Chapter 312: Drunk

Seeing that after Min Jun drank all the wine, he finished the science test paper in a few seconds, and Lin Sansi thought he was crazy.

Looking at the golden love fart card in his hand, it was still pure gold, and it looked very expensive, Lin Sansi also put it in his mouth and took a few bites, to see that compared with the gold in the mortal world, the quality of the things produced by that interface was higher.

However, at this moment, Lin Sansi found that there was still something in the desk of Min Jun's exam.

A pink cardboard box looks ordinary when packaged, and there is no text on it. However, there is a hint of fragrance on the carton, which is very attractive, and there is a sense of intoxication in it when you take a sip.

Lin Sansi always felt that this simple box was not simple, especially for a man like Min Jun, who had so much gold in the Three Realms, it was impossible to carry such a cheap thing with him.

Shaking his head, Lin Sansi felt a little sober and gently picked up the simple box

Huh? It's very light. After holding it in his hand a few times, Lin Sansi opened the carton.

However, at this moment, a very embarrassing scene appeared.

In the Tianzihao examination room, many little fairy geese such as the red-clothed fairy and the phoenix spirit fairy, and even many male compatriots, looked straight at their eyes.

Especially in red, her pretty face is about to drip blood, she is so red that she is afraid of people, and her body is even more trembling.

"What the hell is this? There is such a thing as plastic, why does it smell so familiar?" said as he spoke, Lin Sansi, who was already top-heavy, laboriously tore the opening of the carton wide.

In the next second, the drunken Lin Sansi also played a clever game.

"Even-bought karma!" When it was fully opened, Lin Sansi's little heart was really a little unbearable.

There are two things in total, a pink vibrator on top and Durex of various brands underneath.

Lin Sansi was instantly blindfolded, and the next moment he hurriedly stuffed things back into the carton.

Min Jun, the dead guy, actually gave himself a love artifact, and a poisonous dragon drill with thorns, which frightened Lin Sansi.

I don't know if it's because of the weakness of my heart, Lin Sansi became short of breath, and at the same time, the high Adam's apple swallowed saliva.

Seeing Lin Sansi awkwardly looking around the Tianzi examination room, the immortals hurriedly lowered their heads and avoided Lin Sansi's gaze.

"Ahem......" Lin Sansi coughed twice and smiled bitterly. At the same time, he was speechless to Min Jun, and he was the only one who could send such a peach-colored thing.

Seeing Feng Ling shyly burying his head in answering the question, it seemed that he was answering seriously, but in fact, his heart was already fluttering.

Seeing that the beauty was so cute, Lin Sansi stepped forward and pulled his hand into the Qiankun bag at the same time.

"Think twice about God......? , what are you going to do?" Feng Ling said in surprise.

"I'll see if there's a suitable gift for you. Lin Sansi said as he turned the Qiankun bag upside down.

In addition to the gifts given by Bi Ma Wen and others in the Qiankun bag, Lin Sansi really didn't have any good things in it.

"Sister Feng Ling, I came too hastily this time, and I didn't prepare anything, you can accept this necklace. Lin Sansi took out a necklace, which was a small gift that Lin Sansi bought casually in Macao and Hong Kong, although it was not precious, but it was full of sincerity.

Seeing Feng Ling happily accept the gift, his eyes still shining with tears of emotion, Lin Sansi couldn't help himself.

Chen Chen, in fact, Brother Sansi is single-minded towards you.

In addition to being moved, Feng Ling gently took off the bracelet on his wrist and put it in Lin Sansi's hand, "This is the bracelet given to me by the Queen Mother, Feng Ling gave it to you." ”

After Lin Sansi and Feng Ling finished exchanging gifts, there was a knocking sound from a table not far away at this time.

The Jade Emperor slapped wildly at the table, "Bastard, come here!"

The Jade Emperor greatly transmitted the sound directly with his divine sense, with anger.

"What's wrong with the old man?

Lin Sansi walked towards the place where the Jade Emperor was sitting.

Watching Lin Sansi walk towards his father's side, Feng Ling became nervous for some reason.

Father-in-law?

The Jade Emperor is so arrogant, this bastard is so shameless!

"Bastard boy, you call the old man and the widow to abolish you! Get out, stay away from my precious daughter!"

"Uh, it's the Jade Emperor, it's a slip of the tongue, I was drunk just now, I'll go out first to get some air!"

"Give me back!" the Jade Emperor shouted anxiously, "Forget it, you and Feng Ling are widows, and we won't pursue it for the time being!

"That's not a problem, is it?" Lin Sansi scratched his hair.

The Jade Emperor frowned greatly, "There is another big thing, whether you come to the Heavenly Realm in the future or not, but the widow tells you! The Three Realms is the territory of the widow, if you dare to make a mistake, I will abolish you as soon as possible!"

When he saw Lin Sansi appear in the Tianzi examination room, the Jade Emperor was greatly moved. Although Lin Sansi brought him terrifying energy beyond the Three Realms, he was also afraid of Lin Sansi in his heart. Watching Lin Sansi run rampant in the heavenly realm unscrupulously, the Jade Emperor was very tired of seeing it a long time ago.

As the helmsman of the Three Realms, and how much he can hold so steadily, the Jade Emperor's methods are not something that Lin Sansi can casually guess.

In short, the Jade Emperor was still worried that Lin Sansi would interfere in the affairs of Heavenly Court and shake his position.

"Do you understand what the widow means?" Looking at Lin Sansi's flushed face and a drunken look, the Jade Emperor once again said with his senses.

The Jade Emperor thought that Lin Sansi might have been suppressed by his own momentum, but this time the Jade Emperor was very wrong.

"Alas~, Brother Sansi can't afford to be hurt, one salutes me, Brother Sansi can't afford it!" Lin Sansi's feet had already begun to spin.

The Jade Emperor was speechless, "The egg hurts, did you hear me clearly?"

The Jade Emperor was so bold that he stomped his feet, and he didn't take the widow in his eyes too much.

"Listen, I heard clearly~" Lin Sansi said and was about to fall, "You are the eldest brother in the Three Realms, you are the best, but I am so sleepy, listening to you is like hypnosis......"

"Roll the calves!" I wanted to say a few words, but the Jade Emperor could see that Lin Sansi at this moment was no different from ordinary immortals.

Besides, it is a first-class good wine from Minjun Hotel, and it is a miracle that Lin Sansi's small physique can resist until now.

and everyone else did it, the face of the helmsman of the Three Realms couldn't help but give, and he happily had a big drink with the Jade Emperor, it's okay not to drink it, as soon as he drank it, Lin Sansi felt that something was wrong, the wine of the Min Jun Hotel just now had made him fluttering, but the glass of wine given by the Jade Emperor went down, this wine, Lin Sansi really couldn't stop it.

After drinking with the Jade Emperor, Yue Lao and a few people came up again, Lin Sansi didn't know how many cups he drank, and he was completely drunk.

If he hadn't taken advantage of his last breath and waited for the exam time to end, he would have really drunk Lin Sansi to death.

At this time, in the riverside community of Beiyang City, Lin Sansi was lying on the sofa drunk, snoring recklessly.