Chapter 350: I Believe You Can Blow Cows to Death by Bragging!
Chapter 350: I Believe You Can Blow Cows to Death by Bragging!
Lying on the soft couch inlaid with gold and jade, he was just about to fall asleep, when he suddenly felt his right eyelid beat violently twice, and suddenly opened his eyes, wondering in his heart, who was calculating him?
After thinking about it, Brahma didn't think of offending anyone, he is such a good person, no one should calculate him, he must be too tired today, he should have a good rest.
Jumped off the couch and rushed into the bath to take a bath.
Five minutes later, Brahma lay on the bed, tossing and turning and unable to sleep, his heart was inexplicably hot, and his head began to wonder, why can't he sleep?
The image of Shen Shiya and Xia Xiwen wearing sexy underwear keeps switching in Brahma's mind!
In the end, Brahma sat up with a flutter, lit a cigarette, took a few deep breaths, swallowed the clouds and exhaled the fog, rolled his eyes, tore open the cigarette case, poured out all the cigarettes, reached out and took one and put it aside, and said, "Shen Shiya!"
took another one, put it aside, and said, "Xia Xiwen!"
"Shen Shiya!"
"Xia Xiwen!"
“……”
Finally, looking at the remaining cigarette, Brahma muttered, "Xia Xiwen!"
"The baby may be too tired tonight and went to bed early!" Xia Xiwen's soft voice came from the door of the bedroom.
"Oh buy pimples!"
Brahma looked at Xia Xiwen in a white bathrobe and gasped, this is too accurate!
Xia Xiwen's face was shy, her cheeks were crimson, her delicate jade hands flashed with a crystal luster under the light, the moment he closed the door, the light was turned off, the bedroom was dark, the ambiguous temperature soared suddenly, and only the sound of her heart beating violently reminded her that she was going to do a very embarrassing thing tonight.
If it weren't for Shen Shiya and Shen Fei going home tonight, she really wouldn't have the courage to come to Brahma.
Brahma touched the black and stroked the cigarettes on the bed to the ground, it has lost its usefulness, don't get in the way on the bed, and then a fragrant wind blows, Brahma takes a deep breath, opens his arms, hugs his soft body tightly, and then rolls onto the bed......
"It's my first time, you have to be gentle!" Xia Xiwen made a delicate voice.
"It's my first time, too!"
Xia Xiwen produced a little king, and Brahma immediately produced a big king.
"Really?"
"24k thousand pure gold!"
"I don't believe it!"
"Really!"
"How true is it?"
"24k thousand pure gold!" Brahma said solemnly.
"I don't believe it!"
"Really!"
……
Inside the rockery cave, Zapol sighed: "My lord is so happy!"
She Meiniang glanced at Zapol with disgust, and said, "Dead ghost, you can be happy tonight." ”
"No," Zapol blinked, and sighed, "Stay in our cave room and spend the candles!
"Dead ghost, you're pretty romantic. She Meiniangjiao gasped, turned over and pushed Zapol down on the bed, and panted: "No need, I have made an appointment for your romance in advance." ”
"Don't...... I'm not mentally prepared yet!" Zapol was sweating profusely, and if he wanted She Meiniang to know that his baby was gone, he would have to kick him and shouted urgently.
"You've lived for thousands of years, is it interesting for you to fake coo?" She Meiniang pushed Zapol away and said sharply: "Say, are you someone outside?"
"I only love you, the sea is dry and the stone is rotten and will never change my heart, this will be as solid as a rock!" Zapol swore an oath, secretly relieved in his heart.
"Since you love me, show some sincerity, don't pretend to be a calf with me, be numb, I'll see how much you love me!" She Meiniang saw Zapol in a cold sweat, her eyes rolled, and she immediately looked at him in surprise, and said urgently: "You won't be an incompetent, right?"
"You stinky old girl, what are you talking nonsense all day long? How can you say that your master is not good? Spread it, is there no shame in losing it?" Zapol sat up and whispered, "Your master is strong enough to knock down a cow, do you believe it?"
"I don't believe it! I believe that you can blow the cow to death if you brag!" She Meiniang said seriously.
"Okay, then I want you to see how good I am today, you wait for me in bed, I'll take a shower. When Zapol finished speaking, he got out of bed.
"Don't talk to me, you've been soaking in water all day long, what kind of bath are you taking?" She Meiniang said angrily as she reached out and grabbed Zapol's collar.
"I'm going to buy ten boxes of fuse! You wait for me for a while, and I'll be back right away." Zapol snapped.
"I'm ready for you!" She Meiniang pointed to a cardboard box on the bedside table and said, "One box, is it enough for you?"
"This ......"
Zapol is really speechless, this is too fierce, it seems that it is a little difficult to get out tonight, if you don't want to show the stuffing, it will be ruined.
"Don't do this, ** a moment is worth ten thousand dollars!" She Meiniang pushed Zapol down again.
"Hey, don't worry, you said that the adults will finish their work in a while, will they want to eat, should we prepare some food for the adults first?" Zapol was in a hurry and moved Brahma out.
"If you want to eat fish, you don't have to stew yourself! Don't talk to me, if you don't obey me tonight, you will roll the calf for me in the future and break up completely!"
Zapol chuckled in his heart, it was over, he finally showed his stuffing, and sighed secretly, he would have thought that sooner or later there would be such a day, but his heart was relaxed, he was not as nervous as before, he was going to come sooner or later, how could this kind of thing be hidden!
Zapol saw that She Meiniang was still groping back and forth, and said, "Didn't you find it?"
"Where are you hiding?" She Meiniang asked with a frown, she also understood in her heart, but she couldn't accept it for a while, hoping that Zapol was joking with her.
Zapol pushed away She Meiniang and said, "I'm dedicated to adults!"
"Adults like this?" said She Meiniang with an incredulous expression.
"Tiger lady, don't talk nonsense, you are looking for death!" Zapol hurriedly covered She Meiniang's mouth and said, "I'll tell you, don't be surprised." ”
She Meiniang nodded vigorously, and Zapol let out a long sigh: "The child has no mother, it's a long story, I think I'm handsome and mighty, in the mouth of the carp, in charge of hundreds of miles of waters......"
"Don't talk about it, say something dry!" She Meiniang said urgently: "I don't want to know how awesome you were in the past, I just want to know why you didn't have that thing?"
Zapol felt that there was no need to hide it, and recounted in detail how he met Brahma at the mouth of the carp and how he waved his hand from the palace, without hiding it at all.
After She Meiniang listened, she kicked Zapol to Chuang, and said angrily: "Did I say? You have been talking sharply, and Li Lianying's voice is the same tone, I have long suspected you, I asked why you talk like a eunuch, and you still fooled me and said that during the voice change period, you really played with me as a three-year-old child!"
She Meiniang jumped from the bed to the ground and said, "I'll go find an adult and see if I can let you grow it!"
Seeing She Meiniang committing a tiger, Zapol was so frightened that she hugged her, at this time to find Brahma, wouldn't it be a mouse licking the cat b and dying!
Zapol still didn't hug him, She Meiniang pushed him away, and the figure flashed and disappeared, frightening him to shrink his eggs...... Forgotten, no!