Chapter 1002: What About the Fish? (2)
"Really! Chuanchuan is always so shy, I'm going to be very troubled~ Obviously, such things and such things have been done together without shame~"
As he spoke, he shook his head regretfully, as if it was all true.
Oh?
Is that so?
Miss Ayukawa's anger gauge rose by a large margin that was visible to the naked eye.
Tut-tut, I really have to sigh that Luo Xiaotian is always so unserious when facing Miss Buchuan, and he likes to say some ambiguous words to deliberately cause misunderstanding, as if he was afraid that he would be beaten less! Miss Buchuan didn't kill her directly, it's already considered good-by the way, although this rough-skinned mentally handicapped child has been saying "This is obviously a hug of love" and "the moon represents my heart" and the like, but anyone with a discerning eye can see that this tuoma is a bunch of nonsense!
Didn't you see that Shiori Sakurada, who was a shield just now, rolled her eyes directly after receiving the attack?
Will a loving embrace make people just foam at the mouth?
Those who don't know may think that this is a manifestation of Luo Xiaotian's liking for a person, but only Miss Buchuan knows that this is obviously Luo Xiaotian deliberately murdering!
#洛小倾: I don't have it #
Originally, Miss Buchuan didn't plan to pay attention to Luo Xiaotian, who was full of nonsense, after all, the people sitting there were not fools, who would believe her nonsense (Ruoyue Weiyang: I already believe it)?
After dying, I unexpectedly found that I was not beaten, of course the sun would be shining!
So she leaned over slimily again, wanting to ask Miss Buchuan why she had abandoned herself before, which made Miss Buchuan, who was already not open, sneer again and again.
Huh——
Doesn't Luo Xiaotian have a little AC number in his heart?
And don't lean over while talking, intentionally or unintentionally, Bagayaro!
At the moment when Luo Xiaotian's claws were about to catch her arm, Miss Buchuan immediately retracted her arm, leaving her dirty hands covered with dead stupid bacteria directly empty! Of course, this is definitely not over...... Before Luo Xiaotian's body was about to move and approach restlessly with his paws, Miss Buchuan picked up the plate with both hands without a trace to protect it, so as not to poison the barbecue inside, and then moved her shoulders and slammed it mercilessly, directly knocking the defenseless Luo Xiaotian into a stumbling stagger!
Tut.
It's a pity that I didn't fall off the stool......
Seeing Luo Xiaotian put his hands on the table flexibly in time and stabilized the body that was about to fall off the stool, Miss Buchuan shook her head regretfully.
Obviously, I'm looking forward to seeing a picture of someone's butt breaking into two directly, isn't it?
And when he came back to his senses, he heard that Miss Buchuan was disgusted that he was getting too close, Luo Xiaotian happily shy and wanted to lean over again, while saying "Here it is again", "Chuan Chuan is so shy, it will be difficult to achieve great things in the future", and then he made all kinds of fussy gestures to Miss Buchuan shamelessly.
"I told you not to lean over!"
was pushed by the angry Miss Buchuan and pushed directly to the other end, Luo Xiaotian was still very unconvinced, and pouted and shouted.
"And how could I deliberately lean over?"
"Obviously, it was Chuan Chuan who forcibly sucked me through~"
Anyway, it is probably the reason why Luo Xiaotian is particularly unaccustomed to Luo Xiaotian, Miss Buchuan doesn't mention how disgusting she hears at this time, and the corners of her eyes twitch fiercely with the urge to revolt - if you don't take the opportunity to dispel your arrogance at this time, this stupid will definitely become more and more unscrupulous! So Miss Buchuan, who was frowning, suddenly had an idea, and the next moment she looked meaningfully at the small box that had been casually placed on the table by Luo Xiaotian before.
"Then again...... Didn't you go fishing?"
The corners of her mouth gradually hooked up a little bit of malice, after all, Miss Buchuan knew that Luo Xiaotian's box was empty and there was nothing but ice!
"Huh?"
Luo Xiaotian was slightly stunned, obviously he didn't expect the topic to turn so quickly, like a tornado.
Miss Buchuan, who was more sure of her thoughts, took advantage of the victory to chase and deliberately grabbed this point and did not let go, mercilessly poked Luo Xiaotian's pain, and continued to be aggressive: "I have been out fishing for so long, can the fishing master show everyone the success of his fishing so far?"
deliberately accentuated the pronunciation of the words "fishing master", obviously still holding grudges about the fact that only Luo Xiaotian caught a fish and he didn't catch anything before.
"Whew-"
Luo Xiaotian, who felt bad, instantly turned to ashes.
The next moment, noticing that everyone's eyes were looking at his small box with Miss Buchuan's voice, Luo Xiaotian subconsciously stretched out his hands and held it in his arms, and then laughed stupidly, his eyes were erratic, and he didn't dare to meet anyone's eyes at all, and he looked like he wanted to get by...... It wasn't until Miss Buchuan kicked her calf hard where everyone couldn't see that Luo Xiaotian retracted his laughter full of embarrassment helplessly, knowing that he shouldn't be able to skip the topic.
So he pursed his mouth and muttered, "Chuanchuan, what are you talking about? What fish are not fishing? Have I gone fishing? Why do you want to fish it?"
Huh——
Hearing this, Miss Buchuan stared directly at the dead fish.
