Chapter 309: Fighting Cattle Across the Mountains (First Update)
"In these years, are there so many people who are old Taoists?" Hearing Liu Lang's sermon, the first reaction of the old man in charge was that there was another Taoist priest in the town, but when he looked closely, he found that there was a young man wearing a suit, tie, and leather shoes on the opposite side, and he was not next to the Taoist priest at all, what the hell is this?
"Uh...... Is there anything wrong with you?" the old man in charge looked puzzled. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"The poor road comes from the Zhengyi Palace of Longhu Mountain, the road name is Liu Langzi, I heard that there are disciples of my Longhu Mountain who are here to subdue demons and eliminate demons, so I came to take a look!"
What kind of people to deal with, what kind of methods to use, since the people in this town believe in the Taoist priest of Longhu Mountain, then Liu Lang will appear as a Taoist priest of Longhu Mountain.
Speaking of which, he is still Zhang Tianyi's uncle, and it is not a lie to arrange himself into the Zhengyi Palace.
"You are also a Taoist priest?" the old man in charge was obviously a little unconvinced.
After all, Liu Lang's dress is too different from a Taoist priest.
"Of course! Poor Dao went down the mountain to experience his state of mind in the red dust, so he did not wear Taoist robes and did not hold the dust. But my Dao heart will never change. Liu Lang also understood that his dress was really a bit of a loss, so he casually made up a reason, he knew that if he wanted to pretend to be a Taoist priest, he should have prepared a Taoist robe in the Dragon Ball.
After listening to Liu Lang's explanation, the old man in charge involuntarily turned his gaze to the middle-aged Taoist priest next to him.
That means obviously, you all came down from Longhu Mountain, you should know each other, right?
However, the middle-aged Taoist priest did look confused. Not to mention that he is not a disciple of Longhu Mountain, even if he is, it is impossible to know Liu Lang.
"Are you Zhang Tianyi's eldest disciple?" Liu Lang glanced at the middle-aged Taoist priest and asked lightly.
"Zhang Tianyi?" The middle-aged Taoist priest was stunned for a moment, then raised his head and said, "I am the eldest disciple of Zhang Tianshi, Zhang Guangming." ”
Liu Lang seemed to be looking at the side, but in fact, Yu Guang had been paying attention to the expression of the middle-aged Taoist, and the middle-aged Taoist's reaction after hearing Zhang Tianyi fell into Liu Lang's eyes without dropping.
Subsequently, Liu Lang swept it with his true eyes and found that the middle-aged Taoist priest was not called Zhang Guangming at all, and his real name was Zuo Yanbo.
I don't know Zhang Tianyi, and I have a fake name, there is no doubt that the identity of this middle-aged Taoist priest Longhushan is fake, and it is difficult to say whether he is a Taoist priest or not.
"Zuo Yanbo, do you know the consequences of pretending to be a disciple of Longhu Mountain?" Since this middle-aged Taoist priest has nothing to do with Zhang Tianyi, then Liu Lang doesn't need to be polite, and he broke the fake identity of the middle-aged Taoist priest with one word.
Hearing Liu Lang call out his name, the middle-aged Taoist priest's body trembled, and a trace of panic suddenly appeared on his face.
Soon, though, he calmed down.
"It's ridiculous to say that I'm impersonating? It's ridiculous, I've been cultivating on the dragon and tiger for more than 20 years, why have I never seen you, saying I'm impersonating? I'm afraid you're the one who is impersonating!"
When the old man in charge heard this, he was immediately blindsided.
How could this Taoist priest from Longhu Mountain come out and fake it, although intuitively, the middle-aged Taoist priest is more like the real one, but the new young man is also a straight face, and he doesn't look like a bad guy no matter how he looks at it.
At this time, the men, women and children blocking the door also found that something was wrong in the back, and the flow of people quickly gathered.
If it weren't for so many onlookers, Liu Lang would have gone up a long time ago, and beat the middle-aged Taoist priest with an old punch so much that he didn't even know his mother.
