Chapter 241: Time and Space Sausage
"Lao Jun, tell me quickly, what does this instant noodles taste like?" Lao Jun hadn't swallowed the fire in his belly, and Bi Ma Wen was still sending private messages to ask.
"Noisy, noisy, I haven't tasted it!" replied impatiently. Especially the apprentice next to him was still licking the residue of the barrel noodles, Lao Jun felt distressed for a while, this thing is very harmful, and he decided to study it well when he had time.
Just as Lao Jun was pondering, a person named Brother Three Realms sent a message. Lao Jun knew that it was no one else who was called such a madman, it was the Jade Emperor who was almost castrated by the Queen Mother of the West.
"Lao Jun, how does it taste? And did you buy all four buckets of instant noodles? The widow asked you if you won the lottery?" the Jade Emperor urged, his tone was too anxious.
"Didn't you snap up a bucket?" said Lao Jun, who was a little impatient. There is a winning prompt at the seal of the instant noodles, and a sausage is 100% successful, but Lao Jun opened four buckets of instant noodles in a row, not to mention the ham field, not even beef jerky, "You say first, have you won?"
Above the Heavenly Court, the Jade Emperor sucked off the last face, and his face turned a little dark, "Uh...... I didn't hit!"
Although the Jade Emperor is rich, he has been cheated too badly by the fake Chang'e recently, and the private money is almost gone, and now he has to be careful to spend 500 spirit stones to buy a bucket of instant noodles. If you want to live happily, you have to raise taxes next year, the Jade Emperor thought.
"Poor Dao just smells beef. Although Taishang Laojun's tone was calm, there was already a fire in his stomach.
"What? you didn't hit either!" the Jade Emperor was a little surprised, "So how many more barrels do you get?"
"What's the deal, it's just a few beef jerky in the middle of the middle!" Lao Jun's face was flushed, and as he spoke, Lao Jun picked up the dried instant noodles that had not yet been soaked and ate them. The next moment, Lao Jun's head smoked, this taste was too familiar? Swallowed a mouthful of saliva, isn't this an ordinary noodle?
At first, Lao Jun thought that the effect of this instant noodles should be more delicious than that of the devil's old godmother, otherwise what strength would he use to squeeze out the old godmother and become the most expensive product in the store in the live broadcast room, and it was also a three-thinking little friend's endorsement.
The taste is good, more energetic than the devil's old godmother, it feels like adding a spoonful of old godmother to the boiling water, and adding some dry noodles and condiments, it becomes instant noodles. Although it is cooler than eating the devil's old godmother, it is not worth the price at all.
In a fit of anger, Lao Jun soaked another bucket, hoping to receive some effects, such as the improvement of cultivation. I knew how to pull it in one breath, but when there was still a third of the second bucket left, Lao Jun only felt a fire burning in his stomach, and his two lips were like sausages, red, but there was no reaction on his body at all!
"Think twice, Xiaoyou, do you see that the old man is rich, so you will go to the death?" The old gentleman was so angry that he sent a private message to Lin Sansi directly, looked at the remaining status noodle soup and continued to drink, "Didn't you say 100% sausage? And isn't this beef noodles? What about beef? I want to return it!"
At the same time as sending a message to Lin Sansi, a system prompt sounded in Lao Jun's mind, "Congratulations to the fan Taishang Laojun, get a space sausage, as long as the space-time sausage does not expire, fans can travel through the Three Realms with the space-time sausage." Please Taishang Laojun activate the space-time sausage with all the pieces!"
Lao Jun was a little confused, what is the sausage in this time and space? At this time, a finger-sized meatball appeared on the Yuan Shen of Taishang Laojun, emitting golden light, but there was a question mark on the golden light. Lao Jun couldn't figure out what this time shuttle meant, could it be flying around in the Three Realms, Lao Jun couldn't use this at all, with his strength, as long as he didn't go to these places in the Netherworld, Lao Jun could go to any corner of the Three Realms.
