Chapter 1409: What about the ashtray?
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Chapter 1409: What about the ashtray?
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The beautiful woman who walked in front of Brahma nodded and said a foreign word.
Brahma was really taken aback, looked at Luo Cai with wide eyes, and exclaimed, "Oh my god! You've only been in the secular world for a few days, and you can throw off foreign words!"
"What's all the fuss about this, catch some people with developed minds, and directly copy their memories, what can't you learn!" Luo Caiyan smiled, looked at Brahma with charming eyes, and made a delicate voice: "Brother Tian, how majestic you are in Kunlun Divine Mountain! Who sees you can't be respectful! But when you return to the secular world, I feel how you have changed!"
Listening to Luo Cai's words, Brahma's hand shook, the cigarette almost didn't fall on the bed, Tang Guo changed, he gave him a whole breath, Luo Cai changed again, he looked at Luo Cai coldly, and made a faint voice: "I am Sun Wukong, seventy-two changes, I have become a transformer! You can tell me where I have changed? After you think about it, don't learn from Tang Guo's headless and brainless, nonsense, if you don't say it, you can go home quickly! I dare to conclude that she can get into Luo Da, and Tang He must have stabbed money in the back!" Shen Shiya can't do this, just probe Lao Qian's tone!"
"Brother Tian, you speak very gently to other women, why do you ...... me?"
Brahma interrupted Luo Cai's words and asked, "What did I do to you?"
"Neither lukewarm, ignore it, if I don't take the initiative to come to you, I'm afraid you'll forget me!" Luo Cai sat next to Brahma as he spoke, stretched out a plump and white Rouyi to hold his arm, looked aggrieved, and said coquettishly: "I came to Los Angeles with those humble werewolves, and I was sent to the underground fortress by that little foreign girl of yours, and she treated me as a werewolf, if I didn't look at your face, where would I suffer this kind of grievance." β
Seeing that Brahma didn't speak, Luo Cai smoked a cigarette and continued: "The secular world is really not fun, why don't we go back to Kunlun! From this morning to now, I can see that the people who respect you, that is, those of your subordinates, and the rest of them are not polite at all when they talk to you, and you still mingle with them! How can there be a little bit of the prestige of the disciples of the Kunlun Divine Venerable!"
"Luo Cai, do you know what a friend is? What is friendship? What is a brother?" Brahma looked at Luo Cai and made a calm voice, seeing her puzzled, he sighed lightly and said: "Good friends are together, they can be born and die, and at critical moments, they can give their backs to each other! Of course, you don't understand, because you were born in the Kunlun Sacred Mountain, and the people and things you come into contact with are full of deceit, and they are all allied for the sake of interests! Those who make friends with profit will be dissociated with those who have profits, and those who make friends with power will be cut off if they are overpowered! The so-called holy realm is more realistic than the secular world!"
"Brother Tian, what you said is not right! Don't separate us and say that we are all the same kind of people, you are the inheritor of the Heavenly Dao, don't you also want to fight for the Emperor's Dao? Don't you also want to form an alliance? For example, Long Zhantian, Aragorn, Sea King, Joanna, aren't they all bargaining chips? And they are respectful to you, in fact, they are optimistic that you will be able to fight a bright path on the Emperor's Road in the future, and they also want to get benefits from you! Don't you think they are hypocritical?" Luo Cai said unconvinced.
"I can see it clearly, today's debate will end here! There is something unsolvable in my heart, and tomorrow I will finish reading the yellow calendar, find an auspicious day of the zodiac, and then we will open the altar again, and I will give you a lecture on the scriptures!" After Brahma finished speaking, he sighed lightly and said: "I came back in too much hurry last night, and I was a little anxious to do things, and there was a little mistake for the funeral of Fengyun, and I didn't understand it, and I didn't occupy the gate of heaven, and I stepped into the gate of the bar!"
