Originally, he was not allowed to have any contact with the outside world during the quarantine period, but thanks to Professor Li, outsiders also sent textbooks, after all, the high school entrance examination is about to be.

As soon as he was about to start studying, Cheng Haoxuan found that a little nurse came over looking at Cheng Haoxuan outside the door, and Cheng Haoxuan looked confused.

The little nurse said: "It's okay, you learn from you, I was sent to guard you, after all, there was an escape." ”

Cheng Haoxuan smiled helplessly when he heard this: "Your family is very worried when you come here, right?"

"Yes, they are all against it, but this is my profession and my job, so aren't you worried?"

Cheng Haoxuan replied with a smile: "What is there to worry about, don't say that the person is just suspicious." ”

"You're so funny. ”

"Hehe, there are a lot of people who say this about me, you might as well say that I have a big heart, it's not interesting for you to sit here all the time, why don't I tell you a joke." ”

"You can tell jokes? Okay, you can tell it. ”

The little rabbit said, "I was raised by a rabbit girl!"

The little pig said, "I was raised by a pig girl!"

The chick said, "I was raised by a chicken girl!"

The puppy said, "You talk, I'll go first!"

The cat said to me, "I'm your grandmother's cat, so good!"

The dog said to me, "I'm your grandma's dog, and that's good!"

The fish said to me, "I'm your grandmother's fish, and it sounds good!"

The bear said, "You talk, I'll go first!"

The Drifter said, "People call me Ronin, and that's good!"

The samurai said, "People call me samurai, and it's nice to hear it!"

The master said, "People call me a master, and it sounds good!"

The swordsman said, "You talk, I'll go first!"

Little Rabbit said, "My mother calls me Little Bunny, it's good!"

Piggy said, "My mother calls me Piggy, and it sounds good!"

The puppy said, "My mom calls me a puppy, and it's nice too!"

The chick said, "You talk, I'll go first!"

Today I went out with my friends on the road and saw an old man who brought a lot of things, and I was kind enough to help, I originally wanted to say: Grandpa, give me something, I will help you carry it, but I was excited for a while and said: "Old thing, grandpa will help you carry it!"

Once on a date with my girlfriend, suddenly my girlfriend gently rubbed my part with her hand and said, "Why is that bulging in that place?"

I didn't react for a moment, she randomly touched the same part of herself with her other hand and said, "Why wouldn't I?"

I replied unhurriedly, "That thing is only for men." ”

My girlfriend asked curiously, "What's that?"

I'll say two words calmly.

"Adam's apple. ”

......

Just chatted with the little nurse outside the door through the door, first told a few clean little jokes to attract her interest, and then suddenly threw out a meat joke, the first few also teased the little nurse to turn back and forth, and the little nurse was flushed and scolded the street outside the door.

At this time, it was already very late, and the family called again, after all, this was the first time that Cheng Haoxuan was not living at home.

After answering several phone calls, the girls were finally ushered in, Zheng Qiyue chatted with Cheng Haoxuan on the phone about what happened at school.

Cheng Haoxuan suddenly thought of a bad taste and told a simple little girl like Zheng Qiyue about a meat meeting......

Finally, on the seventh day, Cheng Haoxuan acted.

One night I said to my girlfriend, "Every time I lie in your arms and listen to your heartbeat, I feel crisp and pleasant." ”

She pushed me away and said, "Hehe, you want to say that I'm a glass heart again?"

I hurriedly explained: "You misunderstood, I didn't mean that. ”

She said slowly, "Then what do you mean?"

Me: "Because you have a flat chest, you can hear better." ”

......

After Cheng Haoxuan finished speaking, there was silence on the other end of the phone, and Zheng Qiyue did not laugh or scold.

Cheng Haoxuan regretted it, and hurriedly explained and apologized and admitted his mistake.

Finally Zheng Qiyue spoke, she whispered and stammered, "Actually...... I'm not a small ......."

......

Those suspected of being infected with the virus will be quarantined for 14 days, and on the seventh day, the little nurse brought good news to Cheng Haoxuan with laughter, and the suspected case who escaped has been confirmed not to be infected with the virus.

first told Gu Qian the good news, and Gu Qian was very happy to hear it, but the process still has to go, and she must stay for fourteen days.

In the next seven days, the little nurses visited each other, sometimes coming to Cheng Haoxuan here to knock melon seeds and listen to jokes.

Someone came in with playing cards and pulled Cheng Haoxuan to play cards together, although the stakes were very small, but in the end, there were still several little nurses who owed Cheng Haoxuan hundreds.

Gradually, Cheng Haoxuan liked this kind of life a little, but it was impossible to stay here for the rest of his life, and Cheng Haoxuan fell asleep after talking to Gu Qian.

Now that the two have reconciled after this incident, and the relationship is closer than before, Cheng Haoxuan smiled and slept soundly.

On the fourteenth day, Cheng Haoxuan took Gu Qian's hand and walked out of the gate of the city hospital, and Yaoyao said goodbye to the little nurses behind him.

Cheng Haoxuan's eyes rolled and he became a little funny, and shouted at the little nurses: "Beauties, don't forget the money you owe me, but there is interest." ”

When the little nurses heard this, they rushed back, and Cheng Haoxuan pulled Gu Qian away with a smile.

When he got home, Cheng's father and mother pulled Gu Qian into the house and left Cheng Haoxuan out of the door, and Cheng Haoxuan twitched the corners of his mouth and walked in after him.

As soon as he arrived at the house, he smelled the aroma of the food, and Cheng Haoxuan wondered, it turned out that Uncle Gu and Aunt Gu had heard about it and came back from other places.

Cheng Haoxuan hurriedly greeted: "Uncle Gu, I haven't seen you for a long time, how many days will you stay at home this time?"

"Haha, Xiaocheng, it's been a long time, and I've grown a lot stronger, I heard about your deeds in school, you did a good job, Xiaoqian, I'm relieved. ”

Cheng Haoxuan responded with a smile when he heard this: "Uncle Gu, don't worry, I won't be hurt in Xiaoqian, if you want to hurt Xiaoqian, you have to step on my body." ”

Uncle Gu put his hand on Cheng Haoxuan's shoulder and said, "You kid, just because of this mouth, Uncle Gu loved you very much when you were a child, Uncle Gu didn't mistake you, let's talk slowly." ”

Cheng Haoxuan and Gu Qian came back safely, and everyone was very happy in both families, Uncle Gu and Cheng's father were drunk at the dinner table, but Uncle Gu was away all the year round, and the amount of alcohol was very high, and Cheng's father was defeated after a while.

Uncle Gu pulled Cheng Haoxuan to drink, and Aunt Gu on the side immediately reprimanded Uncle Gu, Cheng Haoxuan hurriedly dissuaded: "Aunt Gu, Uncle Gu can drink if you want, I will drink with Uncle Gu, I am so happy today, and alcohol kills viruses, it is better to drink more at this time." ”

Aunt Gu had no choice but to give up when she heard this, and she didn't dissuade her, after all, what Cheng Haoxuan said was very reasonable, who let alcohol kill the virus......

(Haha, I'm at home now, so I told my mother, my mother didn't object, and now I'll take a sip of my father's wine bottle after eating.) ）