Chapter 363 You Are Sick
Lin Feng only felt his heart beating violently, and he almost pushed the computer in front of him out. In this world, there is only one person who can be called Master Lin Feng, and that is the part-time flight attendant I met on the plane, Tian Xinxin!
Lin Feng raised his head, and sure enough, it was Tian Xinxin standing in front of him.
Tian Xinxin looked at Lin Feng excitedly, she didn't expect that she was so close to her master, it seemed that this was an opportunity given to her by God, and she must seize it.
Thinking of this, Tian Xinxin's gaze at Lin Feng became hot, and her appearance was like a man who had just been released from prison, and suddenly saw a beautiful woman lying naked in front of him.
Tian Xinxin grabbed Lin Feng's arm with an excited face, and said excitedly to Lin Feng: "Master, you told me last time and asked me to call you, but later, I suddenly remembered that I didn't have your phone at all. So, you have to believe me, it's definitely not that I don't want to contact you, it's that I can't contact you. ”
Hearing this, Lin Feng couldn't cry or laugh for a while.
Tian Xinxin said excitedly: "To meet you here, it must be God's arrangement, God is hinting, no, it is clearly indicating me, let me worship you as a teacher this time." ”
As she spoke, Tian Xinxin knelt directly in front of Lin Feng and said loudly: "Master is above, please accept the apprentice's worship!"
Lin Feng was made to cry and laugh by her actions, hurriedly walked out of the table, helped Tian Xinxin up, and said, "You misunderstood, I ......"
"Xinxin, who is he? He can't be a charlatan, right? Don't be deceived by him. ”
Lin Feng and Tian Xinxin turned their heads.
There were two girls standing at the door, judging by their age, it should be a female student, one of them was tall, wearing a white down jacket, with a pair of white boots under her feet, and her appearance was beautiful, but her face was full of suspicion, and her tone was also very bad, and she directly said that Lin Feng was a liar.
Lin Feng is nothing, after all, beauties have an advantage!
Tian Xinxin was not happy and said, "Ding Yibai, you can say that others are liars, but my master is definitely not a liar. Didn't you see that day on the plane, he was ...... Woohoo......"
When she said this, Tian Xinxin's mouth was covered by Lin Feng.
Lin Feng said to Ding Yibai in front of him: "Classmate, you misunderstood, I'm not a charlatan, I'm just a student, as for the fact that she wants to worship me as a teacher, it's because she takes a fancy to my medical skills!"
"Medical skills?" Ding Yibai was stunned.
Lin Feng nodded, and then said in Tian Xinxin's ear: "Have you forgotten what I told you on the plane?
Tian Xinxin blinked and nodded vigorously.
Seeing this, Lin Feng let go of her.
Tian Xinxin broke away from Lin Feng's control and said excitedly to Lin Feng: "Master, do you know how to heal? Do you know Chinese medicine or Western medicine?"
As soon as these words came out, Lin Feng saw Ding Yibai looking at him with a suspicious look.
Lin Feng looked at Tian Xinxin speechlessly, this girl looks very smart, why is she stupid?
"Ah, I know how to order Chinese medicine!" Lin Feng said modestly.
Tian Xinxin showed a look of adoration on her face and said, "Master must be humble, for a character like you, Chinese medicine must be very powerful, and it must reach the level of the flesh and bones of the living dead, right?"
Lin Feng rubbed his forehead speechlessly, why does this girl have such blind worship for herself?
Although Lin Feng's medical skills were excellent, he had not yet reached the stage of flesh and bones of the living dead. At that stage, even Hua Tuo may not be able to do it.
Lin Feng cleared his throat twice, and said solemnly to Tian Xinxin: "Don't talk nonsense!"
Tian Xinxin listened to Lin Feng's words very much, nodded vigorously, and looked at Lin Feng with beautiful big eyes.
Ding Yibai, who was in the distance, looked Lin Feng up and down, and then showed contempt on his face and said, "I don't care if you know how to heal, but what I can tell you is that Xinxin is simple and kind, don't lie to her, no, you stay away from her." ”
"Hmph, you charlatan, I've seen a lot!"
"Yiyi, what are you talking about? Master is not a liar!" Tian Xinxin said dissatisfiedly.
Lin Feng shrugged helplessly, he didn't want to have Tian Xinxin's trouble, but this girl was willing to worship herself as a teacher.
Ding Yibai walked over, pulled Tian Xinxin behind him, and then looked at Lin Feng with a vigilant gaze, and said, "I don't care if what she said is true or not, from today onwards, you stay away from her!"
Lin Feng said helplessly: "It seems that she is looking for me, right?"
Hearing this, Ding Yibai raised his eyebrows, and was about to speak, when Tian Xinxin's dissatisfied voice came from the side.
"Yiyi, you really misunderstood Master, he is really not the liar you imagined, he is really powerful. ”
Ding Yibai frowned and looked at Tian Xinxin and asked, "What's so powerful about him?"
"That's it, that's it, oops, my master won't let me say it, I can't tell you, in short, he's very powerful, you have to believe him!" Tian Xinxin's anxious little face turned red.
Ding Yibai was unmoved, and said to Tian Xinxin: "Today, I will let you see your master's personality clearly, and I will let you know if he is a liar or not!"
Tian Xinxin was stunned for a moment, and looked at Ding Yibai suspiciously.
Ding Yibai said to the dumbfounded female classmate behind her: "Qianqian, you take good care of her for me, don't let her go to that liar!"
