908 Haunted
"What's this, just like my uncle and grandfather, when he was a handmaiden on the mountain, that guy's, carrying a big knife all day long, not doing anything serious at all, drinking some B wine all day long, and going down the mountain is to click and cut people, so let me tell you, the frequency of he killed two villains back then was about the same as the frequency of prostitution and prostitution now. Shi Yigang listened to Brother Dong's words, and began to brag B: "Later, the country was liberated, and my uncle and grandfather's original colleagues all ate peanuts, and my uncle and grandfather also ran to the gate, but when he was older, he risked being shot, and he still came back, why, isn't it because people are old and love their families, so it is normal for those old people to return to the village to live." ”
"Don't shut up, okay, it's the first time I've heard a colleague among the bandits. Brother Dong was amused, and then said: "The reason why Xingtao didn't reply to me until the evening is because he spent an afternoon checking the information of all the original residents of Shenglitun, and the final conclusion is that the older generation of people in the village, except for the deceased, the rest of the people are all living well in the resettlement houses in the county seat, and none of them have returned to that village." ”
After Brother Dong finished speaking, all of us were stunned, Shi Yigang was bored for a long time before he said with a shocked expression: "Fuck, I'll just say, when we were looking for someone in the village that day, I saw that an old man's eyes were wrong, a little planted, for a long time, they weren't people at all, Brother Dong, you said that Shenglitun place, is it haunted?!"
"Don't make trouble, what a hell of a mess. I interrupted Shi Yigang's words irritably, and looked at Brother Dong: "Could it be that the news given by Brother Ren is wrong? If those old people are really not from Shenglitun, how can they live?"
"Yes!" Yang Tao also nodded: "When we visited that day, I noticed that there must be at least thirty families in that village, and the old people in the village must have thirty or forty people together, and these old people must be at least sixty years old, if they are not native people, how can they live in that kind of inconvenient ravine?"
In order to confirm the authenticity of the news, he also used his work relationship to let the police in that county go to those people's homes to do an investigation under the pretext of the census. ”
"That's weird, since those old people are not local, how can they live in such an inaccessible place. I frowned again: "Let's not talk about how difficult the living conditions there are, even if those old people have any diseases, there is not even a hospital around!"
"So I'm going to say that this thing is a little strange, and I'm going to go back and see. Dong Ge obviously didn't understand the joints either.
"What do you think, let me tell you, that village must be fucking haunted, didn't Brother Dong also say it just now, that place was the nest of JB's little Japanese devils at the beginning, and the group of deflated calves was there at the beginning, and there must have been no less killing, you say, this kind of place, can it not be evil!" Shi Yigang interjected again.
"Brother Gang, don't make trouble, let's talk about something happy, okay!" Zhao Huaiyang was also stunned after listening to Shi Yigang's words: "I'm a person, I'm not afraid of anything, I'm afraid of those ghosts and gods, don't scare me!"
", in the middle of the night, I'm full, scaring you here, as if I'm not afraid. Shi Yigang sniffed and looked at Brother Dong: "BOSS! Listen to my advice, if you really want to check that village, let's go during the day tomorrow, okay? This big night, I'm really a little scared, I've heard that those ghosts who died rampantly, after catching children at night, use their nails more than a foot long to pick people's butts and eyes!"
"You roll the calf for me!" Brother Dong opened his mouth and scolded: "Even if it is really haunted there, they are not proctology doctors, they are idle, they have nothing to do, dig your ass, your eyes are dry!"
"Even if I don't dig out my eyes, then he pinched my basket of seeds, I can't stand it!" Shi Yigang said, his head was really sweating: " Brother Dong, usually if you let me fight, cut someone or something, I will definitely not beep, but Shenglitun that place, it is really evil, at the beginning, I Fei Brother and the two of you, kept saying that you two were robbed there, but we searched for a day and a night, and we didn't even find a ghost, and now there is an old man and old lady in a village out of thin air, I will ask you, who is this kind of thing, who can not be confused?"
"Shut your mouth, if you talk nonsense again, I'll throw yourself there tonight!"
Shi Yigang was choked by Brother Dong, and suddenly shrank his neck: "Fuck, this matter is over, I must have a tattoo on my body! Huaiyang, do you have a tattoo?"
"Okay, I'll tattoo Jesus!"
", you're in China, tattoo a foreign monk, can that be good!" Shi Yigang glanced at Zhao Huaiyang: "Let me tell you, if you believe me, you have to tattoo a local." ”
Zhao Huaiyang thought for a while and nodded: "It's okay, when I go back, I'll tattoo a pattern of Jesus, Rulai, Zhong Kui and Tai Bai Xing playing mahjong together, there are more people, maybe the mana will be greater!"
"Hey, your idea is very safe!" Shi Yigang nodded with satisfaction: "I'll tell you, after getting out of the car for a while, don't rush forward, first stand by the car and pee, and then wipe some on your face." ”
"Why is this?" Zhao Huaiyang was a little confused.
