Miaomiao hurriedly used her mobile phone to photograph a few photos of Yaya and Tie Dan's marriage, as well as a photo of the marriage certificate. Then deliberately go to the crooked kernel to show.

"Yaya, when you married Tie Dan, the wedding dress you wore was so beautiful, and I will buy it like this in the future. ”

Sister Yang, you are dumbfounded, I regret bringing you to my family.

"Tiedan, I was drunk on the day you and Yaya held their wedding, and I didn't make a hole in the room. ”

Sister Yang, why did your face turn yellow, you are not a yellow race.

"Tie Dan Yaya, your marriage certificate is protected by law, and no one can recruit a junior!"

Crooked nuts, you are washing your face with tears, why do you use so much water to wash your face, and wash your clothes wet.

Sister, is this the rhythm of your desire to go home? You can't run home like this, it's dangerous. Although there are no wolves in this great plain, there are still some people with wolf hearts and dog lungs.

3 people carried the foreign girl to the side of the highway and waited for the bus to run Zhaogongkou in Beijing.

Pushing the foreign girl onto the bus, the three figures work together to make a big biological puzzle.

This morning, the fourth period is a language lesson.

Tie Dan's Chinese teacher came.

She is like liquid sodium, walking in a vacuum, walking in time.

There are people in the shadows who are jealous.

This metal sodium, still in a liquid state, although it seems to be particularly soft and compliant, but it is a dangerous substance, which will ignite and explode, causing black smoke.

Hey, the little money of the substitute teacher, like an acrobat picking up leaves. As for us, our brains are closed and our pockets are open, and at the beginning of the moon there is real money like arrows.

Those who hope are hopeful.

Liquid sodium metal walks in the dirty air, making people believe in miracles.

The teacher seems to be unhurried and walks at a uniform velocity v, but in fact there is an acceleration a in his mind.

Her mind to collect her homework was not urgent, but too urgent.

When she arrived at the classroom, she slowly taught the class representative to play the Chinese grammar courseware, and she began to take the U-shaped route to collect homework.

It doesn't matter what you put in it. When he actually received the assignment from the return secretary, he was very angry and hateful.

This ghost in human skin is still doing the same way this time when he writes his homework. Copy the first and last sentences with an ellipsis in between.

If you have the brain, you can give me a short paragraph of the abbreviation.

You think it was really written for me?

It seems that there is no such thing as a bad learner in the world, but the brain is useless.

But she didn't show any in the slightest.

Without this bearing, can you be a substitute teacher?

As expected, she received an abbreviated assignment from Yaya.

Unexpectedly, she received the feeling of reading the iron egg. Pretending not to look at it, but seeing clearly that it was the form of poetry.

There is some excitement in the little heart. It's not some, it's a big one.

Chinese teacher Qing Yimoran sat on the podium and began to review the homework.

Let's look at Yaya's first.

The main plot of the Hugo Award "The Three-Body Problem": Astrophysicist Ye Wenjie is dissatisfied with reality, and takes advantage of the opportunity to work at the Red Bank base, using the sun as a signal amplifier, to send electromagnetic waves to the entire universe, hoping that there will be an alien civilization to manage human beings. Unexpectedly, 8 years later, I really received a reply: Don't answer! Ye Wenjie knew that the emission source was only about 4 light years away from the Earth according to the callback, and it could only come from the nearest star system to us: Centauri Samsung. She immediately replied: Come here! The living environment of the Trisolarans is harsh, because there are three suns, the heat is unbearable, and they have long wanted to move out. Ye Wenjie also told Evans, who was also desperate for the earth, about the existence of alien civilizations, and Evans used his oil tanker to build a new Red Bank base in the Atlantic Ocean to chat with the three-body world. The Trisolaran sent a fleet to occupy the earth and destroy humanity. Two processed protons were sent to Earth to travel around the world at the speed of light, to disrupt the results of physicists' experiments at the particle collider, and to select some accomplished scientists to write countdown numbers on their retinas and make them commit suicide in horror. The earthlings set up an operations center, pulled 50 nanofilaments provided by nanoscientist Wang Miao across the Panama Canal, cut Evans' oil tanker into more than 40 pieces, and seized Evans's private alien information: You are bugs! Wang Miao and other scientists were frustrated. The police took them to the Hebei Plain and asked them to admire the overwhelming grasshoppers that thousands of pesticides could not eradicate for decades.

Teacher Qing Yimo Ran wrote a comment: The pride of the Chinese teacher.

Then she picked up the homework that Iron Egg handed in.

As soon as I took my hand, before I picked it up, the school's loudspeaker sounded: all teachers, all teachers, stop the class immediately, stop the class immediately, sign in to the Academic Affairs Office, sign in to the Academic Affairs Office.

Qing Yimo had no choice but to stop and walk out of the classroom.

On the way to the Academic Affairs Office, I saw teachers coming in and out of the Academic Affairs Office. Some small speakers broadcast while walking: "The superior checks the teacher's on-the-job situation, looks at the sign-in time, and also looks at the ID card." ”

"Hmm, what about Dou Shuangqi, why didn't he sign in?"

"He was sick, and his daughter Dou Qingmo came to substitute for him. Director Yang told the leaders from the county bureau.

"Do you have Dou Shuangqi's medical records and hospital certificates?"

"It hasn't been handed in yet. Director Yang reported.

"At first glance, it's pretending to be sick. If she was really sick and couldn't go to work, her daughter would have gone to the hospital to accompany her. ”

Leader of the county bureau, you are really powerful, and you deserve to work in the county.

"Dou Qingmo, show your ID card and teacher qualification certificate. ”

Dou Shuangqi, when I was in high school, I engaged in two female classmates together, and you scolded me and said that you smelled my heart, the smell of rotten yam eggs. Hmph, you're actually quite right. But you know no, now my rotten yam eggs are even rotter. It is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge. If you have revenge, you don't take revenge. You slashed me with a knife back then, and I don't take the opportunity to take revenge now!