Chapter 2: The Demon King
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I thought about it and said to the slate: "Hey, Wu Neng, I'm going to go first, you can find a way not to be discovered by them, you can catch up with me, I will accept you as my junior brother; Pen, fun, pavilion www. biqugeγ infoβ
After speaking, I stepped on the Shennong sword, patted the spine of the sword, and shouted: "Drive!"
The Shennong Sword roared into the sky, shortened all the way, and returned to its original length when it reached a height of 100 meters.
I looked down at the bottom at a height of hundreds of meters, and there were countless black spots on the river bank slowly gathering upstream, it seems that my judgment was right, abandon the car to protect the handsome, and played a good chess game for the first time in my life!
I whistled softly, and the Shennong Sword accelerated sharply, speeding along the curve of the river.
I don't know how long I flew, about half an hour, when my head suddenly hit the hard earth, I shrunk my neck in pain, and I tilted my head slightly to look overhead, and I could make out in the gray and black that they were black clods of earth, which were suspended in the sky, and the further I went, the lower and lower, looking ahead, and the farther I seemed to be connected with the earth.
In order to avoid damage to the scalp, I had to let the Shennong sword fly a little lower, more than ten minutes later, the scalp rubbed against the earthen wall again, I endured the pain, pressed down the Shennong sword again, and always paid attention to the clods on the head, slowly, I got closer and closer to the ground, only about 20 meters apart.
The little ghosts who were quietly observing the river on the shore, when they heard the wind, they all looked up, and when they saw that I was very handsome, they cheered loudly one after another: "The handsome guy is here, the handsome guy is here... Chasing handsome guys..."
My sweat soaked the clothes on my back, and I scolded in my heart: "Straight bite, is it wrong to be handsome? β
A certain ghost king saw a sword slashing across the sky, and all the ghosts under the sword chased after him, and hurriedly shouted: "What are you doing!
One of the tens of thousands of imps who ran fast hurriedly stepped in to him, shouting in his ear: "Handsome guy!" Pointing at me, he shouted again: "The human who ate the Lord of the Ghost Sect!"
"Oh, I see. The Ghost Demon King nodded, watching tens of thousands of little ghosts roll and crawl, rolling up puffs of gunpowder and rushing past him, sneered twice, and in the next second, he appeared more than ten feet in front of me, holding his hands on his back, standing proudly.
"......Huh" I grabbed the hilt of the sword, stopped the Shennong sword, stared at the beautiful man in front of me for a closer look, and asked, "You look good in this dress, where did you buy it?"
"Huh?" The Ghost Demon King was stunned for a moment, looked at his clothes again, and said with a smile: "My wife sewed it, how is it, my wife's craftsmanship is okay?"
"Okay, okay, if my wife also has such a good craft, it will be developed, may I ask your wife's surname?"
The Ghost King replied cheerfully: "The surname is Xiao." β
I arched my hand: "Fortunately, fortunately, say hello to your wife on my behalf, goodbye!"
"Drive!" I slapped the Shennong sword hard, and the Shennong sword flew past him with a swish. Just by luck, I suddenly saw more than ten zhang in front of me, and there was a handsome guy staying, and he looked the same as the ghost just now, I glanced back, and the ghost and demon king had disappeared.
"Is this brother the handsome guy just now?" I stretched out my finger and pointed back, staring at him with round eyes, confused.
"Don't interrupt," the Ghost Demon King reported to himself: "This handsome guy, I'm a handsome guy! What a handsome guy! This king, one of the Imperial Protectors of the Ghost Sect with the highest skill in the underworld, the Ghost Demon King Luo Xiutian." I said, you kid, aren't you a dog who has the audacity to eat the great and dashing Lord of the Ghost Sect?"
I sighed, "Actually, this was a misunderstanding..."I rolled my eyes and thought about it, "Five hundred years ago, I and..."
"Don't fool me with what happened five hundred years ago, I think you're in your twenties at most. "The Demon King has a unique vision and hits the nail on the head, sealing my lies.
Although I have lied countless times, I think the best lie is always "Next!"
"Lord Oni Sect is willing to be eaten by me. I closed my palms, slowly closed my eyes, and slowly opened my eyelids, "The poor monk is a great god of salvation from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, and your ghost sect lord sees me handsome and dashing, and is willing to be eaten by me to help me practice into a golden body." Oh Mituo Buddha, good!
The Ghost Demon King's eyes were as cold as lightning: "Nonsense! Lord Ghost Sect has great mana, why are you willing to be a poop for you, if you can't tell why, I will die with you today!"
