Chapter 91: Han San pretends to be a lady
Those questioned were speechless.
Chen Fen found that her real favorite was the man with swords and swords. Men who can exude the shadow of swords and swords are the most masculine.
When she found out that her husband Fu Xin had a gun, a pistol hidden under the pillow, and a submachine gun hidden under the bed, she felt as disgusting as a fly lying on the steamed bun at home and a mouse lying under the bed.
"Don't be nervous, my gun is fake, and it will take a little bit more to be identified as a real gun!" Fu Xin saw her mood and comforted her.
When she overheard Fu Xin's wolf friend praising Fu Xin for using a pistol to scare a vendor into handing over the money bag, she was even more disgusted with Fu Xin's gun.
Once, she lied that her home had been burglarized, buried Fu Xin's two guns in the ground, and threw the quilt on the ground. Fu Xin was so distressed that he lay down on the quilt and rolled.
It is said that after Huang Hansan and others were taken to the police station, the director personally interrogated them and found that the four of them were sworn brothers, and they insisted that they were not fighting. Rather, he is practicing martial arts.
And what's the matter with the sheep in your car?" asked the director.
"The sheep is naughty, they run to our car, whoever lies will thunder and thunder!" Huang Hansan swore and swore to him.
The director remembered that the old peasant woman herding the sheep also said this, so he had no choice, so he said: "This time it is a preventive shot for you, don't do anything like stealing sheep and touching dogs." ”
"We will never do that kind of thing without the lessons of adults!" the four said in unison.
The director let them go home.
Huang Hansan didn't think about tea and rice, and his soul didn't keep it.
At night, he either couldn't sleep, or he couldn't wake up, and in his dream, he dreamed that the little demon suddenly appeared and disappeared, and he kept looking for it.
He was getting thinner and slimmer.
His wife thought he was too improper, and after divorcing him, she didn't even come back to get her clothes, and she didn't want to see him for a second.
He found some of her most generous clothes, disguised herself as she walked and talked, went to the hairdresser, groomed her hair, and disguised herself as a woman.
Then disguised as a begging woman, she came to Tiedan's house.
"Auntie, give me something to eat. "Huang Hansan begs.
Tie Dan and the little demon rushed to get dry food and snacks for Huang Hansan.
Huang Hansan slipped and sat under the wall, nibbling on steamed buns while watching the little demon practice Tai Chi with iron eggs.
From then on, I watched all day long, eating three times a day under the wall of Tie Dan's house.
Gradually, he also practiced Tai Chi.
So slow, so slow, so soft, so soft. Gradually, he wanted nothing but to practice Tai Chi.
His wife, who had become divorced from a lawsuit, occasionally met him and found that his temperament had changed from the wild waves of the sea to the stream in a small flat-bottomed canal.
She was so angry that she went to pull the woman's clothes he was wearing.
He dodged slightly, no longer untouchable, but with a smile.
"Do you have a laughing fan? Don't you know me? I'm a wolfberry flower. ”
He smiled at her with extreme politeness. It seems that you won't get angry if you tear all your clothes. It was as if he would never hit her again, she was a perfect woman.
But in fact, she in his eyes is no longer her, and every woman in his eyes is now a little demon, and it is the little demon who comes to play with him through 72 changes.
Seeing the grain seedlings in the glow, the weeping willows in the dusk, and all kinds of active plants, he decided that he was the embodiment of the little demon.
Even if he saw a dead tree stump with its skin cut off, he thought it was a little demon standing on the golden rooster independent pile.
After all, his wife and him were married for a hundred days, and the relationship for a hundred days was like an urn, so they often came to see him.
I saw that he practiced Tai Chi every day. A set of Tai Chi is like a walking cloud, the whitest thin cloud in the most blue sky. Like flowing water, any bend can turn wonderfully, the kind of flowing water that can flow into people's hearts along people's eyes.
Three months later, when she was watching TV, she found that her former husband had become the head coach of the town's Tai Chi performance team.
Six months later, it was found that he was on TV again. Little Hong Kong held the International Fur Fair, and he was actually performing a show, that is, playing Tai Chi. And the famous national comedians who performed a show just now praised him for practicing well and followed him again.
At this time, Huang Hansan could no longer find the little demon. She has already returned to Beijing. But he couldn't see anyone else when he opened and closed his eyes, only her.
The wolfberry flower was surprised by Huang Hansan's changes, and couldn't guess the reason. I thought that it was really a prodigal son who turned around and didn't change his money, and put down the sheep killing knife to become a god.