"Little ancestor, you are my little ancestor, can't you beat this IOU daddy?" Ye Huang got up, pulled the paper and wiped his mouth, and said with a bitter face.

In the end, under the witness of several daughters, Ye Huang was very helpless to make an IOU with Tiantian: Today, Dad asked Tiantian a question, and Dad promised to give Tian Tian ten lollipops, if you don't give it, Dad won't have ***!

Seeing the little guy holding the IOU and stuffing it in his small pocket with a solemn look, Ye Huang felt like he wanted to cry without tears.

In this life, he has always been the master of bullying others, and today he was bullied by this child who is less than four years old.

"Every day, hide the IOU well, don't let Dad find it, otherwise there will be no lollipops to eat. Xiao Lin, this girl, fanned the flames on the side.

"Don't worry, Linlin's mother, I'll hide it after a while, and make sure Dad can't find it. ”

"Ahem, that, I'm playing every day, don't get involved, ah? hurry up and cook, it's half a o'clock. Ye Huang coughed.

"You're really tragic when you're bullied by a child. ”

"Tragedy? Ye Huang glared at Xiao Lin and sat down on the sofa again.

"Tian Tian, can I tell my dad what you just said?"

"Well, I told Mother Angel that you just peeked at her ass and wanted to kiss her. ”

"What!?"

As soon as Tiantian's words were finished, Ye Huang's buttocks bounced directly off the sofa as if they had been roasted by fire, his eyes widened, and his voice directly raised a few degrees.

Looking at the little fox-like sky, Ye Huang really didn't know how to describe this kid.

You are really Lao Tzu's little ancestor, Sister Yan, what did you eat for him, is this brain the brain of a four-year-old child?

Ye Huang was depressed in his heart, looking at Lin Anqi over there, he didn't know if he should go up and explain.

"But this girl's ass is really warped, it's not fake. Ye Huang glanced down, Lin Anqi, who was leaning down to pick up vegetable leaves, muttered.

Unfortunately, at this time, Lin Anqi suddenly turned around and saw Ye Huang looking at him, and Hongxia climbed up his cheeks again.

"Damn, this time the damn really jumped into the Yellow River and couldn't wash it. Ye Huang's eyes widened, and there was a feeling that the yellow mud falling into the crotch of his pants was not but.

"Little Ancestor, I'm fucking miserable by you this time. ”

Looking at the general day without trouble, Ye Huang could only shake his head and sit down.

"Dad, who does the teacher say he likes?"

Just when Ye Huang was listlessly nibbling on an apple and watching TV, the culprit came over again every day.

"The teacher also said that lying is not a good child, why didn't you listen to it?"

"I didn't lie every day, Dad used to peek at a few mothers' butts, don't think you didn't see it every day. I went and told my mom to go. ”

"Don't, don't!Little Ancestor, are you my father?"

Without waiting for Ye Huang to react, the little guy smiled, and five plus five plus five stretched out.

"Every day. ”

"Huh?" tilted his little head and continued to pretend to be cute.

"Dad told you that this is fifteen, and you don't have to stick your feet out in the future, it's weird to be tired. Ye Huang put on the latter's shoes, and threw half of the apple polluted by Tiantian's little feet into the trash can with a depressed face.

"Oh...... I see. ”

"Every day, tell Dad, who taught you to do this?"

"Nobody teaches, I go to school on TV. Stretching out his little finger to point to the TV, the little guy looked proud.

"What TV?"

"I don't know how to do it, my mother watched them, I followed them, and I learned. ”

"Damn! It's been a Korean drama for a long time...... You bad mothers with bad children, you can forget it yourself, and teach your children badly. Ye Huang was stunned.

"Every day, don't look at those things in the future, it's not good. Daddy shows you cartoons, how about it?"

"Don't look. The little one's head shook like a drum.

"What's the matter, didn't you like to watch the gray wolf very much?" Ye Huang was very puzzled, remembering that two months ago, this little guy begged him to take him to the cinema to see the gray wolf, why didn't he watch it after two months.

Meimei said that cartoons are for children, and watching cartoons is immature, and she doesn't like immature boys. ”

Every day he said a glance, and sighed, very deep.

Here, Ye Huang's eyes almost didn't pop out.

Is this Nima the words of a four-year-old child? When Lao Tzu was four years old, he couldn't tell the difference between a boy and a girl.

In the past, Ye Huang listened to the children in the kindergarten make boyfriends and girlfriends, but Ye Huang didn't believe it, but now he believes it.

Isn't this little ancestor in his own family just one?

And listening to this little guy's tone, he is still a negative man, he doesn't like the one called Sasha, he likes the one called Meimei.

Suddenly, Ye Huang remembered that in a video I saw on the Internet not long ago, a seven or eight-year-old child said: I found that I am old, and I no longer love me.

Isn't this day a true portrayal of this generation?

The unrestrained expansion of information networks and media has made carefree children who should have played with mud and watched cartoons begin to play deep and fall in love, which is not a good thing for this generation.

Ye Huang, who was still a little depressed about being teased by a child, suddenly calmed down at this moment.

Maybe I should find a new kindergarten for every day.

When I returned to Yanjing after the year, I let my mother and them figure it out.

At least from the current point of view, the kindergarten where Ye Huang Zhidao is now has given Tiantian some things that are not suitable for his age.

It didn't take long for the meal to be ready, and Ye Huang seemed very calm when he ate, not sad or happy, as if he was really hit by the child's words just now.

The girls were a little unhappy when they saw Emperor Ye, and they didn't ask anything.

After eating, the little guy fell asleep after playing for a while, and Jiang Yan sent him upstairs to sleep and then walked down.

Ye Huang was still silent.

"Emperor Ye, what's wrong with you? You won't really be hit by a child, right? Haven't you always been very strong in resisting blows?" Qin Yue asked with a smile after cleaning up the dishes and chopsticks.

"I'm not that vulnerable, I don't think about these things. Sister Yan, let me go to Yanjing for kindergarten every day after the year, and I asked my mother to find a better kindergarten. ”

"But I may have to stay in Yucheng for a while after the year. Jiang Yan was a little embarrassed.

"What the hell is wrong?" Ye Huang, you say, why do you suddenly want to find a kindergarten again?" Qin Yue said.

"What's the matter? I was almost taken away every day, don't you think about it?" Ye Huang said coldly with a calm face.

Although he doesn't object to a few women watching TV series, he still annoys him by watching TV series that are not nutritious, and these days he has watched hundreds of episodes of Korean stick TV series, and Ye Huang has not said anything.

But now Emperor Ye has to say something.