Chapter 434.Crossing the System (24)
Taishang Laojun's doppelganger, it is not too slow, looking at the Bull Demon King and Xiaoxi, he is very happy to smoke the little ass of the red child, he can only comfort the princess of the iron fan: "It's okay, it's okay, you can't kill people." The Iron Fan Princess's eyebrows were upside down.
The doppelganger hurriedly stopped, and said helplessly to the princess of the iron fan: "Okay, the little fox will make trouble for a while, don't mess with her, otherwise, the deity may not be able to do it." ”
The princess of the iron fan gritted her teeth, however, the name of the crazy fox, now in this situation, they can only watch, Xiao Xi suddenly looked at the clone of Taishang Laojun, the doppelganger shook his head helplessly, and arched his hand at Xiao Xi, Xiao Xi replied to him with a grimace, only then did he tell Lao Niu to stop, and a random group of people entered the Huoyun Cave.
The red boy is still hanging on the Dinghaishen needle, Tang Seng was thrown under the stick by everyone, Xiaoxi didn't let the monk Hu Kan this time, and said on demand: "Heart Sutra back, anyway, your mouth is idle, just squat next to it, read it to this kid, when will it be memorized, when will it be settled." ”
Then Xiaoxi blessed the red boy: "Boy, if you want to suffer less, study hard, this bald man said that in the first half of the year, he didn't have to stop talking, and the annoying attribute is full value, since you don't learn the heart mantra, then learn this, remember, the memory is incomplete, re-memorize, and the memory is incorrect, re-memorize." ”
The red boy wanted to cry very much, but he was already crying, and shouted loudly: "Mommy." ”
Xiaoxi complained: "It's useless for you to call Dad, obediently give the old lady back, otherwise you will continue to be pumped, I will tell you to be a bear child." Troublesome all day long, don't you know the land of the mountain gods, are they all immortals?"
The red boy was speechless, and Xiaoxi continued to barabala: "You said you, your old man is the Bull Demon King, if you do this, you will lose the face of the demon clan, and if you don't educate and educate, you are really going to turn the sky upside down, right? ”
The red boy wanted to refute very much, you are only a quasi-governor who is allowed to set fires, and the people are not allowed to light the lamps! But the little fox on the other side clearly told him to light the lamp and smoke it! The red boy had tears in his eyes. Red Boy is also a shrewd person, since he is powerless to resist, then he can only admit it.
The next moment, the red boy decisively began to recite the mantra, he really knew how to recite this. He just played on his back, Xiaoxi came over with a small willow branch, and whipped the red boy angrily: "I can carry, I can carry, I can't think about it before the fight? ”
The red boy wants to cry! You're obviously bullying a child! The princess of the iron fan also grinded her teeth, and the clone was just to appease, after all, they went out now, just to make the little guy suffer more.
After three days of ink here, the group went on the road again, as for the red boy, he threw it from the Dinghaishen needle and tied it to a tree next to it, Xiaoxi calmly said to the red boy: "Is it good to be smoked, or is it better to be a little slave?"
This sentence is so clear that the doppelganger can also hear it clearly, and naturally knows what Xiaoxi means, after all, his deity is doing everything, and he also knows some things, this baby is going to be an apprentice to Guanyin, and now like this, if Guanyin robs, it will not be a favor, but a grudge.
The doppelganger arched his hand at Xiao Xi again, and Xiao Xi calmly said: "You are left to deal with it! If your son can't be saved, you can buy tofu and kill him." The clone shook his head and smiled.
The group continued to walk forward, and a big river appeared in front of them, but in an instant, Xiaoxi found an embarrassing problem, it seemed that the pig who knew how to water was sold by them.
The nine-headed insect said weakly: "Hey, hey, my brother can also water, and my daughter-in-law is a dragon girl!"
Xiao Xi replied: "Let your daughter-in-law take action, what do you want you to do?" Anyway, the following is the housework of Xihai, you two interfere, is it really good?"
The hydra scratched its head and asked, "Who's next?"
Xiao Xi replied: "The ninth child of the Jinghe Dragon King's family, that big turtle." ”
The hydra scratched its head: "Jie is a crocodile." ”
Brother Monkey interjected: "The big turtle is the god of the river. ”
Xiaoxi was speechless, tilted his head and said, "What do you eat at night?" The nine-headed insect was speechless and went into the water to catch seafood. There was no way, this fox was so hungry that even her daughter-in-law ate it.
The group happily ate the seafood, and the dragon was also drunk, do you really want to ignore yourself so much? The men are also very powerful! Appearing in front of everyone with a menacing attitude, Xiao Xi nodded his mouth with chopsticks and asked, "Is this product delicious?"
The nine-headed insect replied very calmly: "I heard that the feeding is good, so I asked the food god to sit down and eat." ”
Xiaoxi said lightly: "I heard that the Dragon King of Jinghe died quite miserably, do you want to give them a home and leave a living mouth?"
The nine-headed insect said calmly: "Cut, he is not the son of the old dragon, he is the illegitimate son of the Dragon King of the West Sea." Xiao Xi was speechless, is it really good to say this? The nine-headed insect said: "If you have seen the Jinghe Dragon King, you will know that it is definitely not your own." That old guy, old ugly!"
Xiaoxi was still speechless, and was very embarrassed when faced with the decision to eat or not to eat. In the end, in line with the principle of trying first, this unlucky child was still tied to the Dinghaishen needle, and he looked like he cut off one of your legs to try it.
The Dragon King of the West Sea also got the news quickly, and after sending someone over, he found that the dragon had been tied up and was waiting to eat at any time, and the Prince of the West Sea saw this situation and decisively took out a large amount of the same seafood, indicating that it was sponsored by the Dragon King of the West Sea for them to eat.
Finally, it was redeemed by Teng Jie, the Black Water River God, plus the army of turtles brought by the Dragon Prince of the West Sea, transported their group of guys to the other side of the river, the old turtle had already asked when they would become enlightened, and the answer given by Xiao Xi was very simple: "Anyway, if you are idle, you will be idle, give our monks as foot strength, and go together." ”
What made her speechless was that she dared to say that the Black Water River God actually dared to believe it, and just like that, the River God was fooled into a mount. The crowd was fed and drunk, and once again set out on the road to the west.
After walking for a long, long time, he came to a country where monks worked as coolies, and Brother Monkey said, "It seems that I have arrived in the country of Chechi." ”
Tang Seng said: "I want to transcend these monks." ”
Xiaoxi said: "Roast venison, boiled venison, shabu mutton, fried lamb with green onions, stewed tiger meat." "The people around me are a little bit, and I always feel that the foodie attribute of this fox demon has been filled. The God of Food is not returning to Heaven either, and according to Xiao Xi's recipe, he has already begun to study tools and side dishes.
When their group entered the scope of Chechi Country, to their surprise, the three demons of tiger, deer, and sheep actually came out, and some little demons who seemed to be familiar also came over. Brother Monkey is still quite familiar with these people, Xiaoxi doesn't care, the monk wants to experience life, and Xiaoxi throws the monk to experience.