Chapter 867: Feelings of Death, Friendship of Bickering
There was so much movement, but in this way everything was calm.
This style has to be amazing.
Liu Fei couldn't help but think of what the little doll said.
He has no intention of harming anyone, he just wants to live well according to his own ideas, and one more day is a day.
It can be seen from the fact that he returned all the livestock, pets, etc., without injuring or eating a single one, that he did not lie, did not boast, and did indeed do so.
A lot of the so-called "good guys" can't do that.
Liu Fei suddenly felt that it was really not good to question him too much......
Aunt Lan smiled meaningfully: "From this point of view, he is indeed a very interesting existence. It's just that he is secretive about everything about himself, and we still have to find a way to understand him, after all, his strength is there. ”
Aunt Lan was right.
Not to mention whether he is good or bad, his strength against the sky is enough to make people jealous.
To know him is not to get rid of him, but to make them feel at ease in their own hearts.
……
Since she would not leave until tomorrow, Aunt Lan offered to see how he cultivated the orchids.
Liu Fei did not refuse, and directly took her to the orchid greenhouse to demonstrate.
In the evening, he personally cooked a table of food for her.
Aunt Lan tasted each dish one by one, and said with a smile: "Brother Liu, it is said that if you tie a woman's stomach, you will tie a woman's heart, no wonder there are so many beautiful women around you, I understand it completely now." ”
Liu Fei coughed lightly and said with a smile: "Can't you stop your mouth with so much food?"
After saying that, he took out the good wine he treasured at home and poured her a glass.
Aunt Lan took a sip and squinted her eyes to taste: "It's not bad." ”
"Then drink more. ”
"You're trying to get me drunk? How do I feel you're having any bad intentions?"
“……”
Seeing Liu Yulian, Li Yunrou, and Yu Tingcheng looking at him in unison, Liu Fei smiled a little embarrassedly: "That's right, I do have an attempt." You are so handsome, all the unmarried women in our village have taken a fancy to you, please let me help you matchmaker. But if you don't cooperate, I can only get you drunk, and then try to cook raw rice. ”
Liu Yulian immediately said: "Who is cooking rice with whom? Isn't it the two of you?
"Ahem, ahem...... cough cough cough ......"
Hearing this, Aunt Lan covered her mouth and coughed violently.
Liu Fei pointed at Liu Yulian and said, "Don't be so dirty, can't you?" She's a distinguished guest, don't you scare her away?"
The corners of Liu Yulian's mouth were curled and said: "He didn't say anything, what are you excited about?" And he is obviously a person who can both hold and put down, and he will definitely not care about this. Do you think I'm right?"
Aunt Lan saw Liu Yulian looking at her, and smiled: "It's just a joke, I understand." Do you eat like that? It's really fun. ”
Li Yunrou said: "If it weren't for Jinxuan going to the capital to hold a concert, I'm afraid it would be even more lively here." We're all noisy and noisy people, and I hope you don't see it. ”
Aunt Lan said, "How come? I also like to be lively." Or...... Sisters, let's have a drink together?"
"Hahaha......"
Hearing her call them sister, Liu Fei really couldn't hold back, and looked up to the sky and laughed.
He called her aunt, but she called them sister, this relationship ......
Do you dare to mess around again?
And Aunt Lan, this is obviously a bit excessive!
How can you be like the dragon soul and that little doll, pretending to be tender in frenzy?
It's like we're old monsters.
Liu Yulian looked at Liu Fei with some wonder and said, "What are you laughing at? He is a standard little fresh meat, and he must be younger than us, is there a problem with calling our sister?"
Yu Qingcheng echoed: "Yes, I am the youngest in our family, and I didn't say anything. Brother, you're laughing a little inexplicably, are you secretly funny?"
Be all abroad?
Secretly funny?
Liu Fei put his hand on his forehead, looked at Aunt Lan, whose face was red, and said, "No, no, I just want to laugh." He's only eighteen this year, and he's just coming of age, so there's really nothing wrong with calling your sister......! Don't worry, as long as you respect, we will cover you together in the future, and we will never let those nymphomaniac women 'bully' you, what do you think?"
"You!"
Aunt Lan saw Liu Fei smiling cheaply, glared at him, and really stood up and saluted one by one.
When she was respecting Liu Fei, she gritted her teeth and said with a smile on her face: "Brother, you are so good to me, I am really flattered, it is really a blessing for my life to know you......"
Hearing her gush endlessly, Liu Yulian trembled and said, "You guys...... Isn't it okay for you to fall in love and kill each other in front of a few of our women? These fleshy confessions, why don't you wait until you talk about them in private?"
Liu Fei coughed lightly, put his arm around Aunt Lan's shoulders and said, "Well, say it privately! However, in order to show the extraordinary friendship between the two of us, you must only toast me for one cup, right? At least three cups of toasting!"
Aunt Lan said very happily: "Three cups is three cups!"
After saying that, she really toasted three glasses.
Seeing that her face was still not red and her heart was not beating, Liu Fei said: "Yo, the amount of wine is very good." ”
Aunt Lan said: "I don't dare to say how good it is, but there is absolutely no problem with getting drunk on you." ”
"Hehe......"
Liu Fei smiled contemptuously and continued to drink with her.
After Liu Yulian, Li Yunrou and Yu Chengcheng were full of food and drink, they saw that the two of them were still energetic and drank very highly, so they let them wash and rest one after another.
Liu Fei was already a little drunk at this time, he hugged Aunt Lan's fragrant shoulder and whispered: "Actually, I can do a thousand cups without getting drunk, but it's rare to have such a happy drink with you, so it's better not to cheat." ”
Aunt Lan said coldly: "Why are you talking so high-sounding? Just say that you are afraid of being beaten, isn't it okay?"
