Man is a wonderful advanced animal. Forehead...... It feels weird, and I don't feel like I'm human......

In other words, human psychology is very wonderful, and it will naturally change under some special factors. For example, when the cold noodle boss embarked on the 2B style......

Being bitten by Xiao Hei, is it a kind of bad luck or a kind of happiness? Actually, I don't know myself......

I went to the hospital to get vaccinated three times, after the first shot, I got a second shot every other week, and then a third shot every two weeks.

On the eighth day of the new year, I was absent from work for the first time, and after a week, it was time to go to the hospital for the second time. So, you need to take a leave of absence. It was also from this time that the cold-faced boss had to give in to my leave, because the reasons for the leave seemed to be approved.

Because when I went to the hospital for an injection on the eighth day of the Lunar New Year, he hadn't come to work yet. So, when I asked him for leave, I just said that I had been bitten by a dog and was going to the hospital for an injection. After all, he didn't know that I had already gone to the hospital for an injection. In his mind, it is natural to form that Liu Jinlong was bitten by a dog, and in order to prevent rabies and protect his health, he should be given leave to get an injection. So naturally, I will take a leave of absence. The advantage of taking time off in this way is to pave the way for a second leave to go to the hospital for injections. Well, I can't guess the temperament of the cold-faced boss, and it is very likely that he will not approve the leave to send me to the hospital for an injection because the work progress is too fast. For the sake of my future health, I have to make my leave of absence convincing!

There are a lot of magical things in this world that "I thought", well, I thought that the cold noodle boss would easily approve it to me. But the truth is, after he read the leave slip I handed him, his first reaction was to look at me with suspicion: "You were bitten by a dog?"

I honestly affirmed, and described my dog bite as vividly as a story.

The second reaction he gave me was that he smiled and said, hehe, is it that serious?

Well, there's only a killer feature!

"Dear boss, it's no joke to be bitten by a dog and not go to the hospital for injections!" I resorted to a slight stalker and a slight shamelessness.

The third reaction he gave me was that a stupid smile on his face proved that he had fallen into the 2B path at some point, and that he was not light.

So, the first time I took leave to go to the hospital for injections, it went well. At the same time, I discovered that the cold noodle boss has really changed. After a New Year, he was reborn, and he was reborn from a cold-faced boss who sneered and was cold-hearted to a fierce boss with a 2B spring breeze. His name is just a "fierce" word. When he goes to the 2B style, he will naturally become "fierce".

It has been said that human psychology is very wonderful, and it will naturally change under some special factors. For the cold noodle boss, I was one of those special factors. Just because, his image is portrayed by me in my 2B world......

Is that the psychological wonder of the cold-faced boss, or my psychological wonder?

It has to be me!

Why?

Because I'm the number one actor in this Dongdong!

Well, you win.

Time went on, and it was Valentine's Day on February 14, 2017.

In this particularly meaningful holiday, oh, is relative to those who have a partner, there is no intention to hurt the heart of a single dog. How should I spend my time with Xiaoshi?

Gifts, gifts, gifts. What the gift is is not the most important, the most important thing is the heart. Moreover, we have to take a long-term view, and we must see the Tanabata Festival in August, okay? Since we have a partner, any day when we can show affection seems to have meaning.

Back then, when I was still a single dog, the last thing I liked was to be in a lonely and lonely empty and cold state, inexplicably forced to eat wave after wave of dog food, even though I was so full that I wanted to vomit......

So, when I was still a single dog, I had a small goal, to show a lifetime of affection in the future.

All said it, I'm going to sprinkle dog food into the world eventually.

However, as I sprinkled and sprinkled, I began to understand that true love does not need to be shown, because it will erase its original shining but gentle light. Like, some people seem to be affectionate, but you don't dislike it, but you still like to see them affectionate. And some people seem to want to love others very hard, but you will have a rush to kill them with your eyes. Therefore, love does not depend on show, but develops purely naturally, like a breeze blowing, like the fragrance of flowers, like a microwave rippling......

So, since I showed my affection in the couple's space for a while, I banned tourists from visiting our couple's space. Our couple's space is just the world that belongs to me and Xiaoshi, the spiritual world of two people.

But, because I'm a Sagittarius, I want to shine when I'm happy.

So, about affection, sometimes I still show off. However, it is more low-key and tactful. Like, all of a sudden, I wrote an article about me and my dear family learning "How are androids made?".