"My uncle and grandfather told me that ghosts are spiritual creatures, and they are most afraid of filth in the world, and if you touch your face with urine, he won't dare to touch you! ”
"Pee on your pants?" Yang Tao pondered for a moment: "Isn't that a fucking scared diaper pocket!"
"Haha!"
The rest of us were amused, and the atmosphere was much more relaxed.
……
As Cruiser continued to move forward, we began to get closer and closer to Shenglitun, and when Brother Dong drove the car to the place where the two of us were robbed, there were only about three or four kilometers left from Shengli Tun, Brother Dong looked at the big pit on the road that had stopped us once, and reached out to turn off the lights, leaving only a dim fog lamp: "Our car can't be too close to the village, otherwise it will be too dazzling whether it is light or sound, you guys are ready, let's walk into the village." ”
"Good!"
After listening to Brother Dong's words, Yang Tao and I both took the prepared knives and wrapped them in our clothes, and then I looked at Brother Dong: "Tonight, what is our purpose?"
"Now it has been determined, the old people in this village are not the aborigines here, if occasionally one or two homeless people will come here to settle down, then I can understand, but this village has moved dozens of families at once, there is not even a village committee, and it has not been reported to the higher level government, this is definitely not normal, I feel that the people here must have been deliberately arranged here, so they must also know something, we will not do anything tonight, just catch a person and understand the situation here clearly." 。 While Brother Dong was talking, the car had continued to drive for more than a kilometer, and then he turned the car directly into a wooded area in the direction, and turned off the engine: "After entering the village, find a family to touch in and catch people, you all remember, in this village, there are old people, we are just here to inquire about the situation, there is no need to hurt people, clean up the old man, it is too bad!"
"Understood!" the rest of us nodded.
After getting out of the car, I felt my neck cold, and when I looked up, I didn't know when the sky was sprinkled with a layer of snowflakes, I stomped my feet, and was shivering by the cold air: "It's too sinful to come out to do things in this weather." ”
"Bear with me, when we find out the situation here, I'll take you to take a hot shower in the evening." After Dong Ge finished speaking, he waved his hand forward: "Let's go!"
'Whoa!'
When the crowd heard this, they walked forward.
As soon as we took two steps here, Shi Yigang straightened his neck, then grabbed Zhao Huaiyang's arm and pointed to the hillside in the distance: "Hey, Huaiyang, look at that mountain tip, is there a person standing?"
"Ah!!" Zhao Huaiyang heard this, and his voice was scolded: "Don't scare me!"
"Hey, what are you doing!" Brother Dong heard Zhao Huaiyang's roar, and immediately scolded in a low voice: "What are we doing here, I don't know what to shout!"
"Whew, whew!" After Zhao Huaiyang was scolded by Brother Dong, his face turned white, the beads of sweat on his head were steaming, and he was constantly shivering, and he didn't know if he was scared or frozen, in the past, I really didn't know that he was so afraid of ghosts, and then looked at Shi Yigang:
"Let's get down to business, don't scare him!"
"I didn't scare him, you see over there, it really looks like a person is standing. As soon as Shi Yi finished speaking, he pointed over there again.
I looked at Shi Yigang's hand, on the top of the mountain over there, there was a bifurcated pine tree, blown by the wind, and it was really swaying from side to side like a person, with the night that I couldn't see my fingers, and the mountain wind of the call sign, as well as the snowflakes in the sky, not to mention them, even I felt panicked: "Okay, you two don't have anything to do here, and you, Huaiyang, if you are really afraid, you stay in the car and wait for us!"
"Pull it down, I'm left in the car by myself, I'm really afraid that the ghost will pick me in the past!" Zhao Huaiyang heard this, and his bitter gourd face was almost together: "Brother Gang, the one you just said, is the method of applying urine to your face really useful?"
Shi Yigang nodded solemnly: "That must be useful, you see my uncle and grandfather, they are all over ninety years old this year, didn't they let the ghost kill him!"
"Fuck it, it's dirty!" Zhao Huaiyang heard this, gritted his teeth, directly untied his trouser belt, and began to pee on his hands and knives: "What a fucking ghost, I'll hack him to death!"
Yang Tao saw Zhao Huaiyang's movements, and looked at Shi Yigang speechlessly: "Oh, you see that you have caused this child a scourge, what a burial!"
"I didn't lie to him, my uncle and grandfather really told me that. Shi Yigang swore a promise.
"Then why don't you just let him pee, why don't you pee!"
Shi Yigang sniffed: "When I saw that tree just now, my little stomach was tight, I didn't hold it, and I had already pulled out a lot." ”
"Well, you put urine on your pants, it's true that your uncle and grandfather!" Yang Tao was speechless when he heard this.
"What are you rubbing behind, let's go!" At this time, Brother Dong had already walked more than ten meters, and when he saw that we were not moving, he opened his mouth to urge.
"It's here!" Yang Tao nodded in response, and followed side by side with me, while turning his head to look at Shi Yigang and Zhao Huaiyang: "Don't grind with the two of you, let's go, where are so many ghosts in this world!"
"It's just, I know I'm scaring myself!" I scolded the two of them, and while quietly reaching out my hand, I took a handful of my crotch and rubbed it twice.