"How come!" Liu Xuan exclaimed exaggeratedly, "If you stick your teeth on both sides, if you pull out one, of course it will be extremely ugly, but if you insert it in the middle of your mouth, will it still be ugly? ”

Di listened to what he said, and he felt that the momentum was extraordinary and majestic. Liu Xuan smiled secretly: "Fool, your nose is also in the middle, I'll see how you fight later." ”

"Second," Liu Xuan paused, and unceremoniously continued to make conditions: "You have four legs, and I only have two, it seems a bit unfair, right?"

Di listened to the breath and said in a rough voice: "How can this be counted! My mother didn't discuss it with me when she gave birth to me, besides, your mother didn't give you four legs, but you have two hands, four to four, it's flat!"

"Uh......" Liu Xuan rolled his eyes and laughed dryly. I secretly cursed in my heart and listened to the old demon's calculations. Frowning and thinking for a while, he still couldn't think of any advantage of Di Ting, so he said nonsense: "Today I don't feel sick to my stomach and have indigestion, this is really unfair to me, you don't want to win, let's fight another day." ”

Di Ting said angrily: "No!" "Why can't it?" Liu Xuan screamed twice, holding his stomach, "Look, I'm a patient! It hurts me!"

Di Ting sneered: "Patient, can a patient kill so many of my offspring?

"I think of another one! Your nose is longer than mine, and there is more, you are taller than me, condescending, I have suffered a big loss!" Liu Xuan exclaimed exaggeratedly. "Shut up!" Di Ting was completely angry, and roared again and again: "It's all an excuse! It's better to die late than to die early, let's take your life!"

"Okay. Liu Xuan moved his right ankle, his face was as bright as a spring flower, it was obvious that he was deliberately messing with Di Ting, and used this time to restore the injured soles of his feet.

Liu Xuan knew that in a fight with this kind of monster with great strength, it was best to fight quickly, otherwise he would definitely be dragged to death by it when he hit the back, and a frontal attack was the stupidest choice, and if he flew in the air, he couldn't beat its long teeth, unless he ...... Liu Xuan seemed to see a glimmer of light at this time, and a confident smile appeared on his face again.

Di Ting raised his four legs and rushed up. It was originally only two meters away from Liu Xuan, but now it is running with all its might, how fast it is! In its eyes, Liu Xuan is already a dead corpse.

However, when its fangs touched Liu Xuan's clothes, Liu Xuan disappeared all at once. Like the evaporation of water, it disappears very successfully and without a trace.

What is going on? Di Ting stopped, looked back at the location where Liu Xuan disappeared, his head couldn't bend for a while, he felt a little lost in his heart, a little confused, and stunned there.

A hint of alarm flashed in Diting's heart, but it was too late, and there was a chilling sensation from the soles of his feet. It's always cool to the bottom of my heart. All martial arts masters who often experience life-and-death fights know what it means to suddenly have this kind of coolness that is comfortable in their hearts when they are fighting.

Fifteen years ago, there was a moving legend in the Kingdom of Celestial Universe. The only characteristic of this legend is that it is very true. Because to this day, those who witnessed this legend with their own eyes fifteen years ago are still practicing their swordsmanship for this legend.

In order to make the narrative clearer, King Ping explained the chronology to me: "This fifteen years ago is not fifteen years ago when Di Ting and Liu Xuan fought, but fifteen years ago. "That year, the emperor of Tianyu Kingdom died, and the edict was lost. In order to compete for the throne, the crown prince and several other princes almost reached the point of white heat, sneering on the surface, and secretly I don't know how many good hands were sent to assassinate each other. The six princes all want to be emperors, and they can't form an alliance at all, you kill me, I yin you, and no one is sure which brother will kill him next time, nor is he sure which brother he will attack again. But the six of them all know in their hearts that one less opponent will have more certainty, and whoever survives to the end will win.

All six of them adopted the same strategy: to protect themselves. Don't provoke a few other brothers, and at the same time spend a lot of money to recruit cultivators, and choose the best of them to protect themselves.

King Liang is the son of the emperor and the Oiran of Chun Manlou, due to the opposition of the Empress Dowager, King Liang was relegated to the resentment of the sea of lust as soon as he was born to be the lord of the city, the Empress Dowager never dreamed that it was here that King Liang practiced a body of martial arts. He worshiped Tianjizi as a teacher by chance, entered the Tao with love, and it only took seven years to break through the innate in one fell swoop and become a bull fork figure in the Jindan period.