Forehead...... Is this low-key? euphemistic?

Isn't it low-key? Isn't it tactful?

Well, you've won again.

On Valentine's night, well, I work the night shift.

The one who cooperated with me to start the film was the seventeen-year-old boy who was very eye-catching in (Re-Molosation), oh, it was a New Year, it should be eighteen.

Mmmm, let's call him "Xiaoqi" in Dongdongli. After all, there is a "strange" in his name, and he is also full of "strange".

It's like, it's the first time I've worked with him to boot up. He boots up fast, and I boot up fast. However, for some products that are more difficult to produce, he is more proficient, after all, he has more experience than me. So, I'm in charge of packaging, and he's in charge of booting.

He said he wouldn't doze off during the night shift, but he had to talk. If no one talks to him, he will be bored and will start to fall into the brink of drowsiness.

So, he told me a story about him. Well, maybe I can have a title "The Girls Like Him", which feels more interesting than my "The Girls I Like".

He took leave to return to his hometown about ten days before the Chinese New Year, because his new house had to be cleaned, the quilts and everything had to be washed and dried, and the weather in the north was sometimes unstable, and the bedding dried might not be able to dry so quickly. Therefore, it is reasonable to go back to your hometown in advance to tidy up.

When he got home, he was curfew, and he couldn't stay outside after twelve o'clock in the middle of the night. However, on the first night of his hometown, several of his good buddies came to him on motorcycles to go out to the city, so he sneaked out.

When I arrived in the city, I opened a private room in KTV, and several people drank and sang to catch up with the old days. Well, there are five men and two women in it, all friends. The relationship is a bit delicate, though.

There are only two protagonists for men, the first male is Xiao Qi, and the second male is Xiao Qi's best friend. The first female is a beautiful "love girl" who is one year younger than Xiaoqi and is interesting to Xiaoqi, and the second female is a little chubby, and there is no "dinosaur girl" that boys look at.

All stories need a fuse. And the fuse between them is drinking.

When you drink too much alcohol, your emotions will become erratic and it will be easier for you to speak the truth without going through your brain.

Xiao Qi has always known that Aiqi Nu likes her, but she just thinks she is a good friend, not to mention, Xiao Qi has a girlfriend she loves.

However, once men have drunk too much, they like to play games to set the mood.

Well, they are men who drink more than drinkers, and those who drink and lose have to listen to what the winners say and do one thing.

There were two results, Xiaoqi lost, and the second male drank until he fell asleep.

The second male is already drunk, and he can't accept the punishment. As for Xiao Qi, the winning buddies asked him to kiss the mouth of the Aiqi girl.

Xiao Qi hesitated, and Aiqi Nu was also a little surprised at the time, but she herself wanted to know if Xiao Qi would kiss her.

At this time, his buddies smiled and asked Xiaoqi, "Don't you dare to kiss?"

Xiao Qi, who loves face, suddenly had a hot face, and replied: "What don't you dare?"

So, Xiao Qi walked quickly in front of the Aiqi girl, and then put his lips on the lips of the Aiqi girl. Oh! At that moment, the Aiqi girl must have been very moved!

After the kiss, they dispersed. left the second male who was so drunk that he fell asleep and the dinosaur sister who was also drunk, and leaned them together. Because those buddies think that this is "punishment".

After Xiao Qi came out, the iQi girl also followed Xiao Qi. Actually, Aiqi Nu is a rich second generation, her father is rich, she likes Xiao Qi, she likes Xiao Qi's handsomeness, she likes Xiao Qi's character, and she likes Xiao Qi as a person.

Aiqi Nu asked a little shyly: "You kissed me just now, does it mean that you like me?"

Xiao Qi hurriedly clarified: "No, that's because I drank and lost the punishment." ”

Aiqinu was unhappy: "I don't care, you have to be responsible for me!"

Xiaoqi was helpless: "Then how do you want me to be responsible?"

Aiqi girl smiled: "Be my boyfriend." ”

Xiaoqi immediately refused: "Impossible! I have a girlfriend! Moreover, I love my girlfriend very much! I'm sorry ......"

No matter what Xiao Qi says, Xiao Qi is unwilling to give up pursuing Xiao Qi, and Xiao Qi is unwilling to betray his girlfriend and choose her, no matter how much he is pestered by Qi Nu.