"Hahaha......"
Liu Fei pointed at her, touched the wine glass with her again, and drank it all.
Aunt Lan also involuntarily hugged his back, leaned against him and said, "I can't remember the last time I drank so happily. Drinking at your place is really atmospheric. ”
Liu Fei said: "Brother, this is not in line with that sentence, it doesn't matter what kind of wine you drink, what matters is who you drink with!"
"Sample, whose brother are you calling?"
Aunt Lan suddenly cast a cold arrow and twisted Liu Fei's lumbar muscles hard, Liu Fei screamed in pain, twisted her with her backhand and said, "Brother, you shouted, what's wrong with me calling your brother?"
"I ......"
Aunt Lan was stunned, without saying a word, she picked up a bottle of wine and poured it into him, Liu Fei didn't hide, she raised her head and drank it in a big gulp.
Halfway through the drink, he snatched the wine bottle and hooked his fingers, but saw that all the wine in the bottle came out, forming a stream of water hanging above Aunt Lan.
Aunt Lan tilted her head and drank happily.
The two drank like this until midnight, supported each other, staggered to Liu Fei's bedroom, and then leaned back, all lying on the bed.
Early the next morning, Liu Fei hadn't even gotten up yet, when he smelled a burst of soul-hooking body fragrance.
"It smells so good!"
He muttered dimly, a loud scream suddenly sounded, he quickly opened his eyes, and then he was lying on Aunt Lan's body, hooking her willow waist with his right hand, holding her head with his left hand, holding one of her legs between his legs, and his cheek was directly on her chest......
This contact, I'm afraid, can no longer be described as intimate.
This posture can't be described by being unbearable to look at directly.
Feeling her fast-beating chest, and looking at her big round eyes again, Liu Fei coughed dryly, secretly thinking that this was over.
How did you drink and drink and drink to bed?
Although she is dressed as a man now, no one can deny that he took advantage of her, and with her character, she will definitely kill him again......
He was still thinking about how to deal with it, Aunt Lan had already taken action, she suddenly turned over, sat directly on Liu Fei's lower abdomen, one hand pressed on Liu Fei's chest like a thousand-pound stone, and the other hand kept hitting his cheek.
Liu Fei said while blocking with both hands: "That...... Aunt Lan, listen to my explanation, we both drank too much last night. I don't know how it came to be, I definitely didn't mean to take advantage of you......"
Aunt Lan didn't pay attention to him at all, just kept straining her face and kept hitting him, and after beating for a while, Liu Fei felt that the arms he used to block were not his own.
And at this time, Liu Yulian suddenly pushed the door in, she exclaimed, covered her eyes with her hands and said, "This, this, this...... Why are you two waking up early in the morning?"
Obviously, she's going to joke again.
If it weren't for the fact that she and Liu Fei had already had a love of fish and water, seeing such a picture, I'm afraid she wouldn't have the heart to make fun at all.
Liu Fei and Aunt Lan glanced at each other, and said almost in unison: "Sparring!"
Liu Yulian removed her hands and snorted coldly: "How do I feel that you are fighting after the raw rice is cooked and cooked, and you regret it, and you are fighting?" Do you want me to administer justice to the two of you, which of you is the ......?"
"Stop!"
Liu Fei really couldn't listen to it anymore, so he took the opportunity to put Aunt Lan aside, and quickly got out of bed and said, "Don't fight, don't fight, if you continue to fight, I guess I won't be able to talk about my daughter-in-law." ”
Aunt Lan grabbed the sheets and looked at him with a resentful expression, wanting to say something, but in the end she didn't say anything.
After breakfast, Liu Fei sent Aunt Lan to the orchid greenhouse with some trepidation, and said concisely: "Take care!"
Aunt Lan looked at him expressionlessly and said, "That's all?"
Liu Fei coughed dryly and said, "Otherwise, I am responsible for you?"
"Huh?!"
"Look, you won't take it. ”
Aunt Lan shook her head and said, "Liu Fei, you are really getting cheaper and cheaper now! I don't care if you mean it or not, last night's matter is not over, I will write down this account for you." ”
Liu Fei wanted to cry and said without tears: "I'm really wronged." You see the face is not yours, the airport is also in front of you, and you wear several pairs of pants if you don't do it, I ...... What am I taking advantage of?"
Aunt Lan pinched her powder fist and said, "Liu Fei, do you want to die like this? Don't think that you can buy me with a meal of wine." ”
Liu Fei immediately said: "Wrong! Brother, we have a friendship of wearing a pair of pants and sleeping in a bed, are you really willing to kill me?"
"Liu Fei!"
Aunt Lan was completely irritable, but thinking that when she was in the Huoyan Sect, she did take off a pair of pants for him to wear, and a layer of blush still appeared on her face involuntarily.
Hesitating, she suddenly pushed Liu Fei with a palm, and Liu Fei didn't hide, but carried it hard.
She pointed at him and said, "You...... You are hopeless. I warn you one last time, don't die in front of me again, or you will die. ”
Liu Fei said disapprerovingly: "If I hadn't died so infinitely in front of you, I'm afraid I would have died a long time ago!"
Aunt Lan frowned and said, "What is the reason?"
Liu Fei said: "If you don't die infinitely, how can you consolidate the friendship that the two of us have formed in this way? How can you save me from danger three times and twice?"
“……”
Aunt Lan shook her head very depressedly, completely speechless.
Indeed, if it weren't for her connivance, this kid would have died eight hundred times......
Could this be suffering from the "watching Liu Fei 'die' syndrome"?
It's a disease! It needs to be cured......
This stirred heart must also be put away as soon as possible, otherwise something will happen sooner or later......