"How can any woman look at this?" said Stoneleg again. "Isn't this a little drama sung when people die in the countryside!"

Miao Miao pointed to the many ladies on the scene. "I just like to watch little plays!"

Fortunately, the answer to the hostess was not that. "When a girl gets older, if she doesn't get married, the neighbors will laugh at her. ”

The stone legs were relieved, and the nerves in his whole body were not so tense - he thought that the hostess was going to answer like that, why did he answer like this?!

The pocket man asked the female host to guess the riddle. "Host, you are lying on the stage, I am lying on top of you, what is the mystery. ”

The hostess said: "There is still a mystery to this." ”

The pocket man said: "The mystery is Lao Baigan." ”

"Both physically and mentally disabled!" Stone Legs shouted at the pocket man in the audience. Miao Miao stopped him.

The hostess then invited several male audience members onto the stage. Miao Miao also pushed the stone leg onto the stage.

The hostess said that there was one more missing. Miao Miao quickly pushed Xiaohong up.

The hostess poured a glass of wine for each guest on stage and asked them to taste it and comment on the wine.

When pouring wine for Xiaohong, the hostess said: "Who said that women are inferior to men? There are also two mothers and a sister-in-law in Liangshan. ”

Then the guests were invited to taste and evaluate the wine one by one, and each of them was given a box of wine as a reward.

Then the pocket man performs two-finger Zen. After the performance, the hostess was invited over and said that she would carry her around in a circle. The hostess said, "No, I'm not feeling well today. There are a few days a month when a woman is uncomfortable. ”

Here it is again, and I will take up the matter related to your ** as a gimmick - won't you say that he is too short and afraid of exhausting him?

The stone legs were puffing again.

The pocket man asked again, and the hostess excused herself again.

Miao Miao walked up to the stage and jumped on the right shoulder of the pocket man, and the golden rooster was independent. The pocket man carried her around a few times. After Miaomiao jumped off the shoulder, she turned around and kissed the pocket man on the forehead.

"Whoever can practice two-finger Zen, I will kiss him!" Miaomiao said to the audience.

The host happily also handed out a box of wine to Miao Miao.

When she happily returned to school with the wine in her arms, she saw that the mouth of the stone leg could still tie the calf.

"Do you have a problem with the hostess just now?"

"Wearing beautiful clothes to cover up, while announcing what is inside her clothes, this advertising is not authentic. Stoneleg said.

"It's nothing, I think it's fun. Miao Miao said.

"You know it's fun. ”

"Hmm. But compared to you, it's not a drop in the bucket. ”

"What's wrong with me?"

"What's wrong with you. You first grow into a male body, and then use a female body to disguise it, wear half-life children's clothes, sleep in half a child's dormitory, and then suddenly say that you are essentially a man, and you will become a manly man if you do a surgery, and you let us sleep with the girls in the dormitory - especially me, who often drill into the same bed as you, how can you be embarrassed? If I am asked to marry you because of privacy leakage, I am really unwilling to do it-hmph, you are my advertising king!"

"Am I wrong? Then our wine will be yours, and you can take it back to your hometown and give it to our father to drink." ”

"You haven't even scratched the eight characters to call someone's father?"

"The future father-in-law. ”

"It's not certain whether you can become a husband or not, so don't scream yet. ”

"I'm going to make him be!"

"yes, then I'll wait to see what you're up to. ”

Two days later, Miaomiao sent the wine back to her hometown. When I went back, I also brought Xiaohong with me.

Chen Shan slowly praised his daughter for being able to go home to earn wealth.

Miao Miao took a box from it and sent it to the iron egg. Xiaohong also carried one of her boxes to deliver.

"I haven't drunk in a long time, and it smells like dichlorvos. I'll just wait for the flesh wound to rub some on the flesh. Tie Dan said.

Seeing that Brother Tie Dan accepted his gift, the two of them had a happy feeling of getting a hundred thousand times the gift.

Miao Miao called Xiaohong with a mysterious expression. Then he will be like a thief and say, "Look, I'm going to be angry with Yaya!"

It turned out that Yaya saw Miaomiao and Tie Dan singing together on her mobile phone in the circle of friends, and sent a letter to Miaomiao:

"Miaomiao, don't cross the solid line of yellow and white with Tie Dan, he is my husband. ”

"My husband is a fellow countryman when he is divorced, and you can't care if the fellow pecks at his mouth with other birds. "Miao Miao-for-tat.

"But we'll be remarried soon, and I'm pregnant. Yaya told Miaomiao.

Is she pregnant?Xiaohong subconsciously touched her belly - there is no news about this belly!

"I don't believe it——" Miao Miao shouted impulsively and immediately blacked Yaya.

After a while, Miaomiao canceled the block again and continued to chat with Yaya.

"I think we should decide who is qualified to marry Brother Tie Dan in a duel. A total of two rounds were played, and two wins of three games were played. Knock out the opponent and win one round. ”

Yaya agreed without hesitation.

After returning to school, Miao Miao immediately contacted Stone Leg to come over. Stone Legs taught Miao Miao 5 familiar tricks of kicking her calves and stumbling over each other overnight on the university playground under the moonlight. Xiaohong listened to it on the side and learned three and a half times.

Yaya temporarily lived in her mother's house in order to make the iron egg color ring.

Many people really think that Yaya got married first and then divorced. Recently, many people have come to propose marriage. There are those who have a lot of money, those who have a lot of contracted land, and those who have bought two buildings in the county city. Yaya declined one by one.

Suddenly, on this day, among the matchmakers who came to introduce the object, one of them was a practitioner of Xingyi Boxing, and he had won the bonus issued by the county political and legal committee for his righteousness and courage to stop the cattle thief.

Yaya said, "I want to make friends with this person." ”

The matchmaker arranged for the two of them to meet on the side of the set. Both went to the escorts.

Who knew that as soon as the two met, they talked endlessly, and the expressions of the parents on both sides were unnatural.

This time, it's okay, just pull the line and let them do it themselves.

Can't you say a few words, this is the first time you two have met.

Say goodbye to the side, you're all on the front, and you're about to swap your eyeballs!

"Why do you want to practice Xingyi Fist?" asked the other party.

"In order to inherit the traditional Chinese martial arts. We may not have high talent, poor practice, and an unsuitable environment, but our inability to practice does not mean that this traditional martial art is not excellent. We use it to participate in martial arts competitions today, and if we fail, we will practice tomorrow. We have not practiced in this life, and the next generation will still have to practice. Just like *** said in the protracted war, why do people have to pull out after eating, and they have to eat again after pulling. As we practice, there may suddenly be a Bruce Lee-style wizard who enriches, improves, and shines in traditional martial arts. And there are many non-professional amateur fitness enthusiasts, who would love the kind of free fighting that takes pleasure in injuring others, whether it is better to use the meridians and activate qi and blood to treat sub-health, or traditional Chinese martial arts such as Tai Chi Xingyi are better......"

A thousand cups of wine are not drunk, and if you know your heart, you will not say too much...... This is what the poet Guo Xiaochuan said. However, you two just met and fell in love at first sight, do you want to be so fast?

Aren't you usually like a stuffy gourd, why are you now a scoop?

"It seems that my brother Tie Dan plays Tai Chi every day and has such a high value in life?!"

"Is Iron Egg your brother? My name is Steel Egg. ”

"Tougher than my brother?"

“……”

When the two of them separated, they looked at each other, as if the parents of both sides were beating the mandarin ducks.

If you fall in love at first sight, you have to hide it a little, right? Yaya, aren't you a famous ice and snow smart and elegant beauty, how did you become stupid?