Chapter 296: Impressions of In-laws

"It means that it's not a robot, it's his godson!"

"Did you hear me wrong?"

"How is it possible, if you don't believe me, you can listen to it. ”

"Hey, this is the loudest one, isn't this the sound of pouring water from a footbasin into a bucket? The shortest one isn't the sound of pouring water into a cup!

"Yes, I originally wanted to be a great writer and director in this female Sherlock Holmes detective book...... However, robots are not good after all!"

"What's wrong with robots? Robots don't give their daughters-in-law pain, don't eat, don't drink water, don't buy urinals, don't spend family money. ”

"Don't spend the family's money? The battery it costs is not money? He teaches Tai Chi for free in the village and doesn't make money, but he spends the family's money to recharge it when he runs out of electricity, isn't this a loser's behavior? Besides, the old guy just sells the old and buys the new one, let alone 5 million, 6 million is not enough to spend!"

"It's understandable that he spent it, he earned it himself. ”

"He spent the money, patted his buttocks, and went to report to Lord Yama, but we had to cry and call my mother to make trouble for several days, and give him a banner and a tile to go to the funeral. No, we have to get him away as soon as possible!"

Da Ling forced her husband Da Kuan to drive his stepfather away, and Da Kuan resolutely said this time: "You bad girl, don't think about it!"

The two of them turned into a fight. After Da Ling beat Da Kuan for half an hour, Da Kuan couldn't help it and gave Da Ling a punch to the forehead.

The Great Spirit entered a state of playing dead. One outfit is two episodes.

It's not two episodes of the TV series, it's two Liu Zhuang episodes, it's 10 days.

As long as Da Kuan appears, she will play dead. As soon as Da Kuan went out, she jumped up to find food and drink.

After 10 days, the purple bag on Da Ling's forehead basically subsided, she forgot that he had beaten her, and there was no evidence, and the two reconciled again.

Their situation represents the love state of husband and wife in many families. From time to time, wars are raging, and thoughts and feelings are exchanged through war. Never stop, never give up. Their love is also purple.

Speaking of iron arms, under Tian Tian's strong urging, he took her to his hometown.

I once heard him talk about building a house for 20 yuan, and she believed it and understood. It turned out that the bricks used to build the house were manually buckled blanks, and then the blanks were artificially fired into bricks. The house is cooked inside and out. The inner layer is a large adobe that is artificially beaten. The purlins and beams are planed for the trees around the yard, and the flower eaves rafters are sawn from branches. The doors and windows are made by themselves. Only nails and detachments are bought for money.

Tian Tian said: "The north room is so short, but the wall is one and a half meters thick, why?"

"Shockproof, as well as warm in winter and cool in summer. Iron Arm replied.

At this time, the neighbor heard the iron arm coming home and said hello at the head of the wall.

Iron Arm introduced: "That's the online writer Xiao Lu. ”

"Little Green, I feel that he writes the best, the content is particularly rich, exciting, philosophical, touching, and instructive, I thought Xiao Green must be an experienced seventy or eighty-year-old man, but I didn't expect it to be the same age!"

Then, Iron Arm took her to see her father.

Tian Tian had silently said to himself countless times: When his father appeared, he must not flash an expression of contempt for the crops, and try to pretend to look up.

But when he really saw his future father-in-law, he was stunned: where is this mortal, it is clearly Chao Gai who is alive, nicknamed the King of Tota.

Chao Gai drove a large tractor to carry out paid services for cotton harvesting and collecting cotton firewood and autumn ploughing land in his hometown.

Tian Tian understood that he didn't have to pretend to look up anymore, and now he couldn't see him at all if he didn't look up.

I thought I was a vixen. Now it seems that it is a yellow butterfly.

In the cotton generosity to the west, a big iron ox is charging like an old ox that has scared the car in the past. Everywhere he went, he was devastated and reaped.

The old woman driving a large cultivator, the old clothes are gorgeous, the woman is majestic, the whirlwind mentality, and the fiery temperament.

She is also shy of flowers. The moon is ashamed of its gray demeanor, and the flowers are ashamed of its delicate body.

She also called for a thousand times. After a long time, it came out because the sound of the machine rumbled and the human voice could not be heard.

In ancient times, there were women riding wild horses, but the horses were not so big. There is a woman who drives a sedan today, but the sedan is not so wild. Of course, there are female tank drivers, but they are not that old. In particular, the contrast with the imagined appearance was too great, which shocked Tian Tian. In her imagination, the iron-armed mother was a poor woman, walking staggeringly, talking naggingly, with dull eyes, hunched legs, faded hair, dry skin and wrinkled, and no life.

The situation of Tie Arm's parents made Tian Tian further impressed with Tie Arm.

I feel a little sublimated, like a frog jumping into the water, an elk running into the forest, dandelion seeds rolling into the wind, and white waves surging close to the waves.

The Iron Arm Lady couldn't let go of the big drag at this time, and she didn't come back to see them at all. Daddy Iron Arm didn't have time to chat with them.

"When the wheat and corn harvesting and sowing operations are busy in the summer and autumn, they are at their best. Iron Arm said.

"Hmm. Tian Tian believed.

The two of them went to the street shop and bought two roast chickens, boiled some boiling water and poured them into a thermos kettle, and sent them to the field, so that they could eat roast chicken. Seeing that their parents ate with relish and drank sweetly, the two of them were also happy in their hearts.

Say goodbye to your hometown and go back to the city. The two men clasped hands on the bus. Because they clenched it too tightly and for too long, they grew together later, and they couldn't be separated when they broke up. It wasn't until the next morning, when the biological clock rang, that they separated with great effort.

When she went to the leisure plaza in the morning, Tian Tian brought her robot Jen Erni with her.

Tian Tian followed the stone-legged iron arm Miaomiao and them to practice handstands, and let Zhen Erni lead the group of people who practiced Tai Chi.

When it was time to end, Tian Tian went over to call Zhen Erni.

The crowd also stopped practicing.

At this time, a young man with dyed white hair in the crowd ran to the front and gave a deep salute to Zhen Erni: "Master, I want to be your big apprentice!"

"She doesn't take apprentices. Tian Tian said.

"She's an adult, is it still up to you, the sister, to make the decisions?"

"I'm in charge of her business. ”

"It's not a feudal society anymore!" the young man said with emotion, shaking his white hair.

Tian Tian saw that he was obsessed, so he ignored him anymore and took Zhen Erni's hand back to the store.

The white-haired guy was in a hurry, and knelt down in front of Jenny's feet to intercept the way.

"I want to worship her as a teacher, learn Tai Chi well, and be a white-haired hero like a white-eyed hero!"

Some in the crowd of onlookers couldn't help but laugh.

"What are you laughing at? The white-haired hero will have longer hair, more courage, and higher kung fu than the white-eyed hero!"

The laughers had to cover their mouths and laugh.

"If you really want to learn kung fu, you can follow them. Tian Tian stretched out his hand and pointed at the stone leg and iron arm.

Iron Arm immediately nodded at the white-haired guy.

"Don't think about it, you don't want to break up me and my master!" the young man became even more impulsive, kneeling to hug Zhen Erni's legs.

Stone Legs Iron Arm and Miao Miao hurriedly went back to school, waved their hands to Tian Tian and left. Tian Tian was left to do it there in a hurry, and there was no way.

The faces of the audience also showed embarrassed expressions, and they were all saying: What can I do about this?

At this time, something happened to Tian Tian's consternation - Zhen Erni lowered her head and said, "Very good, I have decided to take you as an apprentice." As he spoke, he picked up the white-haired boy.

Everyone gave Jen Erni a thumbs up.