Chapter 872: Killing cats and dogs
The island of Didicas is a volcanic island, and the water around it is very shallow, and the waves of water are spraying in all directions, and even the rock beds on the seashore are exposed. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
The two landing craft were overturned by the huge waves, and the soldiers who fell into the water rolled in the waves, screaming and struggling, but like toys, they were swept up by the waves, thrown high or swept to the bottom of the sea, and they couldn't help themselves.
In this huge wave, a dark figure slowly stood upright.
In the northern waters of the Philippines at noon, the sun was dazzling, and the huge figure covered with water droplets and standing in the center of the splashing waves was like a holy icon bathed in divine light.
"What the hell is this?"
All of the three ships involved in the exercise were stunned.
Whether it was the Village Rain, the Spring Rain, or the Pilar, or even the observers from various countries who were watching the exercise with telescopes from a small boat behind them.
Just now, they thought that these two Japanese warships were crazy and wanted to kill Hu Zhuofei and others on Philippine soil.
In the blink of an eye, two huge Black Hawk helicopters were destroyed, and the people on board were not spared.
And the landing craft have also been overturned by this force.
But what appeared in front of them was a scene that should never have appeared here.
This joint military exercise between Japan and the Philippines is very important to the Philippines, and although only a pitiful helicopter and a few dozen servicemen actually participated in the operation, it can still make them write a lot of books and hype about it.
So they brought journalists.
The reporters were all on the Pilar, and at this point the reporters were stunned, not knowing whether to continue filming or to stop the plane.
"It's ...... Are there alien invasions?"
As far as the eye can see, it is a huge, humanoid robot.
Its appearance is very simple and simple, and its body proportions are no different from those of humans, only dozens of times larger, like a giant in armor, standing in the sea three or four meters deep, but the sea water only reaches its calf.
Can humans make this thing?
Impossible!
This must be alien technology!
Aliens have invaded!
At that moment, the people on several ships suddenly gave birth to a sense of immediacy from the Hollywood movie "Super Battleship".
Giant ship cannon against alien invincible technology, who will win?
There's no hope......
On the Village Rain and Spring Rain, those young sailors who still had the full breath of Zhonger made all kinds of sounds in their mouths.
"Zagu!"
"Gundam!"
“eva!”
"First machine!"
They shouted one after another, and even the young crew members of the Pilar couldn't help but call out these names.
"No, it's ...... Mecha Divine Soldier ......" The captain of the Murayu shook his head slightly, his heart extremely bitter.
He remembers that such a name was mentioned in the briefing collected before the operation.
I thought that this was just a child's whisper, and even if it was lazy technology, it would be impossible to create such a thing, but now it has appeared in front of everyone.
His eyes focused on the body of the huge "mecha" standing in the seawater, and at a glance, he saw that on its chest, there were two conspicuous logos.
On the left is the dreamy galaxy-like vortex logo of Lazy God Technology, and on the right, it is the head of a little boy with a grinning evil smile and missing teeth, and five fist-sized small words are written underneath: "Bear Child Technology." ”
On its abdomen, there is also an inscription that looks like a laser etching: "Mecha Divine Soldier Trial Model Small Bench No. 1." ”
The text is small, but it is delicate under the telescope, clearly explaining the origin of this giant robot.
At this moment, the giant robot shook its head slightly, like a person out of the water, shaking its head on the surface of the water, shaking the water from its ears and hair.
This movement is very human-like, light and fast, although it still seems a little slow because of its huge size, but its movement does not look like a robot at all.
It's more like a human being magnified countless times.
"This thing...... Will it really move?"
And, still so flexible to move?
As if shaking its head made it lose its balance, it naturally took a step back, supported its body, and regained its balance, and its balance was no different from that of a human being.
Then it lowered its head, and the mask on its face suddenly rose, revealing a face as hard and handsome as an ancient Greek statue.
It's just that the entire cheek is made of silver-white metal, not flesh and blood, and in the next second, the corners of its mouth twitched, revealing a smile similar to contempt.
Even if all the languages in the world are exhausted, it is impossible to describe the shock that everyone felt when they saw this scene at this time.
and, the unspeakable fear in my heart.
In this world, there is a theory called the "uncanny valley" theory, which is a hypothesis about how humans feel about robots and non-human objects.
