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Unlike Jenny's nervousness, a group of men and women cheered when he saw Kandi fall into the water.

These are supposed to be the companions of that dog-tailed Simpson. If Candi falls overboard, it means they win Candi's surfboard, it's theirs!

Luckily, Candy wasn't swept into the deep ocean by the waves, and after the waves passed, he was seen climbing onto his surfboard. But it didn't move.

"Damn!" Jenny scolded, hugging his surfboard and rushing into the sea. Jenny dragged Candy, who was lying on his surfboard, back to shore, but Candy lay unresponsive on the sand, apparently drowning. Jenny rushed to give him first aid.

"Don't play dead, you can't change the reality of losing to me!" Simpson walked over and was about to untie the rope tied to Candy's ankle and try to take Candy's surfboard.

Jenny was furious at his actions: "You damn vampire! Can't you see that Candy is drowning? Call the emergency number!

Simpson shook his head, "Dude, who knows if he's really drowning or playing dead?

Xiao Peng was watching from the sidelines, well, Kandi's surfboard is really good, it's Quiksilver's surfboard.

Speaking of this brand, people who are not passionate about surfing may not know it, but in the surfing world, this brand is the equivalent of the Rolls-Royce in the car, and they also have two other products that are famous: UGG's sheepskin boots and Ripcurl's swimsuits. Especially ugg's sheepskin boots, who dares to say that Chinese women don't know now? In winter, the streets of Huaxia are full of copycats.

The walls of the Qianliyan warehouse were covered with these things, all of which were the result of Xiao Peng's random purchase at that time。。。。。。

Xiao Peng didn't want to say anything about Candy losing the surfboard, man, willing to gamble and lose, Simpson was right in this point, like Candy is so brainless, participating in a gambling game beyond his ability, losing the surfboard is purely his own deserved. But the Simpsons' approach is too much. Besides, Candi's drowning is real, and it's really life-threatening.

Xiao Peng walked over and patted Jenny: "Give me Candy." ”

Jenny looked at Xiao Peng suspiciously, and Xiao Peng said, "Don't worry, I know how to use first aid." ”

Jenny was overjoyed and hurriedly gave up his place to Xiao Peng, who walked up to Jenny, concentrated his magic power in his palm, and did something that surprised everyone: he punched Candy directly in the lungs.

"Are you crazy?" Jenny pushed Xiao Peng away and shouted angrily, "What the hell have you done?"

However, as soon as Jenny's words fell, he saw Candy cough and squirt a large amount of water from his mouth, Xiao Peng shrugged: "Okay, that's what I did." ”

Jenny quickly lifted Candy up from the ground, "Brother, are you alright? Oh, poor Candy. ”

Candy slowly came back to his senses and looked at Jenny, "Jenny, can anyone tell me what the hell happened?"

"Hey, you're not pretending to be amnesia, are you?" said Simpson, who was standing aside, and Candy looked at Simpson, "Damn it, Jenny, did I lose?"

Jenny nodded, not speaking, but the meaning was clear.

"Damn!" Candy muttered, but struggled to sit up, untied the rope from his ankle, and said to Simpson, "It's yours." ”

Simpson laughed and picked up the surfboard, handed it to a girl behind him, and said to Candy, "Come back to me when you have a new board." Haha, I'm willing to charge as much as I want for such a surfboard. After saying that, the crowd left with a smile. Seeing that there was no excitement to see here, the onlookers also dispersed.

Jenny also reacted at this time, and hurriedly said to Xiao Peng: "Xiao, I'm really sorry, I had a bad attitude towards you just now, thank you for saving Candi." Xiao Peng waved his hand, indicating that it didn't matter.

Candy was stunned when he heard this: "Jenny, what's going on? Shaw saved me?"

