Chapter Ninety-Nine
"Open your mouth wider. ”
"Woo~, the eldest brother will tear it up when he opens his mouth again, woo~"
"Waste, the mouth can't be opened. How to eat Bafang in the future. ”
Xiao Chen muttered, carefully counting the remaining teeth in the fat guy's mouth, and there were seventeen more.
Xiao Chen rolled his eyes, rammed his fist on the fat guy's eye socket and said angrily: "Dead fat man, fooling Lao Tzu? A person has thirty-two teeth, and you add up to only twenty-eight, even the emperor dares to deceive, I think you think it's boring to live, right?" ”
"Woo~" The fat guy sobbed in a low voice, but he still had to live, and crying couldn't solve things.
The fat guy lay on the ground and looked for it again, and the people around him couldn't bear to see the miserable appearance of the fat guy, no one dared to provoke Xiao Chen, who was like a big devil, but it was still okay to help find teeth.
"Big brother, these are my teeth. A yellow-haired boy clutched his teeth.
"Ah!!" Xiao Chen opened his mouth and motioned for Huang Mao to follow.
"What?" The yellow-haired boy was probably frightened and didn't understand what Xiao Chen meant.
"Are you in good health, haven't you ever gone to the doctor?" Xiao Chen punched the yellow-haired boy.
Huang Mao is also hard, and he didn't cry and opened his mouth widely.
"Thirty-two, it's pretty good, honest people, you can go. Xiao Chen nodded with satisfaction.
At this time, Xiao Chen frowned, raised his fist and waved it in the air, and when he spread out his palm, there were a few more paper cranes in his palm.
"Bang Bang Bang ......"
A few little girls around saw this scene like magic, and they applauded.
Xiao Chen's already long eyebrows and clear eyes are very attractive, and he has good standing and fighting ability, one person can fight several, although there is something wrong with beating women, but those little girls are the age of rebellious and hero-worshipping heroes, where do they care so much, and when they see Xiao Chen, they feel handsome and mighty.
"Thank you, thank you. Xiao Chen hugged his fists at the little girls, looking shameless.
Xiao Chen pinched the paper cranes in his hand a few times, and then these paper cranes flew towards the little girls as if they had come to life.
"Wow, it's amazing, is it magic?" Xiao Chen's action caused the little girls to scream again.
Xu Jianjun, who was in the off-road vehicle not far away, saw this scene, and a mouthful of old blood sprayed on the steering wheel.
"Xiaobai, is there still a communication paper crane? Xu Jianjun asked weakly.
Bai Zhi also looked like she was about to cry and said: "This rune paper is left by the ancestor master, there are not a few sheets, you should be a cabbage!"
Xu Jianjun pulled the car door and said to Bai Zhi: "You stay here, I'll go inside and inform them." ”
……
Seeing that the next few other people had all gathered their teeth, Xiao Chen also said what he said and let them leave.
But I was bitter for the fat man on the ground, crying and looking for it, but I just couldn't find it.
At this time, an old man who seemed to be returning home after a square dance came out and said to Xiao Chen: "Young man, I am a dentist, and it is true that you said that adults have thirty-two teeth, but not all of them will have wisdom teeth, and it is not strange that some people only have twenty-eight." ”
The old man probably saw that the fat guy was too pitiful, so he mustered up the courage to come out and speak up.
Xiao Chen took out his mobile phone and said while opening Baidu: "Old man, don't lie to me if I don't read much." ”
"Hmph, can I still be wrong as a dentist for decades?" was questioned professional, and the old man snorted coldly unconvinced.
"Oh, hey. Looking at the results of Baidu's search, Xiao Chen laughed a few times and said to the fat guy: "Okay, okay, don't look for it, even if you don't have wisdom teeth." ”
When the fat guy heard Xiao Chen's words, he suddenly howled and cried, as if he had been greatly wronged.
Xiao Chen's face sank and said, "Fatty, if you cry again, I'll let you get together thirty-two teeth." ”
The fat guy covered his mouth and instantly quieted down.
Xiao Chen changed his foot and stepped on Liu Min's face, and Liu Min, who had just woken up, was fainted by Xiao Chen's foot again.
Xiao Chen looked at the fat guy with interest and said: "By the way, what did you say just now, the little prince of the Demon Capital Python Dance, it's very interesting, why don't you come to a paragraph and let Bendi open his eyes." ”
The fat guy trembled and said, "Big brother, I was wrong, you let me go, there is no python dance, it was all made up by me." ”
Xiao Chen's face sank and said: "Why, what Bendi said works, right, even if you make it up on the spot, you have to make up a python dance for me, and give you a minute, otherwise I will let you get together thirty-two teeth." ”
The fat guy grinned and started crying again.
Xiao Chen's eyes widened: "Crying, the road is also time!"
The fat guy immediately covered his mouth and shook his body tremblingly.
"Little brother, this is for you. A girl ran over, put something in Xiao Chen's hand, and then ran away with a blushing face.
Xiao Chen looked at the things in his hand, and almost didn't laugh out loud, it was actually a mini Bluetooth speaker, which was probably bought by this girl when she was shopping.
"Sure enough, it's not a big deal to watch the excitement, haha! But I like it. Xiao Chen shook his head and turned on the Bluetooth of his mobile phone.
A burst of loud music came from the stereo.
At this time, Xiao Chen's eyebrows raised, his right hand grabbed in the void, and a middle-aged man wearing a black windbreaker and sunglasses was sucked backwards.
This scene caused another round of applause around him, and this time the applause was much more.
"Where don't we meet in life, it's wonderful!" Xiao Chen looked at Xu Jianjun and smiled.
Xu Jianjun really wanted to crash to death on the railing, but he was already very careful, but he was still discovered by this goods.
"Master, master, can you let me in, I have an emergency, and my life is at stake. Xu Jianjun looked at the door of the bar with some anxiety.
Xiao Chen threw Xu Jianjun to the fat guy and said with a smile: "You also danced a dance, so that the emperor is satisfied, and today's matter in the Mo family will not be investigated." ”
Xu Jianjun resisted the urge to vomit blood, he couldn't beat it, the monster that could press the ancestor of the Mo family to the ground and rub it, Xu Jianjun didn't even have the idea of resisting, let alone running, just now he used the method of concealment to sneak into the bar, wasn't he still discovered.
Xu Jianjun gritted his teeth and said, "Okay." ”
Accompanied by the music, Xu Jianjun and the fat guy squirmed shyly.
Xiao Chen stood up from the railing, raised his hand and clapped his slap and shouted, "Ladies and gentlemen, give them a little encouragement." ”
The people around also watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal, and they really applauded, and there were even good deeds who threw a few dollars into the center of the field.
"Thank you for the tip. Xiao Chen was like a psychopath, and he actually got high, poor Xu Jianjun and the fat boy were like two zoo monkeys.