Chapter 544: The Vulture Enters the Pit
The vultures were dazzled by the various martial arts cheats made up by various netizens on the Internet or excerpted on other places, but when the vulture clicked on these so-called cheats with excitement and planned to explore the secrets of Chinese martial arts, the vulture was dumbfounded.
It's just because these martial arts cheats on the Internet are all special classical Chinese! It's still the kind of classical Chinese that makes people feel very reasonable but feel that something is wrong!
Even though each sentence has a corresponding annotation, the vulture still doesn't understand, for example, what is the inner qi? And what the hell is the dantian? Oh, I know the word Dan, it means red, does it mean that you have to find a special place to contact Huaxia Kung Fu?
The vulture thought about it, and suddenly felt embarrassed, where do you want to find this dantian? And that internal qi, is it the gas in the body? I don't know if my stomach with some stomach bloating is considered to have internal qi...
"Alas, Huaxia Kung Fu is so difficult, no wonder even though Huaxia is so mysterious, the streets are full of ordinary people, it seems that if there is no limit to this powerful force, it is not scientific. The vulture touched his chin and began to analyze reasonably, and he didn't know what the mysterious and mysterious thing like martial arts had to do with the science in the vulture's mouth.
However, the vulture is indeed more and more sure of the power of these 'martial arts', because in his opinion, if these martial arts are not limited, then if there is a slightly ambitious leader in Huaxia, then Huaxia will already rule the world...
However, the vulture was a little depressed, because he couldn't do the field called Dantian, and he didn't know what the thing called Nei Qi was, so the vulture closed the web page, and after visiting many documents, he finally decided on a kung fu called Iron Sand Palm, because the premise of this kind of kung fu vultures thought they could do it.
Although he is a foreigner and doesn't know much about Chinese culture, he has come over with strong winds and waves, and he can still do it by enduring hardships, and the cheats have said that this set of kung fu can be a little successful as long as he can endure hardships and suffer crimes, if he can continue to practice, he can cut gold and break jade just by virtue of a pair of meat palms!
"That's amazing! I was only able to crack the marble, and that's thanks to Boos's booster. The vulture's eyes lit up, and he felt that there was nothing else that suited him.
Think about it, when he went on a mission but was discovered by the other party, and the other party was also a top killer, on a par with him, the two carried the Gatling rapid-fire small machine gun for a while, and there were no bullets at the same time, at this time, there was a need for white-knuckle combat, so the two world-class top killers drew their daggers at the same time, and at this moment, all they could trust was this.
Because of the time, both of them wanted to kill each other quickly, but they both knew that what they saw in front of them was no less than their own, so they didn't act rashly, but just held the dagger and waited for the opportunity and watched each other's flaws.
After the two cold eyes collided together, both sides saw the coldness and frost in each other's eyes, and finally the vulture moved, because the vulture knew that the longer the time dragged on, the more unfavorable it would be for him! Don't forget, this is the other party's territory! Without guns and ammunition, even if one of the other party's miscellaneous fish comes to support at this time, it is possible to turn the tide of the battle! Therefore, the vulture moved, and he held the consciousness of exchanging his life for his life, and was ready to win even a minute of escape time for himself!
As soon as the vulture moved, the other party also drew a knife and rushed, and the two quickly trembled together, you give me a knife and I will give you a sword!
In the end, the vulture did not lose in technology, but in hardware, his knife was broken! If it was in the past, two equal guys engaged in a white-knuckle battle, and at this time the vulture lost its weapon, and basically the victory was decided, but when the other party ruthlessly wanted to kill the vulture, the vulture made an unexpected move to the other party!
I saw that the vulture abandoned his weapon, the broken dagger, and instead raised a pair of fleshy palms, and went straight towards the oncoming blade.
The vulture's opponent sneered, do you want to exchange your hand for a respite?Hehe, this is just useless work, how long can you survive without your weapon? Well, since you don't want this hand anymore, then, I'll fulfill you!
Thinking about it, the vulture's opponent's eyes flashed fiercely, and the merciless blade stabbed into the vulture's palm. However, something unexpected happened, instead of a blade without a handle, it slammed as if it had been pierced with an explosion-proof shield, and the vulture's opponent almost didn't hold the dagger with a powerful reaction force.
Then, just when the other party was surprised, the vulture's other hand took the lead, like a cold light thorn, piercing his body and crushing the other party's heart at the same time!
Until his opponent fell, his eyes were still full of puzzlement and inquiry, he wanted to know how he died, and why the vulture was invulnerable.