At that time, except for some major sects such as Xueyunmen and Xinxuemen, there were very few immortal cultivators in Tianyu Kingdom who had reached the Jindan stage, and even the bodyguards around the prince were mostly still congenital. After the competition became fierce, the prince spread the news that if the uncle of the Jindan period came to the capital to protect him, he would charter a year's spring building to make him chic.

Chunmanlou is the largest brothel in the capital. Here, if you have money, you can be a man, you can be a hooligan, you can even be a beggar, but as long as you have a lot of money, you are God!

Although there is no VIP here, there are also hall seats and private seats. The hall sat on the first floor, the first floor was very wide, and the innermost stage was set up for the brothel's entertainers to perform, and the audience sat under the stage, and four or five people gathered around a table, chatting.

Upstairs is a private seat, and the elegant seat opposite the stage can see the stage on the first floor, which is three times more expensive. The private seat is different from the private room, the private room is used to do things, and the private seat is just to watch a play. The private rooms are luxuriously decorated, with a large round table and six chairs in each room. Inside, turn left to the bedroom, which is separated by a screen.

The sound insulation effect of the screen is extremely poor, and it only plays a role in covering shame. Sometimes the people inside work too hard, and the whole hall can hear the cry of ecstasy, and at this time, the audience has no intention of watching the play and listening to the music, shaking their heads and closing their eyes to savor it, which is very enjoyable.

Coming to the Chun Man Building, the appearance of the people in the hall, it was quite weird, everyone turned their heads and ears, discussed who made the noise, and sometimes set up a gambling game, sent someone to guard the door, and waited for people to come out to know, many of them have good hearing, and every time they are full of loads.

There are also two kinds of women in Chunmanlou, those who sell their bodies and those who do not sell their bodies. It's more expensive to sell your art, but it's definitely not for long. The more you pretend to be ice clear and jade, and the more sacred and inviolable, the easier it is to arouse the challenge desire of those rich children, and pretending to be pure is tantamount to seducing them in disguise to conquer you.

There are usually three situations in which a woman who sells an artist loses her life. One is that a certain playboy told her a basket of vows, and then took out a lot of silver tickets, claiming to redeem her. Most of the women who sell the arts are forced by life to join the Qinglou, and their biggest dream in their hearts is to regain their freedom. They always fantasize that on a certain day, a certain month, a prince charming fell from the sky, fell in love with her at first sight, hated to see each other late, and then took out a large number of silver tickets to redeem her.

And when this fantasy suddenly comes to them, their bottom line will be completely broken, and they willingly use all means to please the prince charming, although the prince suddenly becomes extremely rough and not gentle at all.

There are times when dreams are broken. When he has a new goal, he smiles at you and says, "Let's be friends." "Turn around and leave.

Your dreams will be shattered.

Of course, the artist is not stupid, the trick of redeeming her life can only be used once, what if a certain woman tastes good, the playboy is addicted, and wants to play, but he has used the trick of redemption again, what should he do?

Quite simply, with an aphrodisiac!

In ancient times, the people were simple and simple, and even the merchants pursued justice in doing things, and the things they sold were basically genuine. The aphrodisiacs they sold were very effective and were widely spread among the nobility.

When used on the right path, aphrodisiacs can naturally help the couple to reach a higher level, have a harmonious family, and live a happy life. But how many of the children of the aristocracy are good? Most of them bought aphrodisiacs and rushed to find women from good families to do experiments, and after the experiments were completed, they ruthlessly abandoned them, causing eight out of ten to hang themselves. Do you think the remaining two people didn't hang themselves? Could it be that there are women in this world who regard chastity as child's play, who have seen through the red dust and despised youth?

The answer is: the remaining two committed suicide by throwing themselves into the river!

There is not a single thing in the world that is always good, and there is not a single thing that is always bad. Money can save people and it can kill people. The key to good or bad is how the people who use it think.

