Chapter 856: The Struggle Against the Capitalists

This time he went to sea with the Silence, and Song Shengbo was basically a spectator of his learning, and what he saw along the way was really an eye-opener for him. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

For the Silence, he had only heard of its name before, but after he really saw it, he knew how far the Lazy God Technology Niucha had reached.

And I also found that becoming a crew member of the Silence was not as good as I imagined, because catching anglerfish was really too hard.

Even so, the people on the Silence were very serious about catching fish, and never thought of going to the market to buy an anglerfish to make up the numbers.

After all, everyone is from a military background, and orders must be carried out if they are understood, and they must be executed if they are not understood.

But some soldiers will still steal and play tricks, especially Lu Xingcheng, otherwise how can he be called the sinister Xiao Lu?

The order must be executed, so wouldn't it be nice to have no order?

Today's dinner is still hot pot, and the top Wagyu beef is cut into thin slices, and the mouth is smooth and tender.

There are also slices of chilled anglerfish fillets next to it, as thin as silkworm wings, bright as crystal, and melt in your mouth.

Just as he was having a good meal, Lu Xingcheng arrived at the door.

"You wait here and watch me kill the capitalists!" Lu Xingcheng said to his new deputy arrogantly.

Then Lu Xingcheng broke in with great interest with a transparent water tank, and said to Nan Ming, who was dining in Meizizi: "Mr. Nan, look!"

"What?" Nan Ming was stunned.

Lu Xingcheng poked the water tank in his hand in front of Nan Ming: "Anglerfish! It turns out that this thing can live without the bottom of the sea! The reason why it died before was that the sonar power was too high! This time it was adjusted, and I caught three of them at once! Alive! Look at it! Look at it!"

As soon as Nan Ming turned his face, he looked at the extremely ugly face of the anglerfish, and quickly closed his eyes: "Take it! Take it away!

Lu Xingcheng smiled sinisterly, hehe, it just wants to affect your appetite!

Not counting the impact on Nanming's appetite, he also desperately pushed the anglerfish to the other people.

"I rely on Brother Lu to harm me!"

"Take it away!"

"If you don't take it again, I'm going to call the security guard!"

"Old Lu, you are looking for death!"

Only the iron egg was unmoved.

"I think she's pretty good-looking. Iron Egg took the tank, held it in both hands, and stared at the anglerfish.

The big dark and shiny face, the innocent protruding eyes, the big mouth as wide as the sea, and the big nostrils that are a little facing the sky, how can you look at it, how can others think it is ugly? How cute.

Across the tank, an anglerfish swam over and looked at each other affectionately with the iron egg through the transparent tank.

Looking at the anglerfish in the tank, and then looking at the iron eggs carrying the tank, even Lu Xingcheng was stunned.

No wonder I always feel a little uncomfortable when catching anglerfish, I see......

"I also suddenly felt that the anglerfish didn't look so ugly. Nanming picked up the chopsticks and went to pick up the fish fillet next to him.

Oh no! Looks like it's going to come up with a killer feature!

If he couldn't make a plan, the sinister Xiao Lu had another plan, he quickly shook his head and said to Nan Ming: "Mr. Nan, in fact, the fish like the anglerfish is very magical. ”

"What kind of magic method?" Nan Mingxin said, looking like Tie Dan's long-lost brother, is this more amazing?

"Have you noticed that in fact, the anglerfish we eat are all females, and there are no males? Lu Xingcheng said, "Do you know why?"

Everyone shook their heads, everyone was a scientist after all, and immediately discussed: "Hermaphroditism." ”

"Autologous reproduction?"

"It's not going to be mitosis. ”

"It's not right!" Lu Xingcheng said, "I don't know if you have seen it, there are occasionally some granular-like protrusions on the body of the anglerfish, many people think that this is a parasite, but it is not ......"

"Could it be ......" Feng Tianyou made a milk dragon claw hand on his chest.

Could it be Mimi?

"Actually...... This is the male fish!" Lu Xingcheng ignored Feng Tianyou's obscene movements and grabbed Feng Tianyou's shoulder.

It was as if he was clutching a male fish in his hand.

"The male of the anglerfish is hundreds of times smaller than the female!" Lu Xingcheng pressed Feng Tianyou's shoulder, poked his head out from behind him, lowered his voice, and said, "The digestive tissue of the male anglerfish will disappear after it reaches adulthood, so once it hatches, it will follow the smell and look for the female anglerfish everywhere, and wait until it is found......"

Lu Xingcheng suddenly pushed Feng Tianyou's back: "It bites the skin of the female fish ......"

