Chapter 49: You Fart? No, It's You!

What Ye Fei said to Wei Kun before was naturally not deceiving Wei Kun.

The cultivation knowledge passed on to Ye Fei by the ancestor of reincarnation is very complex, not only cultivation, medical skills, talisman making, alchemy, but also the art of looking at qi and so on.

It's just that Ye Fei's current cultivation is still very weak, and he can only see some superficial things.

Before, Ye Fei said that Wei Kun's mother was sick, not only through what he heard in the gambling stone shop, but also from Wei Kun's parents' palace.

Wei Kun's parents, Gong Yuejiao, were stagnant, which naturally meant that Wei Kun's mother was seriously ill.

It's just that with Ye Fei's current low cultivation, it can also be seen that Wei Kun's mother is sick, which can only show that Wei Kun's mother has reached the point where she has run out of oil.

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After school in the afternoon, Ye Fei bought a fruit basket and followed Li Yunzhu to the People's Hospital to visit Li Yunzhu's mother.

Li Yunzhu was absent-minded all the way, and there was a worried expression on his face, obviously worried about his mother's condition.

As soon as the two of them arrived at the hematology department on the third floor, a mocking voice rang out.

"Yo, isn't this Li Xiaomei, why did you bring a man over today, aren't you afraid that Dr. Fan will find out and drive your mother and daughter out of the ward?"

In the corridor, a fashionably dressed gorgeous woman was staring at Li Yunzhu and sneered.

Li Yunzhu ignored this person, lowered his head and planned to walk towards the ward inside.

However, this person didn't plan to let Li Yunzhu go like this.

"Why don't you speak, are you being told by me that the central matter is weak? Look at you, you look quite innocent, at a young age, the means of playing with men are not bad. ”

After speaking, he also glanced at Ye Fei with a scrutinizing gaze, and said: "However, it's just that your vision is not bad, your little boyfriend is a little inferior, I'm afraid I can't help you pay for the medical expenses!"

"You ......" Li Yunzhu had been humiliated like this, and his little face was so angry, "The surname is Tian, what nonsense are you talking about......"

"Am I talking nonsense?"

The gorgeous woman sneered when she heard this.

"If you hadn't seduceed Dr. Fan by yourself, Dr. Fan would have given you the only bed? Hehe, now it's good, just got a bed, and found a boyfriend who paid for your medical bills!"

As soon as Ye Fei heard the conversation between the two, he instantly understood what was going on.

Hospitals like the People's Hospital are never short of patients, and many times, there will be a shortage of beds.

Obviously, the family of this gorgeous woman should also be hospitalized here, but because of the shortage of beds, they did not get a bed, but Li Yunzhu's mother got a bed, and this woman hated Li Yunzhu because of this.

However, this woman's mouth is really vicious!

There were a lot of patients and family members in the corridor, and when they heard their conversation at this time, they all looked over curiously, and pointed at Li Yunzhu.

Being stared at like this by so many people, Li Yunzhu was so angry that his body was trembling, but he didn't know how to fight back, and tears couldn't help but roll in his eyes.

Ye Fei walked over and patted Li Yunzhu on the shoulder, and at the same time, a true yuan was injected into Li Yunzhu's body very subtly along his palm, making her calm down.

Only then did he say to Li Yunzhu: "Don't be afraid, leave this matter to me." ”

As for how to deal with this kind of person who has nothing to do, he has summed up his experience!

As soon as Ye Fei finished saying this, the gorgeous woman sneered at him: "Boy, my sister reminds you as a passer-by, some women look quite innocent, and secretly don't know how sassy they are, you have to be careful, don't be sold and help the people!"

Ye Fei glanced at the gorgeous woman and said lightly, "Auntie, didn't you see the middle school uniforms that the two of us were wearing?"

After speaking, Ye Fei also shook his head with a pretended sigh, "I really sympathize with you, you are blind at this age!"

"Poof~"

The onlookers in the corridor couldn't help but burst out laughing when they heard Ye Fei's words, especially when they saw Ye Fei's pretended sympathetic expression.

At this time, they also noticed the school uniforms on Ye Fei and Li Yunzhu, and knew that the two of them were students.

Li Yunzhu is obviously still a high school student, but he was so humiliated by the gorgeous woman in front of him. Thinking of this, everyone's gaze at the gorgeous woman became disdainful.

"Little Cub, why do you say who is blind?" The gorgeous woman's face turned red with anger, and she rushed over to grab Ye Fei's face, but Ye Fei gently dodged it.

"Auntie, I can't smell the commotion, can you please stay away from me?" Ye Fei said lightly after avoiding the woman's hand.

"You...... Little chop, what are you talking about, there is a smell on the old lady's body? The old lady is scented, can't you smell it?" the gorgeous woman scolded angrily.

Ye Fei continued: "Not only are you sassy, but your libido is also very strong, and a man can't satisfy you at all! If you don't guess wrong, you only slept with two men last night." Moreover, it's the same time, the time, about nine o'clock in the evening!"

Two men?

At the same time?

Ye Fei's words immediately caused an uproar among the onlookers.

