"Being a man and doing things must start from the beginning, and you can pretend to be a saint to the end. Anyway, Heavenly Court is yours, and you don't have to pay taxes to brag. You suddenly changed your style of painting and said that you shouldn't provoke others, your thinking is so jumpy, how can you keep me up......"

The Jade Emperor's words made Ning Hao complain.

Now that Du Ai is dead and alive, he now regrets that he shouldn't have started that relationship with Su Qingqian. It doesn't matter to him, if Su Qingqian hears this, he won't whip the Jade Emperor to death with a few big mouths.

"Hey......"

The Jade Emperor let out another half-dead sigh and continued,

"Although we talked about work by the Tianhe River, we did it secretly, but we still let the Queen Mother know. This woman is the largest vinegar jar in the Three Realms, and she actually ran directly to the Sanjiu Tianhongjun Ancestor and rolled around. ”

"Hongjun Ancestor ......"

When Ning Hao heard this name, he immediately became interested, and if the matter stabbed in front of this ancestor, the consequences would be serious.

Sure enough, the corners of the Jade Emperor's eyes twitched, he should have remembered that unbearable time.

"The queen mother did not forgive, and the chickens and dogs jumped for nine days, the ancestor was furious, and the Dharma body came to heaven. I, the lord of the Three Realms, the head of the Thousand Armies of the Heavenly Court, was tied up in the square for trial. ”

Ning Hao was shocked, even the Jade Emperor was tied up, is this Hongjun Ancestor too unsympathetic.

"Uncle Jade Emperor, even in the lower realm, there is a saying that the punishment is not a sergeant doctor. You are the master of the Three Realms, even if you don't look at the monk'......s face, you have to look at the Buddha's face, right?

The Jade Emperor shook his head bitterly,

"The ancestor didn't look at the face of the monk and the face of the Buddha, at that time, the Buddha Shakyamuni was begging on the side, and the ancestor didn't give him a good face. Qian'er and I knelt in the Heavenly Court Square at that time, and our hearts were almost dead in front of everyone's eyes. ”

"Especially Qian'er, I will never forget her eyes at that time, it was all my fault, I was an ominous person who harmed others and myself...... I'd rather that the Ancestor took action at that time and directly destroyed us, rather than bear this never-ending remorse and guilt......"

Having said this, the Jade Emperor gently dusted off the ashes on his pajamas, his eyes were gloomy, and his already lazy appearance looked even more boring.

Ning Hao sighed, no wonder the Jade Emperor ignored the Tiangong government, and every time he saw him, he was wearing pajamas, so unkempt.

This is also a man with a story......

After sighing slightly, Ning Hao said softly,

"Originally, it wasn't a big deal for a man and a woman to be happy with each other, but you did suffer too many consequences. Ay...... Now that you have learned such a painful lesson, isn't it a bit inappropriate for you to still mess around with Chang'e. ”

The Jade Emperor shook his head slightly and continued,

"This matter is also a personal life style problem, and it can't affect the fruit position of me and Qian'er. Originally, it was enough for the ancestor to show the public for three days, but I didn't think that the dead woman would not forgive, so she had to ask the ancestor to soak us in the pig cage. ”

Ning Hao almost spurted out a mouthful of blood, you wood, this is Heavenly Court, does the old man of the Jade Emperor have paranoia of persecution, and he actually put the plot in the bloody drama on himself.

"Uncle Jade Emperor, we can't talk well. Immersing in the pig cage is a bad habit in the lower realm, but the heavenly realm is a high place, so how can you use this method that is not on the table? Why am I also a college student, don't lie to me. ”

The Jade Emperor slapped his head and said hatefully,

"Now you know why I'm hooking up with Chang'e, right? Lao Tzu just wants revenge, or he wants to break the jar...... The queen mother won't let me be with Qian'er and humiliate us, so I will never have sex with her, and I will mess around outside. She is so capable, go and ask Hongjun Ancestor again. If you have enough seeds, you will take away my fruit position, and Lao Tzu will go to the lower realm to find Qian'er. ”

cough cough cough cough ......