Perhaps, Xiaoqi doesn't like Aiqi Nu because he feels that he is not worthy of her, after all, the door is not the right one. Or perhaps, Xiaoqi really only treats the iQi girl as a friend.

At about four o'clock in the morning, he sneaked home again. Fortunately, his parents didn't notice it. Otherwise, he would be miserable! Ignoring the curfew, and secretly drinking, both of which can combine to make him return to the world of crazy beatings and scolding.

After dawn, the second male called him and asked him why he and the dinosaur girl were left behind.

Xiao Qi was very happy: "What's wrong?"

Male number two said that something happened that shouldn't have happened.

Xiaoqi was even happier: "Isn't that better?"

Male No. 2 was speechless.

In fact, the male number two secretly likes the dinosaur girl, but he doesn't dare to confess, and the dinosaur sister also has a good impression of the male number two. Therefore, this drunken affection is all from the heart. Because of this, they finally entered the palace of marriage. And said that he was very grateful to Xiaoqi, a benefactor who gave advice.

Xiaoqi will not politely reply happily, just give me a big red envelope!

After that, Xiao Qi talked about his experience of playing with his girlfriend.

There are many interesting places in Shenzhen, and he and his girlfriend have almost all been there. Well, I'm pretty good at playing.

In Shekou, there was a celebrity attending the event. They were also present, and when his girlfriend saw the appearance of some male stars without makeup, she couldn't help but complain that the stars were so ugly, and they were not as handsome as Xiao Qi! Xiao Qi immediately said proudly and happily after hearing this: "That's!"

This affection is really good, but fortunately, I'm not a single dog anymore. Otherwise, 10,000 points of damage would be considered merciful.

Then he talked about the experience of going out to sea to spend a day and a night on an island.

There are many cabins on that island for travelers, each with two beds, and you can choose from them.

That night, they both slept in the same bed, and naturally, nothing happened. After waking up, Xiao Qi kissed his girlfriend heartily, and then saw a scene where his girlfriend was so shy that she blushed.

From this I can deduce that they are still very simple, at least there is no sign of forming "artificial humans".

If it were me, hehehe, hehehe, I didn't even know what would happen. Heheha, hehehahaha......

In fact, nothing happened either.

Cut!

When it comes to when he will take his girlfriend back to his hometown to meet his parents, Xiaoqi's eyes will light up. It can be felt that he is very eager to marry his girlfriend.

originally wanted to take his girlfriend back to his hometown during the Chinese New Year, but his girlfriend was busy with work and couldn't spare time, so he had to wait for the next time. Moreover, his girlfriend also said that she wanted to come over and work with Xiaoqi. In that case, we will be able to live together at that time.

For this reason, Xiaoqi had already found a rental house early and moved his luggage in, only waiting for the arrival of his girlfriend. I heard that his girlfriend quit her job in about a month at that time.

The thought of being able to go to work, eat and sleep with his girlfriend every day makes him look happy. Hee-hee, you can understand his feelings.

Then, there are several girls who like him at the same time.

He usually likes to ask some friends out to play during the holidays, and most of these friends are sisters who work nearby. At first, they met online, then met, and then slowly got acquainted and became friends.

Naturally, there are many girls who like him and often confess to him. Although he clearly stated that he had a girlfriend and loved his girlfriend very much. However, that can't suppress the heartbeat of the girls in the flower season.

In order to meet Xiaoqi at work, some girls will appear at a certain intersection early in the morning and wait, and some girls will quit their jobs and join the workshop where Xiaoqi's company is located, so that they can have the opportunity to compete fairly with his girlfriend......

He was troubled by this......

This charm is really exaggerated, isn't it?!

Fortunately, I'm very glad that I already have a little poem. Otherwise, after listening to these glorious experiences of him in person, my heart would not help but bleed......

However, in my opinion, he is a child after all. Even though I was like a big child, he still felt pain that shouldn't be lacking in his emotions.

Because of the pain, it will be profound.

Actually, listening to other people's stories is a fun experience.

You will feel like you are watching a TV series, watching how another person's world turns, how to turn out a different world view, outlook on life, and values......

You, who have watched most of my "Favorite Girls", have you also seen my "three views"?

Yes, my "three views" are not only pure, but also very two, and non-geniuses cannot see through them.

Are you?

I am.