I saw that he looked like he didn't want to die, and knew that he had offended him, if there was a slight mistake, the consequences would be unimaginable, and now, this lie can only continue to be made up: "Before he died, Lord Ghost Sect once said to me, 'If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?', he said, 'Although my magic power is boundless, but there are thousands of people who want my life, and in the end, it is not to be reduced to being crippled by others, or even to be destroyed?' Why don't I sacrifice my life for righteousness and dedicate all my strength to you, so that I don't have to hide from the gods, and I can borrow your power to restore the great cause of my ghost clan for hundreds of billions of years?"
When he said this, the poor monk had to agree temporarily, but the poor monk only ate vegetarian food and did not eat meat, so the Lord of the Ghost Sect turned into a green onion and let me roll it in egg skin to eat. I ate him with a handful of tears and snot, and as a result, my stomach was indigestion, and it hurt for several days, the poor monk is the heart of a bodhisattva, how can he eat your ghost sect for no reason, everything is providence!"
I said that the ghost cried and howled, and the ghost and demon king had to believe it, and he also said: "Amitabha, the elder is suffering, please!" One hand was raised slightly, stepped aside, and asked me to come over.
I patted the Shennong sword nervously, and slowly flew past him, my hand on my abdomen to hide the tension, there was no sadness or joy on my face, and my acting skills were first-class.
"Slow!" The Ghost Demon King's figure moved, and he came ten feet in front of me, raised his palm, and said, "How can I believe you!"
"Alas!" I sighed, and grieved, "it seems that the poor monk can only be vouched for by his personality." β
"What is a personality, can you show me?" the Demon King spread his palm and made a gesture to take it.
"This?" I gasped, why did I run into a guy who didn't know what his personality was, and now I was in trouble.
"Personality, for the time being, can be interpreted as the dignity of being a human being, the ancients said: 'Poverty and lowliness cannot be moved, wealth and nobility cannot be moved, and power cannot be moved... Can't be cheap. 'To be a man should stand up to the heavens and the earth, and must not be greedy for life and fear death, and kneel down to seek glory. β
These words were said with great righteousness and awe-inspiring, and at the end, a Buddha name was added: "Oh Mituo Buddha." β
The Ghost Demon King nodded, his eyes showed a look of pious admiration, and he was influenced by my Buddha nature, he bowed his head and said, "Amitabha." β
I slowly lowered my brows, glanced at the riverbank, pretended to be sad and joyless, and said, "Dare to ask the donor, why are there so many ants down there?"
The Ghost Demon King hurriedly replied: "Amitabha, the master is wrong. They are ghosts, not ants. β
I slowly closed my eyes, shook my head and sighed: "In my eyes, they are the same as ants, busy all day long, but they don't know what they want, sad, woohoo." β
The Ghost Demon King also sighed and said, "Master Gao Jian, Gao Jian. β
He looked up, but found that I had flown far away, turned into a black dot, and sighed, "O master!"
"Who are you talking about?" My voice sounded behind him, "That's not me." β
The Ghost Demon King turned his head, obviously a little surprised, lowered his head, and said, "Amitabha, thank you for the master's order." β
The black dot was nothing more than a fly, and I killed it with a flick of my fingers, and flew forward, but he was babbling on me, thinking that I had cast some kind of spell.
The opportunity seemed to have come, I slapped the Shennong sword, the Shennong sword was painful, and with a chirp, it took me forward and flew forward, and when I turned around, I saw that the ghost demon king was still standing there stupidly, bowing his head and repenting, I laughed wildly: "Hehehe, hahaha... Idiot, idiot..."
There was a wind blowing from behind, and the voice of the ghost king blew: "Huh, where is the master? Could it be that he was the one who flew away just now?"
After flying for a few more minutes, the space shrank sharply, and the distance between heaven and earth was only three or four meters, so I was forced to get off my sword and walk, and when I turned around, I saw those ghosts and monsters looking at me from a distance for some reason, and they didn't dare to catch up.
I guess we must have reached the end of the sinking river, and this checkpoint must be heavily guarded by heavy troops, so we must be careful and vigilant.
The pale red river water flows slowly from under a large iron gate, on both sides of the iron gate, is connected to the "sky" bluestone wall, under the wall stands a row of guards, all tall and handsome, straight suits, and stand as steady as Mount Tai, solid as a rock.
I couldn't see who the boss was, so I stepped forward and sang a song to each of the guards: "Oh Mituo Buddha, everyone has worked hard, hello, hello, you are good..."
After shaking hands with them one by one, I explained my intention: "The poor monk is from beautiful China, and he came to the prefecture to inspect for three months on the order of Chairman Mao. β
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