbs move, your heart must be quiet.

Then imagine that the air flow passes through the layers of organs and tissues, deposited in the dantian, at this time, look at the tendon and vein diagram, at the same time, the consciousness still has to contact the gas in the dantian, follow the route on the map to lead the gas circulation, and run the whole body over and over again called the week.

After a week of operation, you will feel a slight change in the air flow, and try to split the gas in half, leaving the pleasant half of it and the other half slowly expelling from the body.

After a long time, you can vaguely see the green 'lines', which means that you don't need to look at the map, and you can run the air flow according to these intricate lines. This is often called 'inner vision' in martial arts novels, which seems to be a very profound thing, but in fact, anyone can do it over time.

There are three or four stupid maids who serve the eldest lady, and I am completely a false position, only when I meet Mr. Tian, I nod and serve my sister. So I have a lot of time, enough to train a relatively strong body in five or six months.

The morning task was to run a hundred laps around the kitchen with a table on your back. The table is made of pear blossom wood, weighing fifty or sixty pounds, and every time you grit your teeth and insist, you can't run five laps, and you have to run at least thirty times for a hundred laps.

After the task is completed, and after less than ten minutes of rest, you must eat, otherwise your plans for the afternoon will be ruined.

Eat in 10 minutes, walk for 15 minutes to help digestion, and then start training in the afternoon. The main items are push-ups, pull-ups, hangings, leg presses, jumps, and sensitivity enhancement. Push-ups are based on the standards of special forces, one foot is on the ground, and the hand parallel to this foot can touch the ground, that is, not the hand and foot on the same side cannot be matched, which requires the trainer's balance ability to be stronger than the average person. Of course, balance can be strengthened with the right training methods, but if you have talent, it is easier to train, and unless a person is extremely strong-willed, it is difficult to surpass someone with higher talent than him.

I originally thought that I was not a person with high talent, but who would have expected that my balance was surprisingly high, and at first I couldn't do eight, and then gradually increased, ten, twenty, sixty, one hundred...... The more I get to the back, the more my balance ability is reflected, even comparable to that of physical * athletes, so I have to admire Li Taibai's famous sentence that has encouraged thousands of confused people: "I am born to be useful, and I will come back when my daughter is gone." ”

Pull-up is a special exercise for arm strength, I am relatively thin, no problem doing more than 20 at a time, but in order to improve the body's bearing capacity as soon as possible, I took a most strengering posture: lift the body with both hands, bend the knees at the same time, and straighten the chest and abdomen, so as to not only increase the weight of the arms, but also exercise the balance. For example, if you use a stick to tie a small stone and let you hold it, the longer the stick is, the more difficult it is to control, and the more difficult it is, it is a truth.

Hanging is very simple, as long as you hold on to the beams of the house, your legs are naturally vertical, and it is a good opportunity for high-intensity martial arts practitioners to rest. Jumping is mainly to strengthen the control of the feet, how many angles to jump out, how many heights, and in which range the foothold is located, etc., which requirements are extremely large, and can not be sloppy at all.

Sensitivity enhancement is based on the training method in the TV series "Young Huang Feihong". I stood between two sticks on the grass, one with one lit incense stick, one at the temple.

Three maids held small Chinese characters around me, and changed the cardboard at any time, I couldn't tilt my head, so each Chinese character only had one chance to meet, and if I said it wrong or couldn't answer, I moved the incense nearly half an inch. I must make sure that I don't get dazzled, that the incense moves slower than the incense burns itself, or else I will die a heroic death.

They were very interested in my masochistic methods, and were willing to provide me with manpower and material resources, but the hateful thing was that she always urged the cardboard maid to run faster, and several times made me give up training, if it weren't for the infinite charm of this handsome guy, which made the maids sympathize with each other, and had to burn a few holes in their heads.

I live a full life now, and the only regret is that the whereabouts of Shennong's sword are unknown. They all interviewed and said that they didn't know, and I didn't dare to ask, Steward Tian, only when the strength was strong, at that time, hum, I want you to obediently spit out the Shennong sword!

As for the discovery of the "Getaway" hidden in the "Tao Te Ching", it was really an accident. That day I waited as usual to visit and wash my feet. Suddenly, a light bulb-sized rat came out from under the bed, sniffing around for smell, not taking the two living people seriously.

I put my index finger to my lips and motioned for the audience to remain silent. One after another, they asked me in a whisper, "Brother Jian, what's wrong?"

I lips told her, "A big mouse." The interviews immediately became interested: "Where is it?"

I laughed twice and said, "Look at me!" After that, I looked at the big mouse, kicked on my hind feet, and bent down to the edge of the bed, using the "Shaolin King Kong Claw" that I had recently pondered...... Well, I'm thinner now, my hands are like chicken feet, and it's more vivid to say that it's "Nine Yin White Bone Claws", but no matter what kind of claws it is, it's easy to use, if the name is good, it's useless if it's not practical.

The moment he jumped out, because his upper body was horizontal, the Tao Te Ching was thrown out of his arms and fell to the ground. The mouse was caught by me, and before I had time to be happy, my index finger gave it a hard bite, and I was startled, and the five fingers naturally exerted force, and the effect of more than three months of overload training was immediately reflected, and it was grabbed into a ball of meat with the belt bones. Blood flowed down the back of his hand, dripping on the open Tao Te Ching, and disappeared.