"En'en!" The female classmate called Qianqian grabbed Tian Xinxin and said seriously to Tian Xinxin: "Xinxin, Sister Yiyi is very smart, she will understand whether your cheap master is really capable or fake." ”
Tian Xinxin was not worried at all, and shouted at Lin Feng: "Master, you just show your hands and blind the aluminum alloy dog eyes of these two little girls!"
"Shut up!" Ding Yibai turned back to Tian Xinxin and shouted.
Tian Xinxin smiled, showing her coquettishness.
Lin Feng was speechless, he didn't know how he was inexplicably treated as a charlatan by a woman. However, he was also very curious about how this Ding Yibai would test whether he was a charlatan.
Ding Yibai looked Lin Feng up and down for a moment, and then said disdainfully: "Didn't you just say that you are a Chinese medicine doctor? Then you can see me and see if you can see anything!"
Lin Feng was stunned, this Ding Yibai is also powerful on the surface, what can be seen in such a mentally retarded way? Any old Chinese medicine doctor can solve this matter!
Lin Feng forgot that in the current era, there are so few Chinese medicines. The truly capable Chinese medicine practitioners have all entered the National Hospital of Traditional Chinese Medicine. Moreover, for the profession of traditional Chinese medicine, the older you are, the more powerful the medical Tao of traditional Chinese medicine, and it is very good for a Chinese medicine practitioner of Lin Feng's age to be able to understand the acupuncture points of the human body, let alone a Chinese medicine practitioner with excellent medical skills.
Ding Yibai saw that Lin Feng was stunned, she was even more convinced of her thoughts, sneered, and said: "Since you don't dare, you will admit to Xinxin that you are a liar, and let her break the idea of worshipping you as a teacher!"
Lin Feng took a deep breath and said, "I really want to say this, but I can't do this, because I am a Chinese medicine practitioner, and I can't do anything to smash my own sign." I can help you see a doctor, a thousand dollars at a time, agree?"
"I didn't expect that you are not only a liar, but also a money-hungry liar!" The disdain in Ding Yibai's eyes became even stronger, he snorted coldly, took out a wad of money from his wallet, put it on the table next to Lin Feng, and said: "Look, if you say it is correct, I will apologize for my rudeness just now, if what you said is incorrect, I'm sorry, you have to admit that you are a liar, I don't care if you smash your own sign!"
Lin Feng shook his head helplessly, and said to Ding Yibai: "Stretch out your hand!"
"Will you still take the pulse?" I really underestimated you!" Ding Yibai said this, but still stretched out his hand.
Lin Feng put his fingers up, his eyes narrowed slightly, and he carefully sensed the beating of Ding Yibai's pulse.
Lin Feng's appearance is indeed very similar to the appearance of an old Chinese medicine doctor.
"It's good, see how I expose you in a while!" Ding Yibai said with hatred in his heart.
Tian Xinxin is her best friend, she naturally won't watch Tian Xinxin being 'deceived' by Lin Feng!
In about a minute, Lin Feng took his hand back, and then put the money away.
"Wait, you haven't said it yet!" Ding Yibai was anxious, this thousand yuan was her food expenses for two weeks. She took out the money so quickly just now, it was because she didn't believe that Lin Feng was a Chinese medicine practitioner at all.
Now seeing Lin Feng collecting money, she suddenly became anxious.
Lin Feng said, "You are indeed sick!"
Hearing this, Ding Yibai laughed, turned his head to Tian Xinxin and said, "See, this person is really a liar." I wasn't sick at all, but he said I was!"
As he spoke, Ding Yibai snatched the money back directly from Lin Feng's hand and said, "Liar, don't say that I won't give you a chance, as long as you admit to Xinxin now that you are a liar, I won't care!"
Lin Feng asked, "How did you know that you weren't sick?"
"I only had a physical examination yesterday, and I don't have any problems with the physical examination report, and I am even healthier than many people!" Ding Yibai said with a look of disdain.
Lin Feng snatched the money back and said, "Have you checked the gynecology department in the physical examination center?"
Hearing this, Ding Yibai's face turned red, snatched the money back, and said angrily: "You have gynecological diseases, and your whole family has gynecological diseases!"
"Eh, why are you scolding, you really have a gynecological disease!" Lin Feng was not happy, he treated you himself, and you still scolded people!
Ding Yibai is a little girl at the age of twenty, saying that she has a gynecological disease, doesn't that mean that her private life is disorderly, how can this make other little girls hang on their faces.
Tian Xinxin was serious, and said in surprise: "Yiyi, when did you have a gynecological disease? Why don't you go and take some medicine!"
Ding Yibai was crazy, her face seemed to be covered with a layer of red paper, she gritted her teeth and looked at Lin Feng, and said viciously: "I have decided, I must expose you as a liar, I don't have the ability to say anything, and I also said that I have a gynecological disease!"
Lin Feng said seriously: "You really have a gynecological disease!"
"You're ......"
"Do you have menstrual cramps, irregular periods, sometimes five days, sometimes three days, and even a ten-day cycle from time to time?"
Ding Yibai's face turned red, and he couldn't find the words to refute.
She was surprised in her heart, she didn't even tell Xinxin about such a private matter, how could he know?
Suddenly, Ding Yibai thought of something, and shouted at Lin Feng with a blushing face: "You rascal!"
Lin Feng was confused by her scolding, and asked puzzledly, "Why are you talking about me like that?"
"You...... You...... You big pervert, have you been staring at me for a long time?"
Hearing this, Lin Feng understood, and said to Ding Yibai: "Beauty, think about it, the school has just started, and you should have been on vacation some time ago, where should I stare at your menstrual problem? Moreover, why should I stare at your menstrual problem? I only know because I felt the pulse!"