Chapter Ninety-Six: Loose Away

Just because of the stitch removal, Hong Yanwu hated Hu Erkui so much that he gritted his teeth. After working for a few days, he said that sooner or later, he would not only break the back window glass of the Hu family, but also leave no one in front of it, so that the old boy's family could enjoy the style of wearing the hall.www.biquge.info

But after Chen Deyuan heard about it, he said that with this idea, it would not be too much to let him open a few more sacks. So that night, Hong Yanwu's task added an extra sack of thread.

Hong Yanwu was very depressed about this, and even fled home to complain to his mother. But who knew that this time, at his father's insistence, his mother couldn't help him, and in desperation, he had to go back to Chen's house, continue to be with Chen Liquan, and start a "child labor" with a hard life.

Actually, let alone unwrapping a few sacks. Even for Chen Deyuan to press Hong Yanwu on the bench and pick up the belt according to his buttocks. For Hong Lucheng and Hong Yanzheng, that is also very pleasing to see.

Especially Hong Lucheng, he spoke very highly of Chen Deyuan's lesson to his son this time. It is also said that Hong Yanwu is fundamentally the Peking Opera "Money Leopard" (a famous drama of the Yu School in the late Qing Dynasty. The story is to the effect that there is a leopard that has cultivated for thousands of years under the iron plate bridge in front of Hongmei Mountain, and one day. The queen mother of the Golden Leopard West Dynasty returned to the mountain, and when she saw a beautiful woman, her soul flew wildly, and she was in chaos, and she didn't marry for the time being. The weasel military advisor volunteered to say that the matchmaker was forced to marry. Unexpectedly, the Tang monk and apprentice who learned the scriptures from the west happened to stay in the house of the beautiful woman, and learned that he was designed to punish him afterwards, which led to a big war. Du Bao, the weasel who has been cultivating for five hundred years. is good at giving people bad ideas, whoever meets him is unlucky, and whoever wants to listen to him is also unlucky. Teacher Chang is like this, and so is the father and son of the Chen family. The Hong family has this son, it is purely a misfortune for the family, he has long said to Chen Deyuan that he does not have to be polite to this kid. So even if Chen Deyuan used a belt to suck this kid's buttocks, it should be. The upper should be heavenly and the lower should be obedient to human feelings, which fundamentally belongs to the category of "King Kong subduing demons and subduing demons".

And Hong Yanzheng, who is the eldest brother, actually doesn't care whether Hong Yanwu is a weasel or not, anyway, in his eyes, this younger brother has always been inferior to a mouse.

You must know that Hong Yanzheng is sixteen years older than Hong Yanwu, and he is not a person of the same grade regardless of age and culture. He already thought that Hong Yanwu was living an unreliable life, but because of his mother's favoritism and spoiling, he always had to endure this kid's wretchedness. So at home, he has long ignored this younger brother, except for eating at a dinner table, he has always been respectful of Hong Yanwu, and he hates this kid very much in his heart.

Therefore, as soon as he learned that Hong Yanwu had been beaten by Chen Deyuan, Hong Yanzheng inevitably felt a heartfelt happiness. It can even be said that he is a little gloating.

For example, on the second day of Hong Yanwu's beating, Hong Yanzheng walked into Hong Yanwu's house for the first time. It wasn't for the sake of condolences, but for the sake of making fun of the injuries.

As soon as he entered the room and saw the "five-hundred-year-old weasel" lying on the bed "cultivating", Hong Yanzheng smiled. He pointed at Hong Yanwu's nose and asked, "Okay, take advantage of the dark moon and wind to smash people's glasses." How did you come up with these bad ideas?"

Hong Yanwu thought he was praising him, and responded nonchalantly, "Born, I was born a genius." ”

Hong Yanzheng smiled again. "Okay, who was beaten yesterday? I heard it, like killing a pig. ”

Hong Yanwu couldn't help but roll his eyes, "Boss, you heard that I was beaten and was indifferent? Like Li Chunsheng, Zhao Huolu's brother, if you hear that your brother was beaten, you have to fight hard with a kitchen knife. ”

Hong Yanzheng seemed more and more happy, "I originally wanted to pull it over, but it was terrible to cause disputes in the neighborhood." On second thought, anyway, your kid was already underwhelmed, so just let the family beat him, and he didn't pass. ”

Hong Yanwu understood it all at this time, and the boss deliberately came to see his joke. He couldn't help but snort coldly in his heart, but he said, "If you are beaten by others, then I will have to help." ”

"Help me?"

