Chapter 268: Miao Miao Kick
In the evening, Miaomiao wanted to accompany Stone Leg to study at night, so she sent Youla Hammer to do the task: "Brother Hammer, you go to the leisure square tonight to run 3 laps, and Stone Leg and I will occupy a self-study seat for you." ”
Yola Hammer replied, "No problem, one small task." ”
After Tian Tian and Tie Jian met, they began to teach the 7th to 12th Tai Chi poses.
Yola Hammer came over to run laps, ran for a while and shouted: "Yola Hammer is here, who is racing with me?"
After returning to self-study, Yula Hammerlight was stunned there.
"If you don't hurry up and review your homework, what kind of stupidity are you sending?"
"Miaomiao, why did I seem to see the Iron Arm just now?"
"Don't talk nonsense. He recently had a mission and went on a mission. ”
"But, I believe, I can recognize him as a bird, how could I be mistaken?"
"Even if it's him, he can't recognize him, he's doing a mission more important than going undercover!"
"Yes, that's right. ”
It is helpful to have the experience of pushing hands to learn 7 to 12 formulas well. Tian Tian's interest has increased unabated, and he has learned fast enough.
Then learn to push the hands in the four corners.
Experiencing the mystery of Tai Chi, Tian Tian was very grateful, and when he sat down to rest, he was close to him, and his small face was squeezed into his big face, as if he wanted to breathe out with his nostrils.
Then let him put his fingers on the acupuncture points.
There was an acupuncture point that he refused to identify, saying, "I don't know where this acupuncture point is, Miaomiao didn't teach me at that time, let me study by myself." I insisted that she teach me, and she kicked me hard. ”
"You mean that's where she kicked?"
"Hmm. ”
"Aren't you the president of the school's martial arts association, why do you still let Miaomiao teach you?"
"I'm not going to ......"
Iron Arm wanted to say that I am not the president, but Brother Stoneleg is, but when he said it, he almost showed his mouth, so he hurriedly changed his words and said: "Aren't I good at sanding hands, they are in awe of me." ”
"What do you mean?"
"It's an iron sand palm. ”
"My mother, you're so scary. Well, are you going to live in my store tonight? My store has been haunted recently, and they all say that gods and ghosts are afraid of wicked people, and you need to be deterred. ”
"But I am gentle and kind, and I am not evil at all, but bricks and stones are afraid of me. ”
"In my shop, there is a lot of bricks and stones, and there is a sound of kicking and banging. ”
"It's not a, it's just talking. ”
Iron Arm went back to study at night.
After more than 1 hour, Tian Tian whispered to the Miaomiao WeChat account.
"I have lice on that acupuncture point. ”
"Which acupuncture point?"
"That's the wonderful kick. Where's its exact location?"
"That's only if you learn it online, and all the acupuncture points that involve forbidden words, those wonderful kicks, are self-taught. ”
"Can the two of us be in a relationship?"
"I'm still in school. ”
"Then will you marry me after graduation?"
"Yes, but I have the conditions. ”
"Your threshold is quite high, isn't it?"
"Every family has a threshold. ”
"Then tell me about it. ”
"I'm just asking: First of all, you practice Tai Chi to or near an intermediate level. ”
"Can I do it?"
"With your understanding, it's still relatively easy. ”
"And next?"
"The second thing is, you have to teach your robots Tai Chi. ”
"I can't practice, I tried it just now, and they will only fight back and slap people in the face when they encounter a kiss. ”
"Aren't they highly intelligent?"
"Not high. ”
"Then you go to the manufacturer and ask them to recall and improve their intelligence. In the future, there will be no non-agency sales of Taijiquan. ”
"Isn't it very good that they are like this now, customers are full of customers every day, and they make a lot of money, and we will have money to spend in the future. ”
"But you can't get rich and harm society. ”
"Why is it harming society?"
"What is the crime of letting the boys who are so powerful and majestic indulge in the ugly and stinky false love that can be set up at will, consume their will, consume their energy, and disappear their health?"
"So serious?"
"If they all know tai chi and love to promote tai chi, it will be of great benefit to the healthy development of society. ”
"Then I must ask the manufacturer. ”
"Okay. The inventory robot you have in your store now, we can help you transform it. The top students of the Soft Innovation Center of the Faculty of Informatics of our school can work together with the school martial arts association to develop some software for internships. When the time comes, I'll give you a USB flash drive, and you can install software for them one by one. ”
"Well, you can come and dress them up then. You're going to come here in person. ”
"Okay. ”
"Hmm. ”
"Then you sleep, see you tomorrow. ”
"I'll see you tomorrow, how will I spend tonight?"
"Sure enough, you're sick with Miss Bourgeois. ”
"Am I hopeless?"
"Of course not. ”
"Then how can you save it?"
"Use Tai Chi culture to revolutionize your life and that of your bourgeois robots. ”
"Tai Chi culture is so useful, isn't it?"
Or go back to your hometown and help the farmers grow the land. ”
"yes, I see. Okay, see you tomorrow. ”
"See you tomorrow. ”