Feng Tianyou was pushed forward, almost lying in the hot pot, before he could get angry, Lu Xingcheng had already pinched his face and dragged him back, and said: "Then the blood vessels in the head of the male fish will be connected with the blood vessels of the female fish, and then ......."

Feng Tianyou's face was stretched long, as if there were really blood vessels connected.

He was on the verge of crying in pain.

Then Lu Xingcheng slapped Feng Tianyou's stomach suddenly: "Then it got into the female fish's body, and the male fish's body disappeared!"

"The shoulders are gone, the stomach is gone, the internal organs are gone......"

He said all the way, patted all the way, and suddenly patted Feng Tianyou's head: "In the end, even the head and brain are gone!"

"Brains gone?" Feng Tianyou even forgot about the pain in his face and anger, feeling that his whole body was cold, and it seemed that everything had disappeared.

I have to say that Lu Xingcheng, a sinister guy, is really good at storytelling, and through such a pat of pinching, Feng Tianyou completely empathizes.

Which organ is the most important to humans?

Everyone may think differently.

But for scientists like Feng Tianyou, it's obvious that it's a brain, and without a brain, is it still an independent individual?

"At this time, the male anglerfish is gone, what is left?" Lu Xingcheng, who used Feng Tianyou as a prop, asked everyone.

In the eyes of everyone, Lu Xingcheng slanted his gaze downward, and everyone's eyes chased after him.

Feng Tianyou suddenly felt that he was cold underneath.

"That's right, there's only little Tintin left, and the little tadpoles are constantly being released in the female fish! In the veins, in the flesh, release, release, release, release......"

"Vomit ......" Everyone was about to vomit, and suddenly felt that they could no longer face the anglerfish.

Good phenomenon! Keep up the good work!

"What's more!" Lu Xingcheng straightened up, "A female anglerfish is not just a male ......"

"Sometimes, it will parasitize ......" Lu Xingcheng patted Feng Tianyou's shoulder, "a ......"

His magic hand slapped on the shoulder of Prince Yang next to him: "Two ......"

slapped Yang Ji's shoulder again, whose face turned green again: "Three ......"

I went to shoot the iron egg that looked at the anglerfish affectionately: "Four ......"

Finally patted the pale Nan Ming's shoulder: "Five ......"

Lu Xingcheng stretched out his hands, swiped lightly, and encircled everyone inside: "So five, six, seven or eight male fish with only little Ding Ding left, while eating the meat of the female, happily releasing the little tadpoles, eating, releasing ......."

"Vomit ......" Feng Tianyou finally couldn't help it, "Brother Lu, as for you, we just ate a fish, how can we say that it has become a group!"

It's dirty!

No wonder Xiao Lu is the most yin! This dirty rank is earth-shattering!

"So, the anglerfish is an amazing fish. Lu Xingcheng finally ended his tirade: "I wish you a happy meal!"

After speaking, he turned around and left, he was dressed in a white navy uniform, and his movements were more chic than Chow Yun-fat's gambling king.

I come, I see, I conquer!

I will wave my sleeves and not take away a cloud.

I am the king of the world!

Xiao Lu triumphed, but everyone was still in the mood to eat.

"Okay...... Congratulations, I lost my appetite. Nan Ming threw away the chopsticks, sighed, and beckoned: "Old horse, clean up the hot pot, change the soup, and replace the anglerfish......

Lu Xingcheng showed a smile that had succeeded in his treacherous scheme, and finally made you hate eating anglerfish!

Never catch an anglerfish again!

We ordinary people, we want to be happy today, we ordinary people, we want to ......

Then he heard Nan Ming say: "Brother Lu, you go and catch a few flounders for me, it is estimated that flounder is not bad to eat hot pot." ”

With a pop, Lu Xingcheng, who had just walked to the door, fell directly to the ground.

"Captain, have you killed the capitalists?" Song Shengbo asked as he picked him up.

"The capitalists are too fierce, come back next time......" Lu Xingcheng said sadly.

The confrontation between the working people Lu Xingcheng and the capitalist Nan Ming finally ended in a fiasco for Lu Xingcheng.

It's just that Nanming is also a crushing victory.

After being bombed by Lu Xingcheng, the atmosphere in the entire warehouse was completely empty, and everyone had a dull expression, imagining the filthy scene.

It's just a fish, Brother Lu, what about you......

In a stupor, someone suddenly moved.

"Mr. Nan, can I keep these anglerfish?" Tie Dan raised his head, hugged the water tank and asked with a smile.

Nan Ming waved his hand: "Take it, take it, take it away!" (To be continued.) )