"It's haunted, and there are two hanging noodles that entangle the stainless steel chopsticks. ”

Also stainless steel chopsticks, stainless steel chopsticks have long hair?

"Where did you get the noodles, Brother Stonelegs, you just ate it. As he spoke, he fed two noodles to the stone leg mouth.

Let me give you a metaphor, this time I can't eat and walk around.

"I know it's your arm, don't make a fuss on purpose. ”

I can't say if I know, so how can I continue to play.

"Yes, you just take your two arms away, I want to turn into a statue of Venus. ”

"Do you have 72 changes, how did you change the robot?"

"How could I change, I just bought a large piece of fake skin. ”

"I almost made you corrupt. ”

"Love is strong acid. ”

"I have a girlfriend. ”

"The girlfriend on campus doesn't last long, haven't you heard of falling out of love after graduation?"

"But I'm different from others, I'm hard-hearted and don't change. ”

"No, iron heads are the most susceptible to decay, and stones are the most susceptible to relocation. ”

"I'm going to go to the morning exercise, I can't move the thunder"

"Then you don't have your money with you?"

"Okay, I'll take it. ”

"Then you can find it yourself, it's in this bed. There are two ways to do this. Do you choose to touch it, or lift the quilt to look at it?"

"Choose to see it. ”

Tian Tian removed the hanging noodles, and the stone legs got up to lift the quilt. ”

I regretted it when I opened it, so I put it back on.

"I don't want the money, goodbye. He dressed himself and looked like an SUV was about to drive out of the barren slopes.

"Why can't the sea keep the whales?" she asked, puzzled.

"Because I'm a dirt bike on land, not a whale. ”

He's gone, full of horsepower

Stone legs run to the city leisure square, the iron arm and the yola hammer have arrived, and there is still a wonderful way.

Today they competed upside down the steps. There are many steps in the square, and it depends on who goes up more, goes up high, and goes down steadily. Whoever wins the first place will be a senior brother for a few days.

Stoneleg still took first place. But I've never been so reluctant, it seems that love is really strong sour water. After practicing handstands, the three boys went to play with the horizontal bar, and Miaomiao looked at the mobile phone of the stone legs.

In his WeChat blacklist, it was found that Tian Tian was gone, and she fell inside.

It's really black, and others will be punished.

She rescued herself from the blacklist.

She knew it wasn't Stonelegs' doing. Because she understands that even for the most disgusted person, or the enemy of the ninth generation, Stone Leg never deletes WeChat friends or screen space.

She browsed the correspondence between Tian Tian and Shi Le, and used her WeChat account to add Tian Tian as a friend. She changed the name of the trumpet to Big Stone Legs.

Back to school. At noon, in the school cafeteria, the stone-legged iron arm Yola hammer and the Miaomiao red wolfberry were huddled together.

Miao Miao encouraged Shi Leg to eat more steamed buns, and she played with her and his two mobile phones.

Seeing that Tian Tian had been added to the trumpet, she told Tian Tian with the stone leg's WeChat: "That big stone leg is my trumpet, and secret matters are contacted with the trumpet." "After speaking, delete the speech record.

Tian Tian on the other end added the trumpet with confidence, and then used his mobile phone to be intimate.

After everyone was full, they returned to the dormitory, Miaomiao climbed into her upper bunk, and began to chat with Tian Tian with a trumpet.

"At 8 p.m. sharp, meet in the middle of the Heping Road Leisure Plaza. At that time, I will wear a panda mask for the safety of my relationship. Connector code: I have 4 fingers on my left hand and 3 fingers on my right hand. You extend 2 fingers with your right hand and 1 finger with your left hand. ”

Tian Tian sent a shy expression.

Parting is the catalyst of love, how long will it take to leave, it will deteriorate, eat noodles and eat gluttony?

During the afternoon extracurricular activities, Miaomiao found the iron arm and taught him face-to-face: "You are doing this and this, if you go to have a relationship with her, you must marry her into your family." ”

"My family is so poor, marrying someone else's big beauty, a big rich businessman?"

"Yes, those who work hard, it can be done. If you are always so dead-eyed, you will be beaten from childhood to old age, and you will not be able to find the gate of the Garden of Eden until you die. ”

Can't find it? I won't search the Internet? Oh, yes, there is no Internet

"And if I follow your plan, what is the success rate?"