Hong Yanzheng was a little surprised, and saw Hong Yanwu gritting his teeth and saying, "Help others." ”

These words made Hong Yanzheng's nose almost crooked, and he immediately slapped Hong Yanwu's buttocks. "I think it's still light to beat you!"

Hong Yanwu couldn't help but scream "oops", and immediately jumped off the bed in pain. With a suck of breath in his mouth, he shouted continuously, "Boss, you are damaged enough, my injury is not healed!

After saying that, he took off his pants and looked in the mirror, only to see that there was still a blood mark on his buttocks, and there was a bruise under the skin, and the injury was serious.

Hong Yanzheng was happy when he saw this scene, and said with great relief, "Yes!"

Unexpectedly, Hong Yanwu glared at him fiercely, and immediately shouted outside with a loud voice. "Mom, Mom! Boss, he hit me!"

Hong Yanzheng's face turned white again......

A month has passed, and these threads have finally been dismantled tenaciously by Hong Yanwu and Chen Deyuan. Don't look at Hong Yanwu who was both beaten and punished, but he didn't hold a grudge against Chen Deyuan because of this incident. On the contrary, he will not remember it for a long time because he has been taught. In this regard, he is a very open-minded child, and at the same time he remembers what he eats and does not remember.

And this special attribute on his body not only made Chen Deyuan happy, but also made him feel a headache. Because of the loss of Chang Xianzhang's supervision and guidance, and holding back for so long, Hong Yanwu, the "old thief", began to return to his old business again, focusing on those "chickens, flying dogs, and jumping" livelihoods. At this time, Chen Deyuan really didn't know what to do with him.

In fact, at this time, Hong Yanwu, whether at school or at home, was considered to be a worry-free child, and adults who knew him had a consensus. I think there are two biggest problems with this kid. One of them is "Endless Shopping", and the other is "Twisted with adults".

You let him go east, but he went west, and let this kid beat the dog, but he didn't go to catch the chicken. He was very stubborn, had no respect for authority, and had his own ideas, always believing that no one knew as well as he did, including his parents and teachers.

For example, Dad said, "If you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of you."

Although he didn't dare to object on the surface, he secretly thought, "This is pure stupidity." Dad didn't let me queue up, so we had to wait until we went to buy things? It's obvious that after listening to the old man's words, he suffered a loss in front of him!"

For another example, the teacher said, "As long as the work is deep, the iron pestle is sharpened into a needle."

But he just wanted to say, "The iron pestle can never be sharpened into a needle, go to the shop to buy a needle, ten needles a penny, why do you bother to do that hard?

In short, strictly speaking. During this period, Hong Yanwu had already entered the stage of real rebellion from the hyperactive state of his childhood.

In fact, anyone has had a rebellious stage in the process of growing up, and the child at this time is the most disobedient and always works against anyone. Specifically presented to Hong Yanwu, that is, he not only played tricks every day, but even pulled Chen Liquan down the "water" together.

"Lighting the sky lantern" is a new prank that they have become popular in schools every day. It doesn't hurt people, it's the public environment that damages.

The operation process is not complicated, often first spitting a mouthful of saliva on the white wall of the corridor, and then using the tail of a match to dip the wet wall powder on the wall, in order to achieve a certain viscosity, and finally draw the match, the part that sticks to the wall powder is thrown upwards to the roof, the direct result is that the match sticks to the roof and continues to burn, it only takes a moment, the white ceiling will be blackened.

Hong Yanwu plays this extremely "oil", and if an inter-school competition is held, he has the potential to compete for the championship. His skills are excellent precisely because he can synchronize the striking and throwing of matches.

The specific technique is that he holds the matchbox in his hand, presses the match head with his thumb to make it stick to the phosphorus tablets on the matchbox, and then the thumb pushes hard again, and the match can be burned halfway to the roof.

And Chen Liquan's talent in this area is limited, he will only follow the rules and rigid steps. However, this does not affect the effect of the sky lantern burning and the pleasure of it.

As a result, the roof of the teaching building of Banbuqiao Primary School suffered because of this, and soon, everywhere it was speckled and the evil results left by the "sky lantern" could be seen everywhere.

