The old bear in the deep mountains, the tiger and the wolf avoid it.

Hunters are most afraid of this thing in the mountains.

The bear is blind and has rough skin and thick flesh, and it is itchy on its body, and it can rub the tree down by rubbing it.

An adult female bear can shoot 200 kilograms of strength in one palm, and many later professionally trained boxers may not be able to take the bear's palm.

Most of the man-bear encounters end in human failure.

Of course, many fighting nations are excepted, and I don't know why.

As the Emperor Putin said later: "I really don't understand how 200 of our Russian fans can beat thousands of English fans".

"Roar!"

In the primeval forest of Novosibirsk, Shi Erkui crushed a black brown bear with fierce arrogance.

"Boss, isn't it just a complete black brown bear skin, even a Siberian tiger skin, I can fix it. ”

"Boom!"

Shi Erkui knocked a black bear to his stomach.

At this time, Yanjing Foreign Chinese School.

A mixed bed.

Yang Kangkang from the French Department said with the appearance of not being able to eat grapes and spit grapes: "Li Jun, chic, military training is not there, where to go to be happy, envy, jealousy and hatred, no need for military training, Li Jun, you comfort our students who are exposed to the sun and rain, we were trained as dogs by the instructors, and their daily drills are to train dogs, which is simply no human rights and no freedom...... You're back after the military training, are you pinching a little better?"

"Hey, Li Jun. ”

……

Everyone in the mixed dormitory said hello to Li Jun.

Li Jun nodded and smiled with them.

Then he looked at Yang Kangkang: "Or, I'll teach you?"

"And, the military training is over, you are an afterthought. ”

"Hahaha......"

The rest laughed.

"Li Jun, you're not here, you don't know how reluctant Yang Kangkang is to go to military training. I've been waiting for you to come back early to ask for advice, but I didn't expect it...... You didn't come back until you finished military training. ”

looked at Yang Kangkang's complaining eyes.

Li Jun "......"

"Li Jun, have you seen the new clubs on campus?"

"What clubs are you interested in?"

"Join the basketball club, I see that you are quite strong!"

"I just filled out a form to join the melodica club. ”

"Poof~"

"Li Jun plays such a small thing, how boring, it is better to join the basketball club. ”

"It's okay to join the martial arts club with me, Li Jun. ”

Pan Jiangbei from the Japanese Department said.

"Aren't you part of an anime club?"

"If you join the animation club, can't you join the martial arts club?"

"Not really. ”

"Yang Kang, what club did you choose?"

"It doesn't matter what club I choose, but a club with more girls is definitely my first choice. ”

“……”

“……”

Looking at Yang Kang's appearance of the little white face, the military training did not tan him how black, and most importantly, his mouth was sweet and oily, Li Jun felt that the girls who died tragically in his hands in the future Chinese University would be countless, and it was estimated that no female could resist his attack on the city.

At noon, everyone went to the dormitory cafeteria to eat.

In their freshman year, most of the dormitories are still dormitory-based, while the female students are more durable, and many of them can still travel in the dormitory after graduating from college.

Now they go to the cafeteria together to eat.

Along the way, many girls greeted Yang Kangkang, and Yang Kangkang was very popular with girls.

Many girls are not coarse in appearance, definitely above eighty-five points.

There are also beautiful senpai.

Pan Jiangbei of the Japanese Department asked lustfully: "Yang Kangkang, you are a master of the girl, you can't eat alone!

"I don't think I have any secrets. It's just that some men are just lucky, and it just so happens that I am. ”

"You can pretend, you can pretend. ”

"I didn't pretend.,I think there are four types of men's sisters.,The first is the unearned type.,That is, you don't have to chase girls.,Naturally, it will be upside down;The second is the easy type.,Although you take the initiative to chase.,But it's always easy to capture the heart.,The third is the hard-working type.,You have to rack your brains.,Use up thirty-six tricks.,There will be loot.,And finally the fourth type.,It's called the self-seeking type.,You can only look forward to girls whose eyes are blocked by dogs~.。 To sum up, it is clear that I am the first type of boy. ”

In the end, I have to praise myself, there is really no one.

"Yang Kang, you are really cheeky. ”

Someone said.

"Yes, you're right, this is the most important point of picking up girls, that is, you can't be thin-skinned just because you have read more basic sage books and know how to be polite, righteous and honest, this is not good, pay attention to etiquette, righteousness and honesty in front of girls, that is a taboo for soldiers...... You have to pay attention to praising her to heaven, she is not beautiful, you have to praise her for being your lover Xi Shi in your eyes, looking like a sable cicada. ”

Everyone is taught, this Yang Kangkang started early love in junior high school, how many girls were harmed in high school, and he got his set of "secrets".

Li Jun thought of the past, someone had seen that his boss was not small and gave the introduction object, and said vigorously how the other party was in good shape, the girl was very good, etc., Li Jun went out to eat with the girl, and the introducer also went, the first time, and then the introducer said that the girl had an angelic face and a devilish figure, but he couldn't say it, did you say the opposite......

The grumpy girl flipped the table directly.

"What do you say, you say I look like a dinosaur. ”

……

In the cafeteria.

The people finished eating.

Sophomore Liu Qianqian and her best friend Zong Yuchan had lunch at an off-campus restaurant.

The family conditions of both of them are not bad, especially Zong Yuchan, their family is very rich, because his father has always seized several opportunities in the early days of reform and opening up, and now he is a proper Chinese tycoon.

Zong's father loves his daughter very much, because his daughter looks like her mother, and the child's mother had an accident because of her career, which made him feel very guilty, and he treasured his daughter.

I remember a boy in his freshman year who pursued her frantically, and his dad came to school and slapped the boy into a pig's head.

"Senior Brother Li Jun. ”

"Senior Sister Liu. ”

"This is my dorm roommate. ”

"This is my best friend. ”

The two groups said hello.

Yang Kangkang looked at the two senior sisters, his eyes were straight.

Especially that senior sister's best friend, he has a feeling that his soul is out of the sheath, but the other party doesn't seem to see him.

Her gaze was falling on Li Jun's body.

"Senior Brother Li Jun, are you still used to it in school, military training is very tiring. ”

Liu Qianqian asked with concern.

She felt that this junior brother felt very different to her, and after the start of school, they could meet a few times, so she asked.

"Thank you for your concern, I'm quite used to it. ”

"He doesn't have any military training, he's not used to being a ghost......" Yang Kangkang thought that he was inserting a topic, and the senior sisters, but he was covered by Wu Qing's big hand.

"You're ruining someone else's happiness. ”

"Destroy your sister!"

Wu Qing held Yang Kangkang.

"Li Jun, then let's go back first~"

Back to the dorm.

"Two big beautiful sisters~ Li Junte is the type that gets for nothing. ”

He looked at the ceiling of the dormitory mournfully.