"The fish are so cute, we not only have to catch them, but also sprinkle more cumin and more spicy!"
"You're so cruel!"
I never expected that Luo Xiaotian would directly play with the essence at this moment, and he would start acting in a manner along the drama of "Yuyu is so cute", while twisting the air handkerchief like a knife brother, while standing on the moral high ground and accusing Miss Buchuan, who was so vicious to Yuyu, was simply not human.
"It's terrible! You still have to eat fish!"
"I've raised fish before, and fish are also fish!"
"I hate eating fish the most!"
- What is this topping?
"I don't remember that there is a fish hidden in the zodiac! You are a big-headed ghost!" Presumably, Miss Buchuan is the only one in this world who can keep her face unchanged in front of Luo Xiaotian, who is pretending to be crazy and stupid, and directly and mercilessly debunk the nonsense that Luo Xiaotian deliberately said in order to confuse the topic...... Anyway, looking at Luo Xiaotian's refusal to tell the truth now, Miss Buchuan directly concluded that this stupid person had really lost all the fish she caught! What a loser! If she lost so many fish, it would be better to let her smuggle them out and sell them! It must be worth a lot of money!
"But Yuyu is so cute......"
Not wanting to hear Luo Xiaotian say such disgusting words again, Miss Buchuan reached out and pinched her cheek, and rushed to the point first.
"That's why I've seen you catch so many fish in one go, all in a dream, right?"
“QAQ!”
Not only was she sad that her face was choked again, but she was also depressed that Miss Bukawa seemed to be stationed, she had eaten all the fish behind her back, and kept saying that she was frank and lenient and resisted strictly.
Anyway, in the face of Miss Buchuan's obscenity, Luo Xiaotian finally gave up resistance, and honestly admitted that there was indeed no fish in her small box.
"I don't want to!
"I still expect to bring so many fish back and dedicate them to Chuan Chuan for you to enjoy!"
As he spoke, he couldn't help but cover his cheeks in pain, but Luo Xiaotian suddenly changed in the middle of speaking, and directly began to accuse Miss Buchuan of being wrong: "And this is not my own pot at all! It's not Chuanchuan, you left me inexplicably before and walked away! I chased after the fish at that time! But I didn't expect to catch up at all, and when I walked back, I found a group of monkeys that came out of nowhere around the fish I caught and squeaked and screamed! I don't know what was going on! ”
"Monkeys?"
After all, this is the second time that she has heard the word "monkey" mentioned by others, and Miss Buchuan not only frowned slightly, but subconsciously repeated it.
"Yes! It's a monkey!"
"After playing here for so long, I really didn't know that there were monkeys inhabiting the forest!"
Luo Xiaotian, who had been thinking about it, didn't pay much attention to Miss Buchuan's reaction, which seemed to be a little different, and thought that people were as surprised as he was, it turned out that there was a group of monkeys living around the camp, after all, those seniors who had already experienced barbecue here hadn't mentioned monkeys, right?
"Anyway, I always feel like those monkeys are like they've grown into sperm!"
"Oversmart!"
"They seemed to know that I had caught those fish!
Hey!
Probably on the way to the narration, I couldn't help but recall how bad the situation was at that time, only to see Luo Xiaoting's cheeks pouting and seeing that they were getting more and more bulging, obviously looking like he was holding a breath of anger in his heart, so he complained so solemnly: "Then when they saw that I was about to come over, they directly picked up a fish from the box where I put the fish and ran away! A monkey picked up a fish! In the blink of an eye, my box was completely empty!" Speaking of this, she also lifted the small box in her arms and shook it vigorously towards everyone, as if she wanted to prove that the box was actually full of fish not long ago.
"I don't know what a bunch of monkeys eating bananas and fruits are doing when they come and grab my fish!
I couldn't help but slam my fist on the table.
It is enough to prove that Luo Xiaotian's resentment towards that group of monkeys is not just talking.
And this sudden move happened to wake up Shiori Sakurada who was still indulging in pain on the other side, and realized what Luo Xiaotian had just said, so he looked at Luo Xiaotian's indignant appearance in a daze, and couldn't help but blink his eyes in disbelief.
Monkey......
No way?
Is there really such a coincidence?
Hearing someone else mention the "monkey" at this time, Sakurada Shiori will of course directly remember the fact that she chased the monkey all the way to get here in the first place! Now that she heard that Luo Xiaotian was also robbed by the monkey, how could she not connect it?
So he subconsciously shrank as if he was a thief.
Although no one present looked at her with suspicion, not even Miss Buchuan, who was the only one who knew about it, but she just couldn't control herself!
- I'm sorry.
- She has set her back on this pot.
Sakurada Shiori, who was sure that the pot must be on her body, directly put her hands on the table, put on a detective pensive look, and then seriously recalled the situation that Luo Xiaotian had just described, and the way the monkeys deliberately mocked humans before robbing things, obviously exactly the same as the group of monkeys she encountered, wasn't it?
And the reason why Luo Xiaotian was robbed was because she chased the monkeys all the way here! After all, there shouldn't have been monkeys so close to the camp!
#洛小倾: You brought the devil here?#
It seems that this group of monkeys stumbled upon a fish that was obviously caught by humans on the way back, and couldn't help but start watching, and then happened to see Luo Xiaotian coming back, so they just didn't do it, thinking about just snatching it all!