The new products in Tiantian's store have been upgraded, and they will practice Tai Chi.

It used to feel so strange, a bit like the humiliating feeling of opening a brothel, but now it feels very curious, but it feels like opening a martial arts hall. The people who opened the martial arts hall in the movie include Huo Yuanjia, Huang Feihong, Ye Wen, Bruce Lee...... No wonder Grandpa Mao once wrote a poem to encourage us that "Chinese sons and daughters have many strange ambitions, do not love red makeup and love arms", and a woman with martial arts is physically and mentally cool!

An old man with mostly white hair joined Tian Tian's WeChat group and transferred the money to buy a robot.

After receiving the goods, the guys in the office of his unit opened it regardless of whether they were indiscriminate. Then they followed the instructions and practiced Tai Chi with her.

Those unmarried cuties heard that they were not that kind of woman, but Tai Chi instructors, and they ran back and practiced martial arts.

The manual says her name is Ah Lian.

The owner of the goods, Chen Shouzi, came to the office to pick up the robot, and when he saw that the office staff were dismantling other people's couriers privately, he was so angry that he wanted to reprimand them. Seeing that the beauties were all looking at him with bright eyes, they turned to smiles.

He was a little happy to see that they had become interested in Tai Chi under Ah Lian's temptation.

Tai Chi is a great treasure, and everyone should take it home.

Chen Shouzi drove Ah Lian home, and his late wife's son Chen Dakuan praised Ah Lian again and again, praising Ah Lian for being beautiful and playing Tai Chi smoothly.

But Da Kuan's daughter-in-law Da Ling said: "Beautiful, beautiful, look at the compact appearance of those two eyebrows, it is a symptom of a broom star." ”

"You're superstitious. ”

"I'm cursing her. Even if she marries the poorest handsome guy and a peasant guy who can only hold a stick, it is better than marrying an old white hair with missing teeth and missing teeth. Although your stepfather is a cadre of the town government, but his official position is low, what real money and real power can he have? When he marries a little daughter-in-law, we will not be able to touch a penny. Tell me to get rid of him and let him go. ”

"That's not good, he built my wedding room, and he paid the bride price for the wedding. ”

"He's rushing your mother. Now that your mother is dead, why is he still in our house?"

"You call crossing the river and tearing down the bridge. It's really the most poisonous woman's heart. ”

When she saw that the argument had failed, she began to make up nonsense: "But he is so inhuman! When you are not at home, he deliberately rushes at me when he pees in the hut." When I was ready to go into his house, he deliberately changed his clothes and stripped naked. ”

As the saying goes, where the wind blows, the tree falls. Da Kuan immediately hated his stepfather Chen Thinzi.

"Let's get rid of the old kids, right?"

"Hmm. Dakuan nodded.

Chen came home from work and found that the lock on the gate had been changed.

He asked the neighbor's four donkeys to take him into the house by a ladder. Four donkeys happily crouched at the base of the wall. But as soon as Chen Shouzi stepped on his shoulder, he grinned and sat on the ground and threw Chen Shouzi away.

No wonder people hate people who step on other people's shoulders and climb up, it feels so unpleasant to be stepped on?

Chen Sidonkey, don't you keep saying that you are the captain of the retired, I thought you were as fierce as Du Yuesheng, dare you to be a piece of soft?

Fortunately, Chen Ergou, the elder brother of the four donkeys, came back and took a personal ladder to send Chen Shouzi home.

Chen Shouzi looked for Ah Lian first. Ah Lian was taped to her mouth and tied to the garage to feed the mosquitoes.

The mosquitoes are complaining - I've never seen such a stingy person!

Chen Shouzi called Dakuan: "What are you bullying Ah Lian for?"

"She's not from my family and can't come through my door. ”

"Then you changed the lock on the door and didn't give me the key?"

"You're not from my family. My dad gave me a dream last night. He said that he has a hatred for taking his wife from you, and he is waiting to go to the palace of Hades to fight a criminal lawsuit with you. ”

"Kuan, I have no sex but love when I marry your mother, don't you have any memory of what I have about you? I will build you a house, marry a daughter-in-law, and then treat your mother's illness and send her to the end, and then you and Da Ling will see the child, and in winter I will carry the child in my arms and play everywhere, and buy him all kinds of delicious food. Kuan, you can't resist the pillow wind of the Great Spirit!"

Dakuan was silent.

"Son, to tell you from the heart, I really can't live without you, my feelings for you are too real and too deep. Do you know that you suffered from epilepsy when you were a child, and your body was obese to more than 300 pounds, and you didn't have a father -- your father died early, and your mother and I asked for many doctors and medicines to cure your illness? And your son, my grandson Xiaoheng, I can't see him for a day. ”

Dakuan's mind that had been anesthetized by the Great Spirit came to his senses. He said, "Uncle, I was just joking with you, how can we get rid of you?"

"And what happened when you changed the lock on the door?"

"In the past, the lock was rusty and couldn't be opened, so I changed it to a new lock, and I didn't care about giving you a new key. ”

"Then who put duct tape on Ah Lian's mouth, tied her to a garage post, and hung a pair of broken shoes around her neck?"

"Da Ling and I are here to heal Ah Lian. Seeing that she has ADHD, she was tied up, so that she could form a habit of thinking quietly at night and restore her personality health. put shoes on her neck, that was to see that she had cervical spondylosis, and gave him scientific correction. ”

"Haven't heard of it. ”

hung up the phone, and Da Kuan immediately called his wife Da Ling, a lie.

"Great Spirit!"

"What's the matter, Dakuan, that old immortal called you? Don't listen to the old immortal man, don't treat him as an old hero of our family. What do you think, he is now 50 years old and has brought in a 20-year-old Ah Lian, which shows that he has a bad character. Maybe your father was killed by him and your mother, and then he secretly crossed Chen Cang, and then let your mother marry him. ”

"He married my mother 20 years after my father died. ”

"That's right, in order to hide people's eyes, it didn't appear until 20 years later. This is called the depth of hiding. ”

"But he said he had a relationship with us and couldn't go. ”

If he has feelings, why don't he hand over his salary card to us for safekeeping, and let a goblin come to his house? That goblin is more than 10 years younger than me, and in the future, our family property will not all be hers?"

Dakuan couldn't tell her, so he lied: "But he whispered to me that he embezzled more than 50 million yuan of public funds, and after a few years, the news will be less tight, so he will give me two 20 million and our son 20 million?"

"Oh my God, is it true? Then you have to keep him, don't let him go. You have to be sweeter in the future, don't call him uncle, change your name to Dad, your stepfather is also a father! Of course, I have to take the lead, and in the future, I will treat him 20 million times more than my own father!"

"Well, that's it. ”

"That's it. I'll buy two catties of fresh meat and make dumplings for our bride!"

Since then, Da Ling has seen Chen Shouzi and Ah Lian, respectful, open his mouth, close his mouth, shout when he doesn't meet, and talk to people when he mentions my father and mother are long and my father and mother are short. I often shouted in my dreams, and once I woke myself up by shaking my big broad arms. "Daddy—Daddy—"

"Why do you call me Daddy? I can't afford it. ”

"If you have milk, you are your mother, and if you have money, you are your father. As long as you inherit your father's big money, give me a change of mouth fee, and I will change my name to your father!"

"Neurotic?!" he shoved her under the bed.

She lay on the ground and stared, but she didn't have a seizure.

Hmph, when the money is in my hands, I will call you the eighth king! I will spend a lot of money on plastic surgery, and the appearance and body shape completely imitate that cross-border singer, and then hook up with a super big boss, and come back with 40 million sets of 400 million or 40 billion!