"Uh, grandpa, how do you know I have a backhand?"

"Maybe others will think that you kid opened Weibo globally to control public opinion, but I still don't know you? You definitely won't choose to be scolded for eight generations of ancestors in order to control public opinion.

Thinking about my Li family, it can be traced back to the end of the Warring States Period, the famous general of the Qin State, Li Xin, his descendants are the Fei general Li Guang, Li Guang's fourteenth grandson, Wuwei general Li Yi, Li Yi, the eighth grandson of Li Hu, one of the eight pillars of the Western Wei Dynasty, Li Hu's grandson, Tang Gaozu Li Yuan, is also Li Shimin's father......

My Li family has been famous for generations, and when was it scolded by people all over the world? It's all because of you kid, no matter what you want to do, if you are not afraid that the ancestors will come up and strangle you, immediately release your back hand and stop this scolding. ”

Li Daoxuan said with black lines on his head: "I'm going to prepare, put my back hand immediately, grandpa, you hold down the coffin lid of the ancestors first......"

Another WeChat message came from Li Daoxuan's mother, Shen Lingyu.

After opening the voice message, an angry old voice came out.

"Li Daoxuan, you little deflated calf, Lao Tzu and I have been upright and upright all my life, and now what is being scolded by the whole world because of you? You immediately calm the incident for me, or I will whip you to death if you dip it in cold water!"

Voice message 2.

"Xiao Xuan, your third uncle is ready to send someone to beat you, but my mother didn't stop me and acquiesce, your mother and I have never been scolded so badly since the day I was born, you are so self-conscious......"

"Why does this threaten me?

Li Daoxuan looked at Guo Jia helplessly: "It can't be delayed, let's plan ahead." ”

"No way!"

Xia Chengcheng stopped Li Daoxuan: "Wait, the test results will come out soon, and when the time comes, use your Weibo to promote the company's new products, and there will be a lot of advertising money left." ”

"You have lost your money, I think you don't want to call Xia Chengcheng, you can call Xia Qian skewers. ”

Xia Chengcheng glanced at Li Daoxuan: "The company is all yours, who will you save money again?"

"Whatever you want, let me give you an opinion, I just tried it, the herbs taste too strong, not fragrant at all, you'd better add some flower water or something, and the mosquito repellent effect." ”

The audience looked at Li Daoxuan like a fool, and Xia Qingcheng couldn't help but say, "Big brother, have you used skin care products?"

Li Daoxuan said with some confidence: "I have used it......"

"What's it for?"

"Dabao, friendship alabaster, thousands of purple and red tin box version. ”

"You're an eighteen-year-old and I mentioned skincare products thirty years ago, amazing. ”

Xia Qingcheng turned around and said to the shareholders: "Don't ask him, let's discuss the name of the new product." ”

"Yi Xingchen is my person, why don't you ask me about the things he developed? I have all the names in mind. ”

"What's the name?"

"Great Immortal Water. ”

"Fuck off......

"Then why don't you call it whitening?"

"My spirit your uncle, get out!"

Xia Tingcheng turned to the shareholders and said, "I propose the first name, Yulu Ice Muscle Water. ”

Li Daoxuan couldn't help but say, "But that thing is ointment, what does it have to do with water?"

"The effect of the new product is too good, so it must be diluted, about 500% of the current concentration, so it is water, and the packaging capacity is 15ML,"

Li Daoxuan looked at Xia Chengcheng in disbelief, "Profiteer, dilution of more than 500 times is not enough, and the packaging is even a little bit, he~ ...... woman"

"What's wrong with the woman?"

"Nothing good......"

Li Daoxuan said: "I think it's better to change the name." ”

"Then what name do you say, if you dare to say something similar, big fairy water, whitening a touch of spirit or something, I will scratch you to death. ”

"Yao Ji grass dew. ”

"Yaoji?"

"Grass dew?"

"Why is it called Yaoji, is it a famous concubine in ancient times?"

Everyone looked at Li Daoxuan in confusion, only Guo Jia chuckled and said: "The Mountain of the Auntie of the Classic of Mountains and Seas and the Classic of Zhongshan." The emperor's daughter died, and its name was called the female corpse, which turned into Yao Ji grass, and its leaves were made into a yellow color, which was actually like a mound, and it was flattering to people. ”

Xia Tingcheng and the shareholders: "It's not impossible to have a name, but isn't it a little weird? And it's not foreign at all......

"This thing, we have it all over the world, even if it is called poop water, they have to buy it, and the dream of a great country is not only to make the country rich and strong, but also to export culture to the world.

After all, we are taking the high-end route, and I happen to have a jade company under my umbrella, which can increase the cost price of the product, and no one will say anything when it is expensive. As for the domestic model, use ordinary glass bottles, and the price is 50% off. ”

At this moment, two technicians from the company ran in with a stack of materials: "Xia Dong, Xia Dong, the results are out, and there are no toxic side effects." ”

"Okay, this is the production list of new products, let the purchasing department buy raw materials immediately, and the speed should be fast!"

Li Daoxuan originally wanted to delay it for a few more days, but now that his relatives have given an ultimatum, he doesn't dare to delay it any longer, so he can only upload the video to Weibo.

That's why I don't apologize, give me another chance, and I'll still do it to him." ’

The video was released, and almost immediately, the number of hits exceeded 2 billion.

After everyone opened the video, they could see Kawasaki Gomoto with an obscene look, stretching out his salty pig hand towards Chen Jinyao, and was dodged by Chen Jinyao for the first time, but he had no shame, and stretched out his salty pig hand again, and after being slapped by Chen Jinyao, he still wanted to fight back against the woman, so he was slapped by Li Daoxuan.

At this time, Li Daoxuan posted a third Weibo.

Gender equality in today's world has overturned the humble status of women in the family in the feudal era, but in society, in the workplace, if you want to be in the position, you have to split your legs.

I, Li Daoxuan, respect women, love women, and can't allow such coercive and coercive tattered things to happen in front of my eyes, although I am just a person, I still have to change. ’

Almost at the same time, Li Daoxuan's third Weibo post was reposted by UN Women, and without Li Daoxuan's consent, Li Daoxuan's three words were directly added to the list of UN Women's image ambassadors.

And Li Daoxuan's certification has one more at the same time, the title of 'Friends of World Women'......

In Li Daoxuan's Weibo comments, two voices appeared.

The first type of person believes that Li Daoxuan is understandable for beating people, and this kind of guy who does not respect women must be punished.

The second type of people believe that although Kawasaki has done something wrong, there is a legal sanction, Li Daoxuan has no right to do it, and everything must be reasonable, and it is not a gentleman's act to do it casually.