Lift the fire extinguisher, unplug the safe, hold the hose and shoot at the root of the fire!

"Oh! I see!" Lin Tian slapped his thigh and pretended to be surprised and said, "You are tempting me!"

"The concubine is willing to practice with the king in the posture of Pu Liu, and the hundred years of good cultivation..."The daughter of the country lord slowly stood up, her eyes were full of charm, and she slowly walked towards Lin Tian.

Lin Tianxia subconsciously looked at the figure of the lord of the daughter country, compared to modern times, the lord of the daughter country was not exposed, but she was wearing a thin layer of light veil, and her bewitching body loomed in the light, a very fragrant scene, but as a Lin Tian who had been devastated by some kind of piece, he didn't feel anything.

However, although Lin Tian didn't have much of that feeling in his heart, it was inevitable that it would be indispensable: "Ahem, didn't you say that you want to see a national treasure?

The daughter of the country was stunned, as if she was blocked by a big stone, but she didn't think of any word to summarize the current situation, if the daughter country was from the modern era, she would definitely say to Lin Tian: You are destined to be lonely for a lifetime!

The lord of the daughter country fiddled with the gauze skirt on her body at will, covered her mouth beautifully and smiled: "The concubine body is the national treasure of this daughter country." ”

"You?" Lin Tian deliberately looked his daughter up and down when he heard this, and then laughed, as if he was laughing at his daughter's indiscretion...

The lord of the daughter country was a little annoyed even if he had a good temper, and asked again with a frown: "Am I not worthy of this daughter national treasure in the eyes of the king?"

"Oh, deserve it, deserve it..."Lin Tian saw that the lord of his daughter country was dissatisfied, and thought that before Tang Seng came, it was better not to make any unpleasantness, so he immediately smiled, but the tone should be more perfunctory and perfunctory...

The lord of the daughter country is about to collapse, and his heart says that even if you are a monster, you are a man after all, and your eyes are not blind!

"If the king doesn't look down on the concubine's posture, please explain it?"

"Are you sure?"

"Exactly!"

"Okay!" Lin Tian waved his hand when he heard this, the candlelight in the room swayed, and with Lin Tian's movements, the candlelight slowly intertwined in front of Lin Tian, and finally formed a monkey with his butt and nose buttoned and a flower on his head...

"This is a beauty! Look, this little fart, how sexy!" Lin Tian said with a smile and pointed to the monkey.

The king of the daughter country said that the three views were ruined, she thought that Lin Tian might not like her type, and also made up what kind of amazing appearance the rival in love had, but what the hell is this monkey Nima! I think the most beautiful woman in my daughter country was defeated by a monkey!

If Lin Tian knew her thoughts, he would definitely tell her that there was once a monkey that shattered the sky, defeated the immortals, and then protected Tang Seng all the way to upgrade and fight monsters to learn the story!

The king of the daughter country said that he couldn't figure it out, and then thought of Lin Tian's identity, and he was relieved, after all, he was a monster!

After thinking about it, the king of the daughter country also felt a lot better, but she felt that she had no face to stay anymore, and then the king of the daughter country casually said a few words to Lin Tian, hid her face and fled.

Lin Tian looked at the back of the lord of the daughter country, shook his head and sighed, he really couldn't understand, obviously the two had not met, how could the king of the daughter country suddenly want to marry him? Lin Tian didn't know, and he didn't think about it, only to increase his troubles, and then, Lin Tian turned around and disappeared.

On the opposite side of the attic, in a small pavilion, the king of the daughter country leaned on the pillar, looked at the empty attic and sighed, is my daughter country really destined to have no men?

In fact, it is not surprising that the king of the daughter country came up with such an idea, the daughter country is a woman's country, although it is said that women can hold up half the sky, but some things are better for men, such as soldiers, women's strength and physical strength are not as good as men, once the war starts, it is weak for the daughter country! This is also why the king of the daughter country is so eager to marry Lin Tian, and today, when she sees Lin Tian's appearance, it is not ugly! Marrying Lin Tian is not a grievance, as for feelings? In ancient times, how many people got married after existing relationships? There were countless people who got married first and then slowly cultivated their feelings, and people lived well?

On the afternoon of the next day, Lin Tian was in the cave to 'be afraid of kicking', and at this time when everyone was happy, Little Whirlwind ran in in a panic.

"My lord, there is a monkey with a hairy face and a thunderous mouth outside the door!"

I'm going! There is only one person with this title in Journey to the West! Sun Monkey! No, I let the little demon pay attention to their movements all the time, why didn't I hear the little demon report that the family came? I haven't caught your master yet! Lin Tian was confused.

Lin Tian didn't know that last night, when Lin Tian went to the daughter country for an appointment, due to the late sky, the little demons were more relaxed, and then Tang Seng and his apprentices passed from him in such a righteous and bright way, which means that Lin Tian was hit with a time difference...

As for why the monkey came? Here's what happened: Tang Seng and his apprentices first stayed in the post house for one night, and then went to the king of the daughter country to report according to the customary practice, but when they saw that the king of the daughter country was frowning, Tang Seng was cheap, so he asked: "There seems to be a worry between the eyebrows of the lord of the country, and I don't know what the lord of the country is talking about?"

Because of Lin Tian, when the king of the daughter country saw Tang Seng, he didn't call him the royal brother, but said: "The holy monk doesn't know, just because there is a Wolong Mountain a hundred miles away from my daughter country..."

