Chapter 822: The Lazy Party and the Diligent Party
The Silence once again lifted off Lake Chad, again in a float-and-accelerate mode, and before the Silence could take off, Elk retreated in a hurry, fearing that the Silence would find out about his presence.
When the Silence dropped a huge soap bubble in the air and flew away, Kalb tried to get out of hiding, but Elk held him down.
He had been carried by the airbag for thousands of kilometers in the sky, and he knew very well that there was not nothing on the airbag, there were a lot of electronic products, maybe there was some reconnaissance equipment, if it was discovered by the Silence at this time, and the Silence would turn back and come again, then they would not be able to cry.
It wasn't until the Silence's airbag fluttered away that they crept out of their hiding place.
"The Great Demon King of the Southern Underworld, I'm going to kill you!" Kalbu was suffocated, and roared at the sky, and the sound shook the four wilds.
But all that answered him was the muffled sound of the wind around him, and the innocent eyes of a group of black terrorists who were glowing green.
"Get out! get out of here, a bunch of stupid pigs!" Seeing their expressions, Kalb was angry, he grabbed Elke and said, "I don't dare you use any method, I want you to build a weapon more powerful than the Silence!
"I will. Elk looked at the white trail left by the Silence in the sky and said word by word.
He will surely build a weapon more powerful than the Silence, and the next time the Silence appears in front of him will be the day the Silence falls.
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The first day of business in Lazy God Paradise has finally come to an end, and the entire Lazy God Paradise has fallen into silence, but the hustle and bustle on the Internet has just begun.
Nan Ming was worried about Chen Wei and them for a long time, and when he was going to sleep, it was already the second half of the night, he was lying in bed and planned to sleep after looking at his mobile phone, but who would have thought that he was swiped by a few sudden pop-up messages.
"@εε₯δΈεεζ», are you a lazy party or a diligent party?"
Then the following discussion suddenly became a mess.
"Needless to say, Mr. Nan must be a lazy party! After all, he is a man in the name of laziness!"
"It's strange, if Nan is always lazy, do you think he can have the kind of achievements he has now?"
"Laziness is the concept of Nanzong's life, isn't Nanzong's life always lazy?
"Uncle Hades begs for an explanation!"
What the hell is the lazy party?
Nanming glanced at it, and suddenly felt a little dizzy.
On the first day of the opening of the Lazy God Paradise, while the circle of friends and social media were exploded, the second largest partisan dispute in China was born.
After the sweet party and the salty party, the lazy party and the diligent party appeared in this world.
The so-called lazy party and the diligent party originally came from a controversy.
In the praise of the Lazy God Paradise, an opposing voice suddenly appeared: "It is said that reading thousands of books and traveling thousands of miles, we go out to travel, sometimes we are experiencing this process, measuring the land with our own feet, and the Lazy God Paradise deprives us of this power." In the Lazy God Paradise, we can only sit on the chair and let the computer manipulate our actions, which is different from the so-called tourism of those travel agencies in China that get on the bus to sleep and get off the bus to take pictures? Do you really feel happy? I would rather walk all over the Lazy God Paradise with my own feet than ...... on the chair?"
Someone below: "I went to ask the staff of Lazy God Paradise, and they said that after entering the park, you can use it completely, but on the first day of opening today, the park is full, and walking will seriously affect efficiency, so the mount mode is forced." Landlord, before you speak, it is best to be able to investigate. β
In addition to this, there was also a mocking voice: "According to what you say, self-driving is useless, and all kinds of transportation have no meaning in existing, can you just walk over there?"
"People are just a paradise, and not a famous mountain and river, according to what you say, don't set up a cable car on Mount Tai, whether you are an old man or a pregnant woman, climb on two feet, I'm afraid that the first person to be tired is the landlord......"
But someone jumped out: "When you talk upstairs, see who you are talking to? The landlord is a hiking expert, has walked thousands of kilometers on foot, is a real travel friend, has been reported on the news, the landlord's doubts are also reasonable, now people only look at the results and do not look at the process, so that the trip loses the meaning of travel, lazy God Paradise has contributed to this unhealthy atmosphere, which is not good......
