"Damn, so fast!" Liu Lang bounced up from his chair and said in surprise. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Nonsense, Lao Tzu is an immortal, how can the methods of immortals be understood by mortals like you!" Wang Dazhui said very sharply.

Although he was ruthlessly despised, Liu Lang still tried his best to keep a smile on his boss. Then, he shifted his gaze to the immortal who had committed the crime.

I saw that the benevolent brother was wearing a green sermon robe with several big holes, holding a handful of dusty dust with hair in his hand, his head tied in a bun, and three long strands of beard under his chin. Of course, the most striking feature of this guy is still on his face, with three long blood grooves deep into the bones, and he looks like he was scratched.

Actually, this big brother has to take a good look at it, and he is also a fairy character, but his appearance at the moment is really miserable.

"Xiao Liu, this is Guangyaozi Daxian, sentenced to half a year in prison, and will be locked up in this mortal immortal prison in the future, this is his specific information, you have to entertain him well. Wang Dazhui smiled and introduced the situation to Liu Lang.

Before Liu Lang could ask other questions, Wang Dazhui had already drifted away.

Liu Lang picked up the book.

Guang Yaozi, male, age: 570 years old, rank: Daxian, on the 15th day of March 9989 in the Tianyuan calendar, he attempted to molest the married woman Yingdang, which hurt the morals of the heavenly court, and was specially sentenced to six months in prison, and the sentence ended on September 14, 9989 in the Tianyuan calendar.

Damn, it turned out to be an old hooligan over 500 years old. I didn't expect that the immortals in the heavenly court also had immodest behavior. Although Liu Lang thought so in his heart, he didn't dare to say it, this Guangyaozi is a god, and the sentence is only half a year, this kind of light criminal, it is best to serve him well, Wang Dazhui seems to mean the same.

"Guangyaozi Daxian, my name is Liu Lang, I am the jailer of this mortal immortal prison, if there is anything in the future, just greet me. There aren't many people here now, so you can choose which one you want to live in. After thinking about the wording, Liu Lang said cautiously.

"Don't choose, just this one!" Guang Yaozi chose the nearest cell and walked in directly. Silently sat on the plank bed.

Liu Lang breathed a sigh of relief, it was best to be able to play happily together, what he was most afraid of was to come to some more prickly immortals, although he was an invincible existence in this immortal prison, but he could not do it or not.

Liu Lang's mind moved, and a big lock appeared on the door of the cell, and it was locked with a click. Now Liu Lang was completely relieved.

"If Daxian doesn't have any orders, then I'll go. "The matter is done, Liu Lang is ready to leave, although Wang Dazhui said that he can extort things from these guilty immortals, but he hasn't figured out how to blackmail, after all, people are immortals, and he feels timid when he thinks about it.

"Wait a minute, little brother, can you give me something to eat. Guang Yaozi looked at Liu Lang outside and said pitifully.

"Isn't it, the gods also eat?" Liu Lang looked surprised.

"I usually don't eat, but now that I'm sealed for cultivation, I can't mobilize the immortal power in my body, so like ordinary people, I will be hungry if I don't replenish my energy. You can't die if you don't eat for a long time, but it's very uncomfortable. Guangyaozi explained.

"Wang Da Hammer, that bastard, didn't say that the fairy prison is still in charge of the food! There is no kitchen designed here, let alone food. Does Lao Tzu want to pay out of his own pocket to invite these immortals to eat? You must know that Lao Tzu himself relies on women to eat. Liu Lang scolded Wang Dazhui's ancestors a hundred times in his heart.

Then, his eyes suddenly lit up, isn't this a business opportunity?

The immortals need to eat, so I'll sell food here, everyone is a figure with a head and a face, so they don't just eat and don't give money, right? The immortals don't have RMB, so you can just give some baby pills or something, for example, Wang Dazhui gave himself the marrow washing pill before, it tastes quite refreshing, and he also earns a full table of Manchu and Han people with a table of such pills.

Thinking of this, Liu Lang deliberately showed an embarrassed expression.

"Daxian, according to the regulations, our mortal immortal prison doesn't care about food, the small one is just a temporary worker, the salary is not much, if you take money to buy you food, you will have to starve. ”

"Well, it's okay, you can get me some food, and I'll pay you. ”

Sure enough, he is worthy of being a fairy, and before I said it, he understood. Liu Lang suddenly found that this Guangyaozi was actually quite cute.

However, Guang Yaozi's next words made Liu Lang want to scold his mother.