Jenny nodded, telling Candy what had just happened. Candy looked at Xiao Peng with a grateful face: "Xiao, thank you for saving me, what do you think of this?" I invite you to dinner to express my gratitude. ”

Xiao Peng nodded, he didn't refuse, since he was going to travel poorly, he must have saved money and how to come. However, it can be seen that Candy and Jenny are not rich lords, and the two did not invite Xiao Peng to a big meal, but invited Xiao Peng to eat a common Brazilian barbecue on the California coast. It's a small shop, and the business is pretty good.

During the meal, Candy cried and said, "Damn Simpson, I'm kind of planted this time! This is my favorite surfboard." ”

Xiao Peng thought for a while and said: "Kandi, we have an ancient Chinese saying that says: if you know you can't do it, you will be brave if you succeed, and you will be extremely stupid if you fail." Speaking of your situation, your gamble itself is unwise, and it is a typical big fight against small. To be honest, you seem really stupid to me. ”

Before Candy could speak to refute Xiao Peng, someone outside the door had already refuted him: "This is called the spirit of the Stars and Stripes, which you cowardly Chinese people will never understand! You don't even have such a basic adventurous spirit, and you are also a man? You Chinese men's courage is like a caterpillar between your crotch, you can't see it at all if you don't look for it with a magnifying glass." ”

Xiao Peng followed the sound and saw that it was Simpson and the others who were surfing with Candibi just now.

Xiao Peng looked at Simpson: "Hey, when did I not zip my pants and expose you? Compared to your huge chrysanthemums, Trident missiles can be regarded as caterpillars! I asked curiously, didn't your family teach you not to interject when others talked?"

Listening to Xiao Peng's words, several of Simpson's friends showed ruthlessness and wanted to teach Xiao Peng a lesson, but were stopped by Simpson.

"Simpson, don't stop me, I'm going to give this yellow-skinned monkey some color!" The accomplice he stopped was a black man, with a dirty pigtail on his head, and he stared at Simpson on the side, but Simpson pouted at the corner, and they looked together, and saw two Stars and Stripes police officers eating barbecue there and staring at this side.

"Yellow-skinned monkey! you wait!" muttered to the man who had stopped him. Xiao Peng pouted and fought? Thank the police for saving you! This is what Lao Tzu is most afraid of.

Simpson rolled his eyes: "Hey, Huaxia boy, if you are really a man, then how about we have a game of surfing? Don't think that I don't understand your Chinese civilization, how do you have a saying in Huaxia? If you are mentally retarded, take it out and, what's the use of hiding in the corner and talking about it?"

When the dirty pigtails heard this, they laughed: "Chinese people can play surfing? This group of people living in a primitive society is probably the first time to see surfing today, right? How can their backward country know what surfing is?"

Listening to the words of the dirty pigtails, everyone laughed as if they had heard a big joke.

Xiao Peng didn't think much of the joke was there, and asked the two of Candy with a confused face: "Brother, where is the laughing point here?" He thought he didn't understand the star-striped jokes, but the Candy and the others also shook their heads, and they didn't know.

Well, Chinese people are born to cherish life, and they are not very interested in such sports, and even if they are interested, they are subject to natural conditions. There are only a few places in the south where you can surf. So the Chinese surfing sport is not very strong.

But this definitely does not mean that there are no good surfers in Huaxia! People like Guo Shujuan and Huang Wei are all good surfers. Of course, there is still a gap compared to the top professional surfers in the world.

But this Xiao Peng is also an exception! He had a good time surfing on Qianli Rock at that time, and because he often fell into the water and was laughed at, he also studied the cheating method of surfing with the longitudinal sea technique, for him, now these people's surfing skills are children's play, and he is not willing to bully people!

"Oh. It turned out to be a bunch of psychopaths. You have to keep your distance from them, so as not to get entangled by psychopaths, which is a big problem. Xiao Peng made up his mind.

After listening to Xiao Peng's words, everyone looked at Xiao Peng angrily, but they didn't laugh anymore.

