Chapter 185: University of Literacy

Because some of the shots in the film are too large, in order to maintain the harmony of the celestial live broadcast room, no matter how fans request, Lin Sansi will keep the film tight. Min Jun couldn't be angry, and after returning to the Min Jun Temple, he picked up the whip and wanted to beat his wife in red, but when his wife showed evidence of his previous cheating, he had nothing to say. How can there be a reason not to wet your shoes when you walk by the river, and the two hugged each other tightly after feeling nostalgic, and cried bitterly.

The reason why this film was not made into a literary film is mainly because the knowledge of the fairy artists is detached from the social culture in which Lin Sansi lives. For the sake of future development, Lin Sansi decided to give the immortals the study of compulsory education and accept the very trendy culture.

Lin Sansi decided to create a study tutorial class in the live broadcast room, all of which are educational programs, and the column is called "University of Literacy". As soon as this idea came out, the system also automatically gave away some teaching videos from primary school to university. In addition, all those who study in this column will hold a monthly exam every month, and the top five students will receive 1,000 medium-grade spirit stones as rewards.

Lin Sansi called up the second-grade teaching tutorial video and prepared to experiment first. At this time, the sequel to Journey to the West was playing on the screen, and the next moment the picture was cut.

After inserting a few advertisements, the trailer summoned fans one after another, "Everyone, look, Brother Sansi has a new column!" Seeing the beauty on the promotional video, many idleness immortals rushed into the live broadcast room. The entertainment world is now becoming more and more tasteless, and it has almost become a column that the Jade Emperor greatly envelops people's hearts, and has lost the taste of entertainment.

"Good morning, students!" In the picture, a young and beautiful beautiful teacher stands in front of the projector, wearing a black and white professional outfit, plus a capable long hair, looking sunny.

"Hello Teacher Li!" shouted a group of six or seven-year-old children in front of the podium as they stood up in rows and held their heads high.

"Well, please sit down, students! After a summer vacation, you have entered the second year of the new semester. Now you're seniors in preschool and first grade. Now the teacher asks you a question, which of you can memorize silent night thoughts, and can you count from 1 to 10,000?"

After speaking, the rows of children below scrambled to stand up, "Bright moonlight in front of the bed......"

In the live broadcast room, Bi Ma Wen, Zhu Xiaojie, and even Tang Seng and other fans were stunned for a moment, what is the ancient poem of the bright moonlight in front of the bed in the first grade? When I saw the column titled "Teaching in the Second Grade of Primary School", I was curious that the fairy who watched the video was about to go crazy the next moment.

"You're thinking too much about God! You're insulting our intelligence!"

The video in the picture continues to play, "Which student will explain to you what feelings the author expresses in this poem? ”

The living room was quiet, and the children shook their heads, saying that it was too difficult. At this time, Xiao Ming, who was sleeping in the back, stood up suddenly, "Teacher, I'm coming!"

"Okay, everyone applauds Xiao Ming!" said the female teacher with a smile on her face.

Xiao Ming below shook his head and said, "The approximate meaning is: Li Bai sat on the bed, a woman named Mingyue stripped off in front of Li Bai, her skin was as white as the frost on the ground, Li Bai raised his head and looked at Mingyue girl, but he remembered his wife in his hometown......! !

With a bang, a piece of chalk smashed on Xiao Ming's forehead, "Call your parents tomorrow......"

Celestial fans broke out in a cold sweat, which was too insulting to IQ. "Think twice, you should continue to put the sequel of Journey to the West. Fan Black Bear Monster said.

"Obscene talent! There is no one in the first grade who can have this talent, this kid has a bright future. Yue Lao swept his beard and sighed.

It is obviously an expression of the author Li Bai's strong homesickness: moon - reunion. Alone, away for a long time, looking at the full moon from afar, from time to time sighs welled up in ......my heart. Fan Tai Bai Xing said, "Compare poetry and songs with me, purely to find death! Don't look at who we are, immortals! Great immortals!"

I wanted to start with the basics for these guys, but I didn't expect this gang to be so angry, since you eat well in the language, Brother Sansi will give you some difficult looks, "So arrogant, I'll give you a good look at the debut problems today." ”

"This is a math problem, listen up: there is a monkey in the woods to pick 100 bananas and pile them into a pile, the monkey's house is 50 meters away from the banana pile, the monkey plans to carry the bananas home, and he can carry up to 50 bananas at a time, but the monkey is greedy, and he wants to eat a banana for every meter he walks, and he asks the monkey how many incense sticks can he carry home at most?"

"Think twice, it's too difficult, don't you just eat it if you don't care about it. Bi Ma Wen scratched his ears and cheeks, and his face was fierce.

"Haha, someone has exposed their IQ, no wonder the Great Sage hasn't been reused for so many years!" Liu Pipa, who knew Bi Ma Wen's name, said with a smile, "This won't be, 25 roots!" Not only Liu Pipa answered, but other immortals also answered.

"This, there should be fifty left!" Bi Mawen was stunned for a long time, really unable to understand. The other fans in the live broadcast room were contemptuous.

"Ahem...... You go back to Huaguo Mountain and pick up 100 bananas and count them yourself. Lin Sansi said with a wicked smile.

It's a simple math problem that can be calculated with just a slight turn of the head. From this question, many fairy fans are still very smart, and it also shows their awesomeness. The effect is good, Lin Sansi can inject some simple function problems into it in the future, and let them all practice. In the rest of the time, Lin Sansi gave you a few questions like this. The crowd was delighted.

The whole live broadcast room was so depressed that he couldn't do it, "I said big brothers and sisters, how did you calculate it...... Bi Ma Wen was still thinking about this question, but no one liked him. I can't wait for Tengyun to rush back to Huaguo Mountain to hug the bananas.

Just when Lin Sansi was thinking about what to do next, the system prompted again, "The latest announcement of "University for Literacy" that all students studying in the school can receive a full scholarship as a subsidy as long as they pass the exam. The following is the academic ranking of universities that are completely blind: primary school education, secondary school education, college degree, undergraduate degree, graduate degree, doctoral student ......"

Lin Sansi also began to be speechless, this is the rhythm of opening a university in the Three Realms. There is also a full scholarship to get? The benefits are so good?

Looking at the broadcast time of the show, some fans were unhappy, "What books to read, how can you watch small videos happily next time?"

"Yes, the bright moonlight in front of the bed, the monkey eats 25 bananas!

"And think twice, I just filled up at midnight, how do you tell us to live when we are lonely and helpless in the middle of the night?"

Lin Sansi spread his hands, he just wanted to briefly learn about the common sense of modern people, but he didn't expect the system to be so well planned. There is no way, "University of Literacy" must be continued.

"Oh, don't make any noise! I think it's necessary to improve my academic qualifications! My dream is to get a doctorate......" Bi Ma Wen spoke. Because of a question just now, he stretched out his hand to strike.

"Shut up! You know a fart! You can't even solve elementary school math problems! You still take the Ph.D. exam, I'm sorry! Do you know how to write the word scum?" A new fan didn't know the nickname that Bi Mawen had changed, and hit him mercilessly.

The disgusted Bi Ma Wen really wants to get into it, I'm sorry for the old folks in Huaguo Mountain, Bi Ma Wen is useless to embarrass you......