The world didn't study the number of Chang'e, how did you get to Brother Sansi, and this became a sausage of time and space. If you can make use of these treasures, Lao Jun will no longer have to waste mana to fly in the sky in the future, which is much better than flying through the clouds and fog by himself. In addition, this space-time sausage can shuttle through all the stratospheres, and the speed is faster than the somersault cloud of the Monkey King, seeing that Lao Jun's heartbeat here began to accelerate suddenly, I didn't expect this thing to be so magical, exciting!
Because the product was put into use for the first time, Lao Jun had a reaction when he ate the second barrel. In addition, it is somewhat difficult to activate the sausage in time and space, in fact, it is the problem of spirit stones, just like buying a car in the mortal world, you need to apply for a license, settle down, refuel, etc. before you can get on the road. Looking at the terrifying activation, Lao Jun began to doubt life, why is it so expensive?
It can be said that few people can afford sausages in this time and space, just activating the program is so complicated, and there may be many problems in future use, and many places that do not understand the live broadcast room will solve the problem by collecting money, and this hole is all filled by these immortals.
"Lao Junda, what does it smell like?" At this time, Bi Ma Wen, who couldn't bear it, sent a message to ask again.
Before Lao Jun could answer, someone in the live broadcast room complained unhappily.
"Profiteer! Profiteer! What is 100% winning, you can't even see what the sausage looks like!" The Jade Emperor vented dissatisfaction in the live broadcast room, "It's not as good as the devil's old godmother! What about doubling the effect of cultivation? Also, who is that? Oh Zhu Bajie, you deceived my daughter Suyi, and now you are pretending to be someone else to cheat money! Lao Tzu's money has been transferred to you! You dead pig, don't you go to heaven to apologize! Otherwise, the widow will directly break you up from Suyi! Divorce processing! Even the old man lied to the dog, and the opposite was true! Ouch, the skin of the mouth is swollen, how can you ...... at night?"
The Jade Emperor was angry, and after eating a bucket of instant noodles, he didn't react at all, but his mouth was swollen as if he had kissed the butt of a donkey. Others are okay, if you want to say that the person who is bitter is Zhu Bajie, he has deceived the Jade Emperor for so long and spent it safely, and he drank a few bottles of Erguotou some time ago, and accidentally exposed his feet.
The other immortals secretly applauded, but fortunately they didn't go bankrupt to buy this thing, otherwise they would have to spurt blood to death. Those who didn't grab it breathed a sigh of relief, and at the same time were very disappointed with the new product in the live broadcast room of Brother Sansi.
At this moment, in the Imperial Foot Palace, the Howling Sky Dog crawled weakly on the sofa.
"Min Jun, change a technician to serve me, Zhenjun doesn't know if he has eaten recently, he calls me to patrol every day, and he almost breaks my dog's leg!
"Brother Roaring Heaven, are there any other technicians in our store?" Min Jun with tears in his eyes, "All the technicians in our store let you give Huo Huo!" I saw that the technician of the Imperial Foot Palace was lying horizontally and vertically, and he fainted.
"Alas, brother, I can do this dog's leg is a little stinky, if it really doesn't work, we won't press it~"
Immortal fans were greatly driven by the Jade Emperor, and even if they had never tasted instant noodles, they also complained. And Lin Sansi's performance in the world also came to an end.
When everyone was still immersed in the music for a long time and couldn't extricate themselves, a musician who was over the age of sixteen stood up from the judges' seat, this person was the famous musician Mr. Chen Gang, while applauding, his face was full of approval.
After the three wonders, the others also stood up one after another, and the next moment I saw applause pouring like a surging river, and even Zhou Zhili, who was a little hostile to Lin Sansi in the background, was also impressed by Lin Sansi's talent and couldn't help but applaud.
Looking at the abnormal movements in the live broadcast room, the fairy fans were a little confused, what does this mean......