Damn!

This thing wants to make a bad pit Lin Man again!

But Lin Man is not stupid, and he already vaguely feels that this kid seems to be cheating himself with bad intentions.

"Hmph, people don't drink anymore! Yang Xiaoqian, you are a stinky rascal little pervert!"

Lin Man said angrily.

"Eldest sister, I'm really not Yang Xiaoqian, I'm really called Wang Dazhui, don't you want to touch my face?

Yang Xiaoqian continued to refuse to admit it, her mouth was full of nonsense, and she leaned her face over to let her touch her heart.

Lin Man decided that he had changed his appearance and makeup, and immediately reached out to touch his face, but what he touched was real flesh and skin!

"How can this be? This kid doesn't have make-up? How is this possible!"

Lin Man twisted and rubbed the flesh on his face hard, it was 100% the real flesh, Dai frowned deeply, and muttered.

"What are you two doing?"

At this time, Zhang Jie, Liu Mei and other five beauties kicked the "ball" Tu Batian unconscious and came over, and they all looked at Yang Xiaoqian and Lin Man with strange expressions, and asked in unison.

Hey, hey, lonely men and widows, women are reaching out to touch men's faces, so it's so unthinkable.

"Hey, hey, hey...... Hey, hey, hey...... There's no way, people are handsome, beautiful women want to touch them when they see them, this kind of thing often happens to me, I'm used to it!"

Yang Xiaoqian said with a cheap smile on his face.

"you! You're not handsome at all! You're not Yang Xiaoqian at all! You don't have make-up on your face!"

Lin Man let go of him, pushed him hard, and said loudly with a disappointed expression.

"What? He's not Yang Xiaoqian? How is this possible? Let me touch it!"

"I'll touch it too!"

"And me, and me!"

……

Zhang Jie and other beauties knew that Lin Man was touching this kid's face to distinguish whether he was transfigured, and they all had to reach out to touch Yang Xiaoqian.

"Damn, you killed Tu Batian, Lao Tzu is still useful!"

Yang Xiaoqian suddenly remembered Tu Batian, and saw the old man lying on the ground with blood and flesh blurred without moving, and was startled, thinking that Zhang Jie and the others had kicked him to death, so he immediately ran over to check.

"Oh, it turned out to be a fainting, a false alarm!"

Yang Xiaoqian saw that Tu Batian had just fainted, and immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and immediately put him into his storage ring.

"Hey, Yang Xiaoqian, why did you put Tu Batian in the storage ring? Do you want to take it back to save him?"

Zhang Jie and other beauties followed, and when they saw that he had put Tu Batian into the storage ring, they asked with a puzzled expression.

"Well, that's right, I plan to wait for him to wake up and teach him the great principles of being a human being again, and strive to transform him into a good person who serves the people!"

Yang Xiaoqian said with a serious smile.

Damn!

It's so good to fool you!

Transform the fierce and vicious Jiangyang thief Tu Batian into a good person?

It's not a pipe dream!

"Hey, hey, Yang Xiaoqian, don't do this, Tu Batian is a poisonous snake, he won't listen to you and be a good person, if you save him, the first person he kills will be you!"

"That's it, Yang Xiaoqian, you hurry up and get him out and kill him forever, and eliminate the harm for mankind!"

"Yang Xiaoqian, you must not save this poisonous snake, you restrained him because of a sneak attack, if you save him, there will be no chance to stop him!"

……

Zhang Jie and other beauties twitched their pretty faces one by one, and they were frightened to persuade this kid.

"Don't worry, it's okay, I'm sure to educate him as a good silver, I want to give him a good lecture on the "Three Character Sutra", "Tao Te Ching", "Diamond Sutra", "Bible...... I promise he'll be a good guy in five minutes!"

Yang Xiaoqian said with a serious anesthetic nonsense.

"Yang Xiaoqian, you're a psychopath!"

"Yang Xiaoqian, you're a madman!"

"Yang Xiaoqian, your brain is in water!"

……

Zhang Jie and other beautiful women's pretty faces twitched wildly, their heads were dizzy, and they were almost mad by the kid.

"Ahem, beauties, you really misunderstood, I'm really not Yang Xiaoqian, I'm called Wang Da Hammer!"

Yang Xiaoqian continued to die a serious death.

"Big brother, let's not discuss whether you are Yang Xiaoqian or Yang Da Hammer, you hurry up and get Tu Batian out, we will kill him for the sake of mankind!"

Zhang Jie tried to stay calm and said bitterly.

"My name is Wang Da Hammer, not Yang Da Hammer!"

Yang Xiaoqian corrected seriously.

“……”

Zhang Jieqiao's face twitched wildly, and she was speechless, and in an instant, she had the urge to hang herself.

"Okay, okay, you are Wang Da Hammer, we call you Wang Da Hammer, please Brother Da Hammer, you quickly get Tu Ba Tian out and teach us to deal with it!"

Liu Mei said with a flattering face.

"Hey, beauties, why don't you believe me? In this way, let's make a bet, I will educate and reform Tu Batian on the spot here, if I can educate him into a good person who knows and listens to me within five minutes, you will lose me a flying boat of your Beauty Sect, if I can't do it, kill me and rape me, how to punish you for urinating!"

Yang Xiaoqian suddenly had a new idea, his eyes flashed, and he sighed and talked nonsense.

The one suddenly wanted to trick them into a flying boat so that he wouldn't have to buy a flying boat.

Also, in the restaurant, he heard that the Beauty Sect had blocked the entire Tiandong region, and if he drove the flying boat of the Beauty Sect, he would have a great chance of flying out of the Tiandong area!

“……”

Liu Mei and other beauties twitched their pretty faces one by one, crying and laughing, all of them were speechless, looking at each other, and they all saw deep curiosity in each other's eyes.

"This kid is so confident? Could he really be able to educate Tu Batian to be a good person who listens to him in five minutes? Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"

Liu Mei and other beauties didn't believe it in their hearts.

"Okay! We're going to make this bet with you! Stinky boy, I'm going to see your cowhide being torn apart! I'm going to see you lose the bet! This beauty wants to punish you severely, and you can be punished as much as you say!"

Zhang Jie suddenly said loudly.

"Yes!

Liu Mei and other beauties looked at each other for a moment, and they didn't believe in this evil, so they agreed together.

"Hey, hey, for the sake of fairness, let's make a heavenly oath!"

Yang Xiaoqian happily made a heavenly oath.

"I'll go, where does this kid get his confidence?"

Zhang Jie and other beauties twitched one by one, looking at him with a nervous face, and they all had this question in their hearts.

The six of them didn't believe that this kid could educate Tu Batian into a good person who listened to him in five minutes, and they all made a heavenly oath one by one.

"Hey, hey, hey...... Hey, hey, hey...... Six beauties, wait and see, let's start now!"

"At the beginning of man, nature is good ......"

Yang Xiaoqian sat cross-legged on the ground, summoned Tu Batian, shook his head, and recited the "Three Character Classic" in pieces.

……

(End of chapter)