"But I don't have any money on me now, my money is used to buy Wang Da Hammer, otherwise I won't be sent to the mortal world, you don't know, the immortal prisons in the heavenly court are all eight-person rooms, there is no independent toilet, let alone a bath, and I am a little clean, I am really not used to staying there. ”

Wang Dazhui, your mother!

Liu Lang greeted Wang Dazhui's ancestors again in his heart, you extorted all Guangyaozi's money away, let me drink the northwest wind.

"Why don't I take credit first, and when I'm released, I'll pay you back as soon as possible?" Guang Yaozi discussed.

"On credit, you immortals flying away, when you go out, where can I find you?" Liu Lang said angrily.

Guang Yaozi looked depressed, "Don't say that, everyone is a scholar, do you think I look like a debtor?"

"Like, very like!" Liu Lang said categorically.

It's really hard for a penny to beat a hero, Guang Yaozi almost cried, he has lived for more than 500 years, and he has never been so aggrieved as he is now.

"Forget it, for the sake of you being the first prisoner in this immortal prison. It is regarded as me accumulating virtue and doing good. Guangyaozi Daxian will remember my good in the future. Wait a minute, I'll go out and find you something to eat," Seeing Guang Yaozi's bitter expression, Liu Lang was a little unbearable.

Seeing that Liu Lang was leaving, Guang Yaozi stopped Liu Lang again, rubbed his hands and said, "That, little brother, I have to ask you for something." Can you get me some water, not too much, I just want to wash my beard, you know I have some cleanliness, especially this beard, it must be clean, you don't know, in heaven, I am known as a beautiful beard, and I rely on this beard. ”

"It's a lot, wait!" Liu Lang replied angrily. Then his mind moved and he appeared outside the immortal prison, however, the next moment he began to scold his mother again.

Because, Liu Lang found himself in a canyon. On both sides are smooth cliffs that you can't climb, and there is a small stream flowing slowly in the middle of the cliffs. He could feel that the immortal hell was hidden in the cliff.

"What kind of groundbreaking is this chosen by Wang Da Hammer!" Liu Lang scolded.

There is a creek at his feet, and there is water, but where can I find food on this barren mountain and wild mountain? Liu Lang was very depressed, but he was a trustworthy person, and since he promised Guangyaozi, he must do it. After thinking for a moment, he walked down the stream. After walking for half an hour, I didn't get out of the canyon, let alone people, and I didn't even touch a small animal.

Huh? What's that?

Suddenly, Liu Lang's eyes lit up, and he found that there was a plastic bag on a relatively flat ground not far away, and the plastic bag was red, green, and green.

Walking over and picking it up, Liu Lang was immediately overjoyed, because the plastic bag contained a bag of opened little raccoon crispy noodles, half a loaf of bread, a piece of bitten ham sausage, and an empty mineral water bottle. In addition to that, there is also half a bottle of Reek Shampoo.

"Probably left by those who love outdoor adventures while camping here. Seeing that there were traces of tents being installed around, Liu Lang secretly guessed. He then filled a bottle of stream water with a mineral water bottle and returned to the Immortal Prison with a plastic bag.

Guang Yaozi was already looking at it, and when he saw Liu Lang coming back, his eyes suddenly lit up.

This immortal was really hungry, and he didn't care if he was hygienic or not, so he swallowed the leftover instant noodles, bread, and ham sausages into his stomach in two bites.

"Don't thank you, if my brother needs my help in the future, I will do my best. By the way, did you bring the water?" After eating, Guang Yaozi thanked Liu Lang, and then remembered his beard.

"Here you go! Save some use, just this bottle!" Liu Lang threw the water to Guang Yaozi.

Guang Yaozi carefully poured some out of his beard, rubbed it, rubbed it, but he sadly found that his beard could not be washed with water because he had not washed it for too many days.

"Daisen, try this. Liu Lang threw the half bottle of Piaorou in the plastic bag to Guang Yaozi.

Guang Yaozi obviously hadn't used this mortal shampoo, so he hesitantly squeezed out some, wiped it on his beard, rubbed it a few times, and then rinsed it with water, and the half-foot-long beard was immediately clean, black and shiny.

"There is such a divine object in the mortal world!" Guang Yaozi took the shampoo over, looked at the trademark on it, and said suspiciously: "This thing is called Rejoice?"

"That's right, it's called Rejoice. Then Liu Lang remembered the famous overseas advertising slogan, crossed his waist and said coquettishly: "With Reaorou is so confident!"