There are no absolute good and bad people in the world, judging whether a person is a good person or a bad person, we must analyze it from many aspects, due to the complexity of human nature, we can conclude that anyone, he is half good, half bad, and in his heart, there is only one thought, that is, I am good. As a businessman, although for him, the benefits are greater than everything else, but he can't be calm in his heart: "I sell aphrodisiacs to make money, which is good, but how many women from good families have actually been killed? It doesn't matter how much money is or how little money is, but it definitely can't be illusory money, you have to think of a way." ”

After discussion, the merchants came up with a new rule: "Customers who come to buy health care products need to come with their husband and wife and sign a guarantee." If something happens, for example, if you can't get out, if you die, etc., take responsibility for yourself!"

As soon as the regulations came out, those rich sons and eunuchs scolded them: "What the hell are these regulations, who dares to bring their own tigress to buy aphrodisiacs, they don't want to live?"

Scolding and scolding, sex has to be lived. There are people who have the means to the sky, and they even brought other people's wives to buy aphrodisiacs. The people who sell the medicine are all old and dizzy old men, who usually go in and out of the mansion to treat these nobles, but how can they remember who is whose wife? I saw that the man was a handsome man, and he seemed to be acquainted, and the woman was a noble lady who had a relationship. Without hesitation at the moment, he brushed the prescription, wrapped the medicine, and handed it to them with a smile.

Others followed suit. In the capital, chickens fly and dogs jump. The topic of conversation after tea and dinner has changed from money to the relationship between men and women, and it is really foaming at the mouth and having fun. Paper can't always contain fire. Soon, the playboys found out that their wives were having an affair with someone else, and they had to write a letter of divorce immediately! How to write a letter of resignation?

At that time, the writing had not yet been simplified, and it was quite complicated, and it often took several days to learn a word and practice it dozens of times.

So the scribes and scholars on the street had a business. All of them worked hard to write, their hands trembled, and their faces turned blue. But no one wants to stop, why? A letter of resignation is a piece of silver! Of course, the more you write, the better, and the faster you write, the more money you make!

The divorced woman felt that the world was really unfair, because both men and women fell out of their mother's womb, and mothers can only be women. If there are no women, where do you men come from? Why are you men allowed to divorce us women, while we women can only obey in silence?

With inexplicable grief and indignation, these women threw themselves into the Qinglou. They vowed to use their bodies to conquer men in the days to come, and to completely break up the families of these stinky men.

In the following three or four years, the divorce rate in the capital rose sharply.

Some of the other women who were divorced were flesh and bones made of water, and they found the man who tricked her into buying aphrodisiacs together, and in a few words, they pretended to be flattering, and immediately captured the man's heart. It just so happened that he had already divorced his yellow-faced woman, and he wanted to find an obedient woman who would not stop him from buying aphrodisiacs, and now someone took the initiative to send it to the door, how could it be reasonable not to accept it?

The man has a lover and the woman is interested, and both parties are divorced, so it is justifiable, hurry up and get married!

The woman said, "The wedding must be big, and my ex-husband must be invited as well." Let him see, I'm not without him. ”

The man hesitated: "Isn't this okay?"

"What's the matter, are you afraid?" the woman rolled her eyes and said coquettishly: "I seduced you, what are you afraid of!"

"Yes—" The man could only agree.

On the auspicious day of this month, more than 20 noble children held weddings at the same time. Those who had just divorced their wives were fortunate enough to receive more than a dozen invitations, all of which were for a wedding drink, and the content was similar, including one that read: "Prince Wang, I worship Xiao." Contemptible people have lived in a humble room for a long time, and they don't know the beauties of the world. On March 3 this year, Yu Lu met a confidante by chance, and he was shocked by the heavens, it was really love at first sight, and it was difficult to separate. After a conversation, I learned that she had been married to her son for a hundred years, and as the saying goes, a friend's wife should not be bullied, so after thinking about it again and again, I could only give up.

Unexpectedly, the beauty of the son's adulthood, a letter of resignation was abandoned, so that the two of us finally became married. This grace and virtue are not forgotten. On this auspicious day, a special invitation card was issued, and the prince was invited to come to the humble house to drink a glass of wine.

In the next guess, Gongzi is the ex-husband of the beautiful woman, and his identity is embarrassing, so he will not want to come. If the son is pleased to come, he will be honored to talk with the son at night, and he will not get drunk and return.

May 4, 38th year of Tianhe, Xiao Mansion, Xiao Zhicheng handwritten.