I didn't expect this gorgeous woman to look very fashionable and play even more hilarious, and she was with two men at the same time......

The gorgeous woman looked at Ye Fei with a shocked face at this time, she didn't understand, how could Ye Fei know her secret.

However, at this time, being watched by so many people, she naturally would not admit it.

"Let go of your mother's fart, little miscellaneous, if you dare to talk nonsense again, be careful that I tear your mouth apart!" the gorgeous woman pointed at Ye Fei and shouted.

"Huh. Ye Fei smiled, "Did I talk nonsense, you don't know in your own heart? Don't you want to know, why do you have such a strong libido?"

"Why?" asked the gorgeous woman subconsciously.

After finishing speaking, his face changed instantly.

Wouldn't her words be equivalent to admitting Ye Fei's previous words in disguise?

Sure enough, as soon as her words fell, there were some people who thought Ye Fei was talking nonsense, but at this time, they all widened their eyes and looked at this gorgeous woman.

One of the gorgeous woman's faces instantly turned red, and then turned from red to purple, so embarrassed that she couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into!

"Because, you are sick!" Ye Fei's voice rang out again.

"You're sick, your whole family is sick!" The gorgeous woman pointed at Ye Fei and scolded, at this time, she naturally knew that she was being tricked by Ye Fei, and she wanted to rush up and strangle Ye Fei at this time.

Ye Fei didn't have the slightest anger on his face when he heard this, and raised his eyebrows and said, "What?

"Hmph, the old lady only had a full body examination a week ago, and she is very healthy!" said the gorgeous woman with a sneer.

"Hehe, there are some problems, and the equipment in the hospital can't be checked. Ye Fei squinted and smiled, "If you don't believe it, then let me ask you, have you always felt hot and dry in your chest recently, but your hands and feet are cold and sweaty?"

The flamboyant woman opened her mouth, but did not say anything to refute it.

She looked at Ye Fei in disbelief, because these symptoms of hers were all said by Ye Fei.

Recently, she just felt that her chest was hot and unbearable, her hands and feet were cold and she was sweating, and after Ye Fei said this, she remembered that it was after she had this symptom that her libido became much greater than before.

At this time, Ye Fei's voice sounded again.

"If you still don't believe me, you can use your finger to press an inch below the umbilicus and see if there is a tingling sensation?"

The gorgeous woman was a little frightened by Ye Fei's words, and subconsciously pressed towards the position that Ye Fei said.

In an instant, a cone-like sensation instantly changed her whole body, making her unable to help but take a breath of cold air.

Now, the gorgeous woman panicked!

Everyone in the audience also looked at Ye Fei curiously, they didn't understand, Ye Fei and this gorgeous woman were meeting for the first time, and they hadn't even been in contact with her, how could they know her symptoms so clearly.

Ye Fei didn't pay attention to everyone's eyes, and said to the gorgeous woman: "If you want to cure your illness, then press it hard......"

The gorgeous woman gritted her teeth when she heard this, and pressed it hard.

Boom~!

A loud stinky fart sound instantly resounded throughout the corridor.

Then there was a foul smell in the entire corridor, like rotten eggs that had been sitting for several years suddenly being broken.

Those onlookers who were watching the excitement behind the gorgeous woman were caught off guard, and they were almost fainted by this stinky fart, and hurriedly avoided them one by one.

When the onlookers on the other side saw this scene, they also covered their noses one by one, and almost fainted without laughing!

The gorgeous woman's face was so gloomy that she was about to drip water, and she gritted her teeth at Ye Fei and said, "Little miscellaneous, are you fooling me?"

Ye Fei shook his head and said lightly: "I didn't fool you, do you feel a lot more comfortable now?"

"You fart~!" the gorgeous woman blurted out.

"No," Ye Fei shook his head and said with a serious face, "It's you who fart!"

Just when Ye Fei's words fell.

The sound of "sudden" farts, like machine guns, continued to sound from behind the gorgeous woman.

The gorgeous woman screamed, no longer had the face to stay here, and rushed towards the hospital bathroom with her ass covered.

Li Yunzhu looked at Ye Fei, his eyes brightened, and asked, "How did you do it?"

Ye Fei smiled and said, "Didn't I tell you, I once studied Chinese medicine with an old man, and I naturally saw her illness." As for what kind of illness she has......"

Ye Fei paused, and a mysterious smile attracted everyone's curiosity.

Only then did he say: "It's just an endocrine disorder caused by a disorder of work and rest, and the position I just asked her to press is the qi sea point of the human body, whoever presses it like her will also fart!"

"As for why that fart stinks so much, it's naturally because she has accumulated too many toxins in her body. Now that it's all released, it's still good for her. Ye Fei explained with a smile.

Li Yunzhu burst out laughing when he heard this, and couldn't help but give Ye Fei a roll of his eyes: "You are really bad!"

Ye Fei was speechless when he heard this, this was the second time he had heard this evaluation today.

"Wow...... Why does it stink so much?"

Just as the two of them were about to enter the ward, a voice that made Ye Fei sound slightly familiar sounded from behind the two of them.

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