They were very afraid of this bloody scene, and immediately screamed loudly, and soon shook the whole family, and five or six maids hurriedly rushed into the room, and when they saw that my hands were full of blood, they all joined in the screaming, and I quickly covered my ears and escaped from the room. Crashed head-on into the arms of a man, and both fell backwards at the same time.

"You...... What have you done?" asked Steward Tian in horror. I had just easily caught a mouse, and my confidence was greatly increased, and I no longer had the slightest fear in the eyes of Steward Tian, and seeing that he was so frightened, I decided to tease him well, sneered, and said, "I have killed the eldest lady, and I am about to go to you, you are better, and I will send it to the door myself." ”

"What! you, you, you killed the eldest lady!" Tian Hai's eyes widened, a little incredulous. Perhaps understood the meaning of my next few words, screamed, got up and ran away.

I caught up and slashed the back of his neck with a palm, and I used too much force to knock him to the ground, and what was even more humiliating was that I didn't knock Tian Hai unconscious, Tian Hai struggled to stand up, I rubbed my hands, exhaled, waved my palm, and hit Tian Hai's big vertebral point, Tian Hai hummed and fainted.

"I'm so powerful!" I looked at my calloused right hand in surprise and thought, "If you don't do it, you turned me upside down, and in return, I will kidnap your daughter and let you know that earthlings are not *people, but *people are not people!"

I immediately turned around and ran into the rooms that I had been visiting, and I was stunned with one palm. Suddenly remembering the strong woman in the cell, she turned around and searched for the key on Tian Hai's body, opened the iron door in a panic, and said to her, "Go quickly, the opportunity is rare." ”

She nodded happily and pleaded, "Don't worry, help me remove the collarbone nail first." As soon as I heard this, I was anxious, and walked quickly to her while scolding: "Women are trouble, if I can't run out this time, I'll be finished both." What clavicle nails, and where?"

"On the spine, the white dots are there. There are eight in total. Wang Yingying pulled up her clothes and told me.

The situation was special, and I didn't care about the etiquette between men and women, so I hurriedly looked for a clavicle nail on her back. One at the bottom of the neck, and then one at every five inches. I pinched the head of the nail and pulled it out with a hard blow. The nail was two and a half inches long, and the lower half was covered with blood, and it split into two parts, like two human legs, and what made my heart beat faster was that it twisted and twisted like an earthworm.

"Give it to me. Wang Yingying demanded. I couldn't ask for it, so I hurriedly handed it to her, and I felt a churn in my stomach.

With a few bangs, I removed six clavicle nails at once. The last one was difficult: "You can pull out the remaining one yourself!"

"I'm cursed and can't do it, so you should pull it out, I don't blame you. Wang Yingying said.

I had no choice but to take off her pants, hold her snow-white buttocks with shaking hands, pull out the last clavicle nail nailed into the tailbone, put it in her hands, and said, "Put on your own clothes, now I must have alarmed the house slaves in the outer courtyard, I will go and take the lead first." ”

"Wait, I can fix them. Wang Yingying shouted to me, who was about to run out, "I know the fairy law." ”

I was stunned, but I could tell she wasn't nervous. So I stopped at the door and watched how she cast the spell.

Wang Yingying opened her arms, her palms danced gently, her body slowly rose, and she didn't see her reciting any mantras, a white light appeared out of thin air, enveloping her, and then a circle of golden gaseous lines fluttered around her from bottom to top, with the effect of the golden aperture, Wang Yingying's body began to become plump, and her hair turned from dry to soft and shiny.

As if inflating a shriveled toy, Wang Yingying's face puffed up slightly, her yellow skin gradually turned white, and in a blink of an eye, it was as milky white as a pearl. Her breasts slowly bulged, becoming round and full, and her lower body was ......

Soon, a carcass as white as jade appeared in front of me. I stared blankly, my mind blank, and there was only one thought in my mind: It's incredible!

Immediately after, a snow-white silk dress appeared on her, covering the full room of spring. I wiped my saliva and smiled at her, "You're more beautiful without clothes." ”

"Poor mouth," she scolded shyly, and then asked me, "Really?"

I didn't understand what she meant for a while, so I didn't dare to make a mistake, so I smiled and said, "Just kidding, just kidding, don't take it seriously." ”

She looked at me meaningfully and smiled, "I hope you're not joking." ”

I smiled awkwardly and hurriedly changed the topic: "Sister, you have recovered your mana, let's fight out quickly!" Wang Yingying pondered for a moment and said, "Forget it, they are also forced by others, I don't want to hurt them, let's fly away." ”

"Fly away?" I jumped for joy, "Wait a minute, I'll carry someone." After saying that, I ran out of the cell, picked up the interviews, knocked over the two house slaves who were blocking the way, ran straight into the cell, next to Wang Yingying, and said, "Let's go." ”

Wang Yingying didn't ask me why I was carrying a chick, she just wanted to get out of here quickly, and ordered: "Close your eyes, hold your breath, and have no distractions." ”

"Get up!" Hearing Wang Yingying's coquettish voice, I hurriedly held my breath and concentrated, the whole person seemed to be in a vacuum, without a trace of weight, even if I wanted to breathe, I couldn't breathe.

When I opened my eyes, I had reached a flat place, and not far ahead, there was a magnificent stone gate with the words: Snow Cloud Gate.

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