In addition, Hong Yanwu also likes to take Chen Liquan to play with his bicycle. There are two specific ways, one is to secretly inflate the bicycle tires, and after the gas is sprinkled, the valve core is screwed as it is. The other is to pull the clamp on the rear frame of the car to the limit with the spring, and then press it down, it will be difficult to return to its position.

At that time, the bicycles of the Hutong people were kept in the courtyard, and most of the bathhouses, shops or cinemas had paid to watch the bicycles in front of the bathhouse, shop or movie theater, so it was extremely inconvenient to start in these places. Besides, rabbits don't eat the grass next to the nest, and Hong Yanwu doesn't like to do it much at school. As a result, the front door of the unit where those "high-ranking people" lived became the "main battlefield" of Hong Yanwu and Chen Liquan's operation.

They often sprinkle one by one at the door of one building, and when they are angry, they hide at the door of another building to watch the excitement. The usual scene is no different from the scene encountered by Luo Jinbao in the movie "Little Soldier Zhang Ga". As soon as the owner came out, he unlocked the lock, pedaled on the car, and felt that something was wrong when he got on the car, and then got out of the car. Then there is a hurry to nest the fire, and there is no decline.

In fact, it is good to be able to get this kind of result, because if the owner finds a place to pump up next, or goes back to get the gas pump, it will not delay the work. But if you are unlucky enough to meet Hong Yanwu in a bad mood and play more ruthlessly, it will be miserable, because this kid will use a pushpin to press one by one, and it will not be a problem that can be solved by re-cheering, but if there is an emergency, it must be delayed.

As for the last way, Chen Liquan is not enthusiastic, he doesn't like to let others be really anxious. So often at this time, he will also pull Hong Yanwu to dissuade him, and he doesn't know how many people he has helped "survive".

In a similar game, there is also a place to press the bell. Although many electric bells on the street have been installed in places that children can't reach, they can't stop Hong Yanwu There is a way, they can stack them up and reach up, even where adults can't reach, this kid has a way to reach them.

In addition, there is the rubber tube on the stethoscope that is pierced to death, filled with water, and as thick as a white radish. This was originally a weapon for water fights between children, and in order to seek greater stimulation, Hong Yanwu often touched the root of the back window of someone's house with a rubber tube of water at night, and rushed to the screen window.

Hong Yanwu also has one of the most damaging moves, that is, taking advantage of the lunch break, putting the remaining cannons from the Spring Festival into the keyhole of other people's houses, and running away with a twisted face.

All in all, in a word. Hong Yanwu and Chen Liquan have done countless creative but meaningless amazing "feats".

For example, when watching a movie, they learned to evade tickets without a teacher. One of the tricks is to hide in the toilet of the movie theater and watch the next show in vain. Another trick is to buy two tickets first, wait for the two to go in first, and then let the other person come out with two more tickets, so that you can sell one and save half of the cost.

For example, they wandered around Xidan Street and found that the door of the engraving store was locked with a bang, so they worked together to secretly set the two doors in a position where the lock was automatically locked, and as soon as they went out, they had a "significant" international impact - several foreign friends were blocked out of the store.

It's the same even at school. The two children didn't like the abacus class the most, so Hong Yanwu stepped forward and tricked the abacus teacher into going home, so that the whole class would follow the holiday. In physical education class, Hong Yanwu went to instruct Chen Liquan to secretly smash the lead ball into the toilet pit, and as a result, feces and urine splashed on the roof.

On another occasion, in order to celebrate "June 1st", the school asked each class to publish a blackboard newspaper, but Hong Yanwu and Chen Liquan came to school early on the morning of "June 1st" and put on beards and glasses to all the children on the blackboard in each class......

That's a lot of fun! It's a pure deviance, Howe is a spoof of infinite degrees!

However, don't look at Hong Yanwu and Chen Liquan so well. The new head teacher did not pursue the two children very much.

What do you think, what else to pursue such a well-known child in the whole school?

This teacher is not stupid, he doesn't want to become the next Chang Xianzhang or the head teacher. Especially these two children, who are still students who can't even do the work propaganda team and their parents, this teacher naturally doesn't want to interfere in any way.

So in this way, Hong Yanwu and Chen Liquan are like two wild horses and foals with the reins, they are rampage and mischief inside and outside the school.

So much so that as soon as these two children go out every day, the parents of the two families play drums with all their hearts, and they don't know what kind of "wonderful content" they will create outside.