Simpson looked at Xiao Peng: "You Chinese people are so sharp-tongued? It's a pity that no one will be able to look down on you with your mouth alone." Huaxia boy, you haven't answered me yet, do you dare to surf with me?"

Xiao Peng is very honest: "I really don't want to bully people. ”

After listening to Xiao Peng's words, Simpson and the others began to laugh again,

"Well, the mentally ill have a lot of fun, that's true. Xiao Peng muttered.

"That's such a, why don't you come and make a bet with me?" Simpson continued to provoke.

Xiao Peng spread his hands: "First, I don't have a surfboard at all, and second, what good will you do if I win?"

Jenny directly stopped Xiao Peng: "Xiao, you can't bet with him, he is a good surfer with a good level here, just now he used the agitation method to make Kandi compare with him." ”

Kandi also said: "Xiao, don't be fooled! Although this guy is a bastard, his surfing level is really high." ”

Xiao Peng nodded at the two of them, signaling that he knew. Simpson said: "I don't have a surfboard, I can provide it for you, don't you dare?

"There's no doubt about it, they're just talking. If you really want to get on them, you won't dare. ”

"Huaxia boy, come to your mother, and your mother will feed you. ”

Simpson's friends began to cheer.

Xiao Peng looked at Simpson indifferently: "Put away your low-level radical methods, Huaxia people are not as mentally retarded as you, just go on casually? Do you want me to compare with you? Yes, come up with some conditions that make my heart move." ”

Simpson was overjoyed and said, "I'll bet on you with my surfboard!"

Xiao Peng shook his head, pointed at Candy and said, "I'm not as stupid as him, it's useless for me for you to lose the surfboard to me." That doesn't impress me. Candy, who was lying on the side and was also shot, looked at Xiao Peng helplessly. Xiao Peng didn't look at him, and lowered his head to eat barbecue.

Simpson snorted coldly, "Then what are you going to bet on?"

Xiao Peng didn't raise his head, just pinched his fingers together and rubbed them, which is a common gesture all over the world: money.

Simpson smiled, "What do you mean? You still want an appearance fee?"

Xiao Peng shook his head: "That's not necessary, so be it, if you lose, give me a thousand dollars, plus how about the surfboard that Candy lost just now? You can make up a thousand dollars. ”

Simpson asked, "And what about you lost?"

Xiao Peng smiled: "You want me to surf with you, don't you just want to see me make a fool of myself? This is your purpose, right?

Simpson glanced at Xiao Peng and saw the big duffel bag that Xiao Peng was carrying: "Then you lose, this bag of your luggage belongs to me." ”

He is not stupid, if Xiao Peng goes into the water, he will definitely put everything in his luggage bag, and he will let Xiao Peng leave with nothing!

Xiao Peng nodded: "It's good if you're happy." ”

After hearing Xiao Peng say this, Kandi and Jenny persuaded him together: "Don't compare with him, his surfing skills are really strong." ”

Xiao Peng ate the last bite of barbecue: "I'll tell you two another Chinese proverb: don't fight an unprepared battle, see how I win him." Hurry up and give me my surfboard, I'm still waiting to get some change to continue traveling! I want to thank you for providing me with my travel expenses!"

After hearing this, Simpson laughed: "Are all Chinese people so fond of bragging? Not to mention how good you are at surfing, I appreciate your self-confidence! Oh, it's not self-confidence, it's arrogance." I'm going to wait to see what you look like when you have nothing. Hall, go get a Huaxia board for this Huaxia man!"

After hearing this, the little pigtail was full of displeasure: "Who wants to give him his surfboard." Isn't that an insult to surfing?"

Simpson smiled slightly: "Do you want to give the Chinese people a chance to learn about this sport?" Hall, you go get a surfboard that fits the size of this Chinese body. ”

When Hall heard this, his eyes lit up: "I understand! I'll go get it!" After saying that, he ran out to get his surfboard.

Xiao Peng pursed his lips, seeing that he was so happy, he didn't know what stumbling block he wanted to put on himself。。。。。。

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