Don't open the big man today, don't care and don't see it.

After Liu Minglang left the fishing port, he stopped a minibus going to the city on the road not far from the fishing port.

The conductor on the bus knew Liu Minglang, and as soon as he saw Liu Minglang coming up, he immediately stared at him and shouted angrily, "Liu Minglang, do you want to come to take the overlord car again, give money a total of four times and eight cents, and if you don't give money, you won't be seated!!"

"Yo yo... The kid of the Han family who pretends to be a ghost and doesn't go to school, are you going to go to the city to find something to do, hehehe.... Hearing the words of the conductor, the women on the bus immediately joked happily.

"Who is this girl?

And when did I get in the Overlord car?

Did I like to make Overlord cars before?

It seems to be ...... It seems that I did so many times before I went out, and by the way, this woman seems to be my classmate, what is it called... Huh?"

Although I remembered that I used to ride in the overlord car, I really couldn't remember who this girl was Liu Minglang, so he simply took out a dollar and threw it at the girl, and then said angrily, "Who said that I took the overlord car, I, Liu Minglang, am such a scoundrel, I don't have to look for a dollar to you, and I will take your car when I come back, hum." ”

"Hey, I'll go, this pleading man is a loser enough, he actually gave this half-old kid more than 20 yuan, and if you give so much money, you're not afraid that this kid will learn badly?" A woman who saw Liu Minglang take out the money, when she saw the money in Liu Minglang's pocket, another loud exclamation came.

After the exclamation of the first woman, there were immediately several more women, leaning their necks and shouting to Liu Minglang, "Minglang, what are you going to do with so much money, you shouldn't have stolen your parents?"

"I think there is a good chance that this money is stolen from the big man and his wife, my child is fourteen years old this year, and I don't give him more than five cents of pocket money, so I don't believe that the big man will give so much money to this kid. ”

"Don't say that, it's not like you don't know, the Dahan family has overseas Chinese relatives, and they even got an engine fishing boat for their family to come back, and this money should be given to him by his relatives. ”

I really couldn't remember who these women were with whom, so Liu Minglang simply bought the ticket without saying a word, and directly found a place in the corner to sit down, and then came to listen without listening.

Liu Minglang stopped talking, but the conductor was unwilling, she came directly to Liu Minglang, and said angrily, "Liu Minglang, what kind of attitude do you have, you are great when you have money, hum." ”

"What is this girl's name, I can't even remember who you are, how do you ask me to answer your words?"

I really couldn't remember who this girl was, and I didn't know how to answer her words, so Liu Minglang simply played a hooligan, reached out and pinched the conductor's chin and smiled, "What, the little girl is looking at the little master and I am handsome, and I want to meet the little master?"

"Dad, Liu Minglang is a hooligan to me, I won't be able to marry in the future, woo woo woo ........ At this time, the girl was still very simple, very conservative, and had never met a hooligan conductor, and was bullied by Liu Minglang, so she cried directly, which frightened Liu Minglang and quickly let go.

Hearing that his daughter was being bullied, the driver who was driving braked suddenly, and then picked up a wooden stick and roared at Liu Minglang, "Little bastard, if you want to marry my daughter, go to my house to propose, if you don't want to propose, you can try to tease my daughter again, I will interrupt your hand!!"

"This tone, this look, this is Lin Xiaohu from the next village, the first fake tiger in that town to drive a bus?

If this girl is his daughter, then she is my former classmate...... Lin Xiaohua?"

After finally remembering who the conductor was, Liu Minglang hurriedly smiled at the driver, "Uncle Tiger, just kidding, you can use it like selling your daughter, and I will be responsible."

Besides, my personality with Xiaohua is not suitable, she is so strong and I am so stubborn, if I succeed, it is estimated that if there is a quarrel in the future, the two villages may have to fight for our affairs, hehehe.... The eight characters don't match. ”

"I think my daughter is not suitable, then don't always come to pester her, others can't take the bus once a year, your kid sits four times a week, the key is that your kid doesn't give money to sit, and if you don't give money, you will come to tease my daughter.

Liu Minglang, this is the last time I warn you, next time you tease my daughter, I will break your foot, hum. "To be honest, the driver has always liked Liu Minglang, a bad boy who usually doesn't like to be quiet, but fights more ruthlessly than anyone else.

But after hearing that he didn't mean anything to his daughter, the driver gave up the idea and continued to drive his own car after a huffing warning.

The women, who originally thought that there was a good show to watch when they saw the driver huffing and wanting to beat people, immediately became dissatisfied after seeing that the driver was gone, and said, "Lin Xiaohu, you fake tiger is too fake, even Minglang is a child, you are afraid, you..." ”

"What are you afraid of, this kid is still my cousin, and I, as an uncle, can bully my nephew?

Look at you old ladies, haven't you ever seen a fight, right, if yes, go back to fight with your husband in bed tonight.

If your husband can't do it, find this kid, this kid has moray eels, you can go and buy some and go back to make up for your man. Lin Xiaohu, who has been on the bus all the year round, is not a vegetarian, and it is not taboo to stir up people, so he was stunned and didn't dare to reply to the women on the bus.

"Do you know, the price of marine fish has started to rise recently, and crabs have started to sell for five cents a pound. ”

"I know this, my man caught two lobsters yesterday, and he sold them for two yuan for one of them, and I told him that if I could catch five lobsters a day, it would be enough for our family's tuition for one child. ”

"Isn't it, by the way, do you know, yesterday Lao Li of Dahan Village, when he heard that the price of fish had improved, he drove a wooden boat to the open sea.

It's said that I almost couldn't come back, but in the end I was met by a kind man, and then I pulled them back. After the women were speechless by the driver, they quickly changed the topic and chatted about the gossip and family routines in various villages.

Don't drive the gossip of the women, the car stops and goes, picks up and drops off passengers, and drives for an hour and a half.

When I was about to get to the city.

The conductor who ran away after being teased by Liu Minglang suddenly came to Liu Minglang again, and while constantly staring at Liu Minglang's face, he asked curiously, "Minglang, how do I feel that you have changed a lot, you were not like this before."

You didn't like to talk or laugh before, but why do you always laugh now, even when you sit by yourself, you can snicker by yourself?"

"Smile for ten years.

My mom said that I kept a straight face all day long, and everyone looked like the man owed me five million, so she told me that if I could smile, she would give me a dollar, and I made more than twenty dollars after laughing for two days.

When I encounter such a profitable business, of course I have to keep smiling all the time, after all, the more money the better, and don't you think that the boy who loves to laugh is more affinity, hehehe... ”

After smiling and replying to the conductor, Liu Minglang walked to the door of the car and shouted loudly to the driver, "Uncle Tiger, I'm at the station, drive me for a while, and you will come here to pick me up when I come back!!"

"It's nine o'clock, you come here at eleven o'clock to wait for the bus, and then you can take my car just in time to go home for lunch... After opening the car door and letting Liu Minglang get out of the car, the driver looked at the time and deliberately explained a few words.

[It's been a five-year-old, all book friends, hurry up and collect and vote for recommendations, please.] 】