"People are lazy and the paradise is in the way of you? Aren't we trying to make money just to be able to live more comfortably? You don't have money to enjoy, so you ask people all over the world to travel as poorly as you, how can there be such a reason?"
This problem is gradually being discussed by more and more people, some people say: "People are just a paradise, and people's technological innovation is regarded as leading an unhealthy atmosphere, you are very slippery on the platform, which competitor is to discredit it, if you don't want to come, you won't come, just less people compete with me, do you know how difficult it is to grab tickets to Lazy God Paradise now?"
"It can't be said that the Lazy God Paradise is now in the limelight, and public figures have to assume a certain social responsibility...... I think Nan always has to apologize for this unhealthy atmosphere......"
"Who are you, why should Ren Nan apologize to you!"
"That's it, it's just an argument, and let Mr. Nan apologize? Moral kidnapping to the extent that you are also drunk......"
The controversy then fell over, but the lazy and diligent parties began to emerge slowly.
Qin Dang said: "Traveling is also a good exercise opportunity for modern people who are seriously lacking in exercise. β
The lazy party said: "I'm already very tired from traveling, why don't I rest if I can rest......"
Qin Dang said: "Walking on your feet is a better experience......"
The lazy party said: "I can not move if I can, I want to exercise and get up and run every morning!"
Qin Dang said: "When a person's body is not used, it will become sluggish. β
The lazy party said: "It can be more comfortable, and if you don't enjoy it, you are a fool......"
The Qin Party said: "People like you will degenerate sooner or later. β
The lazy party said, "Don't stay in bed on weekend mornings if you have the ability!"
Qindang said: "If you are too lazy like this, the world will not progress." β
The lazy party said: "People are always so lazy, they don't change the world like this." β
Then the argument began to heat up.
In the end, they fought for Nanming.
Looking at these arguments, Nan Ming couldn't help but scratch his head.
How can this be answered?
No matter how you answer, you will be scolded to death by the other half.
There are all kinds of people in this world, how can they be divided by one lazy or diligent?
Even if it is a sweet party and a salty party, there are sweet and salty parties with tofu brains, and there are differences between sweet and salty zongzi, and those who like sweet zongzi do not necessarily like sweet tofu brains, and vice versa.
However, seeing that the two groups of people were getting more and more noisy, Nan Ming could only come out and speak.
"Strictly speaking, I'm supposed to be a lazy party. What I have always pursued is laziness and not laziness. In daily life, if I can save a little effort, I will save a little effort, I will never waste time on what I can not do, and I will never do it myself if I can let others help me do the trivial things of life, which is lazy. But at the same time, we will never delay what we should do, never retreat from what we should work hard, and never pretend to others when we should do it, which is laziness but not laziness. I think laziness but not laziness is the true meaning of laziness, save all unnecessary physical exertion, concentrate on the most important things, and help you succeed, so I am a lazy party. β
"I'd rather work hard to earn a few thousand dollars more to hire a nanny than do my own chores, because I am better at the former and can create more value; I would rather take the car to the gym to exercise than rely on daily walking exercise, because the former is more efficient, and the latter is more time-consuming; I would rather spend an hour to find out the pattern of one thing and then solve it in five minutes, rather than spend half an hour repeating the work in the most stupid way, because it is more fulfilling...... This is my philosophy of lazy life, and it is also the original intention of the establishment of Lazy God Paradise, that is, to be happy and happy, and to enjoy the greatest happiness in the laziest way. Of course, I have always respected hard-working people, and I want to play in a more challenging way with children's shoes, come and challenge the road of bravery!"
"My motto is, lazy but not lazy, diligent but not bitter, efficiency first, lazy party rises!"
Nanming's words were like blowing the horn of the lazy party's counteroffensive, and a group of people shouted "the rise of the lazy party", drowning the position of the Qin party. (To be continued.) )