Without waiting for the king of the daughter country to finish speaking, the monkey jumped out, and for nearly a month, he didn't meet a monster, in his words, it was itchy hands, and he asked directly: "But there are monsters?"

The king of the daughter country was stunned for a moment, and then thought about it, isn't Lin Tian just a monster! Honest as her, so the king of the daughter country nodded and said softly: "Exactly..."

The monkey was happy, he was worried that he had nothing to do, so he patted his chest and promised: "Your Majesty, don't worry, it just so happens that my grandson's hands have been a little itchy recently, so I'll go and meet him for a while!"

After that, the monkey flashed and disappeared, and the king of the daughter country opened his mouth, what is the situation?

Tang Seng saw it on the side, thinking that the king was worried, and comforted with a smile: "Please rest assured, Your Majesty, my great apprentice Sun Wukong is the Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago, and he will definitely be able to subdue the monsters and return peace to the daughter country!"

I'll go! The king of the daughter country widened his eyes, listening to this, that monkey is not small? I don't know if Lin Tianding can live or not...

"The holy monk misunderstood, thinking that my daughter's country and the Wolong Dao people are close friends, how can you say that you can subdue me?"

Well, as soon as the king of the daughter country said this, Tang Seng knew that he had misunderstood, looking at this meaning, it seemed that it was wrong to help her subdue the demon!

"What do you mean by that?"

Subsequently, the king of the daughter country said how Lin Tian could help her country after she came, and Tang Seng wanted to cry without tears, Nima! After doing it for a long time, he was still a good demon! No! From another point of view, he could be called a bodhisattva!

"Wujing, hurry, stop your senior brother quickly!" Tang Seng hurriedly ordered, he felt that if Sun Wukong really succeeded, it would be a lot of fun, although Tang Seng didn't understand why this demon was so good, and the king of the daughter country would still be worried...

As for why Tang Seng didn't call Zhu Bajie to go, looking at the women around him with an obscene face, he knew that this product was unreliable...

Monk Sha also knew that he had misunderstood, put down the pastry in his hand, picked up the shovel, and left...

(Although in the original book, Monk Risa used a demon pestle, but here it is still the same as TV!)

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"Dead monkey! dare to deceive me that there is no one in the cave?" Lin Tian said loudly in order to meet the situation, and then said: "Little ones, then meet the enemy!"

Outside the cave, the little demons opened their formation, with a desperate posture, Lin Tian was kind to them, and they dared to work hard for Lin Tian! From this point of view, demons are sometimes much cuter than people.

Lin Tian looked up at Sun Wukong, who was squatting on a piece of bluestone in front of him, not as presumptuous and unruly as he imagined in front of the Nantian Gate, it was very ordinary, Lin Tian was slightly disappointed in his heart, it seems that the five hundred years under the Five Elements Mountain have indeed wiped out the original Wukong, at the moment, Lin Tian said loudly: "

You are the Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace?"

"Hey, hey... Since you know your grandfather, why don't you surrender quickly?" Although Sun Wukong was also curious about why his fiery eyes couldn't see through Lin Tian, and he was a little familiar, he couldn't remember where he had seen it, but he still turned on the mockery mode.

Lin Tian pursed his lips, this temperament is really like this! At that moment, as soon as Lin Tian stretched out his hand, the purple gold red gourd changed from small to large from Lin Tian's hand, Lin Tian held the gourd and shouted out the familiar slogan: "I call you, do you dare to agree?"

Sun Monkey was stunned for a moment, wiped his eyes, and made sure that he was not mistaken, Nima! This gourd again! Laojun, you cheated me! What is coming down again this time? Could it be the child born to Lao Jun? Nima! No wonder he can't see through it, his feelings are Lao Jun's illegitimate son! Sun Wukong knew the power of this gourd, so he didn't dare to respond, and after careful observation, he was even more desperate, Nima, what is that on this arm? Don't tell me it's a diamond bracelet!

(Okay, just changed the original plot, I just wrote it anyway!)

"I know you!" Sun Wukong suddenly said, because he felt that he had grasped the truth!

Lin Tian raised his eyebrows, "Do you know me?" Where did you know me? Could it be that he saw me when he was in the Heavenly Palace? No! At that time, the monkey had not yet ascended to the sky! By the way, he had stayed in Fangcun Mountain!

Lin Tian remembered, and immediately smiled, just about to say that he hadn't seen him for a long time, but the monkey suddenly said: "Doll, be careful I go to your father's place and let your father come down and beat your little ass!"

"......" Lin Tian's face flushed, he was sure of one thing now, this dead monkey would never recognize himself!

"Stinky monkey! I have to clean you up! Look at the move!" Lin Tian glared, and took out another treasure, like a mountain, with three big characters engraved on the ground, turning the sky upside down!

After that, Lin Tian threw the Flipping Seal, the Flipping Seal grew in the wind, and it became bigger and bigger, smashing it towards the monkey with the overwhelming force of the mountains and seas, to say that the monkey was at most a close combat, the distance was a little worse, and there was no magic weapon in his hand, only a weapon Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick, so Bao Tang Seng always suffered on the way, seeing Lin Tian's magic treasure, the monkey felt that he really didn't need to fight this with Lao Jun's son, who is Lao Jun? The first alchemist of the Three Realms, and also the master of refining, so the monkey thought that he would suffer, and he turned around and wanted to run, he himself felt how wise he was to learn a somersault cloud in the first place, if he couldn't beat me, he would run!

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