The Jade Emperor coughed, his face turned a sickly red, and then he took a silk silk and covered it in his mouth, and then unfolded it, and there were actually a few blood stains on it.

Hold the grass ......

Ning Hao's head is big, this Jade Emperor turned out to be a true love saint. It's just that the oral memoirs are made like this. If this is also a play, then the Jade Emperor must have graduated from the same school as the old immortal who cut off the bones......

"Uncle Jade Emperor, the past is over, and your old festival is changing. If you want to bring something, you always tell me. Although it is dangerous and difficult to go to the land of golden tea, it is comparable to a mountain of swords and a sea of fire, and an oil pot purgatory. But in order to fulfill your old lovesickness, I will not hesitate to break my bones. ”

The corners of the Jade Emperor's eyes were moist, and he trembled and lifted a thin silk thread from the collar, and then held the pendant at the end of the silk thread and pulled it.

The palm of the hand spreads, and above it is a teardrop-shaped stone. The stone was translucent, like a cloudy tear, and there was nothing unusual about it.

Ning Hao stretched out his hand, and the Jade Emperor slowly retracted his hand, a little reluctant to press it on his chest, and said in a low voice,

"At that time, we were watched by millions of people into the heavenly river, and Qian'er's eyes were full of disappointment, just looking at me like a shameless horseman. She hated being unladylike, I couldn't even protect the woman I loved, and then I let her suffer that kind of humiliation......"

Ning Hao was dumbfounded, it seems that he won't be able to go down the road if he doesn't listen to the Jade Emperor's words today.

This uncle suffered a great crime back then, no wonder now that Heavenly Court Li Tianwang is covering the sky with one hand, these things probably can't arouse the slightest interest of the Jade Emperor......

"After three days and three nights of immersion in the Tianhe, the Queen Mother may have listened to those fairies chewing their tongues, fearing that Qian'er would retaliate, and begged the ancestor to take away Qian'er's mana. It is also said that under the nine heavens, if Qian'er wants to kill anyone, it will be gathered in eight million heavens, and the 100,000 apologetic arhats in the west will not be able to stop her. ”

Ning Hao became more and more depressed when he heard this, spit on the ground with a mouthful of thick phlegm, twisted his neck and said,

"You're a dead man! Your beloved one has been humiliated again and again, and you're embarrassed to do nothing. Su Qingqian followed you, it is better to follow a dog, at least the dog will rush up and bite Hongjun Ancestor and Queen Mother a few bites. ”

These words made the Jade Emperor's face pale, and then he slapped the table, stood up and roared,

"Who says I didn't do anything. At that time, I scolded the Queen Mother and asked for a divorce. I begged the ancestor again, I am willing to break the fruit position, and I can't let Qian'er suffer a little more damage. What the Lord of the Three Realms, what the Jade Emperor of Lingxiao, I won't do. I only want the nether realm and shallow children to stay together for a lifetime, even if it is only a few decades like a mortal, there is no regret. ”

"That Hongjun doesn't even give this face, and the queen mother is not his daughter, can she make such a serious fuss?"

Ning Hao scratched his head a little puzzled, it stands to reason that this punishment would have been enough. If Hongjun Ancestor still wants to listen to the Queen Mother, it is either that this old guy is stupid, or he has received some benefits.

"When Qian'er heard that I was going to break the fruit position, she finally spoke. She didn't speak when she was in public, and she didn't speak when she was immersed in the pig cage, but she endured it in silence. The first thing I didn't want to say made my heart die. ”

Speaking of this, the Jade Emperor covered his mouth again and coughed violently, and the entire Lingxiao Treasure Hall was filled with his coughing sound.

Ning Hao walked over and patted him on the back, frowning,

"Originally, I came to Heaven to be punished, just the two of us here, you cough up your lungs and carry it in one breath, I can't wash away my sins by jumping into the heavenly river. Don't be so excited, what did Su Qingqian say to you?"

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