When the robot is similar to a human, humans will think that the robot is very cute, but when the resemblance exceeds a certain level, the human will suddenly become extremely disgusted and sensitive to it, that is, even the slightest difference between the robot and the human will appear very conspicuous and dazzling, so that the whole robot has a very stiff and terrifying feeling. At this point, the more simulated it is, the more terrifying it becomes.
As a simple example, a fluffy puppet toy, people think it's cute, but when it resembles the C-3PO in Star Wars, it makes people feel a little uncomfortable, and if it resembles the kind of robot that can make expressions invented by Japanese scientists, it can already make people feel frightened.
At this time, what they felt was such a strange awkwardness.
The huge robot in front of him is like a human in armor, both in terms of appearance and mode of action.
But it's not, it has a stiff, metallic face, and this metallic face can make weird expressions of contempt.
Fortunately, after revealing this expression, there was a click, and the mask closed again.
"What's the matter, this expression I designed is very good, it shocked them all!" In the communication channel, Chen Haocong said triumphantly.
This nervous guy didn't realize that these people were shocked by something.
Lu Rong glanced at him, ignored him, and just said, "Uncle Chen, how do you feel?"
"Everything is normal!" Chen Yong's calm voice came.
In the chest and abdomen of "Little Bench No. 1", there is a closed, about two meters square space, Chen Yong, who is not tall, is in this space, he is wearing a modified power exoskeleton, suspended on a stand, his side, after camera splicing, 360 degrees of real-world projection.
This is the operating principle of "Little Bench No. 1", which directly connects the mecha with Chen Yong's power exoskeleton, and manipulates the mecha through Chen Yong's automatic spontaneous response and program correction.
This feeling is a bit strange, like scratching the itch in the boots, there is always an unreal feeling, but Chen Yong quickly got used to it.
What shocked him the most was that he descended from the sky at such a high speed, and although the mecha automatically and spontaneously crouched down with its body, it did not feel any physical discomfort.
In fact, as Elke and others worried before, a speedy vehicle like the White Bird cannot fly manned, because no one can withstand such a large gravitational acceleration and impulse.
The same goes for small bench No. 1.
Chen Haocong: Although they have installed a very strong magnetic cushioning on this control compartment, it is still impossible to completely offset the gravitational acceleration, and the method they use is also like cheating.
That is to throw Chen Yong into the lazy gym to recharge for two hours, and then resist this gravitational acceleration, and then lift the weight as lightly.
Because the mecha is directly corresponded to the body, this operation method is extremely simple and direct, for example, some cameras were contaminated with water droplets just now, and some were blurry, Chen Yong just shook his head, and his vision immediately became clear again.
The auxiliary control system automatically detects and locks the surrounding people to help Chen Yong analyze the situation.
This combat assistance system is hundreds of times better than the auxiliary system on the best plane that Chen Yong has ever flown on, and he likes it as soon as he uses it.
At this time, a prompt is heard: "Camera spotted!"
"Found a camera, it looks like there's a reporter?" Travis's voice rang out, "Hurry up, open the ad!"
"Can I not open the advertisement?" Lu Rong asked weakly, "We are only handsome for three seconds!"
"That's not good, we're sponsoring, we're collecting advertising fees, and if we want to break the contract, we'll be sued and ruined. Travis said, "Who made us too poor?"
"Open the ad. Chen Haocong ordered sullenly.
Even Chen Yong, who was accustomed to obeying orders, was a little helpless at this time, and he was silent for two seconds before replying: "Yes, open the advertisement." Then he directly whispered a voice command: "Recycle the twin swords!"
There was a "snort", similar to the sound of steel wire popping out, and on his shoulder, the two steel wires instantly tightened, and the two swords that flew out were retracted.
As the swords approached his side, he raised his hands and grasped the two swords in his hands with precision, crossing them in front of his chest.
The twin swords were in his hands, and then they suddenly lit up, revealing two lines of handwriting on them.
When the two swords of the mecha god soldier lit up, everyone present thought that this would be some kind of high-tech laser sword, high-frequency sword or something like that.
Who would have thought that after the light up, everyone would be stupid, and there were only two lines of words on it.
About a few hundred meters away, on the small boat that had just approached, a major observer from China saw the words on it, and spat out with a pop, spraying the head of a Thai officer who was half a head shorter in front of him.
An officer from Taiwan next to him also looked constipated.
Mecha Warrior Bench No. 1 - not complaining about the name for the time being - stood there handsomely, two swords crossed in front of his chest, as if he was about to launch a swift attack in the next second.
The two swords in its hands are brilliant and extremely bright, not to mention 16 million true color RPG faith lamps.
I saw two lines of colorful words flowing on it.
The sword in his left hand reads: "Duotu kills cats, the last wave of 618 store celebrations, and Jingdong is full of white strips and interest-free." ”
The sword in his right hand reads: "Slaughter dogs with righteousness, buy furniture, buy food, buy electrical appliances, buy 3C, go to Tmall, and buy it." ”
"What's written on the two swords?" the crowd's eyes widened, speculating on what was written on the two swords.
"I guess it's written Prajnaparamita, Nam no Amitabha......" This is a Nepalese military officer.
"It's the fighters who are in front of you!" said an Indonesian officer.
"I guess it's a poem like ten steps to kill a person and a thousand miles without leaving a line?" a South Korean officer glared.
"Is it a haiku?" one American wondered.
"Phew, that's Japanese. The officer in the country finally reacted, but he stared at it for a long time, and he didn't know how to explain it to them.
These two are really worthy of being domestic e-commerce giants, and the timing is too good for advertising......
The officer from Taiwan next to him laughed so badly that he said with a serious face at this time: "The names of the two swords written on this, these two swords, one is called killing cats, and the other is called slaughtering dogs." ”
"Killing cats and dogs, this name is not very domineering!"
"However, for it, killing us tiny humans is as easy as killing cats and dogs......"
There was a lot of discussion about the meaning, charm and other aspects of the two swords.
All give birth to the feeling of the mountains looking up.
Lazy God Technology, worthy of Lazy God Technology!
The two officers from the mainland and Taiwan glanced at each other and suddenly felt a sense of sympathy for each other.
It's a lonely pain to be educated!
You young people, how can you understand the rivers and lakes of my Greater China!
At this moment, the Mecha Divine Soldier took a step forward and turned sideways, revealing behind him.
Everyone was taken aback, and suddenly remembered Hu Zhuofei and the others who were swallowed by the steel torrent fired by the machine cannon just now.
I'm afraid it's going to be a blur of flesh and blood now.
Then they saw that behind the mecha god, a huge shield-shaped object nearly twenty meters high was diagonally inserted in front of the dock, and the shield-shaped object was inserted into the seabed, even if it withstood dozens of cannon attacks, it was still intact and did not leave the slightest scratch at all.
Just now, before the mecha god soldier landed from the sky, he must have dropped his shield first, and in a dangerous and dangerous moment, he blocked the torrent of death shot by the machine gun.
Everyone's eyes were subconsciously attracted by the shield, which looked like it was fiberglass, completely transparent, but it could withstand a fall from a height, inserting into the rocks of the bottom of the sea without shattering, and its performance was amazing.
You know, after the eruption, basalt is formed, and the strength is extremely high.
The person behind the shield, after escaping death, was staring blankly at the huge mecha divine weapon in front of him, unable to come back to his senses for a long time.
When they reacted, they found that the shield in front of them reflected a series of lights and shadows.
A commercial for a man and a woman: "Hey, this is your Yida!"
The woman looked back and smiled: "It's your Yida." ”
"What is this talking about?" The numerous observers on the observation ship turned their heads to look at the officers from the mainland.
"They are saying, this shield is called the Yida shield. The officer's face was constipated.
At this moment, the ad switched again: "Sophie is super asleep, take care of your ......"
On the Silence, Travis, who was remotely monitoring the "Little Bench No. 1", nodded again and again: "This advertisement seems to be working well, I will take a few more advertisements, and I will soon be able to earn back the later R&D expenses......"
"I said......" The four bear children next to him looked at him with fierce eyes: "Do you know what kind of advertisement you are receiving?"
"I don't know, what about advertising...... "Travis is confident, if it weren't for you poor ghosts who are too poor, why would Bear Kids Technology accept advertisements?
The four bear children are about to cry, killing cats and dogs, Yida...... Okay, forget Yida, Sophie, you're big!
Why is it that I am always handsome for three seconds!) )