On February 3rd, that is, on the 25th of the year, the Lazy God Department announced a news that made people envious, jealous and hateful. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

In order to reward the employees of the lazy god department who have been busy for a year, the Spring Festival holiday of the lazy god department officially began, from the twenty-fifth day of the year directly to the second dragon of February, as long as thirty or forty days.

That's right, this is the fine tradition of the lazy god department, winter vacation.

As for why it has been put on the second day of February, Mr. Nan said that February 2 is a traditional festival, and the lazy gods have to be on holiday, so they are too lazy to toss.

If it weren't for the opposition of all the staff, in fact, Nanming wanted to have a holiday until the Qingming Festival, and everyone wouldn't have to rush home to sweep the tomb.

In this regard, the Qin Party was disdainful, and they swore to protect the fine traditions of the Qin Party, and decided to take the old people in the family to Qingyang or Dongbin, and automatically work overtime until the bell rang in the New Year.

Otherwise, I'm sorry for my salary!

The lazy parties have expressed that they are not too satisfied with the second day of February, and whether they will come back to work on time depends on their mood, if they can, they hope to have a holiday until the National Day.

Hearing such an arrogant declaration by the lazy party, the people of the whole country cried silently, and everyone couldn't cry.

Why am I not a lazy employee!

And what makes people cry even more is the year-end bonus of the lazy god department.

With all kinds of blind figures being published on the Internet, I don't know how many envy, jealousy and hatred want to block the outside of Lazy God Island to rob, there are already several Internet groups on the Internet, and they have begun to discuss how to invade Lazy God Island and rob the Lazy God Department.

At present, the more reliable way is to mobilize 500 square dance aunts and uncles to invade Lazy God Island, and then take advantage of the chaos to rob!

However, what is even more shocking is that after the lazy god announced the holiday, as many as hundreds of domestic companies announced to follow suit.

A large number of these companies are suppliers of Epic Tours.

Then, they also posted a wave of their year-end bonuses, although they are still an order of magnitude away from the lazy god department, but they are still dizzying.

The reporters can't interview people from the lazy god department, so they can only interview these people.

Mr. Hu, who claims to be the protégé of Mr. Nan, said: "We have made a lot of money this year, not bad for a few days, let everyone take a rest and continue to make money in the coming year, anyway, follow the lazy god to have meat to eat." ”

That ugly face makes people want to rush into the TV and beat it hard.

The CEO of another company is more pertinent: "In fact, we are mainly to the lazy god department, the party is a group of workaholics, they have no work left, only the lazy party to work, we can engage in supporting and service!"

I see.

The many companies who are watching finally understand that if they want to eat more meat with the lazy gods, they must make the people in the lazy gods become lazy parties.

I don't know how many people are looking at the lazy gods, you all go lazy, what dirty work is tiring, leave it to us, we are not afraid of hard work!

Of course, even if the lazy god department has a long holiday, it can't divert another focus issue.

Can Bear Kids Technology represent the lazy god system?

Do you want to fight for the first place?

Faced with the ultimate problem in this universe, some people intend to die.

Yuan Zewen walked into Nanming's room and "saw" Nanming Zhengge You slumped on the sofa, with his feet crossed without any image.

"Brother Wen is here!" Nan Ming seemed to be thinking about something, glanced at Yuan Zewen, and continued to close his eyes to recuperate.

"Mr. Nan, what are you doing?" Yuan Zewen was a little puzzled.

"Well, I'm thinking about life. ”

"Think about life, think about what?" Yuan Zewen wondered even more.

"I'm wondering, if I travel at the speed of light, let time stand still, even the metabolism stops, will I reach the extreme of laziness?"

Yuan Zewen: "@%¥@%......"

"Then I thought, if I'm too lazy, maybe my body will be mistaken for thinking I'm traveling at the speed of light, and then my metabolism might stop ......."

"So what?"

"So I was about to give it a try, and here you are......"

Yuan Zewen had nothing to say at all.

"Is there something wrong?" After a moment of pause, Nan Ming seemed to have given up thinking about life and turned his head to look at Yuan Zewen.

"I just wanted to ask...... Several countries have launched Mars spacecraft, and the bears have also gone, so can we not compete for the first place?"

"Well, I'm not interested in being the first place, I prefer to be a referee. Nan Ming Dao, and then he glanced at Yuan Zewen again, and suddenly found that something was wrong: "Wait...... Brother Wen, are you broadcasting?"

Yuan Zewen: "Big ...... Probably......"

"What I just said, and my paralyzed appearance, have all been broadcast?"

"Should...... Should?"

Countless viewers found their live stream images suddenly black.

From this day on, no one has seen Yuan Zewen again......

Sure enough, there are times when you don't do it and don't die.

But there is also a crucial news that has come out, that is, the lazy gods are not interested in fighting for the first place, and they want to be referees.

But the problem is, as a referee, you always have to pull the line at the finish line, right?

What about the line of the lazy gods?

Could it be that the lazy god system secretly built a spaceship on the moon?

Or when everyone doesn't know it, the lazy god spaceship has already flown to Mars?

But there are also some experts who think of a very likely option.

At an altitude of nearly 40,000 kilometers above the ground, above the geosynchronous orbit, there are more than a dozen huge silver balls, levitating around the equator.

These more than ten balls are the top counterweight hammers of the earth elevator, and their role is to use centrifugal force to fight gravity and suspend the space elevator below.

To date, the Lazy Gods have built twelve of these gigantic counterweights above Earth.

For the sake of these twelve counterweights, the Lazy God Department has materials launched from the ground almost every moment, whether it is the space elevator or the bridge of the stars, they are basically running at full capacity.

However, some people have once had a big brain, is this huge ball on top a solid ball?

After all, a large ball with a diameter of one kilometer, if it is really solid, requires too many materials.

Because the farther away from the synchronous orbit, the greater the pulling force generated, according to the load under the Earth-Moon elevator and the position of the sphere above the Earth-Moon orbit, the approximate mass of the sphere was calculated, and then it was concluded that these spheres could never be solid, even if it was solid metallic hydrogen, it should stay in a lower orbit.

But what's in it?

This question, like the lazy god system, is the same as whether the lazy god is fighting for the first, is an ultimate problem.

Until the third hour after Yuan Zewen's live broadcast disappeared.

One of the balls suddenly cracked a gap......