And the vulture smiled mysteriously, Sao Nianlang, you would never have thought of the strength of Huaxia martial arts!
"Hehehehe..."
The vulture looked at the silly music of his palm, and suddenly came back to his senses from yy, and when he thought of his future strength, the vultures couldn't help but want to laugh, and his heart was suddenly full of motivation.
With the motivation, it is natural to act immediately, so the vulture went out directly to buy a big iron pot according to the requirements on the 'cheats', and went to the hardware store to buy a sack of iron sand, the iron sand is more difficult to do, but the vulture's luck is good, it just so happens that the hardware store because of processing, the iron foam scraped off other ironware has not been thrown away, so that the vulture has a hundred yuan back.
The shopkeeper asked him what he wanted this kind of thing for, and the vulture said that he admired Huaxia martial arts and was going to use this to practice the iron sand palm.
Back at his rented house, the vulture took a look at the small space of his house and felt that it was not good to practice here, so the vulture went up to the rooftop, and after a few busy back-and-forths, the vulture set up an iron pot, poured it full of iron sand, and a large flame rose under the pot.
Looking at the gradually heating pot, the vulture was a little apprehensive, because the cheats said that it was a bit 'far-fetched' to use iron sand for novices, and it was best to use red beans, in order to increase friction, adding some brown sugar had the best effect.
It's just that the vulture feels that he is also a top master, whether in terms of physical quality or all aspects, it is far ten times better than ordinary people, so the vulture feels that his practice method should be customized according to himself, so the vulture directly abandoned the front and directly carried out the final step!
But even so, the vulture is still a little hesitant, you must know that his hands are long meat! And the pot is hot iron sand, because it is not professional iron sand, but people have leftovers after processing, so this iron foam is of any shape, and some even have sharp edges, which makes the vulture hesitate.
Seeing that the temperature in the pot was rising higher and higher, the vulture shook his head vigorously, showing a touch of self-deprecation on his face, saying that he was not afraid of swords, mountains and fires, and the rain of bullets and bullets was even more head-on, but now he was timid in front of an ordinary iron pot! What are you kidding!
Mustering up the courage, the vulture's gaze gradually became firm, and for the sake of kung fu, I fought hard!
Thinking about it, the vulture raised its palms, then stabbed straight into the pot, and... And then there is no more...
"Whew!"
The vulture screamed, and then quickly pulled out his hands and shook them quickly, he only felt that his hands were full of hot stinging sensation, and when the stinging sensation was slightly weaker, the vulture raised his hand to see, his face was black, and he saw more than a dozen blisters on his hands, and his hands were also marked by the sharp edge of the iron sand, and there were dense black iron sand attached to it, fortunately, the wound was not deep, but he saw the blood, but he didn't see the blood and came out, so the vulture shook his hand, and it didn't take it seriously.
From this point of view, the vulture is still a top-level powerhouse in the end, if ordinary people were so badly scalded and scratched, they would have gone to the hospital a long time ago, and the vulture just shook his hand.
"It's painful..."
The vulture looked at the big iron pot in front of him, and felt that what he said on the Internet was not unreasonable, and he was still too confident in himself, in short, he was arrogant.
Vultures who have experience and lessons have learned from each other, feel that it is better to be honest, and the pain just now, it is better not to come back a second time!
So, the vulture went back to his room to clean his wounds, gave himself some medicine, and then came back and threw away the iron pot, and then according to the 'beginner' experience on the Internet, he went directly to buy red beans and brown sugar...
"The red beans are cleaned and steamed in a pot... Then add brown sugar..."The vulture meticulously did what the Internet requested.
Looking at the pot that was constantly steaming in front of him, the vulture felt that the Chinese people were really smart, who would have thought that two such ordinary ingredients could be the foundation for honing such a powerful kung fu?
An hour later, the vulture took the pot off the gas stove and found a large basin to pour the steaming red beans into it, and then poured the brown sugar over it.
"Then, you can plug it in directly according to the requirements, the wisdom of the Chinese people is really great, I like this design that doesn't need to burn the fire underneath!" The vulture looked happy, he couldn't conquer the hot iron sand, and he couldn't conquer a pot of red beans!
Thinking like this, the vulture felt full of energy again, moved his body and bones, and began to practice 'gong'.
Even if the red beans are just out of the pot, they are still a little hot after being neutralized with brown sugar, so the vulture is a little uncomfortable after starting it, but it can't get to the point where the front is burned and jumping, so the vulture just frowned, and then grinned and poked hard, feeling that he was not far from the goal of the iron sand palm...
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