As soon as Brahma's words fell, he saw the space crack, the divine light erupted, and the divine Tianyu appeared in the room, looking at Brahma and smiling: "Brother Tian, you are finally back!"
"Why are you here? You just arrived? Have you been here for a while? Have you had lunch? You haven't eaten, I'll take you downstairs to eat!" Brahma raised his eyelids and looked at Shen Tianyu and said.
"Brother Tian, we came back and forth, and Los Angeles spread the word that it arrived at dusk on the day you came back...... Uh-huh!" Shen Tianyu smiled, looked at Brahma and said it, and made a cheap voice.
Brahma shook his head and looked around, and Shen Tianyu said urgently: "Brother Tian, what are you looking for?"
"Where's the ashtray?" said Brahma casually, his glasses still looking around.
Shen Tianyu and Luo Cai both looked for the ashtray, but they didn't find it, Shen Tianyu reached out and snatched half of the cigarette in Brahma's hand, pressed it directly on the palm of his hand and snuffed it out, and said with a smile: "Brother Tian, what ashtray are you looking for, it will be extinguished directly!"
"I'm not looking for an ashtray to pinch a cigarette butt...... You are a loser, and you will be snuffed out by you if you have half of it left, give it to me, and let me have two more mouthfuls!" Brahma frowned, reached out and snatched back the small half of the cigarette from Shen Tianyu's hand, and lit it in his mouth.
Shen Tianyu looked at Brahma with a puzzled expression, he knew that Brahma was unfathomable and had surpassed the thinking of normal people, and asked urgently: "Brother Tian, then what are you looking for an ashtray?"
"I'll shoot you both back to Kunlun with an ashtray, but don't dangle in front of my eyes! If you want to stay, stop and don't play with foreign things...... Still choking to death, hmph, you want to be angry with me!" Brahma hurriedly finished speaking, looked at Shen Tianyu with cold eyes, and saw his panicked face, he coughed dryly, and said, "I tell you, if you stay in the secular world, you must abide by the rules of the secular world, understand?"
"Brother Tian, as long as I can follow you, I will definitely abide by your rules!" said Shen Tianyu urgently.
Brahma took two deep puffs of cigarette, the smoke was too small, looked down, there was a cigarette fart left, he grabbed Shen Tianyu's hand, pressed it directly on his hand, and said: "By the way, you pinched the cigarette before, you can't do it in the future, others will think that you are playing tricks and scaring people! It will cause trouble, this is the secular world, not the Kunlun Holy Realm! At some point, the human beings in the secular world are more ruthless than the immortals! So you can't reveal your true identity, I will let people settle down with you and do it** , like a normal person in the future, don't let people think that you are like psychopaths, always remember one word - low-key!"
Shen Tianyu nodded vigorously, patted his chest vigorously, "snapped" the mountain sounded, and said solemnly: "Brother Tian, don't worry, I am the Tianjiao of the Shen family, I know the rules and politeness best, and I will definitely not cause you trouble!"
"Who are you scaring by patting your chest? As soon as you finished speaking, you made a mistake again, how can you make me believe you? Still refreshing the Shen family...... When you come, you can't leave the halo behind and come out again, how tired you are from wearing your head! In the future, try not to speak in front of people, and if you have to let you speak, you will remember the five-character mantra......"
Shen Tianyu's eyes widened, he was very curious, and there was a five-character mantra, and he asked urgently: "Brother Tian, is it a very powerful mantra? It can't be a mystery, right?"
Luo Cai's eyes also lit up, and he pricked up his ears to listen, for fear that he would miss a word for a while and become a four-character mantra, which would not be a mantra.
"You've thought too much! I'm sorry to let you down! However, these five words of mantra are absolutely profound, and if you can understand them thoroughly, you will be able to do a great job in the secular world! You remember it, just say it once!" Brahma glared at them, took a deep breath, and said solemnly, "Well, yes, yes, yes, good." β
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