[75] On the big day, he hid at home to accompany his wife and sister
"Minglang, you're playing with your life, you're not allowed to drink, you're done drinking?
You, you, you... You're so angry with me, I'll pull your ears off for you, you bastard, I'll let you drink so much, I'll let you drink!!" Because he knew that Liu Minglang was drinking sugar water, Lin Xiaohua didn't stop it.
But when he finished drinking, Lin Xiaohua was still very cooperative, and angrily grabbed Liu Minglang's ears, causing the big guy to laugh for a while.
After holding his breath hard to make his face flushed, Liu Minglang immediately walked towards a few vendors as if he was drunk, stupidly pulled by Lin Xiaohua, and shouted stupid words to the fake tiger like two fools were drunk, "Mom and Dad, you eat and drink well, it's okay if you're drunk, I'll drive you back later, hey, where is my car, I remember that I came here."
Eh, where is this, hey, Lin Xiaohua, you don't go to school, why are you pulling my ears?
I'm telling you, don't think I'm going to like you if you're pretty, it's impossible to make me like you, unless my mom is willing to let me marry you, huh?"
"Hahaha..... Laugh at me, it turns out that the little madman is so cute when he gets drunk, hahaha... ”
"This bastard boy was so drunk that he even forgot about his marriage, hahaha, it's funny...... ”
"Look at the good things you have done, now you will be drunk with Minglang, be careful that he will give you little shoes to wear later, huh. ”
"What are you afraid of, he's drunk now, and he doesn't even know who his wife is, he won't remember it. ”
Liu Minglang's drunken words caused laughter on the scene, but Lin Xiaohua didn't care about this, she directly grabbed Liu Minglang like a tigress, walked in front of a few vendors and government officials, and said angrily, "I like your size, I'm your wife now, hurry up and take a wine glass and toast with a few bosses and leaders, or I'll throw you a kennel to sleep when you go home." ”
"When did I marry you, I didn't agree to marry you... After muttering a few words back to Lin Xiaohua, Liu Minglang picked up another bottle of unopened wine and said happily to a few vendors and leaders, "Bosses, I did whatever you want..... Knock Knock Knock.... ”
"This guy is drunk again, the last time we saw friends in Shan+tou, this guy was like this, he was drunk and forgot everything.
But when this guy gets drunk, he sings pretty well, and he sings something we haven't heard before... After raising his glass and toasting with Liu Minglang, several vendors immediately explained happily to a few government officials with a smile.
Hearing the words of a few vendors, several wholesalers not far away also responded, "That's right, this guy knows a lot of things, what deciduous bars, what black streets, what ice rain, it's always good."
But the little brother's alcohol consumption seems to have dropped, and we drank several bottles at that time, and today he only has three bottles... ”
"You are stupid, we drank a low-degree wine that time, can he be the same in his 50s this time?"
After smiling and scolding a few wholesalers, a few vendors immediately followed the big guy and said to Liu Minglang, "Minglang sings, hurry up and listen to the first fallen leaf bar for us, hahaha..." ”
"I don't know who you are.
If you want me to sing, it's okay, but you have to give money, one person has to give me a dollar, there are so many people here, one dollar per person, hahaha, a lot of money, I'm rich, hahaha... "Acting in a full set, Liu Minglang ignored Lin Xiaohua's ears, and happily asked the guests at the scene to get tickets for the concert.
At this time, the big guys thought he was drunk, so they all laughed happily, "Okay, as long as you sing well, we will pay, but if you sing badly, we will smash the field, hahahaha..." ”
"Just kidding, my fishing village male version of Teresa Teng, maybe she can't sing well, you all listen to me. ”
After dragging and shouting a few words, Liu Minglang immediately broke free from Lin Xiaohua's control, pushed away everyone's obstructions, walked to the stage that had just been set up to show the movie tonight, picked up the loudspeaker on the side, and sang "Fallen Leaf Bar" with an intoxicated face;
Alcohol spreads, like the perfume of your ecstasy, the eyes of love you pretend to reveal to me inadvertently, the lights change on the top of the stage someone is singing pompous and sad lyrics to remind me repeatedly that you are in hell and you are in the Temple of Heaven
Let go of your worries, don't you come to see me, I don't know how to exchange it with a baa for noble feelings, don't hurt me again, I'd rather leave a scar on my heart, don't dare to love, don't wander anymore, it will make my heart sore
Memories will slowly pile up into mountains, I never thought that love would become a drag,
You yearn for the luxury of famous cars and high-rise buildings, I have the life that I have not changed for you, I deserve to be corrupted by alcohol, I hold a wine bottle in the corner as a companion, I never know how to kill when I give love, let me indulge in this, cheap, ..... night bar. ”
The Fallen Leaves Bar is a Teochew song, so everyone at the scene understands it.
However, when I heard this song, most people just thought it was good, and only one of the several wholesalers hugged his head and cried after listening to it.
Seeing that the performance was almost over, Liu Minglang hurriedly pretended to be drunk, and then in the expression of the big guy's understanding, he was driven back to his new home by Lin Xiaohua and Xiaolong and their group.
After arriving at the new home, Xiaolong, Ali and the others immediately left Liu Minglang and Lin Xiaohua, and said ruthlessly, "You two go slowly and count the money, let's drive to pick up girls, hahaha..." ”
"No, there is nothing to eat at home, our bride and groom are hungry, you are embarrassed to eat and drink, you remember to bring us food... Looking at Xiaolong and others who drove their car to pick up girls, Liu Minglang was speechless and almost cried.
Speaking of Xiaolong's ability to drive, Liu Minglang felt that he was quite cheap.
After coming back last night, Liu Minglang deliberately looked for Xiaolong to show off, but Xiaolong directly pulled him out of the car, and after a simple understanding, he directly drove his car out for a walk.
Xiaolong and the others didn't reply to Liu Minglang's words, and the car rushed out with a swish, leaving only Liu Minglang and Lin Xiaohua, who had been busy in the morning until now, and the newcomers who had not been able to eat properly were messy in the wind.
Originally, Xiaolong and the others were ruthless, but what made Liu Minglang and Lin Xiaohua even more speechless was that when the mother brought food over to give them food, she actually threw the three little guys Minghua, Mingyue, and Mingxin into their care, saying that it was to prevent them from doing bad things and hurting their grandson.
So Liu Minglang and Lin Xiaohua, the newlyweds, were sad, others were eating and drinking happily when they got married, but they had to hide in the house and pretend to be drunk and couldn't go out to meet people.