"Absolutely, one hundred percent. ”

"What if I can't get the bride price when I get engaged?"

"She'll give it to you in advance. ”

"What if I can't afford to buy a house when I get married?"

"She'll give you several sets. ”

"What will happen if her parents look down on my parents in the future?"

"Then let's be humble and don't bother with them. You don't have to be so inferior, don't you look like a man with strong martial arts? You can't think about everything and design it well, then you won't have the chic energy to play on the spot. It is necessary to cultivate one's ability to act on the spot, and deal with real life like a move in a martial arts competition. ”

"But ......"

"Don't be, you're a boy, be careful I use women's self-defense techniques to educate you. ”

"Don't, don't. ”

Then, Miao Miao used her own trumpet to send a message to Tian Tian:

"After dinner, the joint should be on time, and the joint code should be remembered. Starting tonight, I'm going to teach you how to practice Tai Chi. Because I found that if there are places in your body where the meridians are blocked, if you don't get through them quickly, the first gray hair will grow after 1 month, the first age spot will grow after 10 months, and after 100 months, you will be hunched over, straight hooked eyes, and staggering. ”

Alas, how the first love letter I wrote was weird.

"It's too alarmist, isn't it? I wanted to sign up for a yoga class, but I couldn't find time. So can the effect of practicing Tai Chi catch up with yoga?"

"100 times more effective. ”

"Tai Chi is so powerful, then I'll practice with you!"

I'm more modest, and I'm happy to praise you now. I have practiced foreign dance and Chinese martial arts since I was a child, but later I got into the eyes of money and restrained my qi and blood. I still worship and yearn for Tai Chi very much, since it is needed for love, why not practice it, good and beautiful!

The night slowly opened, and Tie Arm and Tian Tian went to the code.

After the code was matched, Tian Tian threw herself into the arms of the iron arm, and then sharpened her face with his chest.

My little face, don't be afraid of pain, it will get brighter and brighter.

"I miss you, do you miss me?" she asked.

"Yes. He said in a voice mimicking Stonelegs.

Afraid of losing too many words, he only said one word and began to teach Tai Chi.

Wu-style Taijiquan 42 styles, the kind refined by Taiji King.

"The first step is imitation. ”

After he finished speaking, he began to practice slowly in front.

Behind him, she moved around by the light, imitating it.

Suddenly, she rushed forward, grabbed her iron arm, and said, "It's dark and sparse, you take off your mask, I'm not used to it." ”

He hurriedly covered it with his hand and said, "Don't do it, just now I saw Miaomiao passing, as if she was following me." If she hadn't found out, we would have been worse than the Cowherd and Weaver Girl. ”

She had no choice but to give up.

It turns out that we are thieves - no, at least we are love pirates.

Learn 3 movements first. After imitating for about 1 hour, she was able to make an independent comparison. Iron Arm stopped, turned around, and watched her geek.

"Loose and loose, Tai Chi Gong, Tai Chi headlines should be relaxed. ”

But she felt that she couldn't let it go anyway.

"I'm sweating. She said.

"Let's rest for a while. Iron Arm said.

She threw herself over and hugged him again.

"Loose. He commanded.

She hurriedly let go.

"It's not like that, it's about loosening. ”

And she hugged him again.

"Loose. ”

She let him go again.

"You can't let go, you can't hold it. ”

"Can't let go, can't hold it?"

She went through it over and over again.

She suddenly would.

Actually, it's not that she will. She would have had this instinct, but the instinct was put in the warehouse, pressed at the bottom, and couldn't be taken out.

She smiled with relief and began to get started, so quickly.

Seventeen and eighteen, plugging in the black and touching the blind. Now that the moon has risen, the vision is much brighter.

She saw someone not too far away, and she thought.

"Let's sit down. With that, she pulled her iron arm and sat down on the wooden bench.

The iron arm is so tired, and I feel much more tired than the long-distance running with a yola hammer in the past, and when I learned to practice the dragon flag that Bruce Lee is good at. Because, she snuggled too tightly.

When she was leaving, she wanted to kiss her. But looking at his mask, at the moon as the invigilator looked at her, she had to dismiss it.