There was a sharp stabbing sound, so penetrating that everyone covered their ears.

"Damn, this new teacher is crazy, isn't he?" said several boys at the back table with angry expressions.

Yang Chen turned around, looked at the angry faces with a smile, and said, "It's all quiet, then listen to my lecture if it's quiet!"

"Heh, what kind of score, when my dad was the director of the People's Hospital, you didn't know where to play in the mud!"

At this moment, a loud horn suddenly sounded.

Yang Chen squinted slightly, and saw that the person who spoke was a hedgehog head, looking like a hanger, and there was a girl sitting on his lap, wearing a black miniskirt.

In full view of everyone, the hedgehog head reached under the girl's skirt and groped, completely ignoring the classroom discipline.

"Hehe, Zhu Chao choked up with this new teacher. Most of the students in the class showed gloating expressions.

This hedgehog head named Zhu Chao is a hard stubble, and he has a father who is the vice president of the People's Hospital, and it is said that he has a little relationship with the school director.

And the girl sitting on Zhu Chao's lap is also not a master to mess with, she is a little rich second generation.

The two not only made such an indecent move in class, but also dared to contradict Yang Chen, obviously arrogant and domineering.

There's a good show to watch now.

Everyone had a playful expression, as if they were looking forward to seeing the new teacher deflated.

Yang Chen felt a little sad, have the current students been arrogant to this point?

However, he was not annoyed, but walked up to the young couple with a smile and asked, "Your father is the director of the People's Hospital?"

Zhu Chao touched his girlfriend's thigh, and said arrogantly: "That's right, my father's name is Zhu Chunhua, and he is the vice president of the People's Hospital." ”

Yang Chen immediately smiled when he heard this: "That's really a coincidence, I also know a person named Zhu Chunhua, who is also the vice president of the People's Hospital." ”

"Coincidentally, your mother, my dad is your leader. Zhu Chao said.

Yang Chen's eyes became a little stranger, it seems that this poor little guy still doesn't know about his father being kicked out of the hospital.

Yang Chen didn't tell him this cruel news, but said, "Since your father is the vice president, why didn't he tell you that you are sick?"

"Damn, you're sick. ”

Zhu Chao's face changed suddenly, and he scolded loudly, and his girlfriend Zhang Li also frowned and said, "Now any mentally retarded thing can come to teach." ”

At their age, it is the time when the qi and blood are at their most vigorous, and they don't get a few colds in a year, where does the illness come from?

I think this teacher is sick, his brain is sick, and he is not lightly ill.

Yang Chen squinted his eyes and said, "Since you said that you are not sick, do you dare to stand up and let me see?"

"Cut, if you don't dare to tell me what's wrong, please leave our class immediately. ”

Seeing that the eyes of the whole class were focused on him, Zhu Chao pushed his girlfriend away and stood up, looking at Yang Chen defiantly.

Everyone's expressions also became interesting, wanting to see how Yang Chen would end this time.

Yang Chen smiled, suddenly stepped forward and pressed on Zhu Chao's abdominal acupuncture point, and said: "You usually eat too many spicy things, the stomach and intestines accumulate heat, and the wound fluid is consumed, which leads to dry and demoisturized intestines, if I guess correctly, you should often be constipated, right?"

Hearing this, Zhu Chao's face changed slightly, because what Yang Chen said was right, he did have frequent constipation.

But he couldn't bow his head so easily, laughed and said: "Haha, you're wrong, Lao Tzu's body doesn't know how good it is, and there is no such thing as constipation." ”

"What, it's serious, I thought it was powerful, it turned out to be nonsense. ”

"Hehe, I'm half a bucket of water, and I'm embarrassed to teach us, it's really funny. ”

"Zhang Li is right, now I can really teach any mentally retarded thing. ”

For a while, the class was very lively.

Wang Xiaoxiao said to Cheng Yuan with a strange expression: "This is what you said about the miracle doctor who can snatch people from the ghost gate, fake, right?"

She was very disappointed, she really thought that this new teacher had some shining points just now, it seemed that she was thinking too much.

Sure enough, sometimes you can't expect too much.

Cheng Yuan said: "No, Dr. Yang is really amazing, didn't my dad have a car accident last time, but Dr. Yang rescued him." ”

Wang Xiaoxiao sneered: "That's because your father is blessed with a great life, and it has nothing to do with him." ”

At this time, Zhu Chao suddenly sneered and said to Yang Chen: "Can you get out of our class now?" Also, a half-doctor like you is not qualified to stay in the People's Hospital at all. ”

What he meant by saying this was undoubtedly to tell Yang Chen, you are finished, I will definitely tell my father about today's incident, and you don't want to mess around in the People's Hospital in the future.

Hearing this, the expressions of the classmates became more and more interesting.

Let you not provoke Zhu Chao with long eyes, now you know the consequences, not only lost face, but also lost your job in the hospital.

If you're like other teachers, you honestly finish reading the textbook and leave, you don't have anything to do, and you want to die by yourself, you really deserve it!

The ridicule around him came like a tide, but Yang Chen retreated a few steps back as if he hadn't heard it, and said with a smile: "Classmate, you are dishonest!"

"You mean I'm lying?" Zhu Chao's eyes sank, and he was about to say something, but suddenly his face became ugly.

At this moment, he felt his stomach turn over, and his gurgling intestines sounded like thunder, unusually loud.

Finally—

Burst!

Burst!

Burst!

Zhu Chao couldn't help it, and let out three foul-smelling farts in a row.

Zhang Li was sitting, right in front of Zhu Chao's buttocks, and these three loud farts instantly stunned her.

"Zhu Chao, you ......"

Zhang Li stood up with a pale face, but at this time, because Zhu Chao was holding too hard, a mouth burped out, and it happened to spray on Zhang Li's face.

"Vomit~" Zhang Li couldn't scold anymore, and retched on the spot.

Suddenly, a strong stench, centered on Zhu Chao, spread like a smoke bomb, frightening several classmates next to him to roll to the ground on the spot.

"Toxic ......"

They finally knew why Yang Chen had to retreat a few steps just now, who could stand this kind of earth-destroying biological and chemical weapon?

Zhu Chao's face was already hard to see, and he yelled at Yang Chen, "What the fuck did you do?"

Of course, he knew that it was Yang Chen who made a move, and he would not be like this at all.

Yang Chen smiled and said, "It's just that I helped you dredge the pedantic qi in your body, if your body is normal, this situation will not occur at all." ”

As soon as everyone heard this, they immediately cast angry eyes at Zhu Chao.

It turns out that you are really sick, and if you are sick, you will be cured, why should we suffer with it?

The smell in the classroom was so bad that most of the students were ready to leave, which was not what Yang Chen wanted to see, so he took out a talisman from his pocket.