But in that case, it is difficult to convince the people in the town.
Liu Lang is still thinking about how to use the identity of the Taoist priest of Longhu Mountain to let the residents of the town lift their suspicion of the Du family, so now he must convince people with virtue!
Liu Lang took a deep breath, "Since you said that you are the eldest disciple of Zhang Tianshi, then let me ask you, how many generations are you the descendant of Dragon Tiger Mountain?"
Middle-aged Taoist priest: "This ......"
"How many apprentices does Zhang Tianshi have?"
Middle-aged Taoist priest: "That ......"
"Does Zhang Tianshi like meat or vegetarian?"
Middle-aged Taoist: "I ......"
"Is Zhang Tianshi a round face or a square face?"
Middle-aged Taoist: "You ......"
"You can't pretend to be it, can you? Even if you want to pretend to be a disciple of my Dragon Tiger Mountain, you have to do your homework in advance, you don't know these most basic things, it's really ridiculous and generous!" Liu Lang laughed.
When the people around saw this situation, they immediately talked about it, and it was obvious that they all had doubts about the identity of the middle-aged Taoist priest.
The middle-aged Taoist priest's face immediately turned the color of pig liver.
"That's right, I borrowed the name of Longhu Mountain, but are you real? Do you know the answers to the questions you asked?" the middle-aged Taoist priest held back for a long time and sneered.
Liu Lang smiled coldly, "Then I'll tell you the answer, I am the sixty-third generation descendant of Longhu Mountain, and contemporary heavenly masters have to call me uncle, Zhang Tianshi has a total of eight disciples, Zhang Tianshi likes to eat vegetarian food in front of outsiders, and likes to eat meat when no one is around, Zhang Tianshi is neither round nor square, but long face, in layman's terms, it is a pig's kidney face!"
"Poof!" Rounds of critical damage appeared on the middle-aged Taoist's heart, almost causing him to vomit blood and die.
He knew that he had met the main master this time, and it would be more difficult to pretend to be more difficult than ascending to the sky, so after hesitating, the middle-aged Taoist priest turned around and ran.
The residents of the town were shocked, they didn't expect that one or two thousand of them would be fooled by an impostor, and none of them noticed.
"Evil obstacles, don't tie your hands and catch them!" Liu Lang shouted angrily, pointing at the middle-aged Taoist priest who ran away, and the middle-aged Taoist priest fell to the ground one by one.
"...... Uproar"
The one or two thousand spectators exploded all of a sudden.
"Immortals!"
"This is the real living immortal, who can knock people down from such a distance!"
"Fighting cattle across the mountains, this is the long-lost fighting cattle across the mountains!"
People talked about it, and Liu Lang's eyes immediately changed, no one cared that the middle-aged Taoist priest who was regarded as a great immortal by them before had already gnawed a mouthful of mud!
Liu Lang nodded with satisfaction, what he wanted was such an effect, in fact, he would not fight cattle across the mountains at all, so far away, and put people down in the air, unless he advanced to the late stage of the Qi Refining Realm and realized it with the release of true qi.
In fact, Liu Lang just played a little trick, while pointing at the middle-aged Taoist, his other hand popped out a silver needle, which happened to pierce the middle-aged Taoist's leg numbness, and it was difficult for the middle-aged Taoist to think about it.
Liu Lang stepped forward and easily lifted the middle-aged Taoist priest who was more than 100 catties like a chicken, causing another exclamation.
"Everyone, Poor Dao came to Qimen Town, in fact, he was invited by Du Ruming of the Du family to pray for the Du family's exorcism, tomorrow afternoon, Poor Dao will open the altar in front of Du's house, now everyone disperse first!"
Liu Lang smiled faintly at the onlookers, then separated the crowd, came to the door of the Du family, and looked at the height of the Du family's gatehouse, Liu Lang was slightly short, and then jumped upwards violently, and actually carried a person to fly up four or five meters high, and after a while, he fell into the courtyard of the Du Mansion. (To be continued.) )