In mid-August, major media outlets began to speculate about where the Silence was going on this month's epic journey, and what prices the tickets would sell. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

The media and various experts have their own opinions, and some media believe that with the style of lazy gods, they all landed on the moon last time, and maybe they will land on Mars this time.

But experts are obsessed with this, because the earth and Mars are moving in the solar system, and their distance changes with time at any time, and when the earth and Mars are closest to each other, it is called Mars opposition, that is, the sun, the earth, and Mars are almost in a straight line, and when the earth is between the sun and Mars, Mars opposes the sun, and there is only one time in more than 700 days.

At the time of Mars opposition, the distance between the Earth and Mars is 54.6 million kilometers, which is 143 times the distance between the Earth and the Moon.

"This distance is almost insurmountable for the Silence. Although the Silence can successfully land on the moon, it is like a lazy man who can only run 100 meters to run a marathon on a normal day, it is an almost impossible task. "Not to mention, the most recent Mars opposition was April 8, 2014, and the next one will be on May 22, 2016.

400 million kilometers, 1,000 times the distance between the Earth and the Moon!

Just think about it, it's a number that makes people desperate!

Even if Silence were to land on Mars, it wouldn't be at this time!

After criticizing the "landing on Mars" theory, he put forward his own opinion: "There is still a forbidden place for human beings on Earth, which has hardly been understood until now, that is, the bottom of the deep sea, and it is better to go to the bottom of the sea than to let the Silence land on Mars with difficulty......

However, before this expert finished expressing his opinion, he was vetoed by other experts, and everyone took out the attitude of keyboard fighters one by one, spraying endlessly in various media, as if the lazy gods did not listen to them, they were not considered lazy gods.

This kind of controversy was debated from mid-August to the end of August, and then by the end of the month, the Lazy God Department had not even announced the goal of this epic journey, and even the ticket auction website was not online, so everyone wondered and contacted the Lazy God Department one after another.

However, the entire propaganda department of the lazy god department basically eats dry food, and ignores reporters at all, and finally finds Cai Wendi's person, who still doesn't know: "What? You say epic journey? Oh oh oh ......"

Cai Wendi patted his head: "You don't say that I forgot, the epic journey, this month is gone!"

"What? gone?" The reporters almost turned their faces with Cai Wendi, grabbed his collar and shook him desperately: "What did you say? How can it be gone? What do you mean it's gone?"

"It's gone, it's gone. Cai Wendi spread his hands, "The epic journey was originally made by Lao Ma to promote the Redface brand, but now Redface is already hot, so there is no need to get it." Besides, Lao Ma is campaigning in the United States at this time, and it is estimated that he has no time to engage in an epic journey. ”

"How can this be? That's going to have to be done! It's an epic journey!"

"Besides, the Silence won't be able to spare time this year, busy, busy!" the very irresponsible head of propaganda waved his hand and sent the reporter away.

What does it mean to be busy, and what is the Silence up to?

And then...... After the news of the 10th dawn came, the reporters finally came to their senses.

Originally...... The Silence is busy picking up students everywhere!

What kind of kidding is this!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If it weren't for the fear of being cut by the editor-in-chief, the reporters would even be eager to express their indignation with two rows of exclamation marks in the title!

The epic journey of the Silence has been hard to find since the first time, and the last time the Silence landed on the moon, it reached its peak.

And this time, there are even rich people who threaten to bid for the auction no matter where the Silence goes, even if it is just to fly around the world, because being able to board the Silence is an honor in itself, and it is an excellent way to expose themselves, and they can occupy the headlines of the whole month in various ways.

The honor of being on the Silent alone is worth spending tens of millions of dollars on many people.

Probably because the noise was too strong, the propaganda department of the Lazy God Department finally made a slow announcement, saying that at the end of August and the beginning of September, the Silence would pick up students everywhere, and it would not start the fourth epic journey.

But as soon as this announcement came out, many people immediately said: "It's okay to pick up students, do you sell ferry tickets?"

Some people have even started the air auction: "I'll pay $50 million!"

"I'll pay $100 million!"

So shouted it.

Hearing the tone of these rich people who are afraid that the money will not be spent, everyone has said "people are stupid, there is a lot of money, come quickly", but the rich people have a different opinion: "The epic journey of the Silence, if it is once a month, may gradually become mediocre, but at present, it seems that the epic journey is not every month, and it may even be permanently canceled for various reasons, what is this? This is an absolutely scarce resource." This is the same reason that gold is more expensive than black iron, because gold is so scarce that only scarce is worth spending money on. ”

If you think about it, the arguments of the rich seem to make sense.

Gold is valuable because it is scarce.

Limited editions can be sold very expensive, also because of the rarity.

The reason why antiques and famous paintings are very expensive is also because they are scarce.

So, if epic journeys have also become scarce, why can't they be sold for more expensive?

What if the Silence's epic journey becomes once a year, or if it doesn't go in the long run?

Then this epic journey, perhaps the last epic journey, will become a real epic.

This is scarcity! Dog X's lazy god system is really good at doing business!

Hearing this argument, the lazy people couldn't help but laugh, when will I do this business? Why don't I know?

Isn't this because Mr. Nan is willful and not bad for money?

said that Nan will always do business, I have a sentence hehe, do you want to listen?

And as more and more people shouted to participate in the auction, all of a sudden, someone made an even more terrifying proposal: "If I bid and win the ticket for the epic journey, I can designate a location, and the Silence is picking up students everywhere, can I let the Silence come to my house and pick up my baby? Let my baby also have the right to enter the lazy seminary to study? My baby is young and studious, and she is always a good boy with ambitions!"

As soon as this argument came out, the plot began to develop in a more terrifying direction.

The main crowd shouting in the air suddenly shifted from various local tyrants and emerging rich people to various "old money", and traditional local tycoons, even those who had participated in the epic journey before, began to bid for a future for their children.

The price of this non-existent epic journey is rising, and hundreds of millions of dollars are thrown out just to buy a chance to join the lazy seminary to study!

Hearing this news, all the college entrance examination candidates this year are a little bad.

Originally, they were admitted to the school of their choice, and their hearts were full of expectations.

And now, they suddenly found that they had lost hundreds of millions.