Wang Hao smiled indifferently and said, "Classmate Zhang Chao, just guess a riddle, don't play if you can't afford it." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info You're like this, it's going to look like you're very unqualified!"

The corners of Zhang Chaoqi's mouth twitched, and he gritted his teeth and roared: "Wang Hao, you have a kind." Today's account, I Zhang Chao wrote it down, see if I don't kill you!"

Wang Hao glanced at Zhang Chao in some surprise, was silent for a while, and said seriously: "I'm sorry, I'm not engaged in base!"

Nima, do the key?

Zhang Chao was furious and shouted: "Your sister is only doing it!"

Wang Hao shook his head and said very seriously: "I'm sorry, my sister doesn't do it either." And when the girls are together, it's not to engage in Ji, it's Lala, and the official name is Lily!"

Zhang Chaoqi was smoking above his head, but he was helpless about it.

In words, you can't take advantage of yourself.

It seems that you can't beat the other party.

In desperation, Zhang Chao threw down two threatening words and walked away.

Wang Hao didn't seem to be excited enough, and shouted at his back again: ", go slowly!"

Zhang Chao was so angry that he almost vomited blood, and shouted at the top of his throat: "You are the!"

Wang Hao stepped forward and patted Zhang Chao on the shoulder and said, "Brother, it's not your fault to get a foundation, you have to face life bravely." Don't care what others think, live your own wonderful life!"

Zhang Chao roared angrily: "Who cares about other people's opinions, on this Donghua ground, who am I Zhang Chao afraid of, even if I am a base, who dares to say a word of gossip?"

Wang Hao looked at Zhang Chao with a kind of pity, shrugged his shoulders, and said, "You are really a!"

Zhang Chao blushed and roared thickly: "I'm not a!"

Wang Hao smiled indifferently and asked, "Stupid X won't say that you are a stupid X, classmate Zhang Chao, are you stupid?"

Zhang Chao replied with certainty: "No!"

Wang Hao nodded and said, "Isn't that right!"

This, this, what's wrong with this?

Zhang Chao's face was confused, at this time, he was about to cry when he was surrounded by Wang Hao.

Wang Hao glanced at Zhang Chao with deep sympathy, then took Ye Zixuan's little hand and walked towards the seat.

Ye Zixuan covered her mouth and giggled: "Uncle, you are so eloquent!"

After speaking, she saw that Wang Hao had been staring at her, and her pretty face couldn't help blushing.

When she followed Wang Hao's line of sight, she happened to fall on the lower side of her neck, and said angrily: "Uncle, you are so!"

Wang Hao smiled and asked, "Girl, do you know the difference between a monster and a goblin?"

Ye Zixuan shook her head, and there was a trace of doubt in her clear eyes: "I don't know, how to tell the difference?"

Wang Hao pretended to smile mysteriously and said, "Look at the chest!"

Ye Zixuan was shy for a while, and said angrily: "I hate it, how can I tell the difference between looking at my chest?"

Wang Hao stretched out four fingers and said seriously: "This is very easy, four words are enough, big and little monsters!"

Ye Zixuan's eyes widened, and she looked surprised: "Ah, big elf and little monster?"

After speaking, she lowered her little head and asked shyly: "Uncle, then you say, am I a goblin or a monster?"

Wang Hao glanced at the ceiling, and said in response to the question: "Well, you look like the daughter of a rich family, this airport, this highway, it's almost all 6 home!"

Ye Zixuan looked stunned, and when she saw that she figured out the joints, she waved her pink fist and beckoned to Wang Hao.

"Uncle, you're so annoying, you're dead!"

Wang Hao smiled and said, "Girl, it's class, don't make trouble, hurry up and listen to the class." ”

"You straighten your waist and block the teacher for me. I squinted for a moment, and I was sleepy!"

Ye Zixuan rolled her eyes and snorted, "Hmph, scum!"

Wang Hao smiled and said, "Don't hum, your nose is about to fall off!"

Ye Zixuan snorted again: "Hmph, hum, just hum, I want you to take care of it!"

Wang Hao looked at the little girl's heartfelt Ye Zixuan, and his face was speechless.

He glanced sideways at Xiao Cheng, and when he saw his sad face, he casually asked, "What's wrong, fatty?"

Xiao Cheng was silent for a while, and said, "Brother Hao, the simple and crude methods you gave me before didn't work!"

Wang Hao looked surprised and asked, "Why doesn't it work, did you take the initiative to talk?"

Xiao Cheng nodded vigorously and said, "Take the initiative!"

Wang Hao asked, "Did the girl pay attention to you?"

Xiao Cheng nodded and said, "Sort it out, just give me a slap in the face!"

Wang Hao was stunned for a moment, and said in amazement: ", isn't it? Although you look a little sorry for the broad masses of the people, but on the whole, it is harmless to humans and animals, why did the beauty slap you for no reason?"

Xiao Cheng briefly sorted out his thoughts and said: "I went to the Internet café yesterday and saw a beautiful woman playing Plants vs. Zombies. She put the nuts behind the sunflower and pea shooters, and I asked her why she was doing that?"

Wang Hao nodded and said, "Yes, roundabout tactics, how did the beauty answer?"

Xiao Cheng said: "The beauty replied, that nut is stupid, I want to protect her!"

Wang Hao became interested, raised his eyebrows, and asked, "Then what?"

Xiao Cheng said: "When I heard her words, I was stunned. But in the cruel world, who can always remain innocent, seeing the innocent appearance of the beauty, I turned around and said: "You sb, can you play, if not, I will teach you!"

After listening to Xiao Cheng's narration, Wang Hao lay directly on the table, with a look of shame.

"Hehe, no wonder I want to slap you, if I didn't kill you, it can already be regarded as a lot of mercy!"

Xiao Cheng cried with a sad face, and begged: "Brother Hao, you can instruct me two more tricks!"

Wang Hao thought for a moment and said, "Brother, you can't do this hardware, you can start directly from the real world, and there is a long way to go." Well, don't you like to play with your mobile phone or something, we can start with the virtual world of the Internet first. Even if you fail, people won't be able to slap you!"

Xiao Cheng listened to what Wang Hao said very reasonably, nodded like pecking rice, and said, "Brother Hao, this method is good." But how to start on the Internet, penguin search of nearby people, or WeChat shake?"

Wang Hao said: "Fatty, your method is too out, look at me." ”

After speaking, Wang Hao took out his mobile phone and began to edit the information in the circle of friends.

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Seeing the information edited by Wang Hao, Xiao Cheng was stunned.

"Brother Hao, can this work?"

Wang Hao smiled slightly and said: "Practice is the only criterion for testing the truth, whether it can be done or not, try it to know!"

As he spoke, he pressed the confirmation button and sent the message.

However, for half a minute, the phone buzzed and vibrate, prompting a reply message.

Wang Hao pointed to the WeChat page and said proudly: "Look, business is coming to the door!"

Xiao Cheng said in disbelief: "This is not necessarily, maybe it is just someone who likes it." I went to the toilet and squatted in the pit yesterday without a tissue, and asked for help through the WeChat circle of friends, and it didn't take three minutes to get 99+ likes!"

(To be continued.) )