Chapter 744: Kneel down and sing about conquest!
Chen Yang crossed his waist and said with a smug look: "Matchmaker, you lost, do you remember the bet we pressed just now?"
The matchmaker's face became ugly, and she naturally remembered to make a bet.
But as the first person in the Jade Pavilion, she really didn't want to fulfill the gambling contract in public.
She really wants to pay her bills!
At this time, the onlookers who were not too big to watch the excitement began to get excited.
Together, they shouted: "Sing about conquest, sing about conquest!"
"It must be sung on its knees, and the conquest that is sung standing is soulless!"
"Then Fusang girls, hurry up and kneel down and sing conquest!"
The crowd of onlookers was shouting for the matchmaker to sing about conquest.
Lin Shanshan also said to the matchmaker: "Hurry up and fulfill the gambling contract, kneel down and sing conquest, so many people are watching, don't think about it!"
The matchmaker's face became more and more ugly.
She lowered her head and was silent for a few seconds, then walked to Chen Yang's side and leaned her pretty face over.
Chen Yang immediately stretched out his hand to stop him, and said with a disgusted face: "What's the matter, you want to take advantage of Uncle Ben?"
The matchmaker instantly clenched her fists, and her pretty face turned red!
She originally thought that she would whisper in Chen Yang's ear, but she didn't expect Chen Yang to think that she wanted to take advantage.
Knock on it!
Did you hear that?
Is the matchmaker crazy in her heart?
But she still squeezed out a sneer on her face, and said in a low voice: "Boy, if you insist that I kneel down and sing conquest, you are offending our Jade Pavilion to the death, understand?"
Chen Yang raised his eyebrows and said, "Then what?"
The smile on the matchmaker's face became colder and colder, and she said in a threatening tone: "You can accept it when you see it, don't feel uncomfortable with yourself, offend our Jade Pavilion, the consequences are unbearable for you, you can't bear it!"
Chen Yang had a wicked smile on his face.
He patted himself on the shoulder and said, "I think I can carry this shoulder, and I can bear any consequences!"
The smile on the matchmaker's face finally disappeared.
She gritted her teeth and said, "Baga, you ......"
Chen Yang directly interrupted the matchmaker's words and said: "Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and kneel down and sing conquest, Mali!"
The matchmaker's lungs are about to explode.
She really wanted that group of strong men to make a move and hack Chen Yang to death.
But she didn't dare.
After all, this is the land of China and a harmonious society.
And there are so many guests watching.
If she really let people beat Chen Yang here, then this jade pavilion basically doesn't need to be opened.
Huaxia simply would not tolerate the existence of such a jade pavilion that would affect social harmony.
And those guests will not come to this kind of jade pavilion that beats guests.
Safety can't be guaranteed, who wants to come!
In order to be able to keep the Jade Pavilion open.
In order to be able to establish the image of the Jade Museum.
After hesitating for a long time, the matchmaker finally knelt down slowly and knelt in front of Chen Yang.
However, she did not open her mouth to sing of conquest.
Chen Yang was suddenly dissatisfied: "Well, girl, do you want to break the contract? Do you believe it or not, I will make up a joke about your Jade Pavilion not keeping its promise tomorrow, and find a few storytellers to take turns under the overpass to talk about a hundred times?"
The matchmaker raised her head, looked at Chen Yang pitifully and said, "I'...... I'm not going to sing conquest!"
The song of conquest is the youth memory of the post-80s and post-90s generations in China, and they can basically sing two sentences.
But the key problem is that the matchmaker is a Fuso person.
She grew up in Fuso.
Growing up, she had never heard the song Conquest, let alone rap it.
It's a bit of a strong man's job!
After Chen Yang listened to the matchmaker's words, he immediately patted his head and made a look of sudden realization.
He opened his mouth and said: "You can't sing early talk, come on, come on, I'll play this song for you, you just kneel and listen slowly, when you learn and can sing it, I will honor your bet!"
"Nani?"
The matchmaker was fascinated.
Are you the devil in particular?
The old lady said that she couldn't sing anymore, so couldn't you change the song?
I even have to learn how to sing to you!
Chen Yang raised his eyebrows and said, "If you don't want to, it doesn't matter, then wait for the reputation of your Jade Pavilion to be ruined!"
"Buy a disc (Japanese, don't)!"
The matchmaker grabbed Chen Yang's hand and said, "I'm willing!"
Chen Yang smiled: "That's good, come, Uncle Ben will play a song for you!"
After speaking, Chen Yang took out his mobile phone, found the song of conquest, and played it to the matchmaker.
He turned up the volume on his phone very loudly.
For a full ten minutes, the Jade Pavilion reverberated with the song of "Conquest".
The middle-aged men in kimonos on the third floor of the Jade Pavilion listened to the singing, and their faces were ugly as if they had eaten fly droppings.
As a result, on the first day of opening, they were slapped in the face by the Chinese people again.
Moreover, the Chinese people also played "Conquest" in their jade pavilion in a grand manner!
There was a Fusang man who couldn't hold back the anger in his heart, and shouted loudly: "Baga, I'm going to kill him, I'm going to kill this pig!!"
"Don't be impulsive, Hashimoto-kun, this is the territory of the Chinese people, we can't kill people rashly!"
"We really can't kill people rashly, we can kill secretly! The matchmaker is not only a master of Xiangshi, but also a clever ninja, wait for this guy to leave later, you can let the matchmaker follow, and secretly kill the killer!"
"Very well, I agree!"
"I also agree, this pig must die!"
……
In the hall on the second floor, after listening to "Conquest" for ten minutes, the matchmaker finally learned it.
She didn't want to waste any more time, so she immediately sang along with the original voice.
"Conquered by you like this, drink...... Hidden poison, my ...... My Closed ......"
She stammered, but she was still in tune.
The onlookers nearby picked up their mobile phones and began to shoot short videos and upload them online.
Most of the titles are "Fusang women kneel down to Chinese men and sing about conquest", "Chinese men rely on strength to conquer Fusang women" and the like!
The air was filled with the smell of joviality.
Just now, the matchmaker brought a group of strong men to threaten Chen Yang's arrogant appearance, and these people saw it.
So they don't have the slightest sympathy for the matchmaker, they are all gloating.
Three minutes later, the matchmaker finally finished singing the conquest.
She immediately stood up, looked at Chen Yang with a pretty face, and said, "Are you satisfied now?"
Chen Yang nodded and smiled: "Barely satisfied, you really learn this song hard, there are more places where you can use it in the future!"
The matchmaker gritted her teeth and said, "No, I just want to hear you sing this song in front of you, you bastard!"
Chen Yang raised his eyebrows and said: "Then I'm afraid you won't have a chance in this life, conquering this song is not for me!
After finishing speaking, Chen Yang took Lin Shanshan's hand and walked to the first floor, and Zhang Chunnian and Li Rongrong also followed.
The matchmaker looked at the backs of these four people, and a monstrous hatred surged in her heart.
At this time, Japanese suddenly sounded in her Bluetooth headphones.
The matchmaker held down the Bluetooth headset and listened carefully.
After a while, a bloodthirsty smile